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#BUCTOBER
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Val Venis: Money shots for everyone, thanks to WWE Condoms.
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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WWE condomes...cuz we're fed up wioth Dudley's
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Save_Us.sandwich
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Ultimate Warrior: "WWE.... CONDOMS.... WILLTAKEYOUPLACESYOUHAVENEVERBEENNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sgt. Slaughter: "Your little soldier will always be "At Attention!" with WWE condoms!" Test (too easy!): "Protect your Test-icles like I do! Use WWE condoms!" Jonathan Coachman: "Turn your "Popcorn Fart" into The Big Black Wolf!" Rene Dupree: "They are, as the FRANCH say, "Le Magnifique!" Rob Conway: "WWE CONDOMS MY ASS!" *HHH advances on him* Rob: "Noooooooooo!!!!!" Last edited by My Final Heaven; 07-07-2004 at 06:46 PM. |
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Inno Knows.
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Hardcore Holly: Use WWE condoms, and make her pay some dues
Benoit: When you use WWE condoms, she'll know YOU'RE FOR REAL! Tyson Tomko: WWE condoms, the REAL problem solvers |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Eugene: These balloons taste funny!
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RAPTURE READY.
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lol Eugene
And to give a money shot, Val Venis would have to be anti-WWE condom |
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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lol
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Chris Jericho: WWE Condoms where the Highlight of my Night............with Stephanie. (Next night no Jericho)
D-Von Dudley: These condoms increase my wood getting abilities in bed. Oh my brother, testify. Spike Dudley (while wearing oversized condom on his head): Cover your Spike, like I get covered in 99% of my matches! Mae Young: These condoms are really "handy" if you get what I mean. ![]() Stephanie McMahon: Putting out to the guys in the back used to be a chore, that is before I got lubricated WWE Condoms. John Bradshaw Layfield: Use these for an unexplained "Mega-Push". Mordecai: Use these! It doesn't even feeling like sinning. Kane: I put these on my Big Red Machine, now Lita's pregnant! (Next week no Kane) Rob Van Dam: You too can be "Mr. Thursday Night" with new WWE Condoms. But betcha can't get it harder than Rob-Van-Dam. Triple H: I am the Game, but I only like to play with these. Vince McMahon: For your Genetic Jackhammer, so your grapefruit juice doesn't leak and cause Lita to need a pregnancy angle. ![]() Rhyno: Change that "Y?" back into an "I!", because she won't be able to refuse the confidence that comes with new WWE Condoms. Paul Heyman: I think I'm having a Goregasm! GORE! GORE! GORE! A-Train: Put 'em on your Albert, but make sure you shave first! Ow! Eugene Dinsmore: This is Triple H's new play toy he shwed me. On sale everywhere! Jim Ross: BAHGAWDRATTLESNAKENOBBQSAUCETHEORDASITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ric Flair: I'm the rubber stealing, penis protecting, Steff banging, backseat riding, chick stealing, very good (in bed) son of a gun. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The Rock: Put the condom on the strudel, and get the pie, and smell what the Rock's been cooking. Jamie Noble: Great quality cock socks, no need to use you oil soaked tea towels anymore! Plus afterwards, if you're thirsty, save money on milk, boy! Maven: Make it Tough Enough with WWE Condoms. Al Snow: What does everybody want? Crowd: Safe and un-repurcussional hetrosexual intercourse between a spouse or significant other! Al Snow: Then use WWE Condoms on your Plow to stop the Snow Man Cometh! or Al Snow: What does everybody want? Crowd: Head! Al Snow: Well, now you too can join the JOB Squad with WWE Condoms! Val Venis: The Big Valbowski is a lot like a rubix cube, the more you play with it the harder it gets. But there's nothing puzzling about new WWE Condoms. Now all my friends have Venis Enzy. The Undertaker: Like my name suggests take 'em under the waist and be the big dog in the ring. Stone Cold Steve Austin: Become the "Ringmaster" and give her a Stunner for her time. Literally. Rey Mysterio: Dial it up with WWE Condoms, and Junior won't be West Coast Popping everywhere anytime soon. Paul London: My London Calling was only in the ring until I got new WWE Condoms. Now I'm laying down for a whole different kind of people. Matt Hardy: Slap new WWE Condoms Version 1.0 so you don't get replaced by Version 2.0. or Matt Hardy: Mattsturbating is a thing of the past with new WWE Condoms, you'll always be busy jobbing. Kanyon: Who Betta Than Kanyon? Nobody, with new WWE Condoms in my pocket. Orlando Jordan: Work some Orlando Magic with your Black Ice. Billy Gunn: I was always the "Ass Man" or "Mr. Ass" before WWE Condoms came along. Now I'm literally getting women to "Suck it!". Hardcore Holly: I always enjoy working stiff, and with new WWE Condoms, my little Sparky Plugg is getting the big shot, hardcore. Product unpurchaseable to anyone who has not yet paid their dues with him/her. Rico: It ain't a "Haas of Pain" anymore, because now WWE Condoms are lubricated! Man those sucked. Everthing else here is hilarious, though.
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