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Old 05-25-2004, 08:04 PM   #361
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Old 05-25-2004, 08:41 PM   #362
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Old 05-25-2004, 09:07 PM   #363
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Old 05-25-2004, 09:11 PM   #364
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Old 05-25-2004, 10:29 PM   #365
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Old 05-25-2004, 11:04 PM   #366
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HBK: "Well, it's just a little something something he got me because I'm jobbing at Bad Bl--... Heeeyyyy!"
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Old 05-26-2004, 02:44 PM   #367
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I could have sworn I already posted this, but...

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Old 05-26-2004, 04:44 PM   #368
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:48 PM   #369
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Holly: All right, kid. You're new here, but I'm gonna show you how things work. You and me are gonna have a match, okay? And what's going to happen is that you're going to PIN ME. Got it?
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:51 PM   #370
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Old 05-26-2004, 04:52 PM   #371
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Old 05-26-2004, 05:53 PM   #372
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*they go round corner see Kane farther down the hall*

Agents: And that right there is Mr. Isaac Yankem, DDS. go introduce yourself

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Old 05-26-2004, 06:50 PM   #373
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Old 05-26-2004, 08:19 PM   #374
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Old 05-26-2004, 08:31 PM   #375
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:57 PM   #376
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Flair: Hey, look, the flight attendant said you were too fat to get on the plane. You're going to have to drive.

Spike Dudley: .....yeah, right.....(mumbling)stupid old geezer

(gets on plane)

Flair: Dammit! One of these days, it's got to work on someone!
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:05 AM   #377
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"So you mean if I don't break the Spanish announce table during my first PPV match, I'll be jobbing to guys like Hardcore Holly?"
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:12 AM   #378
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"Hey, welcome to the Smackdown roster. We look forward to seeing your work in our prestigious Cruiserweight division. To commemorate your arrival in the WWE, we're going to give you this great big honey-baked ham, and slather you with barbecue sauce. Go over to Big Show's locker room and tell him the good news; he'll be reeeeeaaaalllyyy glad to see you!"
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:15 AM   #379
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A-Train: Hey kid, do you want to go over in your first match?

Kid: Yes!

A-Train: Do you want to go over a mammoth like me and make yourself look strong?

Kid: YES!

A-Train: OK then, I just need one favor, you do it for me, and I'll put you over...

Kid: What's that?

A-Train: *hands kid a razor* Shave my back.

Kid: ........*faints*

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And THAT is the REAL reason why A-Train never puts over newcomers.
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Old 05-27-2004, 07:11 PM   #380
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*New kid is fixing his elbow pad, when Triple H walks up to him.*

New Kid: Hey, Mr. Hunter! Oh wow, it's an honour to meet you sir.
Hunter: I'm sure. I just came by by to wish you good luck here in the WWE.
New Kid: Thank you sir!
Hunter: Oh, yeah. Here, take this. *hands kid a bottle*
New Kid: What's this?
Hunter: Just some Kool-Aid...
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:15 PM   #381
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3333 pts to Nowhereman, Ass Man, and Big Vito Man.


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Old 05-28-2004, 01:18 PM   #382
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:41 PM   #383
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Old 05-28-2004, 05:16 PM   #384
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MWHAHAHAHAHA and now for my most dastardly trick I'm going to bash the unexpected face over the head with my Chinese Finger Trap. Let me just get it on *CLICK*, oh shit.

*Starts trying to get it off*
*Face turns around laughs and small packages me for the three count*
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Old 05-29-2004, 12:09 AM   #385
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*heel grabs chair, as the face comes off the ropes. The face runs right into the chair, and the ref calls the bell.*

Heel: Hey, what was that for?!
Ref: You hit him with the chair!
Heel: ...bollocks, you lie..
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Old 05-29-2004, 02:27 AM   #386
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Cole: "That fiend! He just stole Rey Mysterio's boots off his feet! NOW how is Rey going to wrestle???"
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Old 05-29-2004, 05:00 AM   #388
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Actually, I think this scene might be a little weak, so 1000 points to loopy, and onto the next one...


