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Kiss the blade
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Dominique was adopted, his real parents were chimps.
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He's Here
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Rey Mysterio's real name is Kerwin White and he's really a full blooded American. He only started playing Rey Mysterio since he debuted in the WWE. He even switched places with the real Rey Mysterio in his life. And the really big secret is that the real Rey Mysterio is Eddie.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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In a daring move, the WWE will break the fourth wall as Eddie announces that wrestling is fake, and tells Dominic his "papa" has been living a lie.
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Kiss the blade
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lol whatever happened to
He LIES<--- He cheats He steals? |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Well, he's obviously not lying now...You see, he...*runs*
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Kiss the blade
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lol Eddie..erm..well he uhh....*runs also*
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He's Here
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Rey Mysterio is the one who taught JR how to commentate.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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nerF 4 M O D
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dasg
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Eddie announces to the world that Rey really is a 12 year old kid, and then produces photograhic proof from when WCW completly fucked Rey up by having him remove his mask.
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nothin's for sure
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the secret is
rey still wears pull-ups |
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The Reckless One
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My guess is either Dominic is adopted or Eddy is his real father.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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6-1-9 in my new pullups too And I can pull 'em off and on Mommy Wow! I'm a wrestler now... |
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nothin's for sure
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Smitten for Kittens
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid
I can 619 the cruiserweights From on my bunk beds I don't wanna grow up coz if I did I'd be another steroid laced hasbeen. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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What flies through the air
Gets hit by a chair And wins with a West Coast Pop A kid! A kid! A midget or kid Everyone knows Mysterio. Mysterio! Mysterio! He's really an 8 year old boy! Mysterio! Mysterio! He was once Jacko's fucktoy He jobs to hosses and racks up losses But mommy and dady don't care Tattoos! Tattoos! He's paying his dues! Everyone loves Mysterio. Mysterio! Mysterio! At least I think he's a boy Mysterio! Mysterio! With a voice that can't help but annoy... |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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It's Reyyy, it's Reeeyyy, he's small, he's light, he's good. It's Reeyyy, it's Reeyyy, he gets bigger pops than he should!
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nerF 4 M O D
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I like cheese.
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"Ask him!"
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Rey Mysterio is really....
*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn* Elian Gonzalez. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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The secret is that domonics real father is
DARTH VADER
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Viva la Raza
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I know the secret.
Stephanie McMahon is really a crocodile. |
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Kiss the blade
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Tîm Defaid
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