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Ball So Hard University
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JR: BAH GAWD KING MY PYTHON IS HULKING UP
King: ...Puppies? |
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Triple H is laying a beating on Tajiri in the middle of the ring, when suddenly.....
*Hulkamaniac music blares over the speakers* JR: BAH GAWD! Its Hulk Hogan! Only 40 years younger! And a woman! King: Its Brooke Hogan! PUPPIES! JR: The Game punches Brooke! NO EFFECT! SHE WAVES THE FINGER! BIIIIG BOOOOOT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAN LEG DROP BAH GAWD!! |
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1000 pts to Hulkamania
Things you could say about/to wrestling or wrestlers, but not about/to your girlfriend. Last edited by Corkscrewed; 06-01-2004 at 04:41 PM. |
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The Caption Crippler
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"So, my girlfriend broke up with me today. Last night, we were having sex, and she was not responding to my moves so I stop and say "hey bitch, why won't you sell my moves"
Eh, I tried |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Yeah, she's great and all, but she doesn't really like it when I work stiff.
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Instant Credibility
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I love her because, no matter who she's out there with, she's willing to lay down and do the job.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Quote:
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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...well, it was a Dusty Finish.
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When we were out there yesterday day, and you did that spot where you dropped to your knees, did you fart? Because i swear to God a heard something.
Meh, decent for the new guy. |
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" say ummm your promo was really weak can we discuss maybe getting you a new gimmick " or " im going to lay the smackdown on u tonight"
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper - Atmosphere |
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whipped is the best
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After outside interference, me and my kliq potatoed her against the post.
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Art Teacher
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lets make this match 5 minutes
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Guest
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Push me, baby!!
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Now. Here. Man.
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Things were allright between the two of us, until I found out she was a tweener.
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LMAO! That might have been the quote of the night. This scene seems to be working well, so I'll keep it going a little longer.
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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"Remember when you went over on Trish? I think I pulled my groin..."
Sorry. It's the best I've got. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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That is one good-looking bulldog.
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Now. Here. Man.
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I think it's safe to say Loopy won that round. I mean, dyamn!
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500000 points to Loopy. 10000 points to Nowhere Man.
World's worst wrestling headlines. (have fun... )
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Now. Here. Man.
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Triple H, Age 62, Regains World Championship!!!
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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*link.HHH and Stephanie on beach photos, HHH in a pink thong*
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Flair hits top-rope move
(actually I'd read that news story) |
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BISONICA
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Quote:
So ironic. |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Mick (talking over phone): I can't wait to work under Dusty's writing skills, wait, what do you mean he was fired from TNA.......He's working where now. Oh uh I gotta go, bye.
Must.....Call.....Vince |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Stone Cold Steve Austin makes Broadway debut
It's a "Bah Gawd Stunner!" |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Randy Orton horribly botches RKO on Chris Benoit: Funeral to be set for Friday.
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The Caption Crippler
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Jerry "The King" Lawler comes out of the closet
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^ Oh that's horrible!!!
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Wrestler hurt in ring suffers brain damage
Wrestler N Dinsmore said to be recovering slowly, will face side effects |
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Flair exposes himself on airplane
Oh, wait, that happened
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try not to double post
(rules)
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Whoops, sure thing
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Newsbits: Austin parcicipating in AA. X-Pac: Next Terminator?
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The Caption Crippler
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RVD GOES COLD TURKEY: "THE TOKER IS OVER"
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From the Weekly World News.......
Aliens seen in front row during Chris Benoits big Wrestlemania win!!! Could there have been extraterrestrial forces at work? |
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Triple A's a bitch
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John Bradshaw Layfield Signs 10 Year Contract
WWE Guarantees Main Event Winner For 5 Consecutive Wrestlemania's
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Triple H assassination attempt fails
8-Time World Champion no-sells bullet |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Triple H, Kevin Nash, and Hulk Hogan all donate DNA to create Hybrid Clone Army:
Main event scene said to be 'all set for at least thirty years,' say bookers. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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(sorry for the Double post, but I just had to go with this one)
Brock Lesnar and John Layfield visit Electronic Entertainment Expo; Face Criminal Charges on 35 counts of manslaughter |
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