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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Are you kidding? The Day The Earth Stood Still is a classic!
For me, though, I'd probably go with Teenagers From Outer Space, with Pod People in second. Although, Pod People w/ MST3K commentary becomes one of the best ever. So it's sort of a toss-up. |
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"Ask him!"
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Batman & Robin, hands down. This movie absolutely murdered the Batman franchise, up until Batman Begins.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Yeah, it's the worst of a mostly solid franchise, but there have been worse superhero movies than B&R, so I don't see how B&R could be the worst overall movie.
B&R > Captain America B&R > The Roger Corman "Fantastic Four" B&R > David Hasselhoff as "Nick Fury" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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As bad as B&R is, I think its horribleness is exaggerated because the franchise started off so well. Was I disappointed in "The Phantom Menace?" Sure! Was it the worst of the Star Wars franchise? Sure! But is it the worst movie I've ever seen? Not by a long shot. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You chose some pretty uncommon movies for people to have seen, and compared them to a mainstream "blockbuster." In fact, you may have chosen 3 Marvel movies people were LEAST likely to have seen. FF: Never released anywhere. Nick Fury: D2DVD far as I know, not widely distributed, shown occasionally on Sci-Fi, but most people haven't seen it. Captain America: So horrible they originally canned it, barely made a showing for itself. But please, try and change the argument, because God knows you're not bright enough to grasp the relevance of "number of people who've seen a movie" to "why B&R gets mentioned in worst movies you've ever seen." |
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Happy Inside
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Choco was amazing. Taking off that guy's arm off almost made me love this film... but in the end, it was just too much. |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Can't believe I'm trying to clarify what should have been an obvious point, but... How about: Jurassic Park III Shark Tale xXx Look Who's Talking The Matrix Revolutions Godzilla (1998 remake) Lara Croft: Tomb Raider The Flintstones 2 Fast 2 Furious All of these movies made at least $125,000,000 domestically, and I contend they're all worse than Batman & Robin. So, not only did MORE PEOPLE see these movies, they're also WORSE than B&R. Thus, I find it very hard to believe, as disappointing as it was, that B&R was the worst movie anyone has ever seen. |
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World Class References
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You can add Dolphins Lundgren as The Punisher to that list. I think the actor that played Captain America is JD Salinger's son. |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS SIX STRING SAMURAI
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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God I wanted to kill some things
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Your All Puppets
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![]() Braindead...that movie was awful. |
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Now that I think about, I'd say Alone in the Dark was worse than HotD. At least HotD had some unintentional humour. Alone in the Dark was just pure boring.
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Disney's 'The Rocketeer'.
To date, it's the only movie I've left in the middle of. |
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\m/(-.-)\m/
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oh, and Land of the Dead
aaaand Mortal Kombat II. |
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King of Love and Piss
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The greats about Land of the Dead were.. 1) I loved how they had a never ending supply of amo in that Death Star on wheels. I just kept ![]() 2) The whole " zombies getting distracted by fireworks " thing was so fucking hilarious. They're dead yet they are mildly intrested in fireworks. ![]() 3) John Leguizamo leading anyone ![]() 4) The midget being a mafia leader ![]() 5) But my favorite was the last scene where he's like " Oh the zombies are just looking for a place to go. " ![]() ![]() I understand why Blockbuster doesnt carry this film. |
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King of Love and Piss
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And the black gas station guy was the leader of the zombies.
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Hey
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I'm going to change my answer to City of Angels starring Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan
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'11&'15 RWC CHAMPIONS
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Just watched The Descent, now that was a peice of crap. The ending was so stupid and the whole plot was stupid and girls didnt even look that good. Most of the movie made no sense at all, i would go as far as to say The Descent is worse than Alone in the Dark
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R.I.P Tanner
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Worst movie, hmmm, I gotta go with any of the land before times after #1.
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Star Wars
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All That Jazz
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Where do I begin?
The MK movies (ironically enough, I loved the Resident Evil movies.) Date Movie (Waste of time, waste of money, waste of life. Garbage.) And I totally agree with the Land Before Times after the first one sucking. ![]() |
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Listen to Killer Mike
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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White Noise
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\m/(-.-)\m/
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and lets not forget Purple Rain
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Tap-In
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Happy Inside
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I have to say Coffee and Cigarettes. I got up and left during this movie, got convinced to sit back down... and left again. Left twice on one viewing. It wins. I heart huckabees, aggravated the hell out of me because it was trying SO SO SO SO hard to be kitchy. From the moment I saw Jason Schwartzman was in the lead, I knew they were trying to go for some sort of Wes Anderson feel... and failed so miserably I had to quit that film.
So far, that's it for recent movies. OH OH OH, on Christmas Eve, my future sister in law watched one of those films... what was it... oh yeah! "Must Love Dogs" Fuck... fucking Must Love Dogs... it was Christmas and that... *#$@#()&@# was watching the worst movie of all time. And I used to think Diane Lane was hot, too. Now I just wish... I wish I could go back in time and destroy this film on preproduction. FUCK! I'm angry now. ![]() |
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\m/(-.-)\m/
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World Class Raconteur
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Spun. It annoyed the shit right out of me. The rental DVD fucked up at some point during it and wouldn't work anymore, so I returned it and got my money back, handily enough. They offered me another copy but I said no, it's shit.
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Champion of the sun
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Fear dot com.
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I have no gimmick
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AI - Whiney robot shit wants to find his mother in a 8 hour snore-fest. Special effects were nice though.
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Lousy Smarch weather
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Mission: Impossible.
I don't know what it is, but I CANNOT sit through more than 30 minutes of this movie, its just so bad. Also, I watched the 2nd one, and kinda made it through, but it was pretty shitty too. |
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Jamiroquai Bodega
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Miss Congeniality.
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Triple A
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I dunno I liked I Heart Huckabees. 'Twas entertaining enough. They were trying hard to be weird and offbeat, yeah, but a lot of it was done well.
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Happy Inside
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It had a lot more good points than Coffee and Cigarettes, or Must Love Dogs... but the fact that it was trying so hard... and the fact that Jason Schwartzmann is in ALL of those kinds of films... made me angry. I don't like movies making me angry.
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Napoleon (sp?) Dynamite was terrible, I almost killed myself.
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Fthagn?
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I'll still stand by Dark Harvest 1 and 2 being the worst movies ever made.
I've seen better home videos, and ones with higher budgets. |
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