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This sucked, new one coming up... |
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#562 |
President of Freedonia
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JR's Slobberknockin' Coaster
"Take a ride on one of the best BAH GAWD roller coasters ever built. Go at high octane speeds of 60 MPH, making twists, turns, and screwjobs all the way around. The best part is towards the end, where the track divides into two separate ones, literally breaking the car in half. BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTUNNER!" First 100 folks to ride it at the park's opening get a free bottle of BBQ Sauce. |
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To hell with masssage! Try the new Cruiser Vibrating Belt! Made out of pure Maple Leaf gold, the belt will vibrate, soothing your feelings! This process was discovered by Chavo Guerrero Senior!
![]() Chavo when he touched the Cruiser Vibrating Belt! Try it, only for US$2.00 per pop! |
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Eh... 1000 points to... TheOneLameGunn.
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It'd be JR and King as the two old guys in the box.
(sorry - I don't know their names or have pics of them and I can't be arsed looking for them either.) (actually it surprises me that I made this post in the first place!) (Points for effort at lack of effort?) |
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#566 |
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Biggest nose contest: Triple H vs. Gonzo
Winner: Triple H |
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Eddie Guerrero v RVD v Val Venis v Kermit
Best Frogsplash Match! (poor kermit) Miss Piggy, Torrie & Sable in a Playboy Shoot! Triple H jobs to Gonzo in a biggest nose in the world match! *sorry, but ^^^post beat me to it! And the verdict probably should be the other way around! Animal makes himself an Evolution drum-kit by battering the crap out of them all with his sticks (and not in a Steve Blackman fashion) |
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I thought they had!
I could've sworn JR was a Jim Henson creation and Jerry Lawler was the one working him (you never see Lawlers left hand) |
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#571 |
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I see little potential in this.
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Kermit would steal Stephanie away from Triple H, because he's such a pimp, and become World Heavyweight Champion for 58 months.
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So lemme rephrase it...
The WCW/ECW Invasion: Muppets Style |
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#575 |
Now. Here. Man.
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JR: BAHGAWDSONOFABITCHBROKENINHALFSTRAIGHTTOHELL! It's Kermit, and Fozzy, and Gonzo! I don't believe my eyes! The Muppets are taking over Raw!
King: And look! They're being led by Shane and Stephanie! **Muppets are shoved to the sidelines for 6 months while Shane feuds with Vince** |
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He's Here
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**The lights go out and Dracula's music hits, the Count walks out on SSPW (Seasame Street Pro Wrestling) Nitro while Vince is on Raw**
JR: BAH GAWD ITS THE COUNT! WHAT IS HE DOING THERE!? Count: Ah ah ah! I have aquired SSPW, Mr. Vince! Ah ah ah! I now OWN SSPW! Ah ah ah! Vince: NO! IT CANT BE! YOU BASTARD! Count: Ah ah ah... And let me introduce you to the man who will help me take over WWE, ah ah ah... The... **Numbers come on the Titian Tron** 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... FIVE Time SSPW champion... ELMO! **Elmo comes out to the Ring** Elmo: Elmo will kill you! **Elmo and Count walk out** Count: Ah ah ah, before I got, we've got 4 words for ya... I LIKE TO COUNT! Okay, that pretty much sucked... |
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#577 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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^ LOL. I can totally see that, except it should have been "ONE-time SSPW Champion! Ah-ah-ah! TWO-time SSPW Champion! THREE-time SSPW Champion!" etc. etc.
The "Elmo will kill you" reminded me of the episode of "The Simpsons" when PBS comes after Homer and Elmo pops up and says "Elmo knows where you live." |
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He's Here
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Okay... that was a dud...
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#580 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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*DundundunDUN...dun dun dundundunDUN dun...*
SO **** UP YOUR MOVES, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! SO **** UP YOUR MOVES, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! So **** up your moves, ma-an. Climb the ropes, then fall down fast... The fan boys'll love you, despite all the botches from your past === ...or something that doesn't suck. |
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#581 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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(This is kind of confusing)
Lilian Garcia: Making their way to the ring, EVOLUTION! "WHY CANT WEEEE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN WEEEEE FRIENDS?" |
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#582 |
Sleepy Bitch
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(Steph's new entrance.)
It's time to lay the game... (You get the idea.) |
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***Glass Shatters***
Skip the Others I'll hit my wife When theres nothing to drink You won't believe it but i'm bettin' that you will Slap em' all I'll guess i'll live with the lawsuit ya bring On to me, you know its only the beginning....... (I hope everyone remembers when SCSA's music was played by Disturbed.....) |
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Du-du-du-du du-du-du-du (Undertaker walks out in wedding dress)
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Evolution/Motorhead inspired theme #476
Time to play the game... time to play some cards It's time to play the game, the game of cards, the game we're playing is pontoon. Triple H has the king of diamonds, all he needs now is the ace of spades. The ace of spades, the ace of spades, the ace of spades, the ace of spades. Repeat ad nauseum. |
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#586 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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A Train during the Christmas Holiday Season.
