Top 10 Wrestler's you dislike... - Page 2

**Evil Vito** · 06-12-2004, 10:54 PM

I'm restricting my list to current WWE, only ones who have wrestled within the year 2004:

Hardcore Holly: Ignorant, undeserving asshole.

Mark Henry: Boring as all hell.

A-Train: See Henry, Mark.

JBL: Ignorant, untalented, racist fuckernut.

Maven: Needs to learn how to do moves that don't involve the prefix "Drop-" and the suffix "-kick".

Rikishi: Needs to lose weight and become more talented.

Scott Steiner: Asshole that can't hold the jock of his former self.

Triple H: See Steiner, Scott.

Lita: Botches even the simplest of moves and has jackshit charisma.

Billy Gunn: Stale.

**darkpower** · 06-13-2004, 05:36 AM

In no particular order:

TRIPLE H: Everytime you think he's going to change for the better, we hear something ELSE that he did that changes it right back. What was that line Toby Maguire gave in "Pleasentville"? Oh. It's easy to change, but it's harder to change back. Apparently, we're seeing that phrase being proven true. Yes, he may be very talented, but his out of ring attitude ruins it.

SCOTT STEINER: I don't know HOW people can stand this guy. He sucks in the ring, no two ways about it to me. And remember THE PINK THONGS?!!

JBL: Damn, I wish there was an "unsure" category in this, or this guy would be in that one. I know the stuff he did in Munich was uncalled for, but the WWE workers have done things more extreme than JBL could EVER do, and they don't get blasted for it. I just think that is now getting TOO much publicity. Maybe now he'll learn his lesson. As for his talent, he was good in the APA, but it seems he's just not ready for the main-event just yet, but what else can the SD writers DO right now until they build up Booker T and RVD on SD? Be advised that I really don't want to put this guy here, because he's got potential.

JIM ROSS: Whenever I hear someone tell me that Michael Cole sucks, I turn on RAW to hear this guy overexaggerate EVERYTHING as if he was giving someone a cum facial every 10 minutes, and I get reminded of just why people on here, including me, are perferring Cole to this stale, fat slob, and why I defend Cole.

JERRY LAWLER: Also a stale guy, and he's the one who, in my mind, really screwed around with every other commentator he has worked with other than Vince McMahon and JR and, because of it, made the other man look bad. And him turning back to a heel commentator and giving those lame comments aren't helping, but making it that much worse. I would wish that the WWE would just fire him already.

06-13-2004, 06:11 AM

I'm surprised there weren't many Triple H's in the beginning. I'm starting to see more now.

**Sickboy** · 06-13-2004, 11:01 AM

In no particular order:

Hulk Hogan
Steve Austin
X-Pac
Road Dogg
Edge
HHH
Konnan
Vince McMahon
Randy Orton
Lex Luger

**tucsonspeed6** · 06-13-2004, 01:29 PM

No order to this. Just listing them off as my hatred swells.

1: Hulk Hogan
I had a girlfriend whose last name was Hogan. She always used to say that he was her daddy....let's just say that as annoying as that is, that's the best thing I have to say about this guy.
Hulk: "Whatcha gonna do, brother?"
Me: "Stare at your big floppy old man tits, grandpa!"
There was nothing quite like spending months of my life watching wrestling and every week it was "Hulk still rules" this and "Hulk doesn't have old man tits" that. Hulkamania had the momentum of a pinecone slowly lodging itself comfortably into my colon, and it was about as enjoyable. If anyone here has ever watched Austin Powers 3, you understand why the hulkamania reborn thing was as painful as it was. There was no content to it. It was just an endless stream of merchandising based on a heard of name. 80's Nostalgia was big at the time, and everybody's heard of Hulk Hogan, so why not profit off of it? Well, it's all great until you realize that the guy should have retired, but he was holding down good talent while he was here. I rate Hogan's final run with the WWE as being worse for midcard heels than Austin's "sheriff" gimmick.

2: Road Dogg How stupid do you have to be to not know how to spell Dog? Was he supposed to be related to Junk Yard Dog? And what was the deal with the shake, rattle, and roll? Road Dogg was one of the icons of a time in the WWF when substance was out and style was in. Go ahead and tell me that Road Dogg was fired for substance abuse....you and I both know that even if Road Dogg remained clean, his gimmick wouldn't have lasted much longer. He would have become another Scotty Too Hotty with a worn out "cool" gimmick and moves that just wouldn't cut it in todays wrestling style. Thank god he got caught with drugs when he did.

