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Old 06-16-2004, 04:48 PM   #1
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Two guys wait in line at the I STILL REMEMBER ride.

GUY #1: Man, I can't wait to ride this thing! I've heard a lot about it!

GUY #2: Yeah, we could be in for anything here!

The ride suddenly dissolves into thin air

GUY #1: D'oh!
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Old 06-16-2004, 06:36 PM   #2
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The Ultimo Dragon Roller Coaster:

-The ride starts by getting pulled of a very, very large hill, all of Ultimo's accomplishments are listed on the side as the people go up.

At the top of the hill, a large sign reads "AND THEN HE CAME TO THE WWE..."

The ride then plummets downward into the ground.
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:33 PM   #3
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The Ultimo Dragon Roller Coaster:

-The ride starts by getting pulled of a very, very large hill, all of Ultimo's accomplishments are listed on the side as the people go up.

At the top of the hill, a large sign reads "AND THEN HE CAME TO THE WWE..."

The ride then plummets downward into the ground.
Word has it this ride has just closed down, it seems the carridges slipped off.


Sorry couldn't resist
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:03 PM   #4
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Come ride the JLB Salute Ride. Suitable only for Nazi sympathizers
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:23 PM   #5
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**Sign reads "RIDE THE LEGEND KILLER, THE GREATEST, MOST EXCITING, MOST ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE RIDE OF ALL TIME!!!!**

Park-goer: Hey, that sounds pretty good! Let's see what all the hype is about!

**Park-goer walks up to the ride, only to find a lame kiddie-roller-coaster with a legion of obsessive fans around it**

Park-goer: THIS is it?!?!

Rabid Fan: Yeah, isn't it awesome! I mean, the sign says it's even better than the Hardcore Legend Coaster! This is the future of amusement park rides!!!
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:30 PM   #6
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It's the John Cena Stage Spectacular!

See "WWE Cast Members" dressed as the Doctor of Thuganomics!
Hear classic rap tunes delivered at an absurdly deliberate pace!
Smell the vanilla!
Taste Deez Nuts!
Feel bad that you spent $25 for tickets!

The John Cena Stage Spectacular is located in "Ohio Valley Land" next to the Evolution's Animal safari and Tame S&M Theatre.
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:45 PM   #7
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This sucked, new one coming up...
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Old 06-16-2004, 07:51 PM   #8
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JR's Slobberknockin' Coaster

"Take a ride on one of the best BAH GAWD roller coasters ever built. Go at high octane speeds of 60 MPH, making twists, turns, and screwjobs all the way around. The best part is towards the end, where the track divides into two separate ones, literally breaking the car in half. BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTUNNER!"

First 100 folks to ride it at the park's opening get a free bottle of BBQ Sauce.
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Old 06-17-2004, 06:45 AM   #9
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To hell with masssage! Try the new Cruiser Vibrating Belt! Made out of pure Maple Leaf gold, the belt will vibrate, soothing your feelings! This process was discovered by Chavo Guerrero Senior!


Chavo when he touched the Cruiser Vibrating Belt!

Try it, only for US$2.00 per pop!
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:03 PM   #10
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:07 PM   #11
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It'd be JR and King as the two old guys in the box.

(sorry - I don't know their names or have pics of them and I can't be arsed looking for them either.)

(actually it surprises me that I made this post in the first place!)

(Points for effort at lack of effort?)
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Old 10-01-2004, 10:29 AM   #12
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It'd be JR and King as the two old guys in the box.

(sorry - I don't know their names or have pics of them and I can't be arsed looking for them either.)

(actually it surprises me that I made this post in the first place!)

(Points for effort at lack of effort?)
This is incredibly useless AND irrelevant, but the bald one is Waldorf and the other is Statler.
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:08 PM   #13
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Biggest nose contest: Triple H vs. Gonzo

Winner: Triple H
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:09 PM   #14
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Eddie Guerrero v RVD v Val Venis v Kermit
Best Frogsplash Match!
(poor kermit)

Miss Piggy, Torrie & Sable in a Playboy Shoot!

Triple H jobs to Gonzo in a biggest nose in the world match!
*sorry, but ^^^post beat me to it! And the verdict probably should be the other way around!


Animal makes himself an Evolution drum-kit by battering the crap out of them all with his sticks (and not in a Steve Blackman fashion)
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:14 PM   #15
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Eddie Guerrero v RVD v Val Venis v Kermit
Best Frogsplash Match!
(poor kermit)

Miss Piggy, Torrie & Sable in a Playboy Shoot!

Triple H jobs to Gonzo in a biggest nose in the world match!
*sorry, but ^^^post beat me to it! And the verdict probably should be the other way around!


Animal makes himself an Evolution drum-kit by battering the crap out of them all with his sticks (and not in a Steve Blackman fashion)
ONE SCENE PER REPLY PLEASE!!! (see rules)
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:16 PM   #16
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ONE SCENE PER REPLY PLEASE!!! (see rules)
Apologies.
I thought that was binned a while back after I saw someone putting 6 responses in, and someone else putting in 4, during one scene.

But fair enough.
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:10 PM   #17
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I thought they had!
I could've sworn JR was a Jim Henson creation and Jerry Lawler was the one working him (you never see Lawlers left hand)
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:43 PM   #18
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I see little potential in this.
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:51 PM   #19
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I see little potential in this.
Well, it's supposed to be if the Muppets did a WCW/ECW Invasion type thing into the WWE, not if the WWE was like the Muppets.
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:48 PM   #20
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Kermit would steal Stephanie away from Triple H, because he's such a pimp, and become World Heavyweight Champion for 58 months.
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:53 PM   #21
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So lemme rephrase it...

