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I've got that Nerd Rage.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Off topic: I noticed something...
![]() ![]() Compare A to B. ( ![]() On topic: Was the criteria supposed to be male wrestler? Everyone got all homophobic and jumped through that loophole. Using the Lance Storm criteria, I'd say CM Punk has one of the best bodies "this side of a negative drug test". Cody's is a close second, but he looks like he's had a bit of chemical encouragement recently to help him fit his "Dashing" gimmick. Last edited by Tom Guycott; 09-02-2010 at 08:00 AM. |
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Samurai Rocker
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Ivory
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All-Time, I would vote for Curt Henning (anytime), Bret Hart (1997) and Shawn Michaels (1996-1998).
Right now, I'd probably say Evan Bourne. We're talking about the best body for a wrestler...not the wrestler that looks the best, or the biggest. |
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this thread is not gay! is in your eyes if its gay! anyway ill choose ted dibiase jr,morrison, and drew mycintyre |
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Not gay at all. |
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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I know what I wished I looked like in the body, and it ain't massive like Mark Henry or a freakish like the "Creatine King of Kings". I see how it sounds gay, but I also can access the question without it implying that I want "wrestler x" to give it to me in the ass. What about anyone else? (Not a direct shot at you, Sixx. Just saying.) |
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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If you're secure in your own masculinity, it shouldn't be a problem. |
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Daddy's Home
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You can admire other men's bodies all you want, but it doesn't make it any less gay. |
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Dude, u can be a 100% HETEROSEXUAL MALE, and still look at a well-built guy and admire him. If you have a problem with doing that, maybe it's because you're afraid of SOMETHING that may "click" and never go back to normal. |
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Daddy's Home
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Daddy's Home
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He's Here
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You can't be real. I refuse to believe you're not a sock at this point.
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Samurai Rocker
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I check on women wrestlers.
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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I guess that answers my question. And that answer by and large appears to be "no".
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The Satanic Mechanic
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Dear Brock and nojomo,
I am sick of seeing your little bitchfights all over the forums. I'm sure most of the rest of us are as well. Either settle your beef or I'll settle it for you. Sincerely, Funky Fly |
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I will continue to slander everything he posts. If you don't like it then take that block out of your ass and use it on my posts. |
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this nojomo is so gay,garbage,ugly pathetic human being! go to hell! |
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The Satanic Mechanic
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DOUBLE BANHAMMER |
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King K Cool
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The Satanic Mechanic
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K, then.
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All most of you ever do is talk about how the wrestler's look, I hardly see how it's that far of a stretch for someone to ask this question without all of you being like "EWWWWW GHEY"
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yes. yes. yes.
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If we are talk non-chemically assisted, I always got the impression that Goldberg was pretty ripped without that Roids-look about his body.
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Blargh...
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Are Brock and nojomo the same person? They seem to have a crush on each other.
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Hey Mister!
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Wait, you really banned them?
Makes me sad. |
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I think the body type Randy Orton has no is perfectly feasible and looks more natural. It's just more rigorous cardio and core training for the building of lean muscle.
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More natural, yes... but are you telling me if you saw him walking down the street, you would think 'Holy shit, this guy could kick my ass'? I don't get that impression from Orton.
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If you saw BJ Penn walking down the street you wouldn't necessarily think "Holy shit he could fuck me up," but BJ Penn most certainly could (unless you're Frankie Edgar), and he was the main event for a sold out UFC 118 so the fans obviously don't think that way either. Hell, usually the most jacked guys are the biggest pussies. ![]() or
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boop/bop/beep
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Randy Orton is about 240 pounds if not more. I'm sorry, but any world you're from, that's a big guy. He's a little leaner than he was before but if you saw him in person you'd shit yourself. God, internet fans are such twats. |
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I hardly see why that was worth a neg rep and such a hostile comment, but whatever, I can take my lumps. I admit I'm in the wrong about a few things, for example, BJ Penn is a perfect example of 'judging a book by its cover' and being wrong. He just looks like an ordinary guy you'll see in the street. I'm glad to be corrected about that.
I'm not saying every wrestler needs to look like a gorilla, veins bulging and ripped, but I am saying they should have *some* definition. It's a sad fact, but when I go to independent shows here, I see some sorry excuses for 'wrestlers'. Guys who look like a breeze could knock them down... these same guys have the nerve, for lack of a better word, to do press slams, guys who obviously don't take the time to go to the gym and at least get in shape (they're probably 240 pounds, but they're more wide than big). I look at those guys and think they have no place in the ring. Now... as for Orton, yes, he's a big boy. I'm not taking away his build, his height or his weight. Yes, he obviously looks after himself and isn't a fat slob. Randy looks like a killer in the ring to me, but the area I come from, I could get a dollar a dozen for every crew-cut tattooed guy I encountered on the sidewalk. That's why his 'style' does nothing for me and I wouldn't blink an eye if I saw him walking down the street, shirt on. If he got pissed and removed his shirt, getting ready to throw down, then I would second-guess myself. It's my belief that a wrestler has to look larger than life, he has to look like the world's toughest son of a bitch and either his body or his ring work has to show that. If I can't buy a guy as a threat, he's an ham-and-egger. That's just my belief and I'm stuck in that mindset. I'm hoping that clears it up a bit and explains my 'fucking retardness'. |
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Dude, if a guy looks in shape a guy looks in shape. He doesn't need 24 inch pythons. If he can work in the ring, that is the most important thing.
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