Can't be fucked going into the Royal Rumble topic... - Page 2

**Mr. Nerfect** · 01-28-2007, 11:03 PM

I'm honestly about to give up on wrestling. That's right, the dork who sits at his computer and lovingly and affectionately sees the bright side of everyone from Val Venis to The Miz to Doug Basham, often to ridicule. The dork who has followed wrestling almost religiously since 2001, when the Royal Rumble Match made me a permanent fan, and got me hooked.

Isn't it odd that the Royal Rumble is the same reason I'm about to quit?

The same shit has been bothering me for a long time. The WWE tries to put over everything they do as epic. Granted, they can't exactly say "Well I guess this uber-predictable showdown between two washed up acts of the 90's isn't too bad", but it honestly makes me sick that they are trying to brainwash me so obviously. I know most wrestling fans are idiots, and I am not. I cannot watch, and I certainly cannot enjoy this product.

And before anyone tells me I don't have to watch, no one is forcing me, and I should stop, that's exactly what I've been doing. I've stopped watching RAW, I've stopped watching ECW, and I have even been skipping through SmackDown! when there is no Paul London or Brian Kendrick to keep me entertained. Good job, WWE, you've killed one your most loyal fans.

I love the way that the WWE tries to appeal to the teenage girls and kids who think John Cena is the shit, but in two years time, they aren't even going to give a shit if he lives or dies.

The Undertaker is a huge bitch. "Ooo, I watch MMA, I can put my hands up like them, I'm legitimately tough". Suck a dick you washed-up nothing. It pissed me off to see The Sandman treated like such shit in the Royal Rumble. I knew he would, and I'm not even a big fan of the guy, but it doesn't change the fact that The Undertaker is more bitchy than a 14 year old girl on her rags.

I'm not ordering WrestleMania. I have no interest in ANY of the tentative matches they've got lined up. Shawn Michaels vs. King Booker could be good, and if Edge wins the WWE Championship, I may be inclined to maybe flick the channel back over to RAW again. He won't, though. The WWE will fuck up his streak just to further put over John Cena as the badass they think he is. HINT TO WWE: he looks a retarded prepubescent teen asked to act like King Kong.

I'm sick and tired of the WWE. I'm sick and tired of their attempts at humour, and I am sick and tired of them trying to push everything as "bigger" than the thing before it. Newsflash, it's not. If Stone Cold Steve Austin had returned, given Taker a Stunner, the place would have exploded. Hell, if Shawn Michaels had won, and Austin given him a Stunner, it would still be all Austin. The WWE is in a down period, and instead of trying to keep the quality up until they have a boom, they pretend they're the hottest thing since Pepsi. Fucking turds.

The most ironic thing about it is that when the WWE has something potentially huge on their hands (Matt Hardy, CM Punk, etc.), they drop the ball, because The Undertaker, Hardcore Holly and Finlay are huge bitches. Bitter, nothing-to-the-average-Joe, bitches.

My final thought in this massive bitch-fest rant of mine is this: the WWE is pretty much eating itself and saying it tastes good.

01-28-2007, 11:03 PM	#1
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,516	Can't be fucked going into the Royal Rumble topic... I'm honestly about to give up on wrestling. That's right, the dork who sits at his computer and lovingly and affectionately sees the bright side of everyone from Val Venis to The Miz to Doug Basham, often to ridicule. The dork who has followed wrestling almost religiously since 2001, when the Royal Rumble Match made me a permanent fan, and got me hooked. Isn't it odd that the Royal Rumble is the same reason I'm about to quit? The same shit has been bothering me for a long time. The WWE tries to put over everything they do as epic. Granted, they can't exactly say "Well I guess this uber-predictable showdown between two washed up acts of the 90's isn't too bad", but it honestly makes me sick that they are trying to brainwash me so obviously. I know most wrestling fans are idiots, and I am not. I cannot watch, and I certainly cannot enjoy this product. And before anyone tells me I don't have to watch, no one is forcing me, and I should stop, that's exactly what I've been doing. I've stopped watching RAW, I've stopped watching ECW, and I have even been skipping through SmackDown! when there is no Paul London or Brian Kendrick to keep me entertained. Good job, WWE, you've killed one your most loyal fans. I love the way that the WWE tries to appeal to the teenage girls and kids who think John Cena is the shit, but in two years time, they aren't even going to give a shit if he lives or dies. The Undertaker is a huge bitch. "Ooo, I watch MMA, I can put my hands up like them, I'm legitimately tough". Suck a dick you washed-up nothing. It pissed me off to see The Sandman treated like such shit in the Royal Rumble. I knew he would, and I'm not even a big fan of the guy, but it doesn't change the fact that The Undertaker is more bitchy than a 14 year old girl on her rags. I'm not ordering WrestleMania. I have no interest in ANY of the tentative matches they've got lined up. Shawn Michaels vs. King Booker could be good, and if Edge wins the WWE Championship, I may be inclined to maybe flick the channel back over to RAW again. He won't, though. The WWE will fuck up his streak just to further put over John Cena as the badass they think he is. HINT TO WWE: he looks a retarded prepubescent teen asked to act like King Kong. I'm sick and tired of the WWE. I'm sick and tired of their attempts at humour, and I am sick and tired of them trying to push everything as "bigger" than the thing before it. Newsflash, it's not. If Stone Cold Steve Austin had returned, given Taker a Stunner, the place would have exploded. Hell, if Shawn Michaels had won, and Austin given him a Stunner, it would still be all Austin. The WWE is in a down period, and instead of trying to keep the quality up until they have a boom, they pretend they're the hottest thing since Pepsi. Fucking turds. The most ironic thing about it is that when the WWE has something potentially huge on their hands (Matt Hardy, CM Punk, etc.), they drop the ball, because The Undertaker, Hardcore Holly and Finlay are huge bitches. Bitter, nothing-to-the-average-Joe, bitches. My final thought in this massive bitch-fest rant of mine is this: the WWE is pretty much eating itself and saying it tastes good.