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Hogan |
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2 | 10.53% |
Nash |
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1 | 5.26% |
Hall |
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3 | 15.79% |
Macho man |
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3 | 15.79% |
Rodman |
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3 | 15.79% |
Ron and Dong Harris |
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4 | 21.05% |
Booker T |
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2 | 10.53% |
Jeff Jarrett |
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0 | 0% |
Sting |
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0 | 0% |
Steiner |
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1 | 5.26% |
The Big Show |
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0 | 0% |
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#441 |
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They could have a really obese guy who is absolutely useless and has no wrestling skill, but he teams with some really imposing and dangerous guy who is trying to get this obese guy fit. The really imposing and dangerous guy does all the heavy lifting in their tag team match, but then the obese guy tags in, goes to the top rope, and hits a Splash for his team.
You could call the really dangerous guy "The Imposer." |
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#442 |
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"The Vegan Vanilla Thrilla" George Rassic-Parks IV.
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#443 |
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He can change The "Yes!" Lock's name to "The Dino Saw."
Michael Cole can constantly spell out the move, so that casual audiences get the pun, and Gertner can complain that needing to explain it means that it's terrible for ratings. |
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#444 |
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I've gotten to thinking -- if a guy came in and could dance better than Brodus Clay, and kept serving Clay in dance contests -- would he be a face or a heel?
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#445 |
Grim Fandango
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Regal outpopped DX when he served Brodus in the dance contest. In fact thats probably WWE's best shot at creating the next long term top guy.
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#446 |
Grim Fandango
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Change Lord Tensei to Lord Raptor. Have him dance exclusively to 80s synth pop. Boom. Ratings.
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#447 |
It's a blood match!
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Fucking awesome guys, I'd love that stable.
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#448 |
Total Non-Stop Apologist
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Thanks. Good to know that despite not posting here all that often I'm still remembered.
I actually think the nick name "The Show Off" is a really good one but it need to be for a much flashier wrestler more akin to what some would call a "spot monkey." I actually think Brian Kendrick would have been an excellent "Show Off." Dolph is too technically sound and traditional of an arrogant heel to work with the gimmick. By the way, I'm not saying Brian Kendrick is a spot monkey. |
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#449 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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I once made an e-fed character named "Suicidal Tendencies Lad", whose gimmick was that he was an emo loser who wanted to die, but could not kill himself because he was a coward. So he bluffed his way into working for a wrestling company as an active wrestler, in the hopes that he would be brutally pummeled to death in the ring.
Lasted maybe a week and a half. |
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#450 | |
Needs to be 20% cooler
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#451 |
Last of a Dying Forum
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Natty Shart.
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#452 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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That idea is PrettyCool.
And by that I mean it's shit. |
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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#454 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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I always thought of Eugene sort of like from that TNT show the Pretender. That was a great show. Wonder if thats on Netflix streaming...
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#455 |
Feeling Oof-y
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"The Show Off" is a horrible nickname but "The Imposer" is a genius idea??
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#456 |
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Garett Bischoff is Eric Bischoff's son, right?
Eugene was Eric Bischoff's nephew. Therefore, Eugene and Garett Bischoff are cousins. |
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#457 |
Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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Story Line: A guy with a mop.
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#458 |
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After losing some match one week, a pissed off heel should bump into the Impact Zone's janitor, and start yelling at him:
Heel: Are you laughing at me? Janitor: No, sir. Heel: You were laughing at me! Janitor: No, sir! I wouldn't dream of it! Heel: ...Are you smarting off to me? At this point, the heel gets right into the face of the janitor and is about to make a threat when the janitor just slaps him in the face and takes him to the ground and starts choking him out. The janitor gets up and looks almost horrified at what he's done and regrettably announces: Janitor: I said I wasn't laughing at you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The janitor turns out to be a wrestling prodigy, who was forbidden by his mother from entering into the business because he's the only thing she has left, and she doesn't want to see him get hurt. But he loves wrestling so much that he just couldn't stay away from it and took a job as a janitor at the Impact Zone in Orlando so that he could be close to the best wrestlers in the world. Call him William Damon or something like that. |
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#459 |
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I think when Clay hit What the Funk on Regal during that segment, it was the only time I've heard Brodus Clay booed. He played it well ("My bad!") but clearly whoever wrote that segment miscalculated the overness of Regal dance moves.
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#460 |
Posts: 61,618
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#461 |
I have standards.
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next survivor series, the ninja turtles vs battletoads. i am legend.
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#462 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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Tyson Kidd idea
I think Tyson Kidds hould snap and start by beating the crap out of Natalya. Kidd should say "The hart family adopted me but they betrayed me by not giving me the chance and holding me back with their crap!" and then Tyson Kidd says he will no longer be married to Natalya and he will become a stronger wrestler.
Next night Tyson Kidd walks out and says he is "The Eliminator" and starts the night off by attacking random guys backstage and hurting them. Kidd then gets put into a match as punishment but doesnt show up and is "fired" by the WWE but keeps attacking guys backstage. Kidd then becomes this outlaw character and the GM can put a bounty on his head. |
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#463 |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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So a man beats up a woman on national television and then procedes to beat up a roster where majority of them are twice his size... I'm sorry buddy doesn't really sound like a good idea
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#464 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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No he beats up random crew and fans etc thats the point and he hides from real wrestlers
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#465 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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how is this guy not banned yet?
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#466 |
Cranky Kong
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There's nothing offensive about this thread. It's just an idea he had. A really stupid and shitty idea, but just an idea none the less. The key is to not respond if you don't enjoy the thread.
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#467 |
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lol this is amazing
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#468 | |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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#469 |
Cranky Kong
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Fantastic, but do you know how hard it is to travel with a moose?
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#470 |
Cranky Kong
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The answer is no. No you don't.
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#471 |
Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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#472 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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The Eliminator...The Hitman. I see what you did there. I don't like it, but I see what you did there.
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#473 |
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They should have Lance Storm come in as Tyson Kidd's coach, and teach Kidd how to cabbage patch.
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#474 |
Eats that fuck at lunch
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Sheamus' finishing move name doesn't fit him
The Bro kick sounds like something that Zach Ryder would do.
Who thought this was a good idea? Finlay had The Celtic Cross which makes sense, but why The Bro kick? I think they should've called it something like "The Irish Decimator" |
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#475 |
Tongue my Fartbox
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Its called "Brogue kick", sounds like "Bro" though when they say it on air.
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#476 |
Southern Hospitality
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Definition of BROGUE. 1. : a stout coarse shoe worn formerly in Ireland and the Scottish Highlands.
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#477 |
ELF ANGEL
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Did you expect him to be aware of that Jay man?
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#478 |
Southern Hospitality
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I don't expect him to be aware of anything
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#479 |
You know that’s right
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These threads have been merged as part of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative. Please refer all PrettyCool ideas to this thread. You may still post "pretty cool" ideas elsewhere.
P.S. I am retired and not actually here. I am an illusion. Ooooooooooh (picture Scott Hall doing that spooky fingers thing here) |
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#480 |
You know that’s right
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