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You know that’s right
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because having a little weed with you is probably just a minor misdemeanor that comes with a cute little fine
duis are serious offenses that carry jail time plus duis are big "public" offenses these days where everyone freaks out so yeah, duis are more important |
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#2 |
He's Here
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Direct public endagerment.
And what Supreme said. |
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#3 |
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Holy toledo. This will be interesting to see develop going forward. I have a feeling somebody is going to challenge Swagger for his WrestleMania title shot on RAW. They still have 6 weeks until WrestleMania, so this won't be a complete disaster for WWE. I hope they just have Zeb recruit somebody else and switch the gimmick over to another person. Personally, I think there is a lot of money in turning Rey heel and hating illegal immigrants which leads to Rey Mysterio (w/ Zeb Colter) vs Sin Cara at WrestleMania.
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The internet.
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King K Cool
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N.W.A. Champion Not I
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This is the guy who -just- made national news for having a controversial character...and now he's arrested for a DUI and possession. This is exactly the kind of press WWE doesn't want. Swagger is done. And if he isn't done, he'll be around jobbing. How many Swagger signs with questionable content do you think WWE will be confiscating next monday? And from now on? How would the WWE look if they didn't fire him?
He's done. Or at least he'll be gone for awhile, like Daniel Bryan was. If by chance he actually stays around, he'll be buried like Regal was. |
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#7 |
Last of a Dying Forum
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Swagger is an idiot, possibly fucking up the 2nd best thing on TV right now (CM Punk being the first, always). Drugs are for fucking pathetic pieces of shit.
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Quality Meme Producer
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This will probably wash over once this arrest stops trending on Twitter.
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Quote:
He fucked up big time. |
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King of the Ring
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Love how he has that gangsta mugshot stare down. Shit just got real. Swags is living the gimmick
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Would be funny if Zeb did recruit Ziggler and he had to awkwardly say goodbye to his big black friend and Puerto Rican girlfriend. They're practically Team Diversity.
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Swagger is absolutely done in no uncertain terms. This is an all-time fuck up - even worse than RVD because at least RVD was already a top guy. Swagger was just getting his stride. Imagine HBK winning the 1995 Rumble, then getting a damn DUI. Just crazy.
If we see him this Monday, it will be to job out his title shot to someone. And we won't see him on WWE television again. I never liked Swagger that much (read: at all), but this new character was getting me to at least pay attention - although I found it bland as all hell. That said, it's a shame that when he got his shot, he fucked up THIS bad. Goodbye Swaggie Time. Maybe now Ziggler will cash in and Jericho somehow gets a title shot? That leaves ADR out to dry, so I guess you could force a ADR-Ziggler feud real quick, too. |
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#13 |
Last of a Dying Forum
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Meltzer thinks they might just shitcan Swagger and move Zeb Colter to someone else.
This is probably what's gon be do. |
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#14 |
#YesMovement
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WE THE PEOPLE.
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Best Poster
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It's time! It's time! IT'S HEATH SLATER TIME!!!!
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The Champ is Here!
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#18 |
The Champ is Here!
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#20 |
His name is Jeff Harvey
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Can't wait for Jack Swagger vs. Kurt Angle in the main event of Bound For Glory this year.
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Dumb ass.
With that said, call up this man and stick Zeb with him. ![]() Don't have Hero do the whole spiel Swagger did, just have him act as hired hand/bodyguard of sorts of Zeb. |
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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And yes, my belief that this should happen is based entirely on facial hair.
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#23 |
Y2KoTF
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Oh no!
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#24 |
Best Poster
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Yeah, we don't need his flabby boring ass taking time from real wrestlers.
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Colter should be paired up with the Shield. Promoting justice - the American way!
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#26 |
the low Art Gloominati
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Daniel Bryan would be perfect for a replacement..... He's clean. Something Bruno likes. Good publicity. They can go with the whole 'vegan' and probably drug free healthy style, the ideal wrestler- unlike that law breaking maverick. Two great wrestlers, Del Rio and Bryan. Who taps out?
Ziggler cashes in? |
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Colter with Lesnar would be great too. Scratch off Heyman with Lesnar, put Colter and Lesnar together!
