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#41 |
HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE
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Pittsburgh Plunge aka Brainbuster.
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#42 |
The first fallen Angel
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In a drunkin fight outside a bar I took a horrible spine buster, trust me you don't want it
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#43 |
Now. Here. Man.
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You guys do realize that half of the moves you've listed involve the opponent helping out with the execution, right? I highly doubt someone in a real fight is going to jump in the air in order to let you give them a brainbuster, or go along without a struggle as you turn around, and leave your back wide open, trying to do an Unprettier. Sure, the moves might hurt, but there's no conceivable way of getting those moves to work in real life. Just look at real wrestling; if powerbombs and hurricanranas worked in real life, there would be no need for the fake stuff.
As for some of the more conceivable moves: DDTs are difficult to do in real life, and not really the best idea; if you don't KO the guy with it, then you're flat on your back and have a pissed off opponent right on top of you, so you're pretty much screwed. As for the Stunner, you're more likely to break your tail-bone than actually hurt your opponent with it. Its cousin, the Diamond Cutter, is even more worthless in a fight, because you're just throwing yourself flat on your back, with very little guarantee that your opponent's coming with you. Your best bet is with submissions, particularly the judo-based ones. An arm bar or front facelock will do wonders for ending a fight quickly, and if it really comes down to it, a katahajime (Tazzmission) or even a plain Sleeper hold can be lethal if kept on after the opponent goes unconscious. The real fight-enders aren't as flashy as the stuff in WWE, but they get the job done. |
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#44 |
The first fallen Angel
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The guy that gave me the spine buster didn't need my help, trust me.
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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That wasnt mentioned in the thread The thread just said what moves would be most painful Obviously the unprettier would be hard to do in a real fight, as would the tarantula. But like i said, that wasnt mentioned in the topic starter for the thread |
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#46 |
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I'd probably go with the german suplex, given it's origins.
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The Satanic Mechanic
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But seriously, clotheline from hell. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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DDTs have another problem. Yeah. Generally, in order to pull the guy's heaed to the ground, you've gotta put his shoulder in front of your gut. If/when you botch, the move not only has him on top of you, but a shoulder and both your weights going into your stomach. Submissions are the best, provided it's a one on one fight. I'd rather trust an armbar than a stunner any day of the week. Wrestling moves are designed to look good, not REALLY HURT PEOPLE. Some of them happen to be painful. Some of them are fucking pathetic. You don't want to go fancy in a fight, whether single opponent or more than one. You want effectiveness. DDT's a great concept. Even that's too elaborate. Too little yield for too many risks. |
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#49 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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KK, Nowhere Man, I have to disagree with you both. Without a doubt high flying moves are the best. I once hit a crossfire off a car on some guy outside a bar and I fucked his shit UP.
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#50 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Was that before or after you used the fender to bounce off of for a People's Elbow?
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The Satanic Mechanic
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I once finger poked a guy in the chest and knocked him flat on his back. |
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Anyways, the best finisher in a real fight would be a Heart Punch.
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#55 |
Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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The Lion Tamer hurts real bad.
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Even though you would not be as good as:
CHRIS FUCKING JERICHO! |
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Well, I was outside this bar the other night and a huge hippy lookin guy decided to pick a fight with me. I was shittin myself trying to work out what move to use, but in standing up from his chair he fell over and started holding his quad. Then this guy in a buisness suit pulls up in a limo, gives him a shitload of cash and tells him to take the year off. Crazy night! Lucky his other mate was too drunk to get involved.
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#58 |
"Ask him!"
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GORE! GORE! GORE!
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#59 |
I'm all there is
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yeah, if you can drill a DDT planting the guys head perfectly in the ground, believe me, he's finished. I've done that once and the guy was seeing stars. I mean, I heard the thump of his head smacking the floor and it didn't sound pretty.
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It is quit obvious to me that the best wrestling move in a real fight would be Shake,Rattle,and Roll. DUH!
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I've utilized the crossface in a fight, because if you're quick enough you can counter a punch with it. I've also done a scissor headlock (against a guy with martial arts training). I'm also working on the running enziguri. Done right, the guy you're fighting will be kicked in the head before he realizes what's going on.
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