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Higher. Further. Faster.
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*M-A-G enters the ring and grabs a mic*
If everyone here in this arena is ready for the Rumble give me a "'Poc Rules!" *crowd*: 'POC RULES!!!! Damn straight because The 'Poc is ready also. He's ready to start climbing that ladder to the top of the TPWW mountain. And the only way to start is by stepping on those rungs, those rungs known as TPWW superstars. I've made some enemies, hell I've made some pals but let's get one thing straight, when it comes down to either you or me, guess what? It ain't gonna be me who's getting tossed. It's not going to be me who's hopes and sacrifices end up meaning nothing. I will emerge victorious and be YOUR number one contender to the title. And whether it's The One, Blitz, Splaya, Dave Wadding, those jabronis with less than 100 posts, the webmaster, the ISP, or even Mike the Crossdressing Cameraman, I will go through whoever to acheive my destiny. Everybody else, can smoke my dust. So sayeth, The 'Poc. *music hits and M-A-G leaves* |
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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WWKD? Certitude: TOVO supports mandatory gay marriage for everyone, regardless of sexual orientation.
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Boss
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TOVO Fact: TOVO Supports mandatory gay marriage for everyone, regardless of sexual orientation.
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OK, I change my pick to WWKD.
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* As M-A-G is leaving, the lights dim and WWKD? appears on the random, yet to be named screen above the entrance.*
" Umm, yeah, I have a question... What the fuck is a 'POC? Sorry pal, but this isn't the 90's... Making up retarded words that no one understands isn't exactly the "hip" thing to do anymore. Speaking of things that people don't understand, what the hell is with your name? M-A-G? What are the hyphens for? How do you prounounce a hyphen? All I think of when I see your name is Magnum, and when I think of mangnum, I think of what I wore when I stuck my dick in your girlfriend. And believe me, that freak makes Rhi look like Hellen Keller in a monastary. So you feel free to go around and ramble on to whoever you feel like... "So sayeth the Poc..." WWKD? WWKD would go get a more original catchphrase you unoriginal malfunctioning queef machine. Ciao Bitch. * And with that, the screen goes black, and people all around are laughing at "'Poc" for the sad sack of semi-digested shit that he is.* |
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I'm all there is
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![]() Your Hero reveals the World Title to the viewers and Naitch is by his side Your Hero (on the left): The winner of the Rumble will recieve the TPWW World Title. This belt was bought via donated Paypal money to TPWW by the posters. I wish good luck to all participants. I would also like to say The Naitch is #1 and is my pic to win. Go Jays. Tell em Naitch The Naitch: TPWW, get ready cause The Naitch plans on doing coke off a World Title tonight!!!!!!!!!!!! OwenBrown (w/ mic) Hey guys, can I be in this match? Last edited by Loose Cannon; 11-23-2006 at 07:17 PM. |
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TOVO Fiction: TOVO and CC had a brief moment of passion a few weeks back. TOVO loved it, but CC ultimately turned him down, saying he had gotten better dick from a rabid dog with 3 limbs. To this day TOVO craves the cock of CC. Rumor has it, an unnamed source currently has video footage, and is planning to release it for a large profit over the Xmas holiday.
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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WWKD? Certitude: WWKD? works third shift, and is about to go to sleep. WWKD will be screwed (figuratively you sick fucks) out of winning this rumble. The winner, whoever he may be, will realize that they'll never be able to hold a candle to the greatness that is Kevin, nor the things that he would indeed do.
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WWKD? Certitude: "AJ Styles" is about to get taken down quicker than a foreigner at UCLA.
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What do you mean by that?
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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What about me? What about Porky?
I'm going to Hardees. |
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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YOUR Hero interviews M-A-G about WWKD?'s comments:
M-A-G: You know it's pretty sad how someone can be so intelligent and so credible like WWKD? be so oblivious to the world around him. Attempting to belittle someone out of spite is as pathetic as it gets. Either that or he's just been living under a rock. How appropriate considering tonight, he's going to be living under the 'Poc. As far as my name goes, that's the least of your concerns tonight. I'd worry more about your name and the answer to the question it presents. What Would Kevin Do? you ask? He's going to flat out suck that's what. If it helps, picture a bunch of French people trying to storm Hawaii, realizing they've go no chance in hell of escaping without some coconuts getting shoved up their ass and bailing the hell out of there like the pansies that they are. That's what you can expect, not just with WWKD, but all those other superstars out there. Talk your smack all you want, just make sure you bring your sorry carcass to the ring to demonstrate to everyone that you've really got nothing. So sayeth *pauses* *crowd finishes sentence* THE 'POC!!!! *M-A-G leaves* |
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You know I was screwed from being in this Rumble but my surprise entrant WILL WIN this Rumble and further more out perform TOVO.
