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Old 03-11-2004, 03:44 PM   #41
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Old 03-11-2004, 04:28 PM   #42
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Alright, joke is getting old so I'm going to get mine in while I still can without being flamed for it.

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Triple H has been reported to have had a conversation with Satan at his hotel in a conference. Apparently, Satan offered Triple H dictatorship of the world when Satan's son George W Bush had finally secured the ground. Triple H's negotiations were said to have went well, until Satan said, "I think you'll love your new *job*," and Hunter ripped up the contract and booked out the door, screaming, "NICE TRY CHRIS!"
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Old 03-11-2004, 04:31 PM   #43
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Old 03-11-2004, 06:58 PM   #44
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LMAO! This could have been archive worthy if Savior hadn't ruined it.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:07 PM   #45
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan has finallly retired from the wrestling biz to team up with the creaters of Hungry Hungry Hippos, to make the exciting new game...Hungry Hungry Hulk. Instead of hippos, the game will consist of 4 Hogan heads (70's Heel Hogan, 80's Hogan, 90's Face Hogan, and late 90's/early 00 Hollywood Hogan) and instead of marbles, the 4 Hogan heads will try to eat World Title's, PPV Main Events, and Steroids.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:20 PM   #46
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Coming from someone who PMed me 'proof' that Eminem is wrestle_god.

And, this is not wrestling related, could you and Splaya keep your opinions off the Wrestling boards.
LOL jesus that boy is overly obsessed with me...is there anyone that he hasnt pmed about me???
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:21 PM   #47
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:26 PM   #48
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Sean O'Haire Quits WWE to Pursue a Career in the Circus

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We have just been informed that Sean O"Haire has officially quit the WWE to pursue a career as a professional circus animal cage cleaner. Sean told management this morning that his appearence at Velocity this Saturday will be his last appearence in a WWE ring. Sean was quite emotional during this meeting as he thanked everyone for not giving him an opportunity and said jobbing will always have a place in his heart. Sean had been planning on a career after jobbing for quite some time now and since he loves to clean cages and is quite good at it, he wants to see if he has what it takes to turn pro. WWE Management thanked Sean O'Haire for everything he has given them throughout the years and wishes him best of luck in his future endeavors.

With all specualtion of Sean O'Haire leaving after Wrestlemania, one thinks it will be a given that no one will really be affected.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:31 PM   #49
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:36 PM   #50
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Sean O'Haire has reportedly given Vince McMahon his 2 weeks notice that he will soon leave the WWE because of many multi-million dollar job offers that have been sent to him. CNN, MSNBC, and CSPAN have both offered him million dollar contracts, as they, "Tell them something they didn't already know." Fox News has also offered him a contract, albeit for different reasons. They say, and I quote, "He has no sources and facts to back up what he says, and he only offers one side of the story. He'll fit right in."
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:37 PM   #51
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My bad, didn't see that Sean O'Haire already got done.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:50 PM   #52
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My bad, didn't see that Sean O'Haire already got done.
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It took me forever to think of someone good to use in this thread, O'Haire is pretty good for shit like this so I can't blame you.
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:07 PM   #53
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:09 PM   #54
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:32 PM   #55
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In the most shocking abandonment yet, WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon has announced that he is leaving WWE for good.
"I just realized that I've allowed a big-nosed, roided up goon to steal my daughter and ruin my company. I cannot even beg forgiveness for what I have done to my fans, but I will do the honorable thing."
Persuant to this statement, McMahon will officially declare WWE a nonentity, destroy all the title belts, and commit ritual suicide on live PPV television this Sunday immediately following WM20.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:37 PM   #56
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I heard he was gonna give them all to HHH
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:02 AM   #57
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Old 03-12-2004, 02:16 AM   #58
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We have just been informed that Bubba Ray and D-Von, wrestling's famous Dudley Boys, have officially tendered their resignations to WWE. Their appearance at WM20 will be their last, according to their brother Spike. Official sources have confirmed that the Dudleyz plan to persue careers as professional furniture craftsman.
"We've been destroying tables for so many years," stated Bubba Ray, "and we now feel it's time to give something back to the furniture community."

Addittionally, we can exclusively reveal that Rob Van Dam, notoriously dissatisfied with his treatment by WWE management, will also be leaving the company immediately following WM20. His future plans are unknown, but word from his travel agent confirms that he has purchased plane tickets and passports to Jamaica, Colombia, Cuba, and Holland.

As-yet-unconfirmed reports have been stating that Chris Jericho plans on leaving both WWE and his band Fozzy, and after a quick marriage to Trish Stratus in Las Vegas, will be using his status as "King of the World" to attempt to negotiate peace in the Middle East.

At least one source is claiming that Mark Henry, Rikishi, and the Big Show have all quit WWE to become professional eaters. Several other sources claim that they did this years ago.
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Old 03-12-2004, 02:26 AM   #59
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In a followup to a previous story, Vince McMahon later yelled out "FOOLED YA!" and announced that Triple H was now undesputed champion of every belt in the world. He also announced the WWE's purchase of NWA-TNA and was quick to promote the transformation of the X-Division into the new Cage Cleaning League.
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Old 03-12-2004, 02:51 AM   #60
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:48 AM   #61
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In yet more WWE retirements, RAW commentator and former pro wrestler, Jerry "The King" Lawler has quit his duties on Raw after being offered his own chain of "Puppy" shops called "The King's Puppies." Lawler stated that he is thankful for all of the years he has had in the WWE and wishes he can work with them again sometime down the road, but this has always been a dream of his that he couldn't pass up.

*UPDATE* Jerry Lawler has reportedly asked for his job back on Raw after he found out that the puppy shop wasn't what he had originally thought.
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:57 AM   #62
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I heard Triple HHH is leaving...but then i woke up and it was all a dream.
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Old 03-12-2004, 10:44 PM   #63
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Christian to leave WWE

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In some shocking news, Christian has announced that he will be leaving the WWE soon. He has stated that he has found a new religion, Judaism. He feels that with the rough WWE scehdules, he will not have enough time to fully appreciate the religion.

It is rumored that to cover up for it, Christian's last match in the WWE will be against Goldberg in a "Loser Converts" match. After his loss, it is expected that Christian will be circumcised in the middle of the ring.

Rumors are also flying around that the WWE have plans sometime down the road for Christian to return, only with a more Jewish name, and it is speculated that he would be teamed with Goldberg as "The Dynamic Juo".
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