TPWW Forums  

Go Back   TPWW Forums > w r e s t l i n g > wrestling forum
Reload this Page Classic announcer lines that made moments...
Register Members List

Reply
Page 2 of 2 1 2
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-02-2008, 08:06 PM   #1
Mr. Nerfect
 
Posts: 61,520
Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
The WWE needs to put its commentators on a moral scale. Kind of like political leanings. You have your far left-wing, but you also have your Democrats that lean a little more towards the right. There are extremely conservative Republicans, but you also have your left-leaning more tolerable ones (sorry).

Commentary should be the same. Jim Ross should be as face as a commentator can get. To the point where he is so nice, he is even good to the heels, and admits their strength. Joey Styles seems like a far face character, in my opinion, too. More analytical and less emotional than JR, though. Michael Cole and Todd Grisham are your smarmy, arrogant play-by-play guys.

Cole does not play the good guy sympathizer well. His bias is too strong, and it's awkward. He should be more of a little shit who kisses his boss' ass. He should stop acting like he's marking out as much as he does, and take a more calm, journalistic approach to his commentary. He can talk about The Undertaker's success at WrestleMania in journalistic awe, and statistically quote Batista as one of the greatest World Heavyweight Champions of all-time.

Todd Grisham is a little shit, and is actually entertaining while he's doing it. Grish is actually a funny guy, and would be great as a heel colour commentator, who just sits on the commentary team because he's hosted Soccer broadcasts before. Grish as the arrogant golden child commentator would be pretty fucking good, in my opinion. Josh Mathews should be the work horse of the team, with Grisham making things easier with his humor.

Lawler should be an asshole, Tazz should be more based on how good someone is in the ring than their storyline positioning, and Jonathan Coachman should not get along with Cole, and talk about how he's a better play-by-play guy than Cole, and he never even calls a move. Of course, Coach should also go back to being an on-screen character, and Bill DeMott should be rehired for commentary.
Mr. Nerfect is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2008, 11:28 PM   #2
The Show Off
Total Non-Stop Apologist
 
The Show Off's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,430
The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)The Show Off is good (20,000+)
"As God as my wintness he has been broken in half." -Jim Ross (after Mankind was thrown off the cage)

"Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes" -Bobby Heenan (after Ric Flair won the Royal Rumble)
The Show Off is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2008, 11:50 PM   #3
Innovator
Inno Knows.
 
Innovator's Avatar
 
Posts: 43,710
Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Innovator makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Jimmy Bower: falls count anywhere in the building. You can pin your opponent on any flat surface.

CM Punk: So that means these guys can pin each other on the chest of Allison Danger?
Innovator is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 12:14 AM   #4
Mr. Nerfect
 
Posts: 61,520
Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
CM Punk is a deceptively funny man. With the SmackDown!/ECW talent exchange in place, Punk should take over from Jonathan Coachman as colour commentator, except for when he needs to wrestle.

He should also scout matches more often, and even take nights off to do commentary for the evening on ECW.

Fuck, let the man do Heat when Josh Mathews is busy doing whatever it is he does for the company when they don't use him.
Mr. Nerfect is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 12:14 AM   #5
Mr. Nerfect
 
Posts: 61,520
Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Mr. Nerfect makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Paul Heyman pretty much made Rhyno in the WWE with his commentary. "GORE! GORE! GORE!"

Fuck, Rhyno was great in 2001.
Mr. Nerfect is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 01:44 AM   #6
Linkbowler
Killed fitty men!
 
Linkbowler's Avatar
 
Posts: 987
Linkbowler is "reptacular" (2,500+)Linkbowler is "reptacular" (2,500+)Linkbowler is "reptacular" (2,500+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noid View Post
Paul Heyman pretty much made Rhyno in the WWE with his commentary. "GORE! GORE! GORE!"

Fuck, Rhyno was great in 2001.
Heyman's best line for me was the night of ECW joining the Invasion.

"Feel this moment. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, JR, FEEL THIS MOMENT!"
Linkbowler is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 12:38 AM   #7
Lock Jaw
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
 
Lock Jaw's Avatar
 
Posts: 88,619
Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Lock Jaw makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Yeah, I loved Heyman's "GORE! GORE! GORE!"

