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Spammy Certified
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poor doggie
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I'd probablly kill myself too in his place.
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So fucking sexy.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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...IN HD!!!!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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LO f'n L
at the above two posts |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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I just think it's funny that Matt Hardy could do nothing but watch the house burn.
"Oh damn! Jeff's house is on fire! I... ah well, nothing I can do. [waits, starts to whistle, folds hands behind back, rocks on heels, looks around casually, nods to himself randomly]" |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Matt can only slap a tornado and dry up a sea, but he can't stop fires.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Quote:
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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...IN HD!!!!
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Homeless Jeff
He comes to the ring in a cardboard box and smashes his opponents in the head with his jar of piss. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Quote:
Matt: Oh hi man. Look I just got here, and I really couldn't- Jeff: Are those marshmallows, dude? Matt: Huh? Oh these, yeah, I was just... Jeff: You gonna share or what man?! |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Quote:
Lawler: JR did Jeff just hit the Rock Bottom on Jericho? JR: Looks that way King. I guess he really has lost his mind. Lawler: Well if he's going to do that I'm going to go up there and Gorlla Press Santino. JR: Bah Gawd King, you're a senior citizen for the love of BBQ sauce! |
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So fucking sexy.
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I guess his house got busted for it's third strike drug violation. I mean, Jeff only got suspended...but his house got fired.
GET IT?! |
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King of Love and Piss
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sucks that Jeff's 200 dollar house burned down.
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
And no...I had nothing to do with it |
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...never know I'm there..
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Jeff; while at home sulking about his suspension, decided he needed to cheer up and popped in "Revenge of the Nerds". Not too long into the movie, he decided to recreate the scene with his girlfriend playing the role of the Alpha Betas having her chant "Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!"
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Get a poke on
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What goods a house do you when you work for the WWE anyways? They're only at it like 20 days a year, and most of the time it's to let out the dogs and kill the family
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...IN HD!!!!
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If I had any decent video editing software, I would so totally recreate this scene ala that one Benoit video on YouTube.
*video starts of Beth and the dog* Beth: Here...boy!...Time...to eat...your food! Dog: ...... Beth: Come...and eat! Dog: ..... Beth: God dammit...you! Dog: SHUT UP...BITCH! Beth: *shocked expression*...Dogs aren't...supposed...to...talk! Dog: *thinks* Dammit...the bitch...wasn't supposed...to...know. *dog bites Beth's face* *dog drags Beth out back* Dog: ...Aw dammit...I royally...fucked...up. They are defiantly...going to put...me to sleep...now. Well...they aren't...taking me...alive. *That Enya music plays as the dog goes through the house pouring gasoline on everything with his mouth* *Dog drops match and house catches on fire* *Matt Hardy walks up to Jeff's house* Matt: Oh no...my baby...brother's...trailer is on...fire. This is a...pickle. What...should I...do? *Matt stands there* *Matt yells and drops his second rope leg drop on the trailer thus engulfing it in flames further* *Matt's music begins to plays* Matt: VVVVVVVVVV11111111-UAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! |
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One Of A Kind
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So fucking sexy.
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Fuckin' crickets.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I got two words for ya!
GECKO FOOD! |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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One and only
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What makes it worse is that he had no home owners insureance.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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lol some funny posts in this thread, but for some reason the above post is the one that made me lol the most.
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So fucking sexy.
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