3: X-pac Here we have a mediocre wrestler with no charisma whatsoever, and whenever he comes out we feel as though we're obligated to cheer when he slaps his hands at his balls. I don't know about anyone else here, but when a greasy haired little runt runs to the ring and offers everyone the oppertunity to give him oral sex, I just don't feel like cheering.The same could be said for Road Dogg, but I've already mentioned him. If I had a time machine, and if wrestling were real, I'd go back in time and tell Kane to kill the little fucker when he had a chance. (BTW, WWE...if you're trying to rebuild the nWo and you want them to have some heat, don't let X-pac rejoin them. I understand they have history, but please just spare us....and when SHawn Michaels says that the group is great but one individual is sucking it up, don't have him superkick Booker T while X-pac is in the ring.)

4: Zack Gowen Well, I can't say I hate him personally. I just hate the push they gave him. Day in and day out I'm entertained by people throwing little Spike through tables, and I respect the hell out of Spike for being a jobber. But when you push a green runt to main event status because he's missing a leg, and every episode is about little Steph screaming "No, daddy, don't hurt the little one legged boy anymore! He has so much spirit and he tries so hard!" I get sick of it fast. The final straw was when Peggy Hill paid a visit to Smackdown as a special celebrity guest and she started in on the "Don't hurt the little one legged boy" shit too. I swear, I would have marked the fu*ck out if Brock just started whailing on Gowen's mom too. If he crushed her skull with the ring steps, I would be a happier man today. That's all I have to say about him.

5: JBL Speaking of Peggy Hill, where's her husband, Hank Hill? Oh, there he is on CNBC!
Hank Hill: "I'd buy stock in Propane and Propane Excessories"
The world: "WOW!"
Seriously, I was quite angry when this idiot actually got in any offense at the Royal Rumble, but I was satisfied to know that he was the first idiot eliminated. When your finishing move is a clothesline, you need to reconsider why you're in the business. And you have to admit that he had something going with the CNBC thing. Why didn't he quit wrestling and just do that show? And he lost the wrong job too. When the bookers said "Go out there and draw some heat from the German crowd" and he interprited that as meaning "Act like a Nazi" They should have terminated his contract on the spot. I insist that everyone send an email to JBL that says:

Dear JBL,
Go away.
Sincerely,
Go away.

6: Maven Reasons for my hating this kid? Well, of all of the Tough Enough Graduates he was the best....but that doesn't mean he was the best Tough Enough contestant. What really irks me about him is the fact that he hasn't improved in the slightest since he joined the WWE, yet there are people out there who think he deserves a push to the main event. Watching his matches, I think he has the wrestling ability of a lower midcarder. If he works on his charisma, he could maybe get a midcard push. And there's no reason for the WWE to get rid of him. If everybody was a main eventer, wrestling wouldn't be fun to watch. But the people who think that he deserves a main event shot more than guys like Hurricane, Christian, Lance Storm (once upon a time), or Matt Hardy....I think you get why I hate the guy. Do me a favor and hold up signs that say "Push Stevie Richards" instead. THey make more sense.

7: Tommy Dreamer So how do we give this guy a push? Oh! I know! Let's have him run in the ring with a big stick and beat down guys with wrestling talent. If we're lucky he'll break somebody's jaw and we'll never see them wrestle again in our lives. Better yet. We'll entertain the millions and billions of people who watch Fear Factor just for the gross shit and we'll have the geek eat and drink everything from his own vomit to urninal water to other people's hair. Newsflash: People don't watch wrestling to watch some guy run around fake beating on people with a stick and drinking puke. Of the people who watch Fear Factor, about 2 of them watch it for the gross shit, and one of them is Tommy Dreamer getting ideas for new additions to his gimmick. I was greatful to find out that he finally quit recently.

I'd add more to this list, but I'm plum out of hatred for now.

**Stickman** · 06-13-2004, 01:29 PM

Kurt Angle (great wrestler but everything else about him is horrible)
Sid
Hardcore Holly
Booker T
A Train
Mark Henry
X-Pac
Virgil
Edge (of today not E&C Edge)
HHH (not because of his pull backstage or his past, but he's been boring me with the same shit ever since he came back from the quad injury)
Maven

**Wildcat789** · 06-13-2004, 01:30 PM

Triple H: Really, does it need to be said?

John "Bradshaw" Layfield: He's just an asshole. He was cool in the Acolytes, but now he's just so far out of his league. It's sad that he doesn't realize that Eddie has carried his only good matches. There's also no reason for what he said about internet fans and what he did in Munich. His conduct is plain child-ish, and if anybody deserves to be fired the most in the WWE, it's JBL.

Scott Hall: I have no respect for a wrestler that just throws it all away. He got piss drunk and ruined his life. Good job Mr. Hall, enjoy your life.

Brock Lesnar: It's not about his oversized push, or his ring-work or anything like that. It's the fact that he has no passion for the business. Guys like HHH, Michaels, Hogan, Bret Hart, the reason they were so good is because they loved what they did. For Lesnar, wrestling is the means to an end. That, and Lesnar on the mic = potty time.

