WMXX (new) Captions

[Corkscrewed]

LOL! Nice stuff RB!

[Rock Bottom]

Thanks! LoL at most of the captions, and rofl at El Santo's "Does that say... Foley: Rock, I'm getting pinned!" one. They messed that caption all to shit. =(

[Rock Bottom]

dfjberjkefukhi ROFL at Corky's "eww, there's a bit of Hunter's skin on here" one.

[Champion of Europa]

Undertaker: Kane, I saw Katie Vick in the afterlife. She said to fish out your condom next time.

Kane: Curses!

[Evil Vito]

All throughout WrestleMania XX, the WWE unveiled their newest stable. The most lethal stable this side of the nWo:











That’s right……say hello to:

THE BODY ODOR BRIGADE!!!!!

[Nowhere Man]

Originally Posted by El Santo Molly: "Why do I have this sudden urge to star in Alien 3?"

You have no idea how hard I laughed at that (A-3 is, like, one of my all-time favorite movies)

Anyways, Santo, you were absolutely brilliant this time. You're gonna be a damn tough act to follow, but I'll try.

[Savio]

Ompa lompa dompa-de-do....

For the second year in a row brock botched the shooting star press.

[Lamuella]

As if one person of abnormal height in the match wasn't enough, WWE recruited a levitating midget to act as referee



Cena's glove puppet "Mr Chaino" amused the crowd.



Cena was so intent on winning the match that even the levitating midget didn't alert him to aliens landing in row 12 A



Cena's joy at winning the match turned to horror as WWE officials shot Old Yeller in front of him.



Van Dam, Booker T and the Ref all suddenly became French. (it's a grower, I promise)



CHRISTIAN: New aftershave?
JERICHO: Yep
CHRISTIAN: Dreamy!



as Christian screamed "SAY MY NAME, BITCH!", the camp atmosphere of events were completed by the descending glitterball.



At ringside, the "naked Paul Heyman" gimmick debuted.



Christian's new finisher, the "sloppy seconds" was a big hit!



Jericho had the last laugh when he nailgunned Trish and Christian's hands to their hips.



Christian and Trish were chaught unawares by Jericho's giant yellow clone.



Rock and Foley spotted their friend Raoul in the crowd.



Batista was about to propose when Foley was distracted by some damn fine elevator music!



"SMELL MY HANDS!", Flair screamed, but after seeing what it did to Rock, Batista wasn't falling for THAT!



The Rock prepared for his new finisher, the Teabag



The cover art for "Boys gone wild" was a hit!



Torrie waited patiently for the doctors to remove the Wrestlemania sign from her spine



Stacy unveiled her deadly new finisher, the Queef Of Doom



Torrie countered with the Atomic Wedgie



Stacy asked why her bikini had been made out of an old bath mat.



RAW came live that night from Massachusetts.



"Introducing, from Springfield, at a weight of 445 pounds... COMIC BOOK GUY!"



Halfway through the match, Chavo lost control of his gravity-altering powers, and the whole arena was in danger of being sucked into a quantumn singularity.



It was the fed's first "WE QUIT!" match



It wasn't comfortable, but if there was a better way of clearing navel fluff, Goldberg sure didn't know it.



It wasn't comfortable, but if there was a better way of checking armpit freshness, Goldberg sure didn't know it.



In an emotional moment, Vince McMahon publically apologized for the necrophillia angle.



It wasn't comfortable, but if there was a better way of checking for piles, Charlie Haas sure didn't know it.



Other Samoans copied the Teabag, but lacked The Rock's finesse



It was 11PM, and Scotty and Rikishi didn't have a CLUE where their deodorant was.



The revelation that Donald Trump was the money behind Al-Quaeda rocked the NBC Tuesday night lineup to its very core.



They said it wouldn't work after Isaac Yankem, but Molly pulled off the "Wrestling dentist" gimmick wonderfully.



"GIMME AN M!"



Bret Hart's return introduced a brand new image.



The niche market in "barber porn" grew day to day.



Angle wasn't sure about the transvestite gimmick.



EDDY: And I say that Disraeli was the best prime minister!
ANGLE: Lord Palmerston!



