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Instant Credibility
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SPELLING BEE COMPETITOR FAINTS, THEN RECOVERS TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! VINCE MCMAHON SIGNS HIM UP IMMEDIATELY. "IF WE CAN HAVE A WRESTLING CRIPPLE, AND A WRESTLING RETARD, WHY NOT A REAL LIFE WRESTLING NERD!!!!" SAYS VINCE.
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Now. Here. Man.
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Vince McMahon shown footage of Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior; Committed to local mental hospital
"I can't believe I pushed them!" McMahon says again and again. (damn, i wish Doctor Gonzo was around now) |
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He's Here
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Chris Jericho Wins World Heavyweight Title at House Show!
Stripped immediatly before Raw. "The buyrates for the house show were Jericho's fault" says Vince McMahon, who later awarded the title to Triple H. |
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Has an evil monkey...
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Hurricane warnings are sweeping the nation.
Public advised to stay in the back. ![]() |
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Now. Here. Man.
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WWE Apologizes to Certain Lower-Card Workers for Mistreatment; Others Still Resentful
"What about me?" Says Raven |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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John Layfield tears right bicep
"Well, there goes my offense." -- Layfield |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Large Bold Print Found to Make Sentences Seem More Important
Smaller print underneath often serves as more detailed follow-up |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Quote:
Does anyone else think this looks like it could be ripped out of a Rampage arcade machine, circa 1988? |
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Now. Here. Man.
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I didn't think about that when I wrote it, but yeah, it does.
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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WWE's Rhyno weds in secret ceremony
Misses RAW following honeymoon due to "glue incident" |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Oh, and "TPWW's Drew Carey?"
You're better than that, Corky. You're at least TPWW's Clive Anderson! |
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Nowhere Man's "Large Font" one had my giggling. |
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Rikishi convicted of murder of fellow WWE Superstar!
"He went for the Stink Face, and O'Haire went in and didn't come out!" -Startled Bystander |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Vince McMahon arrested for "crimes against wrestling"
Pleads "I'm Vince McMahon, dammit!" |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Vince McMahon runs out of ideas
"Fuck it, give the title to Paul London" -- McMahon |
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He's Here
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Goldberg Botches Headlock, Loses Arm
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Has an evil monkey...
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Lita does a move without botching
Manages to walk to ring without help |
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He's Here
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(From another thread)
Undertaker Loses Hat, $5000 Reward Is said to be "lost without the 'lil guy"... |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Shawn Michaels takes job as carpenter
Denies any involvement with screws |
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He's Here
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WWE Signs No-Limbed Wrestler
To tag with Eugene and the returning Zach Gowen. |
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Perry Saturn to be Engaged!!!
Perry and Moppy Saturn to be wed June 29th!! |
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He's Here
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Mr. McMahon Bans All Moves Except the Pedigree and the Knee Lift
"Now he's gone too far" says a WWE wrestler. "Fine with me" says Triple H. |
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Has an evil monkey...
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Bubba Ray Dudley Regains Stutter
He says he m-m-m-m-missed it |
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alright, one more.........
Randy Orton kills major Legend!!!! Moments after the devastating RKO, Pope John Paul was rushed to the E.R. |
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He's Here
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Hurricane Kills 50
To be sentenced Thursday. |
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President of Freedonia
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A-TRAIN SHAVES
A-Train turns face by FINALLY granting the crowd their wish. |
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He's Here
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WWE to Introduce the First Bad Blood Championship
Tournament Finals: Shawn Michaels vs. Eddie Guerrero |
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He's Here
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BAHGAWDSTUNNER!
BAHGAWDSTUNNERBROKENINHALF! (Looks like Shane left his office for a second ...)
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Jeff Hardy set to return to the ring!
Says he won't be doing poetry, drugs, or any bad music. |
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Now. Here. Man.
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Randy "Macho Man" Savage makes appearance on B.E.T.
Funeral to be set for Friday |
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STUNNER TRADEMARKED
Jim Ross has been awarded the rights to say "STUNNERBAHGAWDSTUNNERWITHBBQSAUCE". "What a STUNNERBAHGAWDSTUNNERWITHBBQSAUCE result!" Said Jim Ross. Last edited by c4g2; 06-04-2004 at 10:43 AM. Reason: spelling error |
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The Caption Crippler
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7 Year Search Continues for Shawn Michaels' Lost Smile
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Art Teacher
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RANDY ORTON, LONGEST REIGNING IC CHAMPION IN 7 YEARS
Sources said Rhyno's super glue is found on belt... |
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Triple A's a bitch
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Goldbird is Vince McMahon Internet Fans In Mourning, Big Bluto says: "I Knew It"
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Blood supplies fall drastically after Sunday night
Hospitals overwhelmed, Latino people urged to donate... |
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He's Here
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Vince McMahon Buys Out Every Wrestling Promotion in North America
"Japan, YOUR NEXT!" says Vince. |
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at trnbuckle!!
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1000 points to Nowhere man and trnbuckle. That was the best round yet!
Creative ways of getting people to tap out. *waits the RB response* |
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He's Here
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Benoit: Hey Ric, take a look at the Titantron...
Ric: Oka... AHHH! I QUIT! AHHH! (We find out later that it was the sex tape) Meh, that was cheap
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