Bill Goldberg: He ended the career of Bret Hart. Hart was an amazing wrestler and Goldberg ruined it for him with a mule kick to the head. Honestly, he's one of the sloppiest wrestler's I've ever seen and doesn't deserve any push. EVER.

A-Train: Honestly, nobody cares about him for a reason. He'll be released soon, most likely.

Hardcore Holly: This one is just funny. Here's a man who thinks he can wrestle for the main event. When the facts are that he's untalented, boring, and just looks retarded.

Bubba Ray Dudley: He's a total dickwad to the fans. 'Nuff said.

Diamond Dallas Page: What he did to my cousin at a house show was inexcusable. For all I care, he can rot in a hole for the rest of his miserable life.

Edge: I don't think he's talented, or good on the mic. I can't understand what the big deal is. He looks like a friggin pole doing a spear to somebody. I liked him with Christian, but now he's so boring, and since the neck injury, his ring work has suffered alot.

**tucsonspeed6** · 06-13-2004, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wildcat789

Diamond Dallas Page: What he did to my cousin at a house show was inexcusable. For all I care, he can rot in a hole for the rest of his miserable life.

What is the inexcusable thing that he did?

**My Final Heaven** · 06-13-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Aussie_Skier

Viscera - As mable, when i was younger, he was ok. As Viscera he was just a fat guy in a fat jacket.

My list, in no particular order:

X-Pac: he's been using the same 5-move moveset for the past ummmm, 5 or 6 years or so. The only thing he ever does to "gain heat" is scream & point at his crotch.

Jaime Noble: Mediocre wrestler, but if you're mediocre you have to make up for it in another area, IE mic skills. Noble doesn't.

Justin Credible: Crap all across the board. Crap wrestling, crap interviews, & an ass in real life. Thankfully, he's long gone.

Dawn Marie: She looks like my Jr. High English teacher. No, that's not a good thing.

Randy Orton: Here's the thing, there's a reason that they gave him the "legend killer" gimmick. It's so they can put him in the ring with a bunch of people that'll carry him to good matches. I already know I'm gonna be torn apart for this

Jerry Lawler: I don't watch Raw all that often anymore, he's the reason. I can't stomach the whole "stick up for the heel, act like a dirty old man" gimmick.

Kidman: Grating on the mic, one of the most overrated wrestlers alive. He acts like he doesn't even care what moves he's throwing out in the ring.

The Basham Brothers: A tagteam the WWE doesn't need right now, the Harris Brothers of the new millenium. The whole bondage thing with Shaniqua didn't help.

Jacqueline: I can remember once they put her in the ring with Matt Hardy. Lita & Jeff ACTUALLY HAD TO COME TO HIS $%#@ RESCUE.
WWE logic: we've got one of our most talented workers in the ring along with a woman we pull out of the closet every 4 months or so. Who do we put over?

JBL: I think everybody else has already covered this for me.

**Batsu** · 06-13-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by My Final Heaven

X-Pac: he's been using the same 5-move moveset for the past ummmm, 5 or 6 years or so. The only thing he ever does to "gain heat" is scream & point at his crotch.

Jacqueline: I can remember once they put her in the ring with Matt Hardy. Lita & Jeff ACTUALLY HAD TO COME TO HIS $%#@ RESCUE.
WWE logic: we've got one of our most talented workers in the ring along with a woman we pull out of the closet every 4 months or so. Who do we put over?

LOL at your X-Pac send-up, I knew there was a reason why he sucked. He should have tried to play that "X-Pac Sucks" thing to his advantage. I remember when he and The Reformed DX of 1999 played heel, I used to hate how he'd come in and break up stuff with his kicks, but in the back of my mind I was like "You know, even though he pisses me off, he's kind of cool in the ring." Then X-Pac did the same thing for the next 3 years and it started to really suck.

as for Jacqueline, from Day 1 they have had to work extra hard to get her over. I might argue that even the low-heat-garnering Jazz is over in her "gimmick" more than Jacqueline was in any of hers. She's kinda like Hardcore Holly, Billy Gunn as a solo wrestler and other wrestlers of the ilk. No matter what you do, they'll peak at a point and can't move past it.

**My Final Heaven** · 06-13-2004, 02:18 PM

Thank you for the eloquent response, Batsu. I'm a Ran Hibiki player myself

**Kane Knight** · 06-13-2004, 02:25 PM

In no real order(Only using fairly recent people):

Triple H: One of the main reasons I'm hesitant to watch Raw. This guy's a glory hound who ceased being entertaining years ago.

Jeff Hardy: Glad he's gone, hope he stays there.

Rikishi: HE's a one trick pony, and that trick his his ass. Please, go away.

Undertaker: Needs to retire. Has needed to for 4 years. Next!

Jeff Jarrett: Oh Goody. The Triple H of the Minor Leagues.