Now you have Don West doing it. "He just hit him with the Gore, Gore, GOOORE!" Terrible. And Rhino signing off his promos with it is terrible too.
Lock Jaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 01:27 AM   #8
GD
 
Posts: 58,598
GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)GD makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Wrestlemania 21

Lawyler: no fight it michaels, don't listen to these fans.
GD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 02:14 AM   #9
St. Jimmy
Last of a Dying Forum
 
St. Jimmy's Avatar
 
Posts: 16,215
St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)St. Jimmy got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
2002 Royal Rumble. Austin cleans out the ring, timer is counting down, Austin is smiling in the ring - Triple H's music hits.

JR: "Oh. My. God..."
St. Jimmy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 01:16 PM   #10
Disturbed316
 
Disturbed316's Avatar
 
Posts: 22,695
Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! IT KILLED HIM! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

King: Oh god dont throw him off the other side and...OHHHHH! Thats it, he's dead
JR: GOOD GOD, GOOD GOD! WILL SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH....ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!
Disturbed316 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-03-2008, 06:12 PM   #11
NeanderCarl
That's Not My Name
 
NeanderCarl's Avatar
 
Posts: 9,086
NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)NeanderCarl puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)
Heenan (When Piper came to Flair's rescue): Thank you, Piper! It's a kilt! I never thought I'd hear myself say this! It's not a skirt, it's a kilt.

Moments later when Piper turns on Flair

Heenan: You no-good low-life... it's a skirt!
NeanderCarl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2008, 10:52 PM   #12
Vastardikai
Taller than Adam Cole
 
Vastardikai's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,876
Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Vastardikai makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Heenan: Shawn Micheals is making guacamole out of El Matador!
Monsoon: HE IS NOT!
Heenan: Look at his tights, they're green!
Vastardikai is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-06-2008, 12:43 PM   #13
PorkSoda
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
 
PorkSoda's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,826
PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)PorkSoda puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)
I always enjoyd JR's commentary during the Taker/Flair match at Wrestlemania 18.

JR: Perhaps the most baddest man in the land....Ol Booger Red....
King: Can I ask you, what the hell is a Booger Red?
JR: I'll tell you tommorow.
PorkSoda is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-06-2008, 04:13 PM   #14
Volare
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
 
Volare's Avatar
 
Posts: 13,913
Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Volare makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Talk about Heenan...I remember when he would ALWAYS get on the Hart family...

For Example
Volare is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-06-2008, 04:43 PM   #15
Stickman
Stickman
 
Stickman's Avatar
 
Posts: 15,119
Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Stickman has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)
STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER
Stickman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2008, 03:41 PM   #16
The Mackem
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
 
The Mackem's Avatar
 
Posts: 38,940
The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
Big fan of Ventura

'I know Hogan and Hogan will stoop to any level if it means Hogan comes out on top'
The Mackem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2008, 03:41 PM   #17
The Mackem
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
 
The Mackem's Avatar
 
Posts: 38,940
The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
'He'd clothesline Elizabeth if it meant winning.'
The Mackem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2008, 03:45 PM   #18
The Mackem
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
 
The Mackem's Avatar
 
Posts: 38,940
The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
Ventura: 'Now that's illegal! Hogan was eliminated'

Monsoon: 'So what!'

Ventura: 'So What? If they'd done that to Hogan, Monsoon, you'd have been totally irate'
The Mackem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2008, 03:46 PM   #19
The Mackem
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
 
The Mackem's Avatar
 
Posts: 38,940
The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)The Mackem got the bus to Rep Town and repped it up real bad at the rep shop (100,000+)
yeah Rumble 1989 rocked
The Mackem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2008, 04:55 PM   #20
Good Ol JG
Paragraphs killed Jesus.
 
Good Ol JG's Avatar
 
Posts: 203
Good Ol JG has more than 1,000 rep points (1,000+)Good Ol JG has more than 1,000 rep points (1,000+)
It's not really classic, but during the whole "Finger Poke of Doom" and the 45 minute beating the nWo put on Goldberg afterwards, I'll never forget Tony Shiavone saying "What the fuck is going on here?!" That still cracks me up.
Good Ol JG is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 2 1 2

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:52 PM.

Forums Home - TPWW - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin®