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Angel Headed Hipster
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And it's over. Shelton wins with the Exploder.
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w0ah
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Shelton sounds alot better on the mic than usual.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Flair/Benjamin for the IC belt next week.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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God, this HBK retirement thing better have an interesting payoff.
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*SPOILERS*
* * * * * DARK MATCH (1) Val Venis beat Doug Basham with a Money Shot. HEAT MATCHES (1) Kane beat Johnny Parisi (a/k/a Johnny Swinger) in a squash in 90 seconds. (2) Tyson Tomko & Gene Snitsky beat Chris Hammrick & a partner. (3) Goldust beat Trevor Murdoch. Bad match. Too long. In the end, Goldust set up the Shattered Dream. Goldust waitied and milked it, then Trevor rolled out of the ring. He rolled out of the ring and refused to return, thus was counted out. Goldust then bowed to the fans in celebration as if he had some classic match. Crap match. Really bad. (4) Viscera beat Rob Conway. RAW BROADCAST (1) Big Show and Triple H wrestled to a double countout, so both are eliminated. They wrestled 14 minutes! Bad match. Really slow paced. The crowd popped big for the intros, but once the match started, crowd heat died. Show bled. He kicked out of a Pedigree. Triple H choked out of a chokeslam. They brawled at ringside slowly and were sloppy in spots. They ended up counting both out. They teased that an announcers' table spot with Show chokeslamming Triple H, but they didn't do it. Triple H escaped. Then Show speared him through the barricade as they cut to a commercial. Then they cut to a commercial. They showed a clip of the Shawn Michaels "I lost my smile" speech that he has never lived down. It's part of an ongoing series of clips that pay tribute to his soon-to-be-over career. Vince McMahon announced Big Show and Triple H impressed him with their intensity, so since neither lost, they will wrestle the winner of Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Masters on next week's show in a three-way match. Mamma Benjamin is begging Vince McMahon to give Shelton an IC Title shot. McMahon said if Shelton beats Eugene this week, he gets a title shot next week against Flair. Backstage, Lita came on to McMahon backstage. Mick Foley and Edge cut a promo backstage. Foley said he didn't like his disrespecting Jim Duggan. He said he could call his match straight, though, despite his bias. Edge said he better make the three count or it will be the biggest mistake of his life. Matt Striker came out and did one of his teacher promos. He preached for abstinence. When Striker said, "I'm your teacher," I got defensive because one of my students was sitting ten rows away from me. I was sure to tell him, "No, I'm your teacher." Credit: Torch And I guess shelton already beat eugene. |
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#6 |
Angel Headed Hipster
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Ashley vs. Torrie freakin Wilson next.
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GO HABS GO!
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"come on, you were an ass long before I made one out of ya..come on!"
I still have that raw on one of my VHS tapes. He tore into Vince throughout the entire comercial break. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Chloe was just used as a foreign object.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Jesus ,and I thought Ashley/Mickie was bad. Ashley badly botches a Crucifix for the win.
Candace announces she's on the cover of Playboy next month. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Michael's retirement party is next.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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LOL, Spirit Squad doin a cheer for Shawn.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Really odd promo from Vince, saying that he wants Shawn's inner peace.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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All right. Shawn teases signing the release papers, then tears them up. Vince slaps him, leaves the ring, and tells Shawn he has just opened his own personal hell.
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He's Here
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Wow.... Sounds like a disappointment...
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Some great facials from Vince, tho.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Oh. Hell. Yeah.
Bret Hart will be inducted into the Hall Of Fame this year ![]() RVD/Masters is going now. I dunno what the main event'll be. |
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Cena/Edge will main event
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Angel Headed Hipster
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RVD hits the 5 Star for the win.
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That's Not My Name
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Just to clarify the Unlimited confusion from earlier: Unlimited IS available to UK fans as I watch it every week. It is only Heat/Velocity that are blocked on this side of the pond.
However there is no Unlimited tonight, doubtless due to the fact Raw isn't going out live in the USA. I would expect Unlimited segments will be posted during the Thursday showing instead. Surprised that Bret Hart agreed to the Hall of Fame! |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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#21 |
That's Not My Name
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Off topic, but WWE.com just announced Orton's been released from his contract.
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LOL at misleading you. I meant Cowboy Bob Orton of course. Didn't even realize he was under contract.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Trish's boyfriend goes into her dressing room. Mickie is in there dressed up as Trish. Mickie tries to seduce Jack, but he says no. Mickie starts screaming that Jack is touching her. Security comes in and takes Jack away. Mickie smiles.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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LOL at the Power 25 this week. Greg Helms is higher up than JBL.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Mickie is sobbing at Trish about what happened with Jack. Trish for some reason believes her.
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PMSL @ that April Fool's joke, awesome reaction from that dude
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Edge/Cena comin up.
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Trying to convince his mates that the commercial did, indeed, refer to Bret Hart:
"it said the Hart of wrestling will beat again... and it was spelt H-A-R-T. (Stops, thinks) AND IT HAD BRET HART ALL OVER IT!" Wicked |
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LOL, Foley ejects Lita from ringside.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Cena FU's Edge for the win.
Afterwards, Edge spears Foley. Pretty boring show. |
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RV F'N D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's Here
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ROFL at that guy memorizing the screwjob's date...
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Bret in the HOF
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LOL it is always the same old shit with Cena overcoming the odds and doing his boring routines again. He just doesn't have that 'it' factor to me, and I for one will be ecstatic if (and hopefully when) Trips takes the belt from him at WM
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Agreed.
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That sounded like a boring show. No, literally, nothing sounded intriguing to watch. At least last week's SD had London/Kendrick vs MNM, Captain Paul Burchill, and Finlay kicking midgets.
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The Caption Crippler
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Amusing Striker promo on Unlimited
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