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Boss
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Top Ten Reasons Tovo is going to win the Rumble Tonight...
Number Ten - Because M-A-G can't cut a promo to save his life. Number Nine - Because Tovo is American. Number Eight - Because sometimes Loose Cannon gets tired of using a Hoover Vacume and he owes Tovo some favors. Number Seven - Because we live in an era where mid carders who stick around long enough are eventually given title runs. Number Six - Because WWKD is nothing more than a gimmick stealing son of a bitch. Number Five - Because Sex Sells, and we all know Tovo is bringing Sexy Back. Number Four - Because the other people involved have better things to do with their lives than write out usless promos. Number Three - Because we all know fag can fly so his feet will never touch the ground. Number Two - Because if Tovo doesn't win, there are going to be a hell of a lot of people "On Notice." And finally... Number One - Because if he doesn't, he is going to make the winner his "Special Friend" for the night. TOVO Fact: Tovo is eating a Thanksgiving Day Turkey Sandwich. Last edited by The One; 11-23-2006 at 07:29 PM. |
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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*points out The One's total lack of knowledge on HTML*
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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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E-fedding
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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* WWKD? is hanging around at an undisclosed location in the back, sipping whiskey, thinking about what a fucking retarded name 'Poc is, when something strikes him.*
" Pork Soda sounds really disgusting... I'm pretty sure there is no way that could ever be delicious... That should be one of my certitudes..." * As he jots down his newest certitude, he catches wind of the shit storm that spews from the mouth of "'Poc"... whatever the fuck that is.* " It's a shame... A shame that my biggest concern really is what a 'Poc is. The man himself doesn't concern me... His ability, much like his looks, are laughable. He has no chance of amounting to anything in this battle. He doesn't have the wit, he doesn't have the skill, and he doesn't have "it." Furthermore, from what I heard, he was babbling about shoving coconuts up asses... That is not something you talk about on the television... That is something that would appear in a TOVO sextape... I wonder if that's where he got the idea? Watching or participating? You know, I really don't want to think about that. I just hope 'Poc has fun with his cocounts and gets his rocks off before the battle, because once he goes face to face with WWKD?, I'm pretty damn sure his testicles will shrivel and crawl back up into his body, rendering them useless. I suppose that is a good thing though, because while I'm still not sure what a 'Poc is, I'm pretty damn positive we dont' want little ones running around. |
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TOVO Fact: Tovo was the first ECW World Champion. |
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RAPTURE READY.
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LOL tpww hardcore thread
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I'm all there is
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bringing it back baby.
shit goes down tonight |
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RAPTURE READY.
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*The Naitch is seen talking to ilt_undertaker in the hallway*
Naitch: Hey ilt, where's Slim? ilt: Where do you think he is? Naitch: Touche ilt: Naitch: So you feel like starting A-Unit again? I'll go get AssMan ilt:
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WWKD? Carollary to TOVO's #6: WWKD? prefers the term "Copyright Infringement.
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WWKD's Final Thought for the next 5 hours: WWKD? excluded, when TOVO is the straighest acting man in the battle, you know it's going to be a walk in the park.
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WWKD seems to have found the invisible feature.
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You have yet to find out my surprise entrant who will win.
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Alive
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I'll take this opportunity to plug my C-Fedding website, which is currently looking for new talent.
Just click my sig, unless you're a filthy Jew. Quote:
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BIG DADDY CRIPPLA!
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In GCW.
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I'm all there is
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![]() LC: Hey Blitz (aka Mr. Popular), where's your fans big guy? Smile girly. You're with an icon Last edited by Loose Cannon; 11-23-2006 at 07:50 PM. |
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RAPTURE READY.
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I am looking for a sidekick to help me win the battle royal
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emerge
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Where the hell is the Crisis?
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RAPTURE READY.
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![]() From left to right: Kris P. Lettus, The Naitch, Nervous Ferret, AlphaBean |
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I'm all there is
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lol
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lol
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Kris P is not white.
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I'm all there is
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a live camera interupts TRO
![]() TRO: Do you mind Savior, I'm taking a leak Savior zooms in mid section_style....then turns the camera on himself
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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You're not cool enough to be my sidekick
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