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06-21-2004, 01:09 PM
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they're coming, I'm going to let this run a tad longer.
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06-21-2004, 05:36 PM
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duuuuUUUUUUUUUU-N!
NO CHANCE Fuck, thats all I got(Baw warrr-war-war dun dun dun-un-un) Cannot build a Hoss too strong Crazy JBL, his characters gone all wrong PUPPETS! You'll find that place in time....... When my PPV's were all worth buying, now..... Its just a nickel or a dime! You've got....NO CHANCE.....(duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nawr) NO CHANCE IN HELL!! You've got...NO CHANCE...... |
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06-22-2004, 02:05 AM
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And, classic Trips!!!
--------------------------------------------- It's time to job to me Time to job to me! Hahahahaha Hahaha It's all about the match, and how you job it All about titles, and if I can win it All about your debt, and if you can pay it It's the Pedigree, and who's gonna sell it... I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am the champ, no way you can change it I have a big nose, no way you can stop it So better lay down, for that 1 -2-3. Look over your shoulder, ready to run Like a good little bitch, from a smoking gun I am the champ, and I make the rules I feud with Shawn, and you can wait for your turn Try and figure out what the moves are gonna be Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me? Kneelift, low blow and a pedigree. 'Cuz its invincible and you gonna sell it. It's time to play the game... Hahahaha Time to play the game! It's all about the match, and how you job it All about titles, and if I can win it All about your debt, and if you can pay it It's the Pedigree, and who's gonna sell it... I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am the champ, no way you can change it I have a big nose, no way you can stop it So better lay down, for that 1 -2-3. Feud with me, you're gonna be the same You're gonna job to me, for that 1-2-3 Hahahahaha Time to job to me! It's time to job to me... It's time for Pedigree... It's time to 1-2-3... Hahahahaha Time to job to me! Hahahahaha ------------------------------------ How was it? |
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06-22-2004, 07:49 AM
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06-22-2004, 08:00 AM
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Triple A's a bitch
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BEST THREAD EVER!
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06-22-2004, 08:02 AM
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I love this scene... Lots of inspiration for me
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06-22-2004, 08:03 AM
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Takes my pain away
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The wonder of Lita is gone and botched it for sure
All the botches that I want I've found in her As she botches becomes a part I strike to learn The botches return. Every wrestler fails to overcome Lita's botches One more botch turned around and back again. Finding I'm more lost than found when she's botching again When she's not botching I feel it coming down Chorus: Get me what I could never ask for Tell me when Lita will not botch Give me the drug you know I'm after That will let Lita not to botch again!!! [/kane] |
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06-22-2004, 08:23 AM
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Triple A's a bitch
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Test returns to Raw with a slightly-changed version of Bohemian Rhapsody:
Is this the real life- Is this just fantasy- Caught in a live show- No escape to reality- Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see- A flying lucha, he's gonna land on me- Because I’m easy come, easy go, Beaten high, beaten low, Anyway the job's go, doesn’t really matter to me, Jobbee... McMahon, just jobbed again, Got a leg-dropped on my head, I rolled over, pinned again, McMahon, when will my turn come? But now I’ve gone and got injured again- Hardy ooo, Didn’t mean to make you fly- If I’m not back again this time tomorrow- Get your drugs, from D'Von, as it doesn't really matter- Too late, my time has gone, Get tremors down my spine- Body’s aching all the time, Goodbye everybody - I’ve got to go- Gotta leave Live RAW behind, and face the truth- I SUCK ooo- I don’t want to cry, I sometimes wish I’d never had to job at all- I see a little silhouette of a jobber Strawberry mousse, strawberry mousse, Can you do the pump handle? Scott Steiner fighting, very un-frightening, Stacy Keibler, Stacy Keibler, Stacy Keibler, Stacy Keibler, Stacy Keibler, Let me job. Mister Bischoff has a jobbing put aside for me, for me...... for me....... But I’m just a hoss, and nobody loves me- He’s just a poor hoss from a poor family- Spare him his job to this monstrosity- Hairy come, Hairy go-, will you let me go- A-Train! no-,we will not let you job-let him job- Oh A-Train! we will not let you job-let him job Oh A-Train! we will not let you job-let me job Will not let you job-let me job Will not let you job-let me job No,no,no,no,no,no,no- Mr McMahon, Mr McMahon, mr McMahon let me job- Mister Bischoff has a jobbing put aside for me,for me,for me- So you think you can slam me and spit in my eye- So you think you can choke me and drop from on high- Oh Stacy -show's your ass again, Stacy- Just gotta get down -get me backstage for some beer - Jobbing really matters, Anyone can see, Jobbing really matters-, jobbing really matters to me, Where have all my testicles gone.... |
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06-22-2004, 12:21 PM
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Now. Here. Man.
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Wow. Bluto has written himself a masterpiece.
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06-22-2004, 12:23 PM
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Now. Here. Man.
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Scarlett O'Hara: Oh, but Rhett, don't go. Whatever will become of me?