The Bashams: How can a team so "dirty" and "nasty" be so vanilla?

ZZ Tomko: He hasn't even really WRESTLED yet, and I already want him gone.

Ric Flair: A senile old man with too much free time and tits that NO man should have. The should be in a rest home...Give him a toy belt and stick him in the rubber room...WOOOOOOOOO!

"Stone Cold" Steven Austin:Unprofessional fuck who's unable to wrestle and annoying as shit.

The Coach: Coach is NOT A WRESTLER!@ Stop pretending he is.

**Batsu** · 06-13-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by My Final Heaven

Thank you for the eloquent response, Batsu. I'm a Ran Hibiki player myself

LOL, good to see someone recognizes.

**Batsu** · 06-13-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight

Jeff Jarrett: Oh Goody. The Triple H of the Minor Leagues.

Exactly. I watched TNA Impact and I was just like... "What did Jarrett do to himself? He needs some sort of rein over him for people to buy him as a champ." Add the fact that he reverted to his "pre-haircut generic Tennessee heel" gimmick and you have one HHH in the making.

**PNoy** · 06-13-2004, 04:59 PM

God I've always hated the hell out of Bob Holly. God damnit that guy pisses me off. Why is he still around?!?

Billy Gunn is up there on my list too.

I used to really hate Randy Orton but he's starting to grow on me now that he appears to know what he's doing in his matches.

That's all I can think of for now...

**PNoy** · 06-13-2004, 05:05 PM

Also I hate the new Trish Stratus. God she is annoying as hell when she talks.

06-14-2004, 01:06 AM

No Order:

Bob Holly a.k.a Hardcore Holly
Rosey a.k.a S.H.I.T
Coach ( I'm talking about when he dose wrestle)
Billy Gunn, a.k.a "Mr.Ass"
John "Bradshaw" Layfeild a.k.a JBL
Every Woman wrestle on Raw a.k.a Gail Kim, Molly Holly, Victoria, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Stacie, e.t.c
Every Woman that trys to "wrestle" on Smackdown a.k.a Torrie, Dawn, Miss Jackie, Sable
Val Venis
Kane
Stevin Richards

**Gone Mad** · 06-14-2004, 01:32 AM

1.Nathan "hurts everyone" Jones - Waste of time,after all that time to build him up.

2. Kevin Diesel - Looked impressive at first,but can't wrestle himself out of a paperbag.

3. JBheiL - See #2. And if you look at your number two,you'll see it resembles this 3rd reich loving bastard.

4.Tomko Chicken - He guh buh fuh his way into our TVs and guh buh fuh his way into a shitty fued with my boy Y4J.

5.That guy that was with Teddy Long,tagged with Cena,Mark Henry,and is Jazz's wife: does nothing to entertain me. He is just there.

6.Hardcore Spark Plug: I never liked him. He was the weak link in the Hollys and is too much of a puss...y.

7.Sux-pac: He was kool as 123 kid and that was it.

8. King Mabel: Deserved the main-event spot just like JBL deserved it.. by boring the hell out of me.

9.Edgeward: A recent addition. It took me some time to realize this but he is not that good.He can do a funny promo, but is just abit over-rated wrestling wise. And the thing now is he isn't even doing any of that funny schtick anymore so what's the use?

10. R. Fatu: His ass annoys me! And that is all he's got! I don't care if he shrinks my head, but that is all he does,like Ms. X-pac. One move,that's it,baby goes to sleep.

**darkpower** · 06-14-2004, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Edge

No Order:

Bob Holly a.k.a Hardcore Holly
Rosey a.k.a S.H.I.T
Coach ( I'm talking about when he dose wrestle)
Billy Gunn, a.k.a "Mr.Ass"
John "Bradshaw" Layfeild a.k.a JBL
Every Woman wrestle on Raw a.k.a Gail Kim, Molly Holly, Victoria, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Stacie, e.t.c
Every Woman that trys to "wrestle" on Smackdown a.k.a Torrie, Dawn, Miss Jackie, Sable
Val Venis
Kane
Stevin Richards

Hating on the women? DAMN, man. Some people, no matter WHAT, are NEVER HAPPY!!

Though I do see a point there. That new heel Trish is a version of her I don't understand why it would've been good for the women's division. They've really made her look weak, and Victoria is looking green in there (even though she's hot). Looks like Vince is trying to make the Women's Division look like the Cruiserweight Division, which is not a good thing.

**Frank Grimes Jnr** · 06-14-2004, 08:20 AM

1. Goldberg
2. Ultimate Warrior
3. Ric Flair
4. A Train
5. John Cena

All I can think of right now. These are the only ones a really hate with a passion.

