Replace Cena with someone from the past... - Page 2

**NoRoolz** · 01-05-2006, 07:58 PM

I'd say Jericho, however Bulldog springs to mind (as long as he was clean).

**Mr. JL** · 01-05-2006, 10:01 PM

Christian

**KingofOldSchool** · 01-05-2006, 10:13 PM

Max Mini.

**NoRoolz** · 01-06-2006, 11:34 AM

*Max Mini debut*

"Sit back, relax and admire me.
Even though I was hired in sym-pa-thy.
I was rejected by McDonalds, no quarter pounder,
Yeah that's right, I couldn't see over the counter.
I went into boxing, but for me there's no division,
Everyone else said hiring midgets would be a bad decision.

So I spoke to Vinny Mac and begged for employment,
He said yes as long as I gave him some enjoyment.
I didn't understand what the hell he meant,
Until his pants came down and forward he bent.
I looked in amazement, was this for real?
He told me it was just the normal ordeal.
He said 'Why do you think Hunter is at the top?'
'Because he has the biggest cock'
So with a deep breath I gave Vince his bit of fun,
And eventually came my load like a bullet from a gun.
He told me I was hired, and that's the end of the story,
No need for courtrooms, no need for a jury.
I had a job, and now here I am,
After giving Vince a good old ram.
So line anyone up and I'll knock 'em down,
And I'll be on to WrestleMania for the ultimate crown.
Here I come, don't spill your tea.
Cena's 6 foot 2, but you can't see ME!"

**NoRoolz** · 01-07-2006, 08:30 AM

I don't think many will agree with me, but I'd like to have seen Billy Gunn pushed as a Main-Eventer. He was charismatic, decent in the ring, had the look, was BIGGER than Cena *vince cumshot*, and he was hugely over.

01-05-2006, 07:58 PM	#41
NoRoolz dave ain't here? Posts: 2,709	I'd say Jericho, however Bulldog springs to mind (as long as he was clean).

01-05-2006, 10:13 PM	#43
KingofOldSchool ...IN HD!!!! Posts: 23,327	Max Mini.

01-06-2006, 11:34 AM	#44
NoRoolz dave ain't here? Posts: 2,709	Max Mini debut "Sit back, relax and admire me. Even though I was hired in sym-pa-thy. I was rejected by McDonalds, no quarter pounder, Yeah that's right, I couldn't see over the counter. I went into boxing, but for me there's no division, Everyone else said hiring midgets would be a bad decision. So I spoke to Vinny Mac and begged for employment, He said yes as long as I gave him some enjoyment. I didn't understand what the hell he meant, Until his pants came down and forward he bent. I looked in amazement, was this for real? He told me it was just the normal ordeal. He said 'Why do you think Hunter is at the top?' 'Because he has the biggest cock' So with a deep breath I gave Vince his bit of fun, And eventually came my load like a bullet from a gun. He told me I was hired, and that's the end of the story, No need for courtrooms, no need for a jury. I had a job, and now here I am, After giving Vince a good old ram. So line anyone up and I'll knock 'em down, And I'll be on to WrestleMania for the ultimate crown. Here I come, don't spill your tea. Cena's 6 foot 2, but you can't see ME!"

01-07-2006, 08:30 AM	#45
NoRoolz dave ain't here? Posts: 2,709	I don't think many will agree with me, but I'd like to have seen Billy Gunn pushed as a Main-Eventer. He was charismatic, decent in the ring, had the look, was BIGGER than Cena vince cumshot, and he was hugely over.

01-05-2006, 10:01 PM	#42
Mr. JL Posts: 4,834	Christian