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Old 06-22-2004, 12:36 AM   #401
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Bet Lita gives birth to a disfigured hand.
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:36 AM   #402
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[Opens RAW program ]

"The part of Matt Hardy in tonight's performance will be played by Jeff Hardy; the part of Kane will be played by Lou Ferrigno; and the part of Lita will be played by Moppy."

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Old 06-22-2004, 12:36 AM   #403
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:36 AM   #404
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They should turn this into comedy:

Lita says Matt, I cant marry you, because the child may not be yours. Matt says well then whose is it? She says well I slept with...(and then they show footage of the Royal Rumble)... all of those guys, it could be anyone of them.
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:36 AM   #406
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:36 AM   #407
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Just imagine Kanes monstrous deformed unit going inside Lita, now thats sick
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Matt needs to take acting lessons.. that was bad
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:37 AM   #409
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Lita: Yes... Im the fath... I mean Kane's the Moth...
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Fan: You see, Lita is a hermaphradite, and Kane, well, he's just a crazy guy...
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:37 AM   #410
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I've seen better acting in a porno.

Seriously.
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Again I must ask, how can they go into ads in the middle of a segment like that? Is it not live anymore?


(ALSO, whats that song in The Anchorman promos?)
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Just imagine Kanes monstrous deformed unit going inside Lita, now thats sick
"lita I swear I used a condom, but I burned a hole right through it, I cant help it"
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:38 AM   #413
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Lita bothed marrige.
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:38 AM   #414
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:38 AM   #415
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Again I must ask, how can they go into ads in the middle of a segment like that? Is it not live anymore?


(ALSO, whats that song in The Anchorman promos?)
Dunno about the song...

They just do more commercials now... It seems they do them in between long matches mostly, and to "Keep you in suspence"...
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I've seen better acting in a porno.

Seriously.
Ive seen better acting from Torrie...seriously
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:39 AM   #417
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(ALSO, whats that song in The Anchorman promos?)
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:39 AM   #418
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so kane does not know how to use a rubber and i thought it was all burned up in the fire
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:39 AM   #419
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Why did Lita agree to have sex with Kane in the first place?
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:39 AM   #420
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Matt: " I knew something was up when she said she was pregnant but we have yet to sleep with each other"
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:39 AM   #421
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A good writer, like myself, would have played out the situation like so:

Matt Hardy goes over and listens to Kane and laughs at the thought of it (Because think about it, it is laughable) and then turns around just to confirm, and then Lita has her head down, and then Matt either punches her or walks away in shame
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:40 AM   #422
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The Kane mask on the baby would have been a dead giveaway anyway...
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Also, does this sound like rape to anyone else?
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:41 AM   #427
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Thanks Face Heely


Also, does this sound like rape to anyone else?
Nah, Kane just has strong game
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Thanks Face Heely


Also, does this sound like rape to anyone else?
She did it so Kane wouldnt kill Matt basicly...
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Alright, my brother came home and changed the channel, I guess my night back to wrestling is over :sad:
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She had the McMahon chin, lol...
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Jesus H Christ...425 replies in the topic and Raw isn't even over? Something good must have happened tonight. Anything worth taping? (No spoilers)
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Jesus H Christ...425 replies in the topic and Raw isn't even over? Something good must have happened tonight. Anything worth taping? (No spoilers)
tape the first half hour, avoid the rest. Most of the conversation is making fun of stuff.
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