LK · 06-14-2004, 03:38 PM

In no particular order:
1)HHH
2)JBL
3)Scott Steiner
4)Chyna
5)Goldberg
6)Mark Henry
7)Buff Bagwell
8)The Cat
9)Lita
10)A-Train

**mitch_h** · 06-14-2004, 04:45 PM

1. Jeff Hardy
2. JBL
3. Hardcore Holly
4. Lex Luger
5. Kid Kash
6. Buff Bagwell

Those are really the only wrestlers I hate... there are some more that I think suck... but these are the ones that I truly hate.

**Ferocious** · 06-26-2004, 02:50 AM

I scrolled back through the wrestling forum and this was the first decent thread I found......................on Page 8.

06-26-2004, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by darkpower

Hating on the women? DAMN, man. Some people, no matter WHAT, are NEVER HAPPY!!

Well would you like to watch Molly Holly and Jazz vs Victoria and Lita for two hours?

91 · 06-26-2004, 07:48 AM

1. Blackjack Bigot: And I even forgave him on the whole Heil Hitler bit. His Nazi salute doesn't make him a racist, his racism makes him a racist. But don't let him read this, I'm just an internet geek whom Bradshaw beat up and trapped in a locker before pounding on it with a crowbar, and I've never done anything athletic in my life past carrying a box full of my Star Trek videos or something.

2. Hardcore Holly: Dues shmoos. The guy is probably bitter because he's never gotten a decent and sustaned push, and the fact he's a few years off being bald.

3. Stephanie McMahon-Hearst-Helmsley: She's very attractive but oh good, listening her coming on the show to scream for half an hour at a time makes me want to jab several rusty nails into my head.

4. Jim Warrior: Just shut up.

5. Lex Luger: He was (probably) really good in the WBF though. The guy has no passion for the business, he just wants to go out to the ring, flex his muscles a bit, and expects to win every match and be paid heavily for it.

6. Chyna: She'll never be back? My heart bleeds. Seriously, you people really need to read her book, it's a riot.

7. Undertaker: The notion of a comeback grabbed me. His turning it into a re-enactment of the opening credits to Bonanza makes me not care again. You may as well retire now.

8. Kane Knight: For hating Coach.

9. Sable: Is leather woman gone yet? She's got a big ego and I don't even find her attractive anymore.

10: Vince Russo: Russo fanboys can go choke for all I care. The guy had about two or three good ideas and took credit for several more. Anyone who comes up with some of the junk he has and honestly thinks it's a good idea needs to be beaten in the face with a large trout.

06-13-2004, 02:18 PM	#51
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	Thank you for the eloquent response, Batsu. I'm a Ran Hibiki player myself Last edited by My Final Heaven; 06-13-2004 at 02:29 PM.

06-12-2004, 10:54 PM	#41
Evil Vito President of Freedonia Posts: 58,329	I'm restricting my list to current WWE, only ones who have wrestled within the year 2004: Hardcore Holly: Ignorant, undeserving asshole. Mark Henry: Boring as all hell. A-Train: See Henry, Mark. JBL: Ignorant, untalented, racist fuckernut. Maven: Needs to learn how to do moves that don't involve the prefix "Drop-" and the suffix "-kick". Rikishi: Needs to lose weight and become more talented. Scott Steiner: Asshole that can't hold the jock of his former self. Triple H: See Steiner, Scott. Lita: Botches even the simplest of moves and has jackshit charisma. Billy Gunn: Stale.

06-13-2004, 05:36 AM	#42
darkpower Why So Curious? Posts: 3,408	In no particular order: TRIPLE H: Everytime you think he's going to change for the better, we hear something ELSE that he did that changes it right back. What was that line Toby Maguire gave in "Pleasentville"? Oh. It's easy to change, but it's harder to change back. Apparently, we're seeing that phrase being proven true. Yes, he may be very talented, but his out of ring attitude ruins it. SCOTT STEINER: I don't know HOW people can stand this guy. He sucks in the ring, no two ways about it to me. And remember THE PINK THONGS?!! JBL: Damn, I wish there was an "unsure" category in this, or this guy would be in that one. I know the stuff he did in Munich was uncalled for, but the WWE workers have done things more extreme than JBL could EVER do, and they don't get blasted for it. I just think that is now getting TOO much publicity. Maybe now he'll learn his lesson. As for his talent, he was good in the APA, but it seems he's just not ready for the main-event just yet, but what else can the SD writers DO right now until they build up Booker T and RVD on SD? Be advised that I really don't want to put this guy here, because he's got potential. JIM ROSS: Whenever I hear someone tell me that Michael Cole sucks, I turn on RAW to hear this guy overexaggerate EVERYTHING as if he was giving someone a cum facial every 10 minutes, and I get reminded of just why people on here, including me, are perferring Cole to this stale, fat slob, and why I defend Cole. JERRY LAWLER: Also a stale guy, and he's the one who, in my mind, really screwed around with every other commentator he has worked with other than Vince McMahon and JR and, because of it, made the other man look bad. And him turning back to a heel commentator and giving those lame comments aren't helping, but making it that much worse. I would wish that the WWE would just fire him already.