The WCW/ECW Invasion: Muppets Style
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Old 06-17-2004, 01:58 PM   #22
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JR: BAHGAWDSONOFABITCHBROKENINHALFSTRAIGHTTOHELL! It's Kermit, and Fozzy, and Gonzo! I don't believe my eyes! The Muppets are taking over Raw!

King: And look! They're being led by Shane and Stephanie!

**Muppets are shoved to the sidelines for 6 months while Shane feuds with Vince**
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Old 06-17-2004, 05:48 PM   #23
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**The lights go out and Dracula's music hits, the Count walks out on SSPW (Seasame Street Pro Wrestling) Nitro while Vince is on Raw**

JR: BAH GAWD ITS THE COUNT! WHAT IS HE DOING THERE!?

Count: Ah ah ah! I have aquired SSPW, Mr. Vince! Ah ah ah! I now OWN SSPW! Ah ah ah!

Vince: NO! IT CANT BE! YOU BASTARD!

Count: Ah ah ah... And let me introduce you to the man who will help me take over WWE, ah ah ah... The... **Numbers come on the Titian Tron** 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... FIVE Time SSPW champion... ELMO!

**Elmo comes out to the Ring**

Elmo: Elmo will kill you!

**Elmo and Count walk out**

Count: Ah ah ah, before I got, we've got 4 words for ya... I LIKE TO COUNT!


Okay, that pretty much sucked...
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^ LOL. I can totally see that, except it should have been "ONE-time SSPW Champion! Ah-ah-ah! TWO-time SSPW Champion! THREE-time SSPW Champion!" etc. etc.

The "Elmo will kill you" reminded me of the episode of "The Simpsons" when PBS comes after Homer and Elmo pops up and says "Elmo knows where you live."
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The "Elmo will kill you" reminded me of the episode of "The Simpsons" when PBS comes after Homer and Elmo pops up and says "Elmo knows where you live."
I was thinking about that episode when I wrote that
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Okay... that was a dud...


Alternate WWE Wrestler Entrance Music Lyrics

(inspired by the Mordecai discussion that turned into a battle of John Cena Shrubbery puns )
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*DundundunDUN...dun dun dundundunDUN dun...*

SO **** UP YOUR MOVES, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
SO **** UP YOUR MOVES, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
So **** up your moves, ma-an. Climb the ropes, then fall down fast...
The fan boys'll love you, despite all the botches from your past


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Old 06-20-2004, 12:52 PM   #28
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It's time to lay the game...

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Old 06-20-2004, 05:08 PM   #30
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Skip the Others
I'll hit my wife
When theres nothing to drink
You won't believe it but i'm bettin' that you will

Slap em' all
I'll guess i'll live with the lawsuit ya bring
On to me, you know its only the beginning.......

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Time to play the game... time to play some cards
It's time to play the game, the game of cards, the game we're playing is pontoon.
Triple H has the king of diamonds, all he needs now is the ace of spades.
The ace of spades, the ace of spades, the ace of spades, the ace of spades.

Repeat ad nauseum.
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Old 06-20-2004, 08:56 PM   #33
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A Train during the Christmas Holiday Season.

On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the second day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Twelve bags of Pepto,
Eleven pounds of blubber,
Ten baked potatoes,
Nine polish hot dogs,
Eight bowls of chili,
Seven pints of cole slaw,
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five onion rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese
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Old 06-20-2004, 10:19 PM   #35
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He does during the Christmas Holiday season.

Let me sing my song dammit, I just needed a vague reason to do it so let it be.
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:15 AM   #36
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(Girls in background) No, No, No, Shawn!

I think i'm old,
I know I'm balding.
I got the looks,
That turn TVs off.
I got the moves,
That make 'em snore.
I Send snores all over the arena.

I'm just a old has-been.
(old has-beeeeeeeeeen)
I'm the Heartbreak Kid
(Heartbreak kid)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I make 'em snore,
I make 'em bored.
They will get sleepy,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me blade,
They hear me talk.
I make 'em feel,
Like they're in dreamland.

I'm just a huge jobber.
(Huge jobber)
I will not win the match
(the matchhhhh)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm feuding with Trips girls.
Hands off the remotes

I'm just a old has-been.
(Has-been)
I job like Funaki
(Fu-nakiiiiiii)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I am so damn over.
(Damn over)
But I lose all my matches
(My matchessssssss)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm just an old has-been.
(old has-been)
The Blood Bank's enemy.
(enemyyyyyyyyyy)
I'm feuding with Trips here
(Trips here)
So please let me job
(me jobbbbbbbbb)
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:33 AM   #37
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lmao. pretty lame effort of mine

Who's that falling down the sky
B-I-G Big Show's down!
Here we go
When the armpit is out
The girls they pass out
The boys just black out
Better faint out

Go!
Off the big sky
Look out below
The next thing ya' know
You'll be on the floor
Watcha' gonna do
When your on your back
From the fall off the sky
Aww damn your whack

You're like "What the Heck,
all of a sudden this 500 pounds sittin' on my neck!
Where's the ref?!"

Straight from the sky
Know how much trouble you see
When you face the big slow

Chokeslammin' and slowarooni' and doin' it slow
You can't remove the slow
Why?
'Cause he's not the big slow for nth


Who's that falling down the sky
B-I-G Big Show's down!
Here we go
When the armpit is out
The girls they pass out
The boys just black out
Better faint out
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:00 PM   #38
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Hardcore Holly steals HHH's tune with slightly different words...
Time to pay your dues.....
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:01 PM   #39
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Can we get a permanent sticky on this thread or something?
Even it's own forum would be good!
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:08 PM   #40
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I think c4g2 and Goldbird have this one figured out. That's what I was aiming for. at those two! Genius!
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