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faggots
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Quality Meme Producer
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Everyone can run their mouths about Samoa Joe, but I believe 100% that nothing but good will come of his pending arrival to WWE.
Hell, it might be part of the deal package CM Punk is requesting backstage. Get positive for once in your life. It might feel good |
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I'd name Samoa Joe, I'tiki Payne.
Samoa Joe will probably be named Po Ferocity. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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I would keep the Samoa Joe name. He's the biggest "Indy" star to never work for WWE, and he's been name dropped in a couple official WWE DVD or releases. Use his built-in pedigree from ROH and allude to TNA without actually referring to them by name and you've got an automatic story with Bryan and - if and when he returns - Punk.
They'll probably go with something from the NXT Name Generator. Avery Wilcox or something like that. |
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Not a Samoa Joe fan, he can stay in lolTNA.
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Inno Knows.
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I'd keep him with the Samoa Joe name, knowing WWE they'd drop half of it so he'd only be Samoa two months after his debut.
If they named him off the bat, they'd call him Sumo Sam and he'd be a Japanese sumo wrestler. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Slab Bulkhead!
Fridge Largemeat! Punt Speedchunk! Butch Deadlift! Bold Bigflank! Splint Chesthair! Flint Ironstag! Bolt Vanderhuge! Thick McRunfast! Blast Hardcheese! Buff Drinklots! Trunk Slamchest! Fist Rockbone! Stump Beefknob! Smash Lampjaw! Punch Rockgroin! Buck Plankchest! Stump Chunkmen! Dirk Hardpec! Rip Steakface! Slate Slabrock! Crud Bonemeal! Brick HardMeat! Rip Slagcheek! Punch Sideiron! Gristle McThornbody! Slate Fistcrunch! Buff Hardback! Bob Johnson! Oh, wait... Blast Thickneck! Crunch Buttsteak! Slab Squatthrust! Lump Beefbroth! Touch Rustrod! Reef Blastbody! Big McLargeHuge! Smoke ManMuscle! Eat Punchbeef! Hack Blowfist! Roll Fizzlebeef! |
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Inno Knows.
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FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLEBEEF
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Have him come in as Khali's brother with a fondness for baked savoury snacks, he'd be Samosa Joe.
Or, instead of going the "obvious" route of presenting him as a savage, they could go the other way and have Joe be a sophisticated, smoking-jacket-wearing gentleman; Samuel Joseph, Esq. Of course, they should just bring him in as Samoa Joe. Why not use the name recognition he has built over the last 10 years? |
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"name recognition"
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Feeling Oof-y
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Inno Knows.
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Pretty sure he left his name recognition in the white van with the ninja kidnappers.
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Inno Knows.
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Or with the machete, face paint, and the NATION OF VIOLENCE
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Or underneath the pile of clothes on the treadmill in his house.
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Inno Knows.
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All I want for Joe at this point is for another van to kidnap him while heading to the ring. Instead of a lair or anything like that, it's actually a rescue group who let him out in a warm, sunny park. Joe is hesitant at first to leave the van, but soon thereafter starts walking around and galavanting in the park, relearning how to have fun.
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Covering NXT, Impact, Main Event, Smackdown, and Raw.
--------------------------------- Question Of The Week: Whose face would you like to see on the titantron for an entire episode of Raw? |
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Covering NXT, Impact, Main Event, Smackdown, BattleGround, and Raw.
--------------------------------- Question Of The Week: Give us a name for the new stable featuring Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, and Big E. |
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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This exact picture:
Last edited by James Steele; 07-16-2014 at 12:52 AM. |
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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Cena whenever Raw is at (insert very smarky city here) and instead of the regular titantrons for each Superstar/Diva just play Cena's entrance every time. So I can see the look on Vince & Co.'s faces when the crowd/ TV audience 100% turns on them
Last edited by owenbrown; 07-16-2014 at 12:42 AM. Reason: adding stuff |
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Also, I request that someone do a Richard Belzer impression.
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They really should do a Hair vs. Hair Match with Bo.
I'm thinking someone like Adrian Neville once he makes it to the main roster consoling Bo having just cost Bo his "luscious locks", telling him to "keep his chin up, it'll grow back...if you just Bo-lieve, pet". |
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As for QotW;
They should put Bray's upside down face on the tron. |
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First thing:
I didn't say "Hey stretch out Jeff/Willow's decision for a month to build suspense", I said they could have let it simmer for a week, have Kurt cut that same promo a week before the battle royale. TNA likes to do show long builds, I said give it a week and see if you can get some more people interested in the reveal. Second thing:
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Feeling Oof-y
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Good news, guys!! Fresh match up on SmackDown. Kofi vs. ADR.
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"Slambabwe" or "Madea's Pissed Off Stable of Young Guys"
Last edited by James Steele; 07-23-2014 at 03:29 AM. |
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Army Of Darkness
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Nation of Pain
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The Black Attack.
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Inno Knows.
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NWAACP
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We have a winner
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So fucking sexy.
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Sorry I missed this show.
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Will the TLP Universe get a "Sammy Supplemental"?
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OOOOO I GOT ANOTHER
Malcolm X-Men |
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Covering NXT, Impact, Main Event, Smackdown, and Raw.
--------------------------------- Question Of The Week: Which active wrestler's old theme music would you like to see make a return? |
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They're eating the dogs..
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