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Yeah but I get Xena, Warrior Princess. And everyone is staring at her tits and I roll up cuzzie for the pin 1 2 3.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Me and the Spirit Squad hit the Parachute Powerbomb and I hit the Best Legdrop Ever FTW
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R.I.P Tanner
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I then tell Skippord that I'll kick him out of Tipsters if he doesn't give the title to me.
New Champ |
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#405 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Double Chokeslams Mr JL and Impact and pins both
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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I run in to help Mr JL and Impact but pull out a gun and shoot everyone in the head. Boom Headshot. FTW
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#407 |
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Vince McMahon disqualifies Impact from ever competing in a TPWW/net Hardcore Title match and declares Mr. JL as champion.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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And then he calls for a 6 on 1 handicap match with me and the Spirit Squad vs Mr JL and Kenny hits the leg drop and I pin
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R.I.P Tanner
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THERE IS CONFUSION, WHO IS THE HARDCORE CHAMP
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#410 |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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*brawls with the champ(s) all the way to the top of a building*
*champ misses a clotesline, but gets hooked into the vertebreaker* *vertebreaker off the side of the building* 123 23x champ |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Spears Funky and pins
87x champion |
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#412 |
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R.I.P Tanner
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I then pin skippord after a Cradle Shock because Vince only banned me from TPWW/net
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Then I Future Shock Impact and pin
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Mr. Jl then has a drinking contest against Skippord and after 23 beers Mr. JL becomes the new Hardcore Champion
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Too bad he wasnt champion
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Mr. JL burns Skippord alive and wait til he turns into dust and then covers him for the pin |
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#417 |
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Cuzzie chops off Mr. JL head, Mr. JL runs right into a spear through glass. 1,2,3 FTW.
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#418 |
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*Pins everybody on earth to ensure he is the champ.*
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Haha, im not on Earth. Cuzzie swoops down and hits a spinning DDT on Diesel Mac FTW.
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the ECW fans bombard cuzziebor619's lockeroom and tragically kill him. Mr. JL covers the majority of his body parts and is declared the champ;
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Considering that cuzziebor619 was killed, cuzziebro619 comes out and rolls up Mr. JL FTW.
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#422 |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Low Blow to Cuzziebro, pins.
New Champ |
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#423 |
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Boss
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The One places a hiddle net on the ground with a trap to hoist the net up in the air when Impact! walks on it and it even has a set up Shotgun to shot the net's victim. But right as Impact! is about to set into the trap someone shouts "Free Porn!" which causes Impact! to look away. While Impact! is distracted Torrie Wilson's Cloe dog walks into the net. The Shtogun is fired and it alarms everyone. Cloe is dead and Impact! escaped with the title...
The One: I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME! NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!! |
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#424 |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Impact gives The One a replica Hardcore title for his effort.
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Boss
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Alright!
The One is a: 2 TIME! 2 TIME! TPWW Hardcore Champion! and 1 Time! TPWW Replica Hardcore Champion! |
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#426 |
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*Double chokeslams The One and Impact to win the Hardcore Title and the Replica Hardcore Title.*
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#427 |
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R.I.P Tanner
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Drops a bud ice on the floor, breaking the bottle. Diesel Mac loses all his powers and falls to the floor unconscious. Pins NEW CHAMP
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#428 |
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I always have a reserve in my utility belt. I take it out, drink it, and give the stunner to Impact and pin 1 2 3.
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Boss
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The One hires a hooker to hit on Diesel Mac, she gets Mac all excited and convinces him to get handcuffed to the bed. While he is laying there strapped to the bed, The One comes in a pins Diesel Mac to take back the Replica Hardcore Title back!
Oh yeah! 2x 2x TPWW Hardcore Champion and 2x 2x Replica Hardcore Champion! Wooooooooooo! |
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#430 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Hits The One with a Clothesline from hell FTW
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#431 |
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I sing Skippord a lullaby and he goes to sleep and I pin 1 2 3.
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#432 |
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Boss
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Uhhhh...Diesel Mac, you were already Champ, I pinned you for MY Replica Belt back, and then Skippy gave me a clothesline and said Fuck The World but never pinned me...so you never lost the belt...
I mean...The One Smash! *Does something then pins you* Wooooooooooooo! 3 time Champ! |
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#433 |
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A Proud MF'R
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installs a glass ceiling to make damn sure nobody ever goes over top of me
FOREVER THE CHAMP THE KING OF HARDCORE |
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I think Skip meant For The Win. |
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#435 |
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Yeah and I walk through LOD's glass ceiling like magic and give him the stunner and pin 1 2 3.
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#436 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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And you walk strait into a Spear and I pin For The Win
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#437 |
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Junior Member
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Brass Knux to the face
1 2 3 William Regal NEW CHAMPION Hooligans like Stone Cold Steve Austin should be locked in the Paddywagon and taken down the nick! And if it was up to me they'd be bloody well flogged too!
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#438 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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RKO onto said knux FTW
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#439 |
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Cuzziebro619, comes out from the back.
Cuzzie: "I have had my rest, I am ready to take back the belt that is rightfully mine" Skippord has a confused look on his face , Cuzziebro619 is just standing at the top of the ramp laughing .Cuzziebor619, only pretending to be dead, takes out Skippord from behind. Both Cuzziebro and Cuzziebor pin Skippord for the first ever Tag Team hardcore Title. |
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#440 |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Hits a double Diamond Cutter on the Cuzzie's pins to be both Hardcore Tag champions
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