06-13-2004, 06:11 AM	#43
I-Hate-You Guest Posts: n/a	I'm surprised there weren't many Triple H's in the beginning. I'm starting to see more now.

06-13-2004, 11:01 AM	#44
Sickboy Self-pity is my hobby... Posts: 3,423	In no particular order: Hulk Hogan Steve Austin X-Pac Road Dogg Edge HHH Konnan Vince McMahon Randy Orton Lex Luger

06-13-2004, 01:29 PM	#45
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	No order to this. Just listing them off as my hatred swells. 1: Hulk Hogan I had a girlfriend whose last name was Hogan. She always used to say that he was her daddy....let's just say that as annoying as that is, that's the best thing I have to say about this guy. Hulk: "Whatcha gonna do, brother?" Me: "Stare at your big floppy old man tits, grandpa!" There was nothing quite like spending months of my life watching wrestling and every week it was "Hulk still rules" this and "Hulk doesn't have old man tits" that. Hulkamania had the momentum of a pinecone slowly lodging itself comfortably into my colon, and it was about as enjoyable. If anyone here has ever watched Austin Powers 3, you understand why the hulkamania reborn thing was as painful as it was. There was no content to it. It was just an endless stream of merchandising based on a heard of name. 80's Nostalgia was big at the time, and everybody's heard of Hulk Hogan, so why not profit off of it? Well, it's all great until you realize that the guy should have retired, but he was holding down good talent while he was here. I rate Hogan's final run with the WWE as being worse for midcard heels than Austin's "sheriff" gimmick. 2: Road Dogg How stupid do you have to be to not know how to spell Dog? Was he supposed to be related to Junk Yard Dog? And what was the deal with the shake, rattle, and roll? Road Dogg was one of the icons of a time in the WWF when substance was out and style was in. Go ahead and tell me that Road Dogg was fired for substance abuse....you and I both know that even if Road Dogg remained clean, his gimmick wouldn't have lasted much longer. He would have become another Scotty Too Hotty with a worn out "cool" gimmick and moves that just wouldn't cut it in todays wrestling style. Thank god he got caught with drugs when he did. 3: X-pac Here we have a mediocre wrestler with no charisma whatsoever, and whenever he comes out we feel as though we're obligated to cheer when he slaps his hands at his balls. I don't know about anyone else here, but when a greasy haired little runt runs to the ring and offers everyone the oppertunity to give him oral sex, I just don't feel like cheering.The same could be said for Road Dogg, but I've already mentioned him. If I had a time machine, and if wrestling were real, I'd go back in time and tell Kane to kill the little fucker when he had a chance. (BTW, WWE...if you're trying to rebuild the nWo and you want them to have some heat, don't let X-pac rejoin them. I understand they have history, but please just spare us....and when SHawn Michaels says that the group is great but one individual is sucking it up, don't have him superkick Booker T while X-pac is in the ring.) 4: Zack Gowen Well, I can't say I hate him personally. I just hate the push they gave him. Day in and day out I'm entertained by people throwing little Spike through tables, and I respect the hell out of Spike for being a jobber. But when you push a green runt to main event status because he's missing a leg, and every episode is about little Steph screaming "No, daddy, don't hurt the little one legged boy anymore! He has so much spirit and he tries so hard!" I get sick of it fast. The final straw was when Peggy Hill paid a visit to Smackdown as a special celebrity guest and she started in on the "Don't hurt the little one legged boy" shit too. I swear, I would have marked the fuck out if Brock just started whailing on Gowen's mom too. If he crushed her skull with the ring steps, I would be a happier man today. That's all I have to say about him. 5: JBL* Speaking of Peggy Hill, where's her husband, Hank Hill? Oh, there he is on CNBC! Hank Hill: "I'd buy stock in Propane and Propane Excessories" The world: "WOW!" Seriously, I was quite angry when this idiot actually got in any offense at the Royal Rumble, but I was satisfied to know that he was the first idiot eliminated. When your finishing move is a clothesline, you need to reconsider why you're in the business. And you have to admit that he had something going with the CNBC thing. Why didn't he quit wrestling and just do that show? And he lost the wrong job too. When the bookers said "Go out there and draw some heat from the German crowd" and he interprited that as meaning "Act like a Nazi" They should have terminated his contract on the spot. I insist that everyone send an email to JBL that says: Dear JBL, Go away. Sincerely, Go away. 6: Maven Reasons for my hating this kid? Well, of all of the Tough Enough Graduates he was the best....but that doesn't mean he was the best Tough Enough contestant. What really irks me about him is the fact that he hasn't improved in the slightest since he joined the WWE, yet there are people out there who think he deserves a push to the main event. Watching his matches, I think he has the wrestling ability of a lower midcarder. If he works on his charisma, he could maybe get a midcard push. And there's no reason for the WWE to get rid of him. If everybody was a main eventer, wrestling wouldn't be fun to watch. But the people who think that he deserves a main event shot more than guys like Hurricane, Christian, Lance Storm (once upon a time), or Matt Hardy....I think you get why I hate the guy. Do me a favor and hold up signs that say "Push Stevie Richards" instead. THey make more sense. 7: Tommy Dreamer So how do we give this guy a push? Oh! I know! Let's have him run in the ring with a big stick and beat down guys with wrestling talent. If we're lucky he'll break somebody's jaw and we'll never see them wrestle again in our lives. Better yet. We'll entertain the millions and billions of people who watch Fear Factor just for the gross shit and we'll have the geek eat and drink everything from his own vomit to urninal water to other people's hair. Newsflash: People don't watch wrestling to watch some guy run around fake beating on people with a stick and drinking puke. Of the people who watch Fear Factor, about 2 of them watch it for the gross shit, and one of them is Tommy Dreamer getting ideas for new additions to his gimmick. I was greatful to find out that he finally quit recently. I'd add more to this list, but I'm plum out of hatred for now.

