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Hogan |
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2 | 10.53% |
Nash |
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1 | 5.26% |
Hall |
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3 | 15.79% |
Macho man |
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3 | 15.79% |
Rodman |
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3 | 15.79% |
Ron and Dong Harris |
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4 | 21.05% |
Booker T |
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2 | 10.53% |
Jeff Jarrett |
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0 | 0% |
Sting |
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0 | 0% |
Steiner |
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1 | 5.26% |
The Big Show |
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0 | 0% |
Voters: 19. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. |
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#1 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Just attempted to add Murder by Lariat to UrbanDictionary. We'll see if the editors accept it.
Since never isn't an option I vote next year, but I'll be shocked if it happens by then. |
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#2 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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If I booked WWE, Ryback would come win the title of Smackdown, then go to Raw and say, "Everyone on Smackdown SUCKS! Is there anyone decent here?" Punk comes out and Ryback squashes him, Cena runs out and Ryback destroys him.
Raw ends with Ryback holding both world titles in the air (as world and WWE champ) and screaming, "FEED! ME! MORE!" That would be amazing. |
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#3 |
Quality Meme Producer
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I didn't really see him as a champion just yet, it's too damn early. Continue with filler match status.
Goldberg(Simpsons) already did this path. |
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#4 |
Guest
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Ryback is amazing. Would love to see a title run in the future.
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#5 |
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I'd say next year i'd like to see him feud with the likes of Wade Barrett.
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#6 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Next year would be best. Take it slow and build him up so people actually care and he doesn't just 'Swagger out'.
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#7 |
Needs to be 20% cooler
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If he absolutely HAS to win the title, I'd put him in line next year.
But I don't think he would be a good champ. Just a big boring hoss. I'd rather have Tensai as champ. (Well, and because I'm an A-Train mark). |
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They're eating the dogs..
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watch what you say. Jap Albert is god awful. I'd rather have that fruity bastard Santino win before that moron. |
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#9 |
Daffanatic
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Ryback sounds like a TMNT villain.
Also, the answer is never. |
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#10 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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#11 |
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Eh, Ryback as champion right now is not something I'd be too keen on seeing. Maybe when he gets momentum and shiz behind him. If he catches on like Goldberg, obviously it would be a good business decision.
Although, in my perfect world, Chris Jericho would win the World Heavyweight Championship at Over the Limit. Bray Wyatt would debut/return (whatever you want to call it) with Eli Cottonwood, who would destroy Orton in the ring with a Chokeslam allowing Jericho to hit the Lionsault and win the title. If Jericho were the World Champion, I would TOTALLY go for a Jericho vs. Ryback feud tomorrow. Could you imagine how great that would be? Jericho could be all "I'm the Best in the World..." cue Ryback coming out and just decimating Jericho for a bit. He goes for Murder by Lariat and Jericho slides out of the ring. The pay-off to the feud would totally be Jericho suffering from a case of Murder by Lariat at SummerSlam, before being tossed into the Meat Grinder (Ryback's Fisherman Buster) for the pin. So, if it had to happen imminently, Jericho should drop the World Title to Ryback at SummerSlam. But other than that, don't rush it. |
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#12 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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never is the best option
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#13 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I think the phrase "Murder by Lariat" may have been the most glorious thing I have ever come up with in TPDub. Well, that and Rhyno: Popcorn Vendor from the Captioning days.
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#14 |
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I really, really miss Rhyno. It's a shame he got injured when he did, because he was getting really over in 2001. I'd still like to see him return to the WWE as an ally of Christian's in a feud against CM Punk.
He'd look pretty massive next to Christian and Punk, and he could build momentum against Ezekiel Jackson in a battle of "last ECW Champions." As far as random "former mid-carder gets re-hired and given a shot" options goes, Rhyno has to be right up there for me. |
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#15 |
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Can you imagine Dolph Ziggler taking The Gore? That is money right there.
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#16 |
RIP SABU
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NEVER.
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#17 |
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Is it me or are there too many undefeated people on the card already?
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#18 |
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If it's a choice between Skip and A-Train, for the love of god, push Skip Sheffield!
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#19 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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Idea for a sweet storyline
Okay, I got an idea for a sweet storyline. A new guy debut and immediately starts to get "hurt" in matches and eventually it is shown that he injures himself on purpose, so he can sue WWE for an unsafe work environment!
Would be a good storyline for Drew. |
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#20 |
RIP SABU
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Just stop already.
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#21 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
Posts: 2,396
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#22 |
Triple A's best friend!
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You are the epitome of moron.
