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#41 |
I have standards.
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murder a baby, then eat the baby, then puke the baby back up, then take it to six flags, then dump it off a rollercoaster, then go back to the arena and slap zack ryder in the balls.
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#42 |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Have him come out and take a shit on the RAW announce table...
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#43 |
Bo Dallas kinda guy.
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Have him go "make a wish" and then continue to place the child in the STF immediately following an AA.
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#44 |
Hey Mister!
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Please stop. It hurts.
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#45 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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I feel like we're all going to hell for posting in this thread...
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#46 |
The Enigma
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Have him wear small cowboy hats and play a guitar.
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#47 |
The Enigma
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The York Foundation 2.0
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#48 |
Amazon Affiliate
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You could do an angle where whenever a wrestler resigns or is future endeavored it's heavily implied that John Cena killed them and dumped their bodies into vats of acid.
It's over-the-top, yet not unimaginable coming from the WWE. All the wrestlers, face and heel, could unite and try to force Cena out of the company for fear of their lives. Then, have Cena end Undertaker's streak by throwing him off the top of the cell and "killing" him on live television at Mania. Take Cena off TV for almost a year and promote that he's in court for the possible murder of Undertaker. Next Mania he comes back and he won the case. He makes an open challenge to anyone in the WWE and out comes zombie Undertaker. At Mania they have a No DQ match and Cena gives Undertaker the finger poke of doom, Vince Russo comes out, Taker wipes off the makeup and they laugh about how silly wrestling storylines are for 15 solid minutes, even referencing "the powers that be". Then Jim Cornette comes out with ICP for a stare-down. |
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#49 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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#50 |
Ball So Hard University
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Have him come out and address the criticisms about him being a wanna be rapper. He's done going through life pretending to be something he's not in order to be accepted by other people who like rap. Then have him beat the shit out of someone like Lil Wayne.
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#51 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Nigga lil Wayne'd fuck Cena's shit up fo real!
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#52 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Dear god I must wholeheartedly apologize for that totally horrible and racist comment... how dare I think Cena would lose to Lil Wayne simply because he's white.
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#53 |
The black Corey Graves
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these all sound like great heel turns.....lol
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#54 |
"Ask him!"
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Every time there is a "Let's Go Cena / Cena Sucks" chant-off, he takes a microphone and says "Shut up, kids!" Even in the middle of a match.
Otherwise, he plays the exact same character he plays now. |
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The Will & The Whey
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#56 |
Inno Knows.
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Katie Vick 2: Electric Bugaloo
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#57 |
Black Sheep Jew
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#58 |
The black Corey Graves
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Screw up a heel turn? have him come out and stick his tongue out to the camera and pout in the corner with his arms folded for every raw now until he retires. Beast.
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Father of Hinduship
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#60 |
Amazon Affiliate
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What's sad is that Bischoff thought it was the perfect idea.
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Gets Hardcore in the gym
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#62 |
I'm Brllnt!
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#63 |
They're eating the dogs..
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#64 |
Feeling Oof-y
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But the "Jew Can't See Me" merch would fly off the shelves.
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#65 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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John Cena's heel turn, even if done well, can only end in ruin.
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