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LIMITLESS
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#42 |
It's Hammer Time
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A friend playfully slaps you on the back. You fall face forward and sell it like a maniac. You then blade yourself.
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#43 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
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You scream "STUNNER BAHGAWD" whenever you see a fight break out.
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#44 |
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When you have a Cd in your car of all your favorite wrestling them songs.
*raises hand* Guilty For the ROH marks of the board: When you are listening to CM Punk's theme song on that very CD, you bang on your steering wheel. raises hand again* Guilty |
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#45 | |
That's how I roll!!!
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#46 |
That's how I roll!!!
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You give your boss a Stone Cold Stunner and think that you won't get fired
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#47 |
It's Hammer Time
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You go around commentating your life and what is going on around you. You refer to each day as "the greatest day in life entertainment history".
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The Knigtht thinks this is moronic, and he does not approve of it. |
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1.when u get a promotion at work after u shake your boss' hand u give him a low blow and tell him u dont sell out
2. When your friend tells you about getting some and u suddenly interrupt and scream what about me huh what about (insert name here) u ddt them to a crucifix pose over them and torment them until either a) u get his girl b) or your friend gets a restraining order |
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#50 |
That's how I roll!!!
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when you get into a fist fight and you spraipant NWO on your opponent's back
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#51 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You get passed over for promotion and blame Triple H.
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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I missed my senior prom to go to a indy fed promotion. I took a sign that said "I skipped Prom for TASW". |
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Inno Knows.
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#54 |
...IN HD!!!!
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I've pulled up to a building I was going to one time blasting JBL's theme on my car stereo.
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#55 |
"Ask him!"
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You post on TPWW.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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#57 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...You've ever tried to use a conchairto...
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#58 |
Inno Knows.
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-you walk by someone and start talking trash ala Stone Cold
-you still raise the eyebrow on certain occasions -you start a "you fucked up" chant when someone falls down in the cafeteria -you throw a cheap pop in during a regular conversation -you take out your higher ups at work and call yourself the Legend Killer -when you get out of the shower, you put the towel on your head, cross your arms, and stare into the mirror -when someone is sitting in a folding chair, you start yelling "OLE" and kick him in the face |
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#59 |
Inno Knows.
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you ask yourself WWKFAD?
What Would Kurt Freakin Angle Do? |
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#60 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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I got another one that I just rememered.....
You know you watch to much wrestling when.... You and your best friend wrestle with your other friends all the time and have certain gear that you made by marking on T-Shirts calling your selves the New Age Outlaws and basically doing everything they do.....and yes I say this from experience... Back in Science Class in like the 7th or 8th grade there was this kid that the whole class hated. Sorta a bully type thing so when we got back from lunch my friend kicked him in the stomach picked him up for a piledriver and I jumped down spiking him to the ground...... |
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You're on a ladder re-arranging the school marquee board when you feel an inexplicable ugre to do a corkscrew moonsault onto your friend who's telling you if the letters are straight or not.
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You brag about being "thrown for a loop."
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You find it perfectly okay to break a fellow employee's arm and not get punished.
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Before trying out for the school wrestling team, you go out and break your neck.
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You think wearing tights and streamers is cool.
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#66 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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You turn on a wrestlers theme music very loud in the living room and you enter from the hall way like its the entrance ramp and pose....
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#67 |
That's how I roll!!!
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You walk around your neighbourhood, school, mall, etc, with a megaphone, a fake gold medal, and a huge bristal board, hanging from around your neck, promoting abstinence.
"The Best Sex is No Sex." |
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#68 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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If you re-enact the HHH/Kane-Katy Vick Sex Scene with a real dead body.......
God I hope no one on here confesses to that one |
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#69 |
That's how I roll!!!
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You drop a glass bottle, or you hear glass breaking, and you start humming Stone Cold's Entrance theme
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#70 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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then I guess to follow up with the Austin one....
You hear screeching tires and you start humming Foleys music. |
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#71 | |
LIMITLESS
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#72 |
It's Hammer Time
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You knife edge chop yourself to see how much it hurts.
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#73 |
The Great Pink Hope
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Your girlfriends laid out spread legged on the bed and all you can think of is grabbing her by the knees and flipping her over for a Boston Crab...
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#74 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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When everytime you think back on your past girlfriends you think of them as the ...your last name/her last name era
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When you see anyone or if one of your mates is called Earl, then you haras (sp?) him all day, reminding him that "You screwed Bret"
This actually happened one day at school a few years ago. Some one went up to a guy called Earl (who he didn't like ) and shouted "You screwed Bret" and then his mate went something like "Ring the bell - ding ding ding" The Earl guy then said "Shut up man, you think I'm gay or something. Who the fuck is Bret. And its not even lunch time so why ring the bell" ![]() Didn't have a clue it was about wrestling ![]() |
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#77 |
The Thread Killer
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Everytime you see someone on a ladder, you have a sudden urge to dropkick the ladder.
Everytime someone is bent over, you have an urge to do the Canadian Destroyer to him. You walk around with a custom belt with a spinning center plate. You refuse to taqke off your mask for your school picture. |
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#78 | |
EL MERO MERO!
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You know when you watch too much wrestling when ... Anytime someone sets off fireworks, you can't help but do the HBK or RKO pose in front of it. When you're talking to someone and you can't hear them, you do that one Hogan pose to hear them and continually do it all four corners. You throw a chair at a friend's face and yell "That was EXTREEEMMMEE!!" ... and then the chair gets thrown right back at you, for being an idiot. |
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#79 |
Viva la Raza
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Everytime someone pisses you off, you scream D-VON! GET THE TABLES!!!!
You bury yourself alive after taping a promo ''the dead will return... march 14th'' Everytime you see a donkey, you go in front of it and start screaming WOOO! WOO! WOOO! WOOOO! When you see someone fall of a ladder, you scream THEY LEARN TO FALL? HOW DO YOU LEARN TO FALL OFF A 20-FOOT LADDER! BAHGAWD! SLOBBERKNOCKER! |
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When talking to a friend, you say 'what?' after every sentence they say.
You refer to yourself as one of the "Creatures of the Night" At your work, you beat down the employee in training to teach them 'respect' *COUGHbobhollyCOUGH* You legally change your name to 'Warrior' |
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