"Well, where did you last HAVE your contact lens?"



"YOU'RE a homo! HE'S a homo! YOU'RE ALL HOMOS!"



It was the biggest tragedy of his life. Eddy Guererro was WWE champion, but he had never learned how to tie his boots.



Kurt tied Eddy's boots for him. He was a true friend.



In understand why Eddy had the title in his right hand, but I haven't got a clue what he's holding in his left

OR

"Who's the homo NOW, esse?"



The meeting of "6 foot burning wieners anonymous" was under way.



Garth Brooks was losing his looks.



Undertaker was posessed by the spirit of a giant mutant hamster.



Despite Kane's protestations of love, Undertaker had to return to his own planet.



The Kane/Taker match was so dull that the Undertaker even took a nap during it.



The shoot for "Men Alone IV: Weapons Of Ass Destruction" was going well



Position #592, The Grecian Pushups.



Gene Simmons looked like hell.



Chris Benoit just needed a hug.



Everyone knew that Hunter had a god complex, but getting the special effects boys to lower a halo over his head was taking it too far.



Chris Benoit knew that the whirlwind wedding to Liza Minelli had been a mistake.



HHH was disqualified from the match for biting Benoit's thumbs off.



The referee showed Chris Benoit photographic evidence of his wife sleeping with Gene Okerlund.



The greatest attraction at the carnival was the Vanilla Mirror. It showed you just what you'd look like if you were Canadian.



To renew his commitment to lying, cheating and stealing, Eddy swiped Benoit's wallet.



It was the tradition in Massachusetts for same sex couples to exchange belts instead of rings.



Angry at losing the belt, HHH drew in a few Clique favours and got the almighty to unmake the universe.

[Nowhere Man]

It's only the first matchup of the card, but all the trademark signs were there. The charismatic up-and-coming young challenger, ready to give his all to win his first gold. The unstoppable monster of a champion, ready to give his opponent the fight of his life. The disturbingly effeminate Neo-Nazi referee goose-stepping and giving a limp-wristed "zieg heil!" No doubt about it, this is Wrestlemania, baby!!!



Cena hated having to chain up his hand like that, but it just wouldn't stop taking a leak on the carpet.



The Big Show wows the audience with a picture-perfect flying Tornado DDT.



Cena celebrates the win with a dead-on McCauly Culkin impersonation.



"Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners.....and STILL WWE Tag Team Village People Champions...."



Christian finally showcased his full abilities as a heel. Jericho didn't even notice the quicksand trap until it was too late.



Christian takes a break from the wrestling match for a moment, to go "opponent surfing" instead.



Neither Jericho nor Trish could handle it when Mae Young entered herself into the Evening Gown match.



Christian could've gotten the easy win here, but the ref was currently too busy savagely brawling with Steven Richards to notice.



Chrisitan is satisfied with leaving Jericho battered and defeated, but Trish charges up her Super-Saiyan powers to go for the kill.



Trish's smile began to fade as the grueling Jericho/Christian "who's got a better 'pissy' face?" contest went into its fourth hour.



Foley couldn't help but be impressed by how tall Richards had gotten.



The Hardcore Legend did his best to ignore that rancid toxic fart Batista just let out.



Evolution looked to have the match all under control, but it was suddenly all over when Flair's knee sprung a leak and his tortured soul escaped.

Soul: I'll never have to work with Orton ever again! I'm FREEEEEEEE!!!!



Oddly enough, Flair's soul had already bought a ticket in advance out in the fifth row.



Batista couldn't help but laugh as he let one rip, but to the dismay of his comrades.



I must say, that is the sexiest Menorah I have ever seen!



Stacy's offense ended in one of the most horrifying moments in Wrestlemania history, as Torrie countered by eating her alive from the foot up.



Ummmm, no comment.



Stacy was just as pissed as everyone else that she had to wear the lingerie made out of old bath towels.

EDIT: Curses! Lammy beat me to it!



Torrie and Sable were so happy with the win, they didn't even notice that half of the audience had been blinked out of existence. Or the huge horn now growing out of Sable's head.



Man, you'd think after all those years of fighting supervillains, the Justice League would've put up a better fight.

