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Old 12-02-2005, 04:20 PM   #41
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Since I'm TPWW's official Maiden addict, here's a couple of songs.

Quest For Fire (Piece of Mind)
In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home

Man on the Edge (The X Factor)
The freeway is jammed and it's backed up for miles
The car is an oven and baking is wild

Once he built missiles a nation's defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents

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Old 12-02-2005, 04:28 PM   #42
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Once he built missiles a nation's defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents
Terrible.
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Old 12-02-2005, 04:30 PM   #43
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Pharrel has fallen off and is irritating to me now.
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Old 12-02-2005, 04:34 PM   #44
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that one song by Korn and Limp Bizkit that says 'my dick is bigger than yours' and talks about licking Fred Dursts taint is pretty lame sauce, and gay sauce for sure.
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Old 12-07-2005, 01:38 PM   #45
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WORST SONG EVER:

I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:06 PM   #46
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that one song by Korn and Limp Bizkit that says 'my dick is bigger than yours' and talks about licking Fred Dursts taint is pretty lame sauce, and gay sauce for sure.
Mmmm, is it possible you're mistaking and thinking about System of a Down's "Cigaro"?

Which goes: My cock is much bigger than yours. My cock can walk right through the door. With a feeling so pure, it's got you screaming back for more.

And if your'e not, well, add that in there.
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:10 PM   #47
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And while we're on Fred Durst's endless gay lyrics, here's one he wrote about one of his internet crushes, Brtiney Spears.

off Just Drop Dead


- Not only were you kissin'
It's who you been dissin'
You was playin' me out
Now you better listen


- Even though you ring your fucking mouth every day
I ain't some punk ass dealing with your drunk ass
Yeah you might be fine but you crossed the fucking line (Yeah)
Now there's no returning this lesson that you're learning
Pulling down them panties and leave your ass burning


-I was feeling lonely
While you were with your homie
Ain't that a bitch
Now you boy can blow me

-You gotta lot of fucking nerve
You think this is a fucking tennis match (Bitch!)
Time for me to serve
I'm John MacEnroe
Ready for me hoe
It's 15-0, where the fuck you gonna go

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Old 12-07-2005, 06:44 PM   #48
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Way to turn this into the gayest song and not gayest line.
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Old 12-07-2005, 07:06 PM   #49
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Yeah, that happened 2 posts back. BUT COME ON, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FRED DURST. IT'S AN EXCEPTION. It's like...TAKE YOUR PICK.

Ok, hold on, gonna edit it down to the seriously gayer parts.
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Old 12-07-2005, 07:07 PM   #50
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lol true
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