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Old 03-03-2004, 10:13 PM   #41
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Man, it's amazing how many times people used other people's jokes... mainly mine.

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Old 03-03-2004, 10:20 PM   #42
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Like how nearly every caption in the past year or so has been a ripoff of something Lammy did....

...mainly most of mine
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Old 03-03-2004, 11:24 PM   #43
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Austin: We regret to inform you that Sean O'Haire's weekly entertainment show will not be shown tonight due to trouble transporting his cage to the arena.



Austin: Oh Look, he made it.




Vince does "Eanie Meanie Minie Moe" to see who's next in line for the "Push for 60 Days" Coupon






Vince: No wait, not yet Steve.
Steve: You gave me the go ahead sign
Vince: I thought that was Matt coming out of the bathroom, but it wasn't.




Ref: You, Suicide Plancha Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Austin: Does this look like an autograph sesion to you.
Molly: But Steve, I work here.
Austin: Really.




Ref (in zombie voice): Drink the Koolaid
Cade: Hurry Up
Hurricane: S.H.I.T.




Cade knew to be as hidden as possible to make sure Vince never saw him getting a pinfall.




Ring Announcer: Um Jackie, this ain't your segment
Jackie: Oh really.



Would someone please show Goldberg how to properly use the toaster oven



Wrestlers resort to extreme measures now and days to get out of being burried by HHH.



Benoit: So I see you and Hunter have been playing doctor again.
HBK: Very funny Chris.



Chris: Dave reverse this into a Dragon Sleeper.



Dave: Like this Chris.
Chris: 2 more weeks, 2 more weeks, 2 more weeks.



Things went a little too far when Orton tried to inject some Evolution Koolaid in Benoit's eyes.



Dave: OMG look, a Texas Cloverleaf!!!!!!!!!!
HBK: Not quite Dave.



Hunter now poses for snapshots for 5 mintues before delivering pedigrees to his opponents.



Every so often, Hunter had to remind the superstars that the title really can come off him.



Rock: Wait, wasn't I suppossed to be doing Leno tonight.



Rock is such a nice guy, he even invited the homeless to take part in the festivities.


Rock: So I know that's Flair, but who are the other two.
Foley: Oh Boy.
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:06 AM   #44
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:33 AM   #45
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Like how nearly every caption in the past year or so has been a ripoff of something Lammy did....

...mainly most of mine
Actually, mainly EVERYONE. Rhyno's crazy glue, for example, was his and basically has been going on for over a year it seems.
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:36 AM   #46
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I just realized something.

Shouldn't this be "RAW Captions (3/2/04)"?
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:01 AM   #47
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Actually, mainly EVERYONE. Rhyno's crazy glue, for example, was his and basically has been going on for over a year it seems.
Actually, now that I think about it, just about every running gag we've had up till the "Sean O'Haire in the cage" bit can be attributed to Lammy. Let's see, there was:

-Chris Benoit Levitating
-All the Glass Ceiling puns (started from one he did of Kidman)
-Steven Richards being the invisible man
-Teddy's "Shoot this man in the ass" bit
-Rhyno's crazy-glue bit
-Jerry Lynn's invisible jetpack
-D'Lo's invisible hang glider
-Eddie's "point at your knees!"

and I'm sure I missed a few. Except for the whole thing with God sitting in the audience (that one was from me ), just about every mainstay in the captions is based off a year-old Lammy caption. Although I think the "You're a Homo" thing was started way back when, when Gristleizer was the head honcho around here (and when 91 was still around... )

We're so original.
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Old 03-04-2004, 04:51 AM   #48
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It's our subtle way of saying...

LAMMY COME BACK!!!
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:12 AM   #49
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I just realized something.

Shouldn't this be "RAW Captions (3/2/04)"?
D'OH! Thanks Loopy. Fixed it.
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:18 AM   #50
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Old 03-04-2004, 09:43 AM   #51
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Actually, now that I think about it, just about every running gag we've had up till the "Sean O'Haire in the cage" bit can be attributed to Lammy. Let's see, there was:

-Chris Benoit Levitating
-All the Glass Ceiling puns (started from one he did of Kidman)
-Steven Richards being the invisible man
-Teddy's "Shoot this man in the ass" bit
-Rhyno's crazy-glue bit
-Jerry Lynn's invisible jetpack
-D'Lo's invisible hang glider
-Eddie's "point at your knees!"

and I'm sure I missed a few. Except for the whole thing with God sitting in the audience (that one was from me ), just about every mainstay in the captions is based off a year-old Lammy caption. Although I think the "You're a Homo" thing was started way back when, when Gristleizer was the head honcho around here (and when 91 was still around... )

We're so original.

No wonder I never understood any of those captions. And I still don't.
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Old 03-04-2004, 12:08 PM   #52
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There are recent running gags, though:

*The invisible crucifix
*Sean O'Haire's cage
*The mystery assassin
*Um...okay, I can't think of any more, but I'm sure more exist!
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:38 PM   #53
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That still means half of the running gags come from one man.
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:56 PM   #54
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how do you do these?
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:00 PM   #55
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how do you do these?
(Note, any instance of [s and ]s for the rest of this post, turn them the opposite way)

You find the URL for the pictures on WWE.com, then you set up like this:
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]IMG[URL of picture]/IMG[

Write your caption below it
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Hope that helps, Showstopper.
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:05 PM   #56
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I think Cork started the grappling hook one. Or am I wrong here?
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:22 PM   #57
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Nope. I'm almost positive that was another Lammy.
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Steve: Were you Gorgeous George, weren’t you?
Molly: Don’t pigeon hone me. Yes, I was Gorgeous George, yes, I was part of the RTC, yes I “got a push” from Vince McMachon.
Steve: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh yeah!
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Nope. I'm almost positive that was another Lammy.
That is true.
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WWE's version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was only met by blank stares


Shawn: Hey Chris, ever had that dream where you're back in school and you're naked?
Chris: *looks down* Uhh...Shawn?
Both: AHHHH!

I hope this one isn't offensive

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Tired of the senseless T and A angles being shown on TV, the WWE set started to self-destruct
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Vince delivers the dreaded finger poke of doom to Steven Richards
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