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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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As much as this thread is about making fun of iMPACT WRESTLING, I kinda have a legit answer:
Treat their business like a marathon instead of a sprint. They keep acting like the next big publicity stunt (be it "celebrity", some recent WWE aquisition, or one of the 800 "they're coming" angles they ran) is going to instantly get them over. If it doesn't work in a couple weeks, they scrap it and go to the "new direction" card. Honestly, even WWE didn't get where it is overnight. I remember some of the WWF shows that aired on TV when I was little (early-mid 80's)... shit wouldn't even fly at a HOUSE SHOW nowadays. Jobber vs unknown curtain jerkers, main events of "Brooklyn Brawler vs..." and if we were REAAAAALY lucky, we'd get a canned promo from someone we believed to be worth a shit. Case in point, they actually had a collection of women who could more or less do just that. They built a division, garnered interest, and even warranted an all Knockouts Impact once that was actually entertaining. They even had enough of a roster to have a women's tag title make sense. It was something that made them a bit different than WWE. Then what happened? Next new direction. Granted, this isn't the perfect example, as there were certainly a lot of pissed boys in the back wondering why uteri are getting more and more of their TV time, but you can apply this to pretty much every division in TNA at some point in time. Let's build the X-Division-eh, fuck them, let's emphasize tag t- oh, look, A BIG NAME, LET'S SIGN IT FOR INSTANT RATENGZ!!! There is no reason there should be weekly clusterfuck finishes and bi-weekly heel/face turns from the same person to the point that no one knows or cares if they're face or heel. There should be no reason why when the fans decide to get behind someone (like Pope a couple years ago, or MCMG when they were arguably the most over tag-team, if not even ACT in TNA) they shouldn't be pushed to the moon, or at LEAST get *matches* sometime before the next PPV. There's no reason why someone like AJ Styles shouldn't be considered a GOD by now and be the franchise that Sting was to WCW or, er, "The Franchise" was to ECW. There's no way TNA can succeed or grow, even with all the money or exposure in the world, even if they fired Russo, hired Heyman and legit got EVERY superstar from WWE that participated in that "walk out" (let's pretend it wasn't an angle, and everyone got pissed about HHH's comments about the broom) if they don't take TIME to cultivate anything they DO have and stop expecting instant results. Seriously, we don't even care enough to actually consistantly call it iMPACT WRESTLING... they changed the name and we don't care. It's still TNA. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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The only thing that TNA would really need to take on WWE would be sensible booking over a long period of time. Every problem TNA has ever had goes back to violating this basic principle of wrestling; hiring the likes of Russo, Hogan, and Bischoff; hanging their hat on the stars of yesterday; not building the company on their own home-grown talent. If they would devote themselves to steadily building a good product, in a few years' time they could easily be viable competition. There seems to be some odd curse though that the highest levels of potential direct competition to WWE have absolutely no idea what it takes to build a long-term company.
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yes. yes. yes.
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Elvis.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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That is a bad example, mostly, because I don't think there's much anyone can do to make wrestling fans care about women performers en masse. But I still take your point. I'm just resigned to think that this is about as likely as them stealing away several main eventers from WWE. |
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This is off topic, but did you guys hear about Hogan's dental surgery?!
Move over Abyss, Hulk Hogan has a thumb tack embedded in his face. Really. TMZ.com featured a story this afternoon that TNA's Hulk Hogan was forced to undergo emergency dental surgery after accidentally having 50 stitches ripped out of his mouth. Hogan underwent surgery for dental implants in October, having a sinus graft as part of the procedure. When he went to a cosmetic surgeon to begin the implant procedure and a mold in his mouth was removed, 50 stitches from a donor bone previously implanted were ripped out. Last night, Hogan needed additional surgery as antibiotics were not helping with an infection he suffered following the surgery. CATscans revealed that a metal tack had accidentally been left in his mouth, forcing Hogan to undergo another surgery to remove it and clean out the infected area. |
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OH u Like IT
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I think TNA would have to restart from scratch if they want to gain anything that relates to good momentum, and possibly even wait until the number of WWE's viewers decreases to their level, but seeing the difference in the size of each one's audience....... that won't happen for a long time, if ever. That's not to say I wouldn't like to see it given a chance, but all in all, TNA is really screwing itself over with this whole shoveling of WWE's excrement.
I did notice them acknowledging WWE with a legendary status, which is wrong for a rival federation to do. They need to piss on the WWE and do things their own way, not how WWE/WWF/WCW/ECW did and is doing things. |
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Simple, a good production value, a lot of cash, a lot of advertising, better writers e.g Paul Heyman, focus on their own stars and a better tv deal.
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Nobody cares about Professional Wrestling anymore, so it's next to impossible for TNA to do this. They'd have to basically steal the WWE's audience, which will never happen. If they were going to create a mass of new wrestling fans it would have happened already since really the closest thing to Pro Wrestling is MMA and Impact either had a lead in or lead on The Ultimate Fighter. It's just never going to happen.
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another one....turn TNA into an MMA company.