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Ricardo nails him with the Mexican pail he carries around and the stuff him in a box with Destination: MEXICO written on it. Maybe he comes back in a few years and no one acknowledges who he was..
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#29 |
It's High Noon!
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So basically, he'd be the Green Sin Cara?
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#30 |
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Who has gotten a DUI while working for WWE in the past decade? What happened to them?
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#31 |
the low Art Gloominati
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#32 |
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Cameron got one, but Vince probably doesn't even know who she is and she didn't even get punished. Interesting to see what WWE does here.
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#33 |
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She got a 15 day suspension, but she didn't have weed and wasn't in the WrestleMania main event.
Maybe they tie it into the storyline where Zeb worked it out with Vickie (since Vickie and Swagger worked together in the past) that instead of just firing him they are making him go to AA meetings and such. If he fails to do so, he will be fired. If he makes progress in the rehabilitation program, he will get his title shot as planned. 6 weeks until WrestleMania. Little do they know that Vickie also added to the agreement that Zeb has to go for sensitivity training. In order to keep them together and on the road, they will both do their therapy together with none other than Dr. Shelby. Cue Del Rio and Ricardo trying to sabotage them. Plates of brownies in the locker room, beer cans at ringside, Burritos left in bags, Spanish overdubs of their promos, etc. Hell, have a special appearance from Stone Cold where he offers a beer to Swagger. STUNNER. Cue Del Rio and Austin laughing it up and then show Del Rio putting cases of Corona in Stone Cold's truck. Have Jack Swagger do a "Luche Libre Challenge" where he promises to beat luchadors in 5 minutes or he will pay them $1,000,000 pesos (roughly $78,500). Del Rio costs him a match against Super Porky. Suddenly, La Parka comes out and beats the shit out of Zeb and Swagger with a chair. Del Rio then gives a bunch of money to La Parka as he moonwalks out of the arena. Then, they rip off the CM Punk/Jericho angle from last year and have Swagger act like he is completely baked and Del Rio orders a live drug test. Swagger then comes unglued and beats the shit out of them. He then pours his cup of *clean* piss down Del Rio's throat. Zeb Colter then grabs the mic and "I bet that still tastes better than any crappy imported beer! You better watch it, boy, because when you piss off WE THE PEOPLE, you will get PISSED ON and BEAT ON because WE'RE PISSED OFF AND NEED TO BEAT OFF!" Swagger then looks at Zeb awkwardly as Zeb slowly realizes what he said. Zeb then gets livid and beats the shit out of Ricardo and Del Rio with his belt. Booker T. announces that the World Heavyweight Championship match between Swagger and Del Rio will now be a LEATHER STRAP MATCH where not only the title will be on the line, but if Del Rio wins then Ricardo gets to beat Zeb Colter with a belt and if Swagger wins then Zeb gets to beat Ricardo with his belt. Del Rio wins, but Swagger ties Del Rio's arm to the bottom rope with the leather strap. Cue Dolph Ziggler and him cashing in the MITB contract. Last edited by James Steele; 02-21-2013 at 12:43 AM. |
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#34 |
Resident drug enabler
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I just skipped to the end and read "Dr. Shelby".
I'm on board. |
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Were they in the WWE at the time? What happened to them?
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#36 |
the low Art Gloominati
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Oh wait, it just says Chris was drunk in public. Somebody had to have gotten a DUI recently though..
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/28/wwe-st...d-in-kentucky/ It was 2010. |
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#37 |
The black Corey Graves
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Alex Riley did, if I recall. He was about to get fired, but he was paired with the Miz and if I recall, this was close to Mania, so he got lucky.
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#39 |
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"The bootleggers took pride in making great whiskey, and we need to take that same pride in growing our bud. What has become of our country where a man has to pay more for Mexican pot than American pot? This isn't the America I fought for in Vietnam."
TURN A NEGATIVE INTO A POSITIVE! Book this shit. All of my ideas in this thread are more brilliant than Jack Swagger's post-show cool-down. |
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#40 |
the low Art Gloominati
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Technically they can be pro-hemp. Because hemp can save the earth (for real) and be used to make so many different products.
"Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!” ― George Washington |
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