On the first day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the third day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the fourth day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the fifth day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the sixth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the seventh day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the eighth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the ninth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the tenth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Ten baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the eleventh day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Eleven pounds of blubber, Ten baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the twelfth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Twelve bags of Pepto, Eleven pounds of blubber, Ten baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg McMuffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese |
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#587 |
Cranky Kong
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But A-Train doesn't use "The 12 Days of Christmas" as his theme music!
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#588 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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He does during the Christmas Holiday season.
Let me sing my song dammit, I just needed a vague reason to do it so let it be. |
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(Girls in background) No, No, No, Shawn!
I think i'm old, I know I'm balding. I got the looks, That turn TVs off. I got the moves, That make 'em snore. I Send snores all over the arena. I'm just a old has-been. (old has-beeeeeeeeeen) I'm the Heartbreak Kid (Heartbreak kid) I'm just a huge jobber (Huge jobber) I job to Triple H (Triple H) I make 'em snore, I make 'em bored. They will get sleepy, Whenever I'm around. They see me blade, They hear me talk. I make 'em feel, Like they're in dreamland. I'm just a huge jobber. (Huge jobber) I will not win the match (the matchhhhh) I'm just a huge jobber (Huge jobber) I job to Triple H (Triple H) I'm feuding with Trips girls. Hands off the remotes I'm just a old has-been. (Has-been) I job like Funaki (Fu-nakiiiiiii) I'm just a huge jobber (Huge jobber) I job to Triple H (Triple H) I am so damn over. (Damn over) But I lose all my matches (My matchessssssss) I'm just a huge jobber (Huge jobber) I job to Triple H (Triple H) I'm just an old has-been. (old has-been) The Blood Bank's enemy. (enemyyyyyyyyyy) I'm feuding with Trips here (Trips here) So please let me job (me jobbbbbbbbb) Last edited by c4g2; 06-21-2004 at 07:07 AM. Reason: spelled huge wrongly |
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#590 |
Takes my pain away
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lmao. pretty lame effort of mine
![]() Who's that falling down the sky B-I-G Big Show's down! Here we go When the armpit is out The girls they pass out The boys just black out Better faint out Go! Off the big sky Look out below The next thing ya' know You'll be on the floor Watcha' gonna do When your on your back From the fall off the sky Aww damn your whack You're like "What the Heck, all of a sudden this 500 pounds sittin' on my neck! Where's the ref?!" Straight from the sky Know how much trouble you see When you face the big slow Chokeslammin' and slowarooni' and doin' it slow You can't remove the slow Why? 'Cause he's not the big slow for nth Who's that falling down the sky B-I-G Big Show's down! Here we go When the armpit is out The girls they pass out The boys just black out Better faint out |
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Hardcore Holly steals HHH's tune with slightly different words...
Time to pay your dues..... |
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Can we get a permanent sticky on this thread or something?
Even it's own forum would be good! |
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I think c4g2 and Goldbird have this one figured out. That's what I was aiming for.
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they're coming, I'm going to let this run a tad longer.
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duuuuUUUUUUUUUU-N!
NO CHANCE Fuck, thats all I got(Baw warrr-war-war dun dun dun-un-un) Cannot build a Hoss too strong Crazy JBL, his characters gone all wrong PUPPETS! You'll find that place in time....... When my PPV's were all worth buying, now..... Its just a nickel or a dime! You've got....NO CHANCE.....(duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nawr) NO CHANCE IN HELL!! You've got...NO CHANCE...... |
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And, classic Trips!!!
![]() --------------------------------------------- It's time to job to me Time to job to me! Hahahahaha Hahaha It's all about the match, and how you job it All about titles, and if I can win it All about your debt, and if you can pay it It's the Pedigree, and who's gonna sell it... I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am the champ, no way you can change it I have a big nose, no way you can stop it So better lay down, for that 1 -2-3. Look over your shoulder, ready to run Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun I am the champ, and I make the rules I feud with Shawn, and you can wait for your turn Try and figure out what the moves are gonna be Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me? Kneelift, low blow and a pedigree. 'Cuz its invincible and you gonna sell it. It's time to play the game... Hahahaha Time to play the game! It's all about the match, and how you job it All about titles, and if I can win it All about your debt, and if you can pay it It's the Pedigree, and who's gonna sell it... I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am the champ, no way you can change it I have a big nose, no way you can stop it So better lay down, for that 1 -2-3. Feud with me, you're gonna be the same You're gonna job to me, for that 1-2-3 Hahahahaha Time to job to me! It's time to job to me... It's time for Pedigree... It's time to 1-2-3... Hahahahaha Time to job to me! Hahahahaha ------------------------------------ How was it? |
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*bump*
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#599 |
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BEST THREAD EVER!
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I love this scene... Lots of inspiration for me
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