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| Hogan |
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2 | 10.53% |
| Nash |
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1 | 5.26% |
| Hall |
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3 | 15.79% |
| Macho man |
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3 | 15.79% |
| Rodman |
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3 | 15.79% |
| Ron and Dong Harris |
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4 | 21.05% |
| Booker T |
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2 | 10.53% |
| Jeff Jarrett |
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0 | 0% |
| Sting |
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0 | 0% |
| Steiner |
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1 | 5.26% |
| The Big Show |
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0 | 0% |
| Voters: 19. You must log in or register to vote on this poll. | |||
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I have standards.
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next survivor series, the ninja turtles vs battletoads. i am legend.
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Eats that fuck at lunch
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"The Imposer".
I think "The Imposer" could be a pretty cool wrestling name if WWE brings in a new REALLY big/powerful guy sort of like Eli Cottonwood and give him a monster gimmick where he almost never talks.
He could win matches just by staring down his opponents and making them run away. "The Imposer" just rolls off the tongue. |
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Is Finkle
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Then when that fails, he can turn into a comedy character who just shows up in the middle of other people's angles/matches/promos..... and is just like "Oh, I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to IMPOSE."
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Or, he could just start hanging around "cool" wrestlers and trying to act like them. He could change his name to I.M. Poser.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Or he could actually pretend to be other wrestlers and be "The Imposter."
(Yes, I'm aware "impostor" is actually spelled with an "o") |
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They're eating the dogs..
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CM punk should become Brodus Clay's sidekick. His name will NOT be CM Funk bc that's too obvious. Instead he will be called T-Flex and will have to gain about 80lbs of muscle.
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The black Corey Graves
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i love you guys
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Brodus Clay needs a herbivore in his troupe. Since he can't draw for shit, Daniel Bryan should join as The Vegan Vanilla Thrilla.
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They're eating the dogs..
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That would be pretty cool but he needs a dinosaur themed name.
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"The Vegan Vanilla Thrilla" George Rassic-Parks IV.
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He can change The "Yes!" Lock's name to "The Dino Saw."
Michael Cole can constantly spell out the move, so that casual audiences get the pun, and Gertner can complain that needing to explain it means that it's terrible for ratings. |
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I've gotten to thinking -- if a guy came in and could dance better than Brodus Clay, and kept serving Clay in dance contests -- would he be a face or a heel?
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Grim Fandango
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Regal outpopped DX when he served Brodus in the dance contest. In fact thats probably WWE's best shot at creating the next long term top guy.
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Grim Fandango
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Change Lord Tensei to Lord Raptor. Have him dance exclusively to 80s synth pop. Boom. Ratings.
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I think when Clay hit What the Funk on Regal during that segment, it was the only time I've heard Brodus Clay booed. He played it well ("My bad!") but clearly whoever wrote that segment miscalculated the overness of Regal dance moves.
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Eats that fuck at lunch
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Tyson Kidd idea
I think Tyson Kidds hould snap and start by beating the crap out of Natalya. Kidd should say "The hart family adopted me but they betrayed me by not giving me the chance and holding me back with their crap!" and then Tyson Kidd says he will no longer be married to Natalya and he will become a stronger wrestler.
Next night Tyson Kidd walks out and says he is "The Eliminator" and starts the night off by attacking random guys backstage and hurting them. Kidd then gets put into a match as punishment but doesnt show up and is "fired" by the WWE but keeps attacking guys backstage. Kidd then becomes this outlaw character and the GM can put a bounty on his head. |
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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So a man beats up a woman on national television and then procedes to beat up a roster where majority of them are twice his size... I'm sorry buddy doesn't really sound like a good idea
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Eats that fuck at lunch
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No he beats up random crew and fans etc thats the point and he hides from real wrestlers
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Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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b/c 5 is better than 4
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how is this guy not banned yet?
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Cranky Kong
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There's nothing offensive about this thread. It's just an idea he had. A really stupid and shitty idea, but just an idea none the less. The key is to not respond if you don't enjoy the thread.
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Quote:
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lol this is amazing
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Cranky Kong
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Fantastic, but do you know how hard it is to travel with a moose?
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Cranky Kong
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The answer is no. No you don't.
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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The Eliminator...The Hitman. I see what you did there. I don't like it, but I see what you did there.
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They should have Lance Storm come in as Tyson Kidd's coach, and teach Kidd how to cabbage patch.
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CM Batisturd
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Eats that fuck at lunch
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Sheamus' finishing move name doesn't fit him
The Bro kick sounds like something that Zach Ryder would do.
Who thought this was a good idea? Finlay had The Celtic Cross which makes sense, but why The Bro kick? I think they should've called it something like "The Irish Decimator" |
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Its called "Brogue kick", sounds like "Bro" though when they say it on air.
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Southern Hospitality
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Definition of BROGUE. 1. : a stout coarse shoe worn formerly in Ireland and the Scottish Highlands.
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ELF ANGEL
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Did you expect him to be aware of that Jay man?
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Southern Hospitality
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I don't expect him to be aware of anything
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You know that’s right
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These threads have been merged as part of the St. Jimmy Clean Up The Muck Initiative. Please refer all PrettyCool ideas to this thread. You may still post "pretty cool" ideas elsewhere.
P.S. I am retired and not actually here. I am an illusion. Ooooooooooh (picture Scott Hall doing that spooky fingers thing here) |
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You know that’s right
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Hazardous to Your Health
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Awesome work
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Eats that fuck at lunch
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If u dont want me to post here so bad then just ban me already
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It's High Noon!
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This is so much easier on the eyes. This kinda should happen in casual now.
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Southern Hospitality
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It's a place where you can post all your incoherent thoughts instead of making threads
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