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Taller than Adam Cole
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Passing a kidney stone while you have the clap is indescribable pain. Just ask Edge. |
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RIP SABU
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![]() Dolph: Don't listen to those commercials, kid. Red Bull doesn't really give you wings, it takes your soul. *rolls his eyes into his head, a la Undertaker, and does the on one knee, reaching out pose...* |
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Alive
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![]() *DONG* |
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Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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![]() This was supposed to be Morley's push in TNA. |
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![]() EXPECTO PATRONUM! |
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MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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![]() After 6 hours of this, Vince and Linda were engaged. |
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MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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![]() Austin attempts to shatter HHH's glass ceiling for all the Vanilla Midgets. He went through 2 dozen clips and didn't make a dent. |
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MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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![]() Cookie Monster is the only one who enjoys Debra's cookies. And he will defend them to the bitter end. |
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MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
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![]() The next WWE Films Project: a gripping remake of American History X |
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![]() Cookie Monster: "Gimme back my cookie!" John Cena: "Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ![]() Performing his version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" ![]() GOT MILK? Last edited by Providence Peep; 07-23-2010 at 07:06 PM. |
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![]() Maybe now we'll finally get the F back in! |
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![]() Marty was all ready to join the Kiss My Ass Club and get his job back.... until Vince farted ![]() Stephanie: "I'm gonna go down on you, Hunter" HHH: "Not as well as Shawn does." |
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![]() "You need to go home and wash your vagina! It smells like rotten eggs!" |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() O'HAIRE!!!!!!! |
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![]() "No, JB, of course I have no idea what I'm doing... but things don't always need to make sense." |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() Marty: Vinc... er... Mr. McMahon, are you sure about this? Vince: Yes, damn it! I'm sure! Marty: It seems weird that my parole officer would tell you to tell me to kiss your ass. Vince: I don't make the rules, I just follow them. Now kiss it! |
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![]() Steve Austin's audition for the role of John Locke in the new JJ Abrams/Damon Lindelof TV series, "Lost Again." |
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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![]() Stage hand "Aww, we just washed these matts sir. You just Janettyed all over them" Vince "I'm sorry, I didnt think I was gonna make it to the toliet" ![]() Cena was just outwrestled by a puppet with a hand up its butt... to be fair Vince didnt have his hand up Cena's |
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() SNUFF FILMS ARE FUN! ![]() The Tekken invasion angle ends before it begins. ![]() "SOMEWHERE YOU'LL FIND IT... THIS RAINBOW... CONNECTION!!! THE LOVERS, THE DREAMS, AND MEEEEE!!!" ![]() Austin had his own way of taking down the Christmas decorations. ![]() The new Marty Jennety toilets. You'll swear it's like you were pooping on the real thing! |
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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![]() Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people... Forrest Gump: [narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant." Drill Sergeant: ...Is that clear? Forrest Gump: Yes, drill sergeant! |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() Dixie: I'm promising a HUGE surprise tonight... ![]() Steve: FUCK YOU AND YOUR SURPRISES! |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() Where will you be when Marty Jannetty gets the munchies? |
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Just Sayin'....
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![]() With this one Ankle Lock, Cookie Monster cost Sesame Street its entire viewing audience. When asked to comment, he only had this to say: "Worth it!" |
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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![]() Kurt Angle: DAMMIT! First Jack Swangle, now THIS! |
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Just Sayin'....
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![]() Go ahead... SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME!!!!! |
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Just Sayin'....
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![]() And if you act now, I'll throw in another bottle of pills for free. You too can be so high, you'll be seeing rainbows fly out your butt!
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() ![]() You know you're hated when you're double teamed by Mr. McMahon & Stone Cold. |
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I'm Brllnt!
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![]() This was the backup plan for the WWF vs WWE case. ![]() "HOLY COW YOU CRAPPED A JANETTY!" ![]() "TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!" ![]() Warrior is taking a shit while being hopped up on cocaine. ![]() "Yes it's true, the move to mondays was a flop" ![]() And WWE's big plan for her: A full-body turkey suit. ![]() COOKIE MONSTER'S THE WWE CHAMPION! COOKIE MONSTER'S THE WWE CHAMPION! BAH GAWD! IT'S THE END OF WWE! |
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#69 |
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"We have some shocking news out of North Carolina this evening... professional wrestler Jeff Nero Hardy has done something he apparently hadn't done in years. He took a shower." |
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He's Here
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![]() I guess we know who took the key. |
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![]() "WTF?!? SpongeBob SquarePants is the new GM?!?!?!" |
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Just Sayin'....
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![]() Are you there God? It's me, Michael Cole... |
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Just Sayin'....
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Is Mark Henry gonna have to choke a b****? |
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Just Sayin'....
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![]() DAMN. Why'd I insist on making my entrance 10 minutes long? |
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Just Sayin'....
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![]() The official weight of feces will now be measured in "Jannetys" as opposed to "Courics". |
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Just Sayin'....
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![]() Announcer's thoughts: If I shove this microphone in his mouth, will he stop screaming in my eff'n ear ALREADY! |
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Pope Is Pimpin'
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![]() Your breath is terrible. |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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![]() Kane: This is my mask! |
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