And for that matter, just who the hell decided to put Nunzio over Superman?



Chavo Sr. tries to give his son encouragement, but deep down he knew that once Rey had locked on the Tijuana Ass-Chomp of Death, it was all over.



Ever notice the way a parakeet freaks out when you put it in front of a mirror?

This is a thousand times worse.



Lesnar catches some AMAZING hang-time with one of the best flying cross body block I've ever seen.



The Goldberg/Lesnar/Thing Triple Threat match was a classic, only slightly marred by the run-in from Lurch and Cousin It at the end.



I can't beat the Lego one. That was just too damn good.



Charlie was slightly comforted by the thought that, even though he was about to get his head wedged up an enormous man's ass, it still wasn't as bad as jobbing to Orlando Jordan.



Wrestlemania History seemed to repeat itself, as another attemped Dragonrana ended in tragedy.

Meanwhile, the referee had to lay further punishment on Richards for interfering in the match.



'Kish and Scotty were ecstatic to be the WWE's first "Red Rover, Red Rover" Champions.



Donald: Jesse, I gotta ask, what the hell is with the beard?
Jesse: It's a disguise. Hopefully, Vince won't know that I'm here and make me try to put over Randy Orton.



Victoria was a great wrestler, but she was clearly out of her league when put up against Molly "Make You Eat Your Own Fingers" Holly.



The Madison Square Garden crowd wasn't too happy when Molly and Victoria just quit mid-match and started doing Yoga routines instead.



Victoria finally proved her worth, though, coming up with a devastating new submission to finish Molly off. No one could ever withstand the DOUBLE Sockos!!!



Molly couldn't help but admit she was enjoying this. It was always her private fantasy to look like a chemo patient.

[Lamuella]

With a change of image and a more literal approach to his look, the Blue Meanie was back!

[Nowhere Man]

....and, of course, Lammy cuts me off before I can get mine done and steal all my thunder

Ah, well, Act 2 of my captions is still to come!

[Champion of Europa]

James Lipton: Donald.. What.. Is your favorite curse word?

Donald Trump: Fuck you Matt Hardy, I'm on Wrestlemania and you aren't.

James Lipton: Brilliant.

[Nowhere Man]

Y'know, while Victoria's at it, she might as well get rid of that nasty pit-hair Molly's sportin', too.



Eddie & Kurt: CHEESE!!!

Cameraman: God, and I thought I was working with professionals here.



Sure, it wasn't as cool as those overhead belly-to-belly suplezes, but Kurt managed to wear Eddie down into submission with his trademark "Evil Eye."



As the Battle over the WWE Title raged on, the referee delivered a devastatng combo to an already battered Richards.

"For the last time....YOU..*bam!*..ARE..*bam!*..NOT..*bam!*..ON..*bam!*..THE..*bam!*...SHOW!!!"



Eddie Guerrero: World-class athelete? Damn right! Deserving Champion? You bet your ass. Master of tying double-knots? Well, he's still got some ways to go.



Kurt: There! THAT's how you tie a double-knot! Now can we get back to the match?



It was always a custom of Wrestlemania for the WWE Champion to end his match with a one-man version of West Side Story. Eddie is proud to carry on the legacy.



Nobody, least of all Paul Bearer, was all that happy about the surprise airing of the "Best of the Katie Vick Angle" documentary.



The Druids herald the return of their master, the legendary Dead Man, the Lord of Darkness, in the only way that was worthy: a bitchin' marshmallow roast.



'Taker made a mental note to never eat Taco Bell before a match.



Wow, they weren't lying when they said the Dead would Rise Again! They brought back fuckin' Wyatt Earp!



As another year of horrible gimmicks and jobbing to the Undertaker rolled around, Glenn couldn't help but wonder if he was the real-life inspriation for Groundhog Day.



Kane celebrated his dastardly deeds after pulling the chair out from the Undertaker just as he was about to sit down.



I will not do a gay joke, I will not do a gay joke, I will not do a gay joke....



Dammit, NM, stay strong! Fight it! FIIIGHT IT!!!!