If Gangrel did make a porno...
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Old 05-29-2004, 07:17 AM   #389
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*Title screen apears: Bloodbath of Ecstacy*

*Starring: G-Rel the poronolicious Vampire Studd with the Fangs of Pleasure*

*A ring of fire appears arround a bedless bedroom, an atractive naked porn girl stands to the side watching, she's blonde and wearing nothing but a white gothic blouse/shirt, as slowly a gothic bed rises up from the fire. Our Star G-Rel lies on it naked, mouth open proudly displaying his Fangs of Pleasure*

*He motions to the girl seductively to lie on the bed. She does so swaying her hips ever so slightly and before you can say Bloodbath G-Rel is on top of who we shall now call Christiana *

G-Rel: I shall now bite you like you've never been bitten before. G-Rel knows where to bite, he is the Fang fuck masta! Get ready for a Bloodbath of esctacy.

*The lights in the bed room go out,you hear feamle moans that sound awfully a lot like the intro to Gangrel's theme song, then the lights in the bedroom flash red as a 70s porn version of the Brood theme song plays. You can make out Gangrel's "fangs" digging into Christiana's crotch, she squirms and writhes with pleasure and pain. G-rel begins to drink the blood that is coming out of the bit marks and he smiles.*

G-Rel: You have the darkest tasting blood, it makes me burn for you. You are now mine.

*He laughs as the credits role*
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Old 05-30-2004, 12:39 AM   #390
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Anne Rise, porn actress: "Are you sure you don't mind? I'm in the middle of my period."

Gangrel: *licking fangs* "That sounds... delightful."

*Cue bomp-chikka-bomp music that sounds curiously like the nWo entrance*

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Old 05-30-2004, 12:41 AM   #391
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I don't think it was weak... I just think anything we'd come up with would've totally jobbed to loopy's.
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Old 05-31-2004, 02:18 PM   #392
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Gangrel and Val Venis co-star in: Forbiddon Desire.....a Vampires Tale.

*Camera flashes to the shower where Ryan Shamrock and Val Venis used to take care of business, but Ryan has been replaced with Gangrel*

Val: Helloooooooooo Gangrel!

Gangrel: GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!! (Terrified Tone)
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Old 05-31-2004, 04:00 PM   #393
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Gangrel and Val Venis co-star in: Forbiddon Desire.....a Vampires Tale.

*Camera flashes to the shower where Ryan Shamrock and Val Venis used to take care of business, but Ryan has been replaced with Gangrel*

Val: Helloooooooooo Gangrel!

Gangrel: GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!! (Terrified Tone)
^^^ as funaki begins pops out of no where with his camera to tape he says" OHHHH EVIL.... Val looks into the camera u like that
Funaki replies indeed!!!!!
(a little flashback to a Val Venis thread from before)



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Old 05-31-2004, 05:57 PM   #394
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Pro wrestling's "Vampire Warrior" Gangrel in...

Muffy: The Vampire Layer!
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:39 PM   #395
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Former wrestler "Vampire Warrior" stars alongside Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson in.....GANGgrel
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Old 06-01-2004, 01:48 AM   #396
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1000 pts to Hulkamania.

Gotta spread the points around.


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Old 06-01-2004, 02:06 AM   #397
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JR: BAH GAWD KING MY PYTHON IS HULKING UP
King: ...Puppies?
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Old 06-01-2004, 12:35 PM   #398
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Triple H is laying a beating on Tajiri in the middle of the ring, when suddenly.....
*Hulkamaniac music blares over the speakers*
JR: BAH GAWD! Its Hulk Hogan! Only 40 years younger! And a woman!
King: Its Brooke Hogan! PUPPIES!
JR: The Game punches Brooke! NO EFFECT! SHE WAVES THE FINGER! BIIIIG BOOOOOT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAN LEG DROP BAH GAWD!!
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Old 06-01-2004, 04:23 PM   #399
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Things you could say about/to wrestling or wrestlers, but not about/to your girlfriend.

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Old 06-01-2004, 04:33 PM   #400
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"So, my girlfriend broke up with me today. Last night, we were having sex, and she was not responding to my moves so I stop and say "hey bitch, why won't you sell my moves"

Eh, I tried
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