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TNA actually seems to keep more consistent ratings than the WWE. They're not even up to SmackDown! yet, mind you, but they seem to have less of a drop each week, and sometimes even have a gain. They also seem to regularly beat the WWE in the UK, too. But if they really want to start making money, then there are some simple things they can do:
1. Start making PPVs mean something, or dramatically cull the number of events you charge for. Right now TNA seems to use PPV to build to television, and I don't think anyone should really need it explained to them why that is a bad thing. Basically, if you are paying for something that is advertising something free, then you're business is backwards. Most recently, at TNA's Genesis PPV, Robert Roode got disqualified in the main event against Jeff Hardy. I understand that TNA wants to build some faces for Roode to defend his title against, and they want to get him over as a chickenshit heel -- but you need to pick your battles. What is wrong with having Roode beat Jeff Hardy cleanly, whilst setting up James Storm to be the #1 Contender with a victory over Kurt Angle? It's been reported that TNA does not do too well with PPV buyrates, but they seem to do nothing to really boost that problem. I'm not sure how the PPV did last year, but at least Destination X was an attempt at presenting an interesting event. Maybe if TNA cut their number of PPVs, and used them for "special moments." For example, a case could be made that an ultimate PPV could be made out of: TNA World Heavyweight Championship Robert Roode (c) vs. James Storm Three-Way Classic Rematch AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Samoa Joe Jeff Hardy Redeems his Victory Road debacle Sting vs. Jeff Hardy TNA X-Division Championship "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" Austin Aries (c) vs. "The Greatest Wrestler in the World" Kurt Angle TNA Knockout Championship Gail Kim (c) vs. Mickie James Street Fight Rob Van Dam vs. Bully Ray TNA World Tag Team Championship The Motor City Machine Guns versus any tag team in the world If TNA used PPV to create new stars, and give fans "can't miss" classic matches and moments, then their events would be worth watching. As it is, you get most of your developments the iMPACT! after their PPVs. 2. Start charging for attendance. I'm not sure if TNA has started doing this yet. But basically, if you don't believe that your product is worth something as little as a $10.00 entrance fee then why the fuck should I give you my money? It certainly won't change all of TNA's problems overnight, but if your fanbase is paying for it, they have expectations -- which means you'll be putting on a show at least worth that much. If you make more money, you are growing as a company. 3. Stop changing direction all the time. Right now, TNA is going forward with Robert Roode as TNA World Heavyweight Champion, which I think is a good move. But it would not surprise me if by August, Roode is a babyface that wears dresses to the ring. TNA often tries to push too many guys, and it creates what The Simpsons effectively referred to as "Three Stooges syndrome." If you are trying to convince people that Jeff Hardy, James Storm, Matt Morgan and Crimson are all top babyfaces in the company, for example, then none of them are going to be able to break through that door and become the top babyface. Right now, TNA needs to get behind one guy (and it seems like they do want that to be James Storm), and they need to use Jeff Hardy as kindling to make Roode a more credible obstacle on Storm's route to the top of the business. TNA will often really promote a dude, and then the next month he's not even in the company. It was not too long ago that Douglas Williams was tearing it up as a wrestler's wrestler and dominating the X-Division. Now he finds it hard to get booked and is selling a piledriver injury from Gunner, who is TNA's new flavour of the month. But if Gunner is now used to put over, say, a once again serious Eric Young -- what is the point of it all? 4. Stop trying to be like WWE and start being like TNA. One word that TNA has often tried to present itself as is an "alternative." But seriously, what's so different between TNA and the WWE? If TNA listened to the complaints of WWE fans and actually presented a product with more emphasis on wrestling, less ridiculous gimmicks, talented being pushed on the basis of ability, so on and so forth -- they might make a little more ground. Basically they're giving you a choice between Coke and Pepsi, though. |
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I agree wholeheartedly about their focusing on one primary face, and not many.
If this goes right, they should not have Roode lose the title to anybody until he gets to Crimson, who I suppose they might have big plans for (undefeated streak and all). This might be a main event to flock to, and the stipulation should some way assure fans a good length of an epic match no matter what (NO FAST WIN!!!!!), and have it end with Crimson winning with his finisher and becoming champion. If this doesn't happen, then TNA will have proven that they don't care about the product and have given up before even trying. This will be two young originals with really good stats who deserve this, and I will definitely be watching TNA more if this match happens and a great feud between them starts. If TNA buries them before they even get this chance, it will lose every shred of confidence I had in it and I know I won't be alone, and these two stars will need to get off the sinking ship and go somewhere else that is willing to make the effort. |
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Dragons.
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It ain't gonna happen till they do something radically new or start using their originals correctly. The only ex-WWE/WCW main eventer that worked good was Jeff Hardy in his heel stage because he wasn't ever a heel on his own before, but that fucked up quick when they buried him as fast as they could.
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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not even NOID winning the Powerball and Mega Millions when they are both at record jackpots combined and buying TNA could help them
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TNA will always have a chance as long as it's on the air. The moment it's not anymore, then we might as well forget that it exists.
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Father of Hinduship
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Neither of those would happen. Case closed. p.s.__________A Brock Lesnar signing might also do the trick. Lesnar is close friends with Paul Heyman and TNA may also be far more willing to accomodate a light schedule for Lesnar. |
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Was actually going to bring up the Lesnar thing before you said it. The WWE could pay Lesnar more money out the gate, but as far as his preferred schedule goes, Lesnar could really turn heads while working the most relaxed schedule possible in TNA.
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I also support the idea of Lesnar getting into TNA with Heyman. Heyman needs to have a major backstage role, if not take the company over completely to make things right.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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This will never happen. If there ever is another "Monday Night War" (which I doubt), it won't be TNA who goes at it with WWE.
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Resident drug enabler
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Inno Knows.
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The only Monday Night War that would work today would be if UFC held weekly fights on Monday nights.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Resident drug enabler
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Well the cancer dies.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Not necessarily.
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Resident drug enabler
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Well if the cancer in this analogy is the current TNA product, a bullet to the head would probably be the best option.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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