The more I think about it, considering how many times Jacobs has had his head in that man's crotch, he could at leat spend enough to get him some flowers or take him out to dinner first.

DAMMIT!!!!



Every once in a great while, a picture comes along that is much funnier without a caption. This.....probably isn't one of them, but I can't think of a good one that hasn't been done.



HHH: Oh, no you don't! I get to be the one who gains respect for putting over Benoit!



Just the thought of HHH retaining at Mania was so horrible that it caused several smarks in the arena to explode in disgust.



Benoit once again proves his status as the Internet's darling by putting on another 4-star classic in his sleep.



Seconds later, Benoit bit deeply into the back of HHH's head and began to devour the Champ's brains.

Dawn of the De-Pushed is bound to be a box-office hit.



Chris was really touched that Hunter thought he was good enough let him take a look at his belt for a little while.



Eddie: So....how's YOUR standing ovation?
Benoit: Not too bad. Yours?
Eddie: Meh. I've had better.



Benoit and Eddie close the show with the traditional Wrestlemania Champions' Slow Dance.



Wow. First Sparky Plugg was getting a Title shot. Now it's Black Tiger and Wild Pegasus. What's next, Terra Ryzin? That guy who tags with Marty Janetty?




To commemorate the moment, Vince throws the cruiserweight division's contracts into a wood chipper for confetti.


******

Wow, those were unbelievably mediocre.

[Nowhere Man]

Okay, I just spent the last hour doing some HEAVY editing on those captions. Hopefully I've punched up some of the lamer ones and, y'know, made them less lame. Anyways, I'm happy with them now.

...which means, of course, that no one's going to read them

These prob. suck, meh it's my first time.



Cena: All Right, all I need to do is pick him up.
Little did Cena know, Show had been in intense training. McDonald's Everyday for a week does wonders for your weight.



Cena: Hey look! That guy's got my T-Shirt on!



Cena: God, why do I always have to carry Shows matches?



Cena was in shock as he realised that not only was the ref feeling his arm, Show was headed towards his crotch.



RVD: Yeah! We rule! Umm. Booker, let's go, I need a hit.



Christian: So I've been working out for this one you see, if you know what I mean..
Y2J: Really! I bet you one dollar Canadian you're lying.



Christian had learnt alot from his short time with Lita.



Jericho couldn't bear to look at the sores on Trish's back, they reminded him too much of chesee...



Trish laughed at Jericho's attempt to chokeslam himself.



Okay, screw captioning... GODDAMN THAT BLONDE HAIRED ASSHOLE! HE GOT TRISH...



Mick's attept at "rocking out" failed miserably.



Mick then tried dancing, again, this failed.



So that's were Molly's hair went!



Muhahahaha! I will sweat on you!!

Okay, that's it. tell me wat u think. please.

[Rock Bottom]

LOL at Lam's "We Quit Match."

[Corkscrewed]

LOL at practically all of Nowhere Man's! This is going to be a long archive. (Psst... any comments on any of mine, so I know if I should put any in? *wink wink*)

I dunno why, but the "Kane swiping the chair" had me bawling.

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by Fryza Paul: Now, one more time, WITH FEELING! Druids: One. Of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra.

Oh, no...

We've created a "Kung Pow" monster!

[loopydate]

Cena had gotten some bad information. He thought those mushrooms on his wristband were supposed to make him double in size. That's the red ones, Johnny. The green ones will come in handy if Show sits on you, though.



Cena's "Missing Link" gimmick caused a riot among the MSG crowd. Goddamn puns...



No one thought Paul Wight had it in him, but damned if he didn't pull off the best-looking crucifix in wrestling.



At home, Zach Gowen threw a fit. They wouldn't let a one-legged wrestler out of jobberdom, but a guy with just a bust and a left arm gets the United States Title?!?



Worst. Men on a Mission. Ever.



Jay "Nose-Spitter-Onner" Reso's new gimmick...wasn't very good.



Christian was not very kind to those who tried to take his giant black licorice.



JR: Bah Gawd, King! It's gettin' so hot, I gotta take mah pants off!



Chris "Ocean-Knees" Jericho was always a big hit with his opponents.



CHRISTIAN: Psst. One of us needs to have a spout!



