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It's Hammer Time
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Another Gene moment:
He chases Lita down the hall, Lita goes into a room and locks it. Gene stands there franticly clawing at the door yelling "I just want to play!" |
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Inno Knows.
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just wait for the Heidenreich/Snitsky poetry corner, Piper's Pit will have nothing on that
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not gayo
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Well he's definitely a typical boring hoss in the ring, but the fact that he's really ugly and just naturally massive make him an awesome heel. Also, his goofy yet scary persona is somewhat of a change from the everyday.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Heidenreich + Snitsky = The Next Billy & Chuck.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You need a pretty boy, the stereotypical FAG, involved in that scenario. Granted, Neither Billy nor Chuck was that attractive, but Billy was mad obssessed with his ass, and very "I need to be a thexthy boi." Heidenreich or Snitsky in skintight speedos obssessing over their image=suicide of 2/3s of the WWE's audience, and blinding of the rest. I'm telling you, the Jindrak/Reigns combo should have been the next Billy/Chuck. Self obssessed fuck and the closest thing to a bear since A-Train... |
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"Kane at TaBOO Toozday, I'm gonna do to you what I did to your baby."
Anyone else notice Snitsky's body acne? |
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is better than you are.
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"When I get through with you at Taboo Toozday Kane, YOU'LL be the one CRYING like a BABY!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Anyway, anyone NOT notice Snitsky's body acne? |
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Seriously, if you're on a diet and you want to shed some pounds fast just put a picture of Snitsky's back on your fridge. That way whenever you eat anything you can imagine you're licking his pimples. And when Snitsky said that he was going to do to Kane what he did to Kane's baby, does that mean that he was going to get into a fight with Kane's dad and Kane's mom was going to get involved and he was going to push Kane's dad into Kane's mom and then Kane would die? Because I have to remind you that that's impossible. If he tried to do that, Undertaker would die since he's the first born son. But if you're keeping score, Taker's already dead and if he pushed their dad into their mom, she'd probably just break a hip and have to go to the hospital. But if she were in the hospital she'd probably stare at the ceiling a lot like Lita did and the JR would deliver the news that Kane died somehow. THen kane would come back with a huge belt buckle and a fedora and he wouldn't sell anymore, which would kinda be against what Snitsky was hoping for because he did say that he had a match against him at the next PPV, and if Kane wasn't going to sell anymore he'd probably lose the match and then Snitsky would be sad. Maybe he meant that he was going to punt Kane out into the crowd like he did the baby-like doll that was meant to represent Kane's baby. But that happened after he said everything so I don't really know what he was talking about. I'm so confused! |
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Viva la Raza
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is better than you are.
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LOL that was a sweet ass post. Added a pos rep for ya. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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No, Lita miscarried (and didn't botch it!). The baby died.
Get it straight!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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This is the WWE...Anatomical understanding is pointless anyway.
(Plus, my ex had a miscarriage...While I know the difference, I didn't want to go into depth for the sake of a joke) |
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OH MY GOD....I just realized Snitsky is the love-child of Kurrgan and the Missing Link!!!
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Viva la Raza
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Would be great to have another old-timer on the forums cuz i feel kinda lonely.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Viva la Raza
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no*looks down* AAAAARGH THEY DO |
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Viva la Raza
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^ Just kiddinggggggg
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You and JEsus would make such a cute coupe...Both inf your grandpa pants.
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Viva la Raza
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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