06-13-2004, 01:29 PM	#46
Stickman Stickman Posts: 15,119	Kurt Angle (great wrestler but everything else about him is horrible) Sid Hardcore Holly Booker T A Train Mark Henry X-Pac Virgil Edge (of today not E&C Edge) HHH (not because of his pull backstage or his past, but he's been boring me with the same shit ever since he came back from the quad injury) Maven

06-13-2004, 01:30 PM	#47
Wildcat789 Screw Boston. CHEATERS! Posts: 264	Triple H: Really, does it need to be said? John "Bradshaw" Layfield: He's just an asshole. He was cool in the Acolytes, but now he's just so far out of his league. It's sad that he doesn't realize that Eddie has carried his only good matches. There's also no reason for what he said about internet fans and what he did in Munich. His conduct is plain child-ish, and if anybody deserves to be fired the most in the WWE, it's JBL. Scott Hall: I have no respect for a wrestler that just throws it all away. He got piss drunk and ruined his life. Good job Mr. Hall, enjoy your life. Brock Lesnar: It's not about his oversized push, or his ring-work or anything like that. It's the fact that he has no passion for the business. Guys like HHH, Michaels, Hogan, Bret Hart, the reason they were so good is because they loved what they did. For Lesnar, wrestling is the means to an end. That, and Lesnar on the mic = potty time. Bill Goldberg: He ended the career of Bret Hart. Hart was an amazing wrestler and Goldberg ruined it for him with a mule kick to the head. Honestly, he's one of the sloppiest wrestler's I've ever seen and doesn't deserve any push. EVER. A-Train: Honestly, nobody cares about him for a reason. He'll be released soon, most likely. Hardcore Holly: This one is just funny. Here's a man who thinks he can wrestle for the main event. When the facts are that he's untalented, boring, and just looks retarded. Bubba Ray Dudley: He's a total dickwad to the fans. 'Nuff said. Diamond Dallas Page: What he did to my cousin at a house show was inexcusable. For all I care, he can rot in a hole for the rest of his miserable life. Edge: I don't think he's talented, or good on the mic. I can't understand what the big deal is. He looks like a friggin pole doing a spear to somebody. I liked him with Christian, but now he's so boring, and since the neck injury, his ring work has suffered alot.

06-13-2004, 02:25 PM	#52
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	In no real order(Only using fairly recent people): Triple H: One of the main reasons I'm hesitant to watch Raw. This guy's a glory hound who ceased being entertaining years ago. Jeff Hardy: Glad he's gone, hope he stays there. Rikishi: HE's a one trick pony, and that trick his his ass. Please, go away. Undertaker: Needs to retire. Has needed to for 4 years. Next! Jeff Jarrett: Oh Goody. The Triple H of the Minor Leagues. The Bashams: How can a team so "dirty" and "nasty" be so vanilla? ZZ Tomko: He hasn't even really WRESTLED yet, and I already want him gone. Ric Flair: A senile old man with too much free time and tits that NO man should have. The should be in a rest home...Give him a toy belt and stick him in the rubber room...WOOOOOOOOO! "Stone Cold" Steven Austin:Unprofessional fuck who's unable to wrestle and annoying as shit. The Coach: Coach is NOT A WRESTLER!@ Stop pretending he is.

06-13-2004, 04:59 PM	#55
PNoy Posts: 18	God I've always hated the hell out of Bob Holly. God damnit that guy pisses me off. Why is he still around?!? Billy Gunn is up there on my list too. I used to really hate Randy Orton but he's starting to grow on me now that he appears to know what he's doing in his matches. That's all I can think of for now...