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn......Because I'm addicted to drugs and can't get an erection yet am somehow the father of your baby. |
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06-22-2004, 12:20 PM
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Okay, stop it right there. Bluto wins. 10,000 points for him, and 5000 points also to Goldbird and c4g2, who would have won, but c'mon. Bluto did freaking BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!
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06-22-2004, 12:25 PM
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Takes my pain away
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lol i finally get myself some points :P
I will skip this round since I dont know anything about Vince Russo. |
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06-22-2004, 12:27 PM
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He's Here
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Vader: Luke, I am NOT your father!
Luke: Then, who is? **Chewbaca walks in** Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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06-22-2004, 01:02 PM
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Now. Here. Man.
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06-22-2004, 01:46 PM
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Scarlett O'Hara: "Rhett don't go... whatever will become of me?"
Rhett Butler: "No. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn... about you..." *KICK* Jim Ross: "Baw gawd stunner on Scarlett! Stunner on Scarlett!!! Damn you sonofabitch Rhett Butler!! Why??? WHYYYY????!!!!" |
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06-22-2004, 02:42 PM
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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*In the middle of the dentist scene from Marathon Man*
RUSSO: Hey, guys. DUSTIN HOFFMAN: *Muffled* What the fuck? RUSSO: I thought I'd just put myself in this scene. Trust me, it'll improve ratings. DUSTIN HOFFMAN: *Muffled* I really don't think-- RUSSO: Trust me, man. I'm single-handedly responsible for the Attitude era, so my presence here will make this movie a classic. ...where's the T&A? |
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06-22-2004, 03:43 PM
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* On The beach of Vietnam after battle in Apocalypse Now *
*Lt. Col. Kilgore crouches down and begins to touch the sand* Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that?... Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... *Jeff Jarrett sneaks up and hits him with a guitar * Jeff : Heard you wanted to come to TNA, well TNA just came to you *Jeff runs off and everyone is thinking WTF *  In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper - Atmosphere |
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06-22-2004, 04:21 PM
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*Scene opens on a grainy black and white airfield*
Rick: "My letter of transit? I could use a trip. But it doesn't make any difference about our bet. You still owe me ten thousand francs." Louis: "And that ten thousand francs should pay our expenses." Rick: "Our expenses!"" Louis: "Uh huh". Rick: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful... ugghhh, ngghh...." Rick collapses to the ground clutching his stomach where he's just been shot. Louis stands over him laughing maniacally. Rick: "Why.... wh... why?" We don't find out as we're out of time (natch), but switch to Casablanca 2... *Louis whips off a mask to reveal Sam* Sam: "It was Blaine, it was me all along!" *Rick, now recovering fine from his life threatening injuries, looks mad.* Sam: "And I shall use these ten thousand francs to get myself... fame? Power? Women? No, a shot at Lou Theszs NWA heavyweight title, and there's nothing you can do about it, AHAHAHAHAHA!" Several naked laides then accompany Sam onto a plane and have sex with him and Sams short, fat, ugly, bearded New Yorker friend that actually stood in the foreground for the entire last scene. |
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06-22-2004, 06:23 PM
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*The Sixth Sex* (Sixth Sense parody)
Boy (Talking Hand): I see dead lesbians. Man (In women's clothing): Really? Boy: Yes, somehow one inpregnated my mother, and now I'm here with this ability. Man: You're joking! Boy: No, it haunts me everyday and evernight. Well not everynight, cause...you know. Goodie goodies. |
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06-23-2004, 10:44 AM
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A Few Good Men
Tom Cruise (Kaffee): Colonel, I ask you one last time, is wrestling fake? Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You want answers? Tom Cruise (Kaffee): I think I'm entitled. Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You want answers? Tom Cruise (Kaffee): I want the truth! Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): You can't handle the truth! Jack Nicholson (Col. Jessup): Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Ultimo Dragon, and you curse the McMahons. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Sean O'Haire's release, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent producing wrestling. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very product I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a remote, order a PPV, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! And I had to add in this one......... Titanic Kate Winslet (Rose): I love you Jack. Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack): Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes. Kate Winslet (Rose): I'm so cold. Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack): I don't know about you, but I intend on writing a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this. You're gonna go on, and make lots of babies, and watch them grow. You're gonna die an old lady, warm in her bed. Not here, not this night. Do you understand me? Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise. Kate Winslet (Rose): I promise. Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack): Never let go. Kate Winslet (Rose): I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack. Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack): And if Smackdown ever gets any better, tape it for me. Kate Winslet (Rose): It'll never happen, Jack. Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack): Damn you WWE! *drowns* |
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06-23-2004, 11:05 AM
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Leonardo: Thats it right there, step up
Kate: Jack your crazy Leonardo: OK Gimmee your hands, open them up right here. Kate: Like this? Leonardo: There thats it Rose now open your eyes. Kate: OMG Jack I'm flying. (Jack pushes Rose over the top rung of boat deck to win the Admiral Rumble 2004.) King: WOOO JR He did it Jack did it. And He'll now go on to Deckscrubbermania XXI to face the Captain of the ship. JR: OMG in all my years in this business I've never seen a shooting star press quite like that, of all the low down dirty tricks................. Last edited by SirRoundSound; 06-23-2004 at 11:16 AM. |
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06-23-2004, 11:06 AM
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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ARGGGGGGGGGH BLUTO YOU BASTARD I WAS DOING TITANIC, DONT TYPE SO FAST
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06-23-2004, 04:58 PM
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1000 points to Ferocious!
