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He may have just kicked him in the stomache
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::Since when is it illegal to get hit by a car?
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Worst Possible Thing:
Triple H's Sledgehammer hitting you anywhere and you don't die or have to retire. |
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A man is so mad at the events of WRESTLING he invades another man's house, the 2nd man who is wating inside for the first man, FIRES SHOTS AT HIM, and no one is prosecuted, or even persued. In fact, no one knows for a week weather or not someone got shot. HMMMMM
When a heel is beating up someone, and has their backs turned, and a baby face comes in...yet no matter how loud the crowd cheers and screams, he can't notice someone coming in behind him. The chair shots. You mean to tell me that everybody in the arena can hear the chair hit somebody but the ref (who has his back turned) a few feet away can't hear it. A man who's suffering from a chronic back injury gets his back worked on throughout the whole match, taking numerous back breakers and other moves focused on the back. after being down for a long time, he suddenly "nips-up", heads to the top rope, then delivers a flying elbow. there is no look of pain in his face, as he tunes up the band and hits the opponent with a superkick, picking up the victory. I say this is bullsh*t. |
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Buried alive matches are bullshit too
kane and vince "killed" the undertaker but never got arrested |
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#47 |
That's how I roll!!!
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Telling off or Punching out the boss and not getting fired
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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The fact that every single person falls for Austin's "I'm pissed at you, but hell, let's have a beer."
Vince cowering inside his limo with Austin's ATV parked on top, when if he'd been smart and had the driver just floor it... |
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Being beat by Scottys Worm..
Most Clothesline don't beat you unless of course it is Bradshaws clothesline "FROM HELL". |
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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The Hulk Up. No one can get up after being hit by two "lead pipe" shots, a leg drop from a ladder onto a table, and another leg drop.
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How about an Inferno match... Didnt Kane come back within the next week or so without bandages?
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In over the top matches like battle royals or Royal Rumbles, at least one announcer HAS to favor the biggest guy in the match, yet the biggest in one of those matches hasn't won since the early 90s, why have the announcers not yet figured out that being big doesn't = victory?
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Because Vince has a big man fetish?
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2: hmmm..the pedigree doesn't look like it hurts bad enough to get a pin fall, ok when you fall over you try to automatically put your arms down to break your fall, now if someones got you underhooked by the arms then whats stopping you (in the case of a padigree) but your face (or maybe a when the rock or kane takes a pedigree then put a knee down) also the pedigree (enough the im totalling in agreement with the whole HHH-era thing) is one of the worst looking finishing moves in the business 3: When taking a figure four the pain, if applied directly and with the intension of hurting f>ucking hurts, the pain from your knee is seriously bad (if applied properly) the muscles that are on the inside of your knee and the back of your knee is where the pain comes ![]() |
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Booker T scissors kick: Test sold this pretty well last week. He bent down, and while Book was running to the ropes he fell down to one knee then began to get up. It gave Booker plenty of time to come back. Some guys just bend over and it looks horrible.
How about the setups? Why is it that when somebody wrestles Rikishi they just happen to land in the turn buckle ready for a stink face. THe same guy then wrestles Rey Mysterio and never ends up in that same position, but conveniently drapes his arms over the second rope ready for a 619. And let's not forget the Undertaker. God...the guy sends Kane a message, and I'm not even going to get into the mysterious smoke and "rain" or even the "lightning" What about his mysterious message: In x days the dead will rise. THe only thing I was thinking durring all of this was "Man, 'taker's a damn good graphic artist. His mysterious message looks like it was designed by a professional." If I was rising from the dead to take revenge on my evil brother, I wouldn't worry about how good it looks, I'd just try to get the message across. Maybe I'd get a little artsy and use Ariel font instead of Times New Roman, but I guess 'taker's just a little more artistic than me. Maybe that's why he's got those tatoos. Hmm....One of them was the name of his wife. Funny how being dead and all she didn't mourn or anything. Matter of fact, the cops were glad to arrest Kane for beating up Shane, but they just kind of shrugged off a murder...a murder from someone who had a suspicious involvement in the death of a Miss Katie Vick a while back. THat's odd... |
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Scott hall seeing stone cold with a "shotgun" in his hand and just turns around.
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2. The Pedigree does tend to smash you in the face...Or, at least it would if it was a real move and not staged. Of course, in the real world, most people would never be able to land the pedigree against an oppononent above the age of 5, unless they're fighting a quadraplegic. 3. Submission moves are generally watered down. Most of them really hurt. |
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While we're at it, why does Brock pick a guy up before putting him in the F-5? Totally unrealistic.
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Ok. I submit. I'm an idiot newbie. Honestly I don't watch SD much so I picked bad examples.
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In old Crash Holly matches when they were just ramdomly filming him going home or at the local carnival then all of a sudden....WHAT?? He's being attacked!!!
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Most people will be actively trying to get into a position where they can use their best moves...Which in the dramatic testosterone soap opera of wrestling is your signature moveset. It doesn't matter which show you're on...It doesn't matter ow real or unreal your finishers are. It's the same for the 619 and People's Elbow as it is for Sweet Chin Music and the Walls of Jericho (You know, back before they neutered the move). You're talking like we are expected to believe it's coincidence. If we were, it's unreasonable. We're not, though--We're expected to believe that two trained men will each vye for positions in which they can best execute their best moves. |
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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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