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06-02-2004, 11:31 AM
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Injury rule of thumb: The severity of all injuries is inversely proportional to your spot on the card. Thus, Triple H, in a Main Event Slot, can be dropped from 3 feet in a car and come back the next week with a band-aid to shwo the "severity" of his injury. Christian, being a mid-carder, will spend a couple of weeks off TV for a much more "severe" fall from a steel cage. If Steven Richards is ever injured, expect them to put him down like a racehorse, right in the middle of the ring.
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06-02-2004, 11:38 PM
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06-03-2004, 01:35 AM
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thats very funny and thats like 80's to present formula of pro wrestling
 In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper - Atmosphere |
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06-03-2004, 01:48 AM
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Takes my pain away
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Funaki gets paid more than me.
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06-03-2004, 01:49 AM
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^ Of course. He's the Smackdown! No. 1! Announcer!
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06-03-2004, 01:55 AM
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Takes my pain away
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He cant even job. Properly.
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06-03-2004, 02:10 AM
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But I still love him.
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06-03-2004, 02:12 AM
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Image is everything: If you're a black male in anything but a black power racist angle, you are guaranteed to be described as "Charismatic, young, (X)."
No matter how old, ugly, or decrepit you are, if you have tits, King will hump your leg. This is why Flair always seems so nervous and Rikishi went to Smackdown! |
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