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#23 |
It's Mike O. What's Good?
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#24 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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You would think that posters here would realize to stop feeding the troll. Guess that's too much to ask for.
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#25 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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I dont see u guys coming up with better storylines
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#26 |
Narc stole my star
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Iop storylines > Noid storylines
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#27 |
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I got a better one! How bout to top off the farting Gimmick, Natalya can wait until her opponent is knocked out and laying on their back, she can pull her tights down and take a giant fucking crap right in their mouths. They can call this move Shitfaced!
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#28 |
Posts: 61,597
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They should have some guy come out in a wheelchair with a cast on his leg during some babyface's match being pushed by some guy. Even let it be Tyson Kidd or someone like that. The guy in the wheelchair claims that Kidd assaulted them randomly on the street, or something like that. Kidd is all "I've never seen this person before in my life."
Weeks go past, and every now and then that guy in the wheelchair is shown watching Kidd's matches from the back, biting his knuckles as if seeing Kidd walking free is the most awful thing he can imagine. He even starts up websites calling Kidd "the most disgusting human being in history." Eventually, Kidd wants this guy to admit he is faking, because he never attacked him and what he is doing is slander. Kidd tries to prove that the guy in the wheelchair is faking it by dumping him out of the chair, but the guy just falls down and cries in pain. Security and referees come out and restrain Kidd, who is like "Sorry! I swear he is faking it! What's going on here?" The guy in the wheelchair claims that he won't sue Tyson Kidd and the WWE if they hire his brothers, who happen to be professional wrestlers: Cue the return of Colin Delaney, and his brother, James Delaney. The guy in the wheelchair then serves as their manager, and constantly claims that babyfaces have hurt him, sexually harassed him, hit on his girlfriend, cheated on their wives or anything to try and ruin their connection with the "WWE Universe." |
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#29 |
They're eating the dogs..
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How about a stable called "Affliction" and each member has a disease or syndrome. One guy could be like Stephen Hawking and he wins matches by falling out of the wheel chair to pin them. Bring back Eugene. One guy will be called Peter Parkinson's. Bring back Zack Gowan. One guy is called Al Heimer and he forgets how to do moves so he has to have a manager to tell him what to do. Book that shit. Plus think of the money from the affliction tee shirts. These shirts will be the most shiny shirts ever made.
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#30 |
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They could have a really obese guy who is absolutely useless and has no wrestling skill, but he teams with some really imposing and dangerous guy who is trying to get this obese guy fit. The really imposing and dangerous guy does all the heavy lifting in their tag team match, but then the obese guy tags in, goes to the top rope, and hits a Splash for his team.
You could call the really dangerous guy "The Imposer." |
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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#32 |
It's a blood match!
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Fucking awesome guys, I'd love that stable.
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#33 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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I once made an e-fed character named "Suicidal Tendencies Lad", whose gimmick was that he was an emo loser who wanted to die, but could not kill himself because he was a coward. So he bluffed his way into working for a wrestling company as an active wrestler, in the hopes that he would be brutally pummeled to death in the ring.
Lasted maybe a week and a half. |
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Needs to be 20% cooler
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#35 |
Last of a Dying Forum
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Natty Shart.
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#36 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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That idea is PrettyCool.
And by that I mean it's shit. |
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#37 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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I always thought of Eugene sort of like from that TNT show the Pretender. That was a great show. Wonder if thats on Netflix streaming...
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#38 |
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Garett Bischoff is Eric Bischoff's son, right?
Eugene was Eric Bischoff's nephew. Therefore, Eugene and Garett Bischoff are cousins. |
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#39 |
Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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Story Line: A guy with a mop.
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#40 |
Posts: 61,597
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After losing some match one week, a pissed off heel should bump into the Impact Zone's janitor, and start yelling at him:
Heel: Are you laughing at me? Janitor: No, sir. Heel: You were laughing at me! Janitor: No, sir! I wouldn't dream of it! Heel: ...Are you smarting off to me? At this point, the heel gets right into the face of the janitor and is about to make a threat when the janitor just slaps him in the face and takes him to the ground and starts choking him out. The janitor gets up and looks almost horrified at what he's done and regrettably announces: Janitor: I said I wasn't laughing at you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The janitor turns out to be a wrestling prodigy, who was forbidden by his mother from entering into the business because he's the only thing she has left, and she doesn't want to see him get hurt. But he loves wrestling so much that he just couldn't stay away from it and took a job as a janitor at the Impact Zone in Orlando so that he could be close to the best wrestlers in the world. Call him William Damon or something like that. |
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