06-13-2004, 05:05 PM	#56
PNoy Posts: 18	Also I hate the new Trish Stratus. God she is annoying as hell when she talks.

06-14-2004, 01:06 AM	#57
Edge Guest Posts: n/a	No Order: Bob Holly a.k.a Hardcore Holly Rosey a.k.a S.H.I.T Coach ( I'm talking about when he dose wrestle) Billy Gunn, a.k.a "Mr.Ass" John "Bradshaw" Layfeild a.k.a JBL Every Woman wrestle on Raw a.k.a Gail Kim, Molly Holly, Victoria, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Stacie, e.t.c Every Woman that trys to "wrestle" on Smackdown a.k.a Torrie, Dawn, Miss Jackie, Sable Val Venis Kane Stevin Richards

06-14-2004, 01:32 AM	#58
Gone Mad EL MERO MERO! Posts: 4,259	1.Nathan "hurts everyone" Jones - Waste of time,after all that time to build him up. 2. Kevin Diesel - Looked impressive at first,but can't wrestle himself out of a paperbag. 3. JBheiL - See #2. And if you look at your number two,you'll see it resembles this 3rd reich loving bastard. 4.Tomko Chicken - He guh buh fuh his way into our TVs and guh buh fuh his way into a shitty fued with my boy Y4J. 5.That guy that was with Teddy Long,tagged with Cena,Mark Henry,and is Jazz's wife: does nothing to entertain me. He is just there. 6.Hardcore Spark Plug: I never liked him. He was the weak link in the Hollys and is too much of a puss...y. 7.Sux-pac: He was kool as 123 kid and that was it. 8. King Mabel: Deserved the main-event spot just like JBL deserved it.. by boring the hell out of me. 9.Edgeward: A recent addition. It took me some time to realize this but he is not that good.He can do a funny promo, but is just abit over-rated wrestling wise. And the thing now is he isn't even doing any of that funny schtick anymore so what's the use? 10. R. Fatu: His ass annoys me! And that is all he's got! I don't care if he shrinks my head, but that is all he does,like Ms. X-pac. One move,that's it,baby goes to sleep.

06-14-2004, 08:20 AM	#60
Frank Grimes Jnr Posts: 240	1. Goldberg 2. Ultimate Warrior 3. Ric Flair 4. A Train 5. John Cena All I can think of right now. These are the only ones a really hate with a passion.

06-14-2004, 03:38 PM	#61
LK It's Clobbering Time! Posts: 5,337	In no particular order: 1)HHH 2)JBL 3)Scott Steiner 4)Chyna 5)Goldberg 6)Mark Henry 7)Buff Bagwell 8)The Cat 9)Lita 10)A-Train

06-14-2004, 04:45 PM	#62
mitch_h Posts: 6,727	1. Jeff Hardy 2. JBL 3. Hardcore Holly 4. Lex Luger 5. Kid Kash 6. Buff Bagwell Those are really the only wrestlers I hate... there are some more that I think suck... but these are the ones that I truly hate.

06-26-2004, 02:50 AM	#63
Ferocious jWo 4 Lyfe! Posts: 3,268	I scrolled back through the wrestling forum and this was the first decent thread I found......................on Page 8.

06-26-2004, 07:48 AM	#65
91 Posts: 14,008	1. Blackjack Bigot: And I even forgave him on the whole Heil Hitler bit. His Nazi salute doesn't make him a racist, his racism makes him a racist. But don't let him read this, I'm just an internet geek whom Bradshaw beat up and trapped in a locker before pounding on it with a crowbar, and I've never done anything athletic in my life past carrying a box full of my Star Trek videos or something. 2. Hardcore Holly: Dues shmoos. The guy is probably bitter because he's never gotten a decent and sustaned push, and the fact he's a few years off being bald. 3. Stephanie McMahon-Hearst-Helmsley: She's very attractive but oh good, listening her coming on the show to scream for half an hour at a time makes me want to jab several rusty nails into my head. 4. Jim Warrior: Just shut up. 5. Lex Luger: He was (probably) really good in the WBF though. The guy has no passion for the business, he just wants to go out to the ring, flex his muscles a bit, and expects to win every match and be paid heavily for it. 6. Chyna: She'll never be back? My heart bleeds. Seriously, you people really need to read her book, it's a riot. 7. Undertaker: The notion of a comeback grabbed me. His turning it into a re-enactment of the opening credits to Bonanza makes me not care again. You may as well retire now. 8. Kane Knight: For hating Coach. 9. Sable: Is leather woman gone yet? She's got a big ego and I don't even find her attractive anymore. 10: Vince Russo: Russo fanboys can go choke for all I care. The guy had about two or three good ideas and took credit for several more. Anyone who comes up with some of the junk he has and honestly thinks it's a good idea needs to be beaten in the face with a large trout.