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#401 |
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I imagine Vince being like "We'll show that Glenn Beck we aren't dumb hicks! Let's use a big word for tonight's final segment! Like... EVISCERATE!"
Then halfway through the show they looked up the definition and scurried to fix it. |
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#402 |
King of Clowns
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If anything, Undertaker did say that CM Punk would not make it past Wrestlemania.
Perhaps when/if CM Punk loses the match, we get the evisceration there and the live crowd will get the opportunity to bid on the consumption of his flesh to help support WWE's charity initiatives. #BeAStar |
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#403 |
King of Clowns
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#404 |
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CM Punk's liver. Completely untainted. Great for life-long alcoholics. Bidding starts at $3,000.
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#405 |
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I've had the darkest night of posting on TPPW in my own history.
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#406 |
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Seriously, his organs are probably all top-notch.
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#407 |
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#408 |
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You've got to admit that "eviscerate" is a pretty cool sounding word that most of the fans do not know or do not have the mental capacity to look up.
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#409 |
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It would still be oddly biased toward Taker.
It's like if they had a graphic before Jericho vs. Cesaro that was like "Up next: Chris Jericho beats the fuck out of Antonio Cesaro!" |
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#410 |
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Up Next: The Undertaker disembowels CM Punk... verbally.
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#411 |
Best Poster
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Pretty solid Raw
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#412 |
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"Coming up... John Cena rapes The Rock's asshole until it bleeds... verbally."
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#413 |
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#414 |
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Punk wins but taker takes punk out for the Summer of No Punk to give him time off to heal up and get everything together. Take out punk in this case would be to make him just disappear somehow. Somehow manage to keep punk secluded for a couple months..no tweets, no touts no nothing..
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#415 |
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I thought it was cute when Taker said "The streak may come to an end". Poor guy's trying to convince us.
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#416 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() FALSE ADVERTISING |
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#417 |
Large Marge sent me
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Only a couple of months though because the payback ppv is in Chicago in June. If he's gone for a while and returns then the roof will explode.
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#418 |
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#419 |
Large Marge sent me
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Which reminds me, ill be signing TPWW merch before the show for only $20 at Shoeless Joes. So come out and meet Frank Drebin.
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#420 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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I am imagining Frank Drebin sitting alone at a table with a big sign that reads "Frank Drebin: TPWW Poster". Pretty lonely.
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#421 |
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I should be doing that somewhere this weekend
$5 |
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#422 |
Re-Branded
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#423 |
Large Marge sent me
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Itl be just like that. Then, on to the subway.
Can't wait to have my own headlines on the front page written by Mr. Clark himself. |
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#424 |
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I had a dream last night that wwe repackaged jinder mahal as jintaur.. He was dressed as a centaur..and every time he talked he kept saying "I'm mother fucking ready" I could get behind that character..
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#425 |
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I would buy Frank Derbin merch.
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#426 |
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I'm starting to buy into the Cena heel turn idea. The past 2 weeks have been very different kind of promos from Cena. I don't know if it is just them recognizing that 95% of the crowd in these towns (and especially at WM) will boo the ever loving fuck out of him and so he is playing heel for the purposes of this feud.
The crowd tonight was good initially, but then it just turned into dipshit smarks hollering and stuff. Seriously, why the fuck would you cheer CM Punk during that closing segment? I'm very interested to see the crowd reaction at WrestleMania for Punk/Taker. Punk is struggling to get boo'd now and he is an amazing fucking heel. Is he close to where Triple H got to where he could beat the shit out of a crippled child with a sledgehammer and still get cheered? |
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![]() The folks cheering for heel Punk were dip shits. I do feel like Punk is getting to that point, where he's such an incredible heel, folks are beginning to like him for that, and I'm guilty of it as well. He is incredible as a heel. Punk going away for a while and coming back as a surprise face against a heel Cena would be awesome I think. Only if Punk didn't really change his personality/character too much though and he didn't play the goofy face character. |
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#428 |
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I feel like Cena just winning at WrestleMania, even though the Cena haters already got their way last year so evening things up for the Cena fans seems the way to go, is not as much of a lock as people make it out to be and something else big is gonna happen. It just seems like the crowd is gonna be so pro Rock, WWE is gonna be hesitant to pull the trigger on putting Cena over him.
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Punk is such a heel, but he's so fucking good that people will cheer him anyway. I'm so interested in hearing the crowd for The Undertaker vs. Punk. I have a feeling that the "big reveal" Vince has promised might end up being some sort of stipulation that makes CM Punk shit himself on SmackDown. I was thinking last night that even though Punk has been such a bad guy that there is absolutely no way the face should lose this match, Punk has been in such good form and used such a good strategy against Undertaker that he almost deserves to win. You could have CM Punk defeat The Undertaker and then announce on RAW that he's leaving because there is nothing left for him to conquer in WWE. Cue his return a few months later in time for Payback, where he would presumably return to a massive pop.
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#430 |
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I'm also interested in hearing the crowd for Triple H vs. Lesnar. Brock is also such a heel, but the WrestleMania crowd can be quite smarky. They might just mark out for Brock being there. Could you imagine the crowd turning on Triple H in what might be his last match?
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#431 |
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Remember the "you tapped out" chants at the end of SummerSlam? lol
I would not be surprised at all to see a pro-Lesnar crowd. |
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#432 |
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I wonder how they would have put some heat behind Taker-Punk if Bearer hadn't died. Because the way it started was far from promising.
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Lol that nigglet totally said "yea bitch" and lol at the "jack thwagger" sign
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You think they'd close the show with Punk v Taker? Cena winning clean would be more tolerable if it doesn't end the show and instead punk beats taker and some craziness happens at the end...
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#435 |
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Not a chance WrestleMania ends with anything other than Rock-Cena.
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#436 |
The black Corey Graves
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#437 |
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Those were just a handful of dipshits who deserve to have their testicles ripped off, dipped in rotting cheese, and force fed to them as they sit on a glowing hot steel rod that goes up their ass and burns a hole in their liver.
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#438 |
The black Corey Graves
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If Cena doesn't turn Sunday, fuck the WWE for teasing it today.
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#439 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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graphic but lol Steele
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#440 |
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I dunno. IF CM Punk does end the streak (highly unlikely), that has to end WrestleMania. Nothing can follow The Streak being broken. I do agree with what was said earlier that Undertaker should win just based of the story being told.
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