WWE Superhero Ideas (Besides The Hurricane) |
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06-23-2004, 04:59 PM
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(do heroes... after this one, I'm going to give a chance for supervillains)
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06-23-2004, 06:03 PM
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KID #1: Earth!
KID #2: Wind! KID #3: Water! KID #4: Fire! KID #5: Heart! VOICE: When your powers combine, I am-- KIDS: Triple H?!? We wanted Captain Planet! HHH: No, you didn't. I'm the greatest superhero there is. KID #3: No, you're not. You're lazy, and your mic skills have become subpar. KID #2: And you have an ugly face. VOICE: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ric Flair comes in and kills the kids. HHH: Jesus, Naitch, why'd you do that? FLAIR: He said "face!" |
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06-23-2004, 06:32 PM
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He's Here
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Narrator: Wrestler/manager by night, superhero to wrestling by day. Protecting buissness lingo from outsiders, it's... WRESTLING LINGO MAN!
Kid1: You know, I hate Chris Jericho as a heel, he's so... **Gets shot in the head with lasers** Kid2: AHHH! RUN! HOLY SHIT IT'S WRESTLING LINGO MA... **Gets shot in the head with lasers** WLM: That's Mr. WLM to you! Vince: My hero! **Bats eyelashes** Narrator: Yes, Wrestling Lingo Man. Never again will someone outside of the buissness use words like heel, face, pop, job... **We hear a laser shooting** WLM: That includes you, too... WOOOOO! I, I mean, YESSS! (Under his breath) That was close... |
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06-23-2004, 06:58 PM
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Awesome Man:
If I could see a superhero, I would see Awesome Man. He'd fly around the world fighting crime according to his Awesome Plan. And if he saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry. He'd haul them off to jail in his Awesome Van, For he would be Awesome Man. Immigration Dude: If I could see a superhero I'd see Immigration Dude. He'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food. Taking our welfare and best jobs to boot, like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit. He'd pass a load of laws to get rid of their brood, for he'd be immigration dude. |
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06-23-2004, 08:30 PM
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Justice Guy, I also left out Drug Free Boy
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06-24-2004, 03:14 AM
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06-24-2004, 03:35 AM
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*Game Man*
A man with the ability to create invisible barriers, ceilings and crucifixes. He also has amazing pursuasion powers. It is believed he also has a heightened sense of smell. |
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06-24-2004, 03:47 AM
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5 Star Match Man: After being bitten by a radioactive rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit gained the completely unrelated ability to pull 5 star matches out of even the most worthless of opponents. Now he uses his powers to singlehandedly save wrestling from its ultimate destruction. Watch in AMAZEMENT as Benoit vs Hulk Hogan, Chris Benoit vs The Goon and Chris Benoit vs Mae Young's hand-baby are all selected as match of the year candidates.
However, his one crippling weakness is the the man known as the "living airtime blackhole", none other than the diabolical Glass Ceiling Panel Installer Man. GCPIM: Greetings-uh, 5 Star Man-uh. 5 Star Man: Cut the crap, ceiling boy! Prepare to have the best match of your life... and you WILL sell for me. GCPIM: Oh no-uh!  *5 Star Match Man pulls the most beautiful 25 minutes of wrestling ever out of Tripl- er, Glass Ceiling Panel Installer Man.  **Just when it seems that our hero's victory is assured, GCPIM ascends above the glass ceiling he installed earlier and cuts the longest, most verbally masturbatory promo in history and puts 5 Star Man into a deep sleep* *GCPIM quickly and quietly scoops up our hero and takes him above (yes, above) the ceiling and then delivers the pedigr- er... Double Underhook Glass Drop DDT to 5 Star Man off the glass ceiling*All seems lost. Will our hero survive? Will he be able to kick out of that devastating finisher? Will his title reign be given air time? Find out tomorrow: Same Crippler Time, Same Crippler Channel. *end credits music plays* |
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06-24-2004, 06:17 AM
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If Funky Fly does not win, I will be seriously upset.
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06-24-2004, 03:10 PM
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Aw shit, 1000000000000000000000000000 points to Funky Fly! loopy gets 1000 for second place.
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Dammit, Game Man could have been a supervillian. Alright I'll try one.
*McMahonman* The arc rival of almost every hero in the WWE universe. McMahonman has unlimited wealth and can put up a fight of his own. He has two offspring with a mere human. They are Stephanie McMahon-Banshee and Insane McMahon. McMahonman was origianlly the rival of The Texas Rattlesnake, but moved on to a more universal scale, and then used his unlimited wealth to purchase several companies. McMahonman uses big bodyguards, and uses his hosses to prevent any technical marvels gaining recognition for his broadcasts. His power strut lets him walk faster than the normal man. |
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06-24-2004, 07:24 PM
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Triple H. 'Nuff Said.
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Hybrid Mode
