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lol, the most unbelieveable of moves is the ones like powerbombs etc. I mean, Batista has time to ram a guy between his legs. look around at the crowd, do his thumbs down thing and then still take time to grip the guy and lift him. It's like. ffs. hello?? some even sit on his head for a bit before he slams them. For this, I am completely ok with the Canadian Destroyer.
BTW, what did they call it in WWE when Murdoch attempted it? |
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VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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LAMEST ENDING : CENA WINNING EVERY FUCKING MATCH
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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I've never been a big fan of the code red either, but it's better, and somewhat more realistic than the canadian destroyer.
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Mr. Slack A Lack Jack!
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The FU is lame.
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"Ask him!"
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The "STFU." He just looks so lame doing it. Maybe its his overbearing, wide mouthed facial expressions that get me.
Christian's "Unprettier" is also a move that's bugged me forever. I don't care who you are, you can't grab a guy's arms like that, behind his back, and get him to spin around into a face-first slam unless he's going along with it. It just doesn't look good. Makes you wonder why not just give the opponent a DDT or a facebuster? Seems easier. The whole twisting thing just seems overblown. Also, the Tongan Deathgrip was always lame to me. But so was Meng in general. |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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I wondered the same thing about the Tongan Death Grip until I, in a moment of stupidity, applied it to myself.
My throat hurt for like two days afterwards. I'm sure I'll get some neg rep for it, but the Ass Punch is the worst Finisher ever. |
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Killed fitty men!
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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The mandible claw with Mr. Socko. I love Foley and all, but the only thing that move ever did was make me laugh. And not because it was funny, but because people actually jobbed to it. Don't get me wrong, I know that shit hurts if you actually put pressure into the mandible, but if he put his hand in my mouth, ESPECIALLY with a sock, I would just bite him.
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Another one I thought of is The Spanish Fly. It looks awesome and extremely painful, but like the Canadian Destroyer, there is no way in hell you are pulling that one off without extreme assistance from the victim, which just ruins it for me.
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So fucking sexy.
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That's Not My Name
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You may have gotten neg rep, if not for that funny anecdote about you hurting yourself with the TDG!!!!!
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Tongan Death Grip is better than Umaga's..whatever the hell it's supposed to be. Always looks like a bad clothesline.
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I remember me and my friend would do the Tongan Death grip on each other but all it did was just tickle us.
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Now that you mention it, the same thing can be said for the C4/ Flipping rock bottom.
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Hate the destroyer.
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Actually I believe what Pepsi Man said to be correct. And it actualy hurts quite a bit if done correctly! |
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I hate the Playmaker.
It's seems really underwhelming as a finisher.
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Any finisher where the other guy needs to be either on the ropes or on the turnbuckle I tend to hate because they require too much set up...I'm looking at you Kevin Thorn...
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Why did the ref fall over? Amateur idiots.
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Wow, a minute and a half video of the same clip with different filters. If anything it'd make me more sick of the move.
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Warrior's little bodysplash never amused me..but I guess after being dropped from an overhead press,it can be effective.
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Slingshot suplex always looked lame... there was never enough rebound off the ropes to make it worthwhile bothering to use them.
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I Believe that, if applied correctly, it also paralyzes the victim. |
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I wouldn't be surprised if it did paralyze the victim, considering the plethora of nerves that are presumably located in that general area.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Two more to add to the list.
Crush's Cranium Crunch (He pretty much tried to squeeze your head from the sides.) Sgt. Slaughter's Atomic Noogie (like the Noogie my dad used to give me, only Atomic.) |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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It's good for a Mortal Kombat Fatality. As a Finish to a wrestling match, not so much. |
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The mandible claw IS a nerve hold. It's supposed to be paralyzing, at least in kayfabe terms anyway, and eventually leads to black-out.
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So fucking sexy.
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First of all, lmao @ Jonh C. MicGinley.
Secondly, if anyone here can tell me that: A) You have time to squeeze someone's tongue meat before they do something about it, or 2) You would NOT have trouble maintaining your gag reflex with a man's fingers being shoved in your throat, Then you are lying to save your argument. |
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Not a single person has said anything about squeezing someones tongue meat. The mandible claw is done by curving your fingers downward immidiately behind the lower teeth and into the bottom jaw and sub-mandibular glands and nerve networks. Secondly, your gag reflex is triggered by your uvula, the thing way back in your throat, and therefor the mandible claw can not possibly trigger the gag reflex because the figners are under the tongue, right behind your teeth. No one is lying to save their argument, everyone is just pointing out that you don't even have an argument because you don't know what the hell you are talking about. |
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Usually the worst looking finishers are the ones where the person on the receiving end has a part of actually executing the move. Stratusfaction for example looks amazingly retarded....why exactly is her opponent lifting her to do the move???
Usually any form of leg submision hold looks pretty dumb as when its being applied its only lately that wrestlers seem to try and shake their legs arond to wriggle out of it, i remember years ago when flair or hart would do their submissions more often than not the guy on the ground just lay there and never attempted to make it hard for the hold to be locked in. Hogans legdrop gets bashed a lot but think about it this way, the move in "real" terms is a 260lb man jumping a few feet into the air and dropping his leg across your throat, its easily a move in real life terms that could kill someone, or do some serious damage to someones neck at the least. |
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