CHRISTIAN (reading): "Congratulations on your Wrestlemania win, Christian. This is a favor I will not forget. Room 888, the Plaza, 2:00 AM. Bring the champagne, kneepads, and the Shawn wig I left in your locker."



MICK: Word life!



Dave felt violated, but now Mick had an exact measurement.



RIC: Hey, Dave! What'd the five fingers say to the face?



ANNOUNCER: You never know when your topical excema will flare up...

[loopydate]

Evolution reveled in their victory. NO ONE saw the WWE logo's heel turn coming!



As hot as Stacy looks in this pic, I kinda wish the camera would just swivel a bit so we can see Jackie's Marilyn Monroe impression.



You know, I've seen that face that the ref is making before. I think it was right before my grandpa had his heart atta--OH, GOD!



Not only did some cable feeds get interrupted with porn...somebody got into the WWE.com photo gallery.



STACY: Okay, Stevie. Cough.



TORRIE: I don't mean to alarm you, but...you have a giant fingernail cuticle growing out of the side of your neck.



Tajiri should have thought before he put the Flash in the Tarantula. A split-second after this picture was taken, Tajiri was plummeting headfirst to the floor.



The cruiserweight action was pretty cool, but nothing beat the sight of Charles Robinson nailing a ringside cameraman with a baseball slide.



Even the hosses appreciate fine pottery.



Brock's frogsplash from the rafters was a pretty damned good way of making up for his botched Shooting Star Press from last year.



And they're buiiiiiiiilding a hooooooooosspole to heaven...



VINCE (reading): "Thank you, Vince." Aw, that's nice. "...for accidentally leaving your keys in your Caddy." ****!



HAAS: Hey, so THAT's where Samu went...



Kish never could get the hang of that split-legged moonsault dealie.



The crowd marked out at the WWE debut of the Mighty Bombjack Halftime Show!

[loopydate]

The quick-thinking WWE censors covered up Donald Trump's new "Fuck" forehead tattoo with a digitized blur.



Fortunately for Vicky, Steven was there to make the save with the dreaded fishhook.



VICTORIA: Oh, hey, my boots don't match my shorts!



Gimme a "checkmark!"



MOLLY: Um...you didn't just carve "Aim here, Trips" into my hair, did you?



VICTORIA: Whoops! You didn't need that ear, did you?
MOLLY: Hm?



After reading a Nathaniel Hawthorne novel, Eddie KNEW what Kurt had done!



KURT: PONY RIDE! PONY RIDE!
EDDIE: Oh, shit. Hey, Tazz, call Dr. Jho for me!



PATRICK: An' 'en I was all "POW!" An' he was all "OW!" An' she was all "My hero!" An' 'en, I was all "Yeah, wanna go have sex?" An' 'en she was all "I just met you!" An' 'en I was all "POW!"



EDDIE: "Loop, swoop and..." SHIT! Chavito makes this look so easy...



Ticklemania was drawing to a close...



EDDIE: Boots? We don't need no stinkin' boots!



PAUL: Damn you, Willy Wonka! Why didn't you tell me about Violet Beauregard before?!?



HHH (backstage): Oh, shit... The smarks have found me!



BACK-RIGHT DRUID: Shit, I missed 'im.
BACK-LEFT DRUID: Shit, me too.
MIDDLE-LEFT DRUID: Dammit!
MIDDLE-RIGHT DRUID: Ah, I got close!
NEAR-RIGHT DRUID: Fuck!
NEAR-LEFT DRUID: Don't worry, fellas. ONE of us will set that stupid hat on fire!

[loopydate]

UNDERTAKER (reading): "Ha! Good luck getting this thing off. Love, Rhyno."



Moments later, the referee did his world-renowned Ultimate Warrior impression, with disastrous results.



KANE: Ha! Got your invisible rug!



Kane would soon be saved by the referee's Falcon Punch.



TAZZ: Hey, Cole, did you ever see another dead guy who was balding?



Undertaker and Steven Richards engage in HGA. Fans worldwide turn off their TVs.



Shawn Michaels - Multitasker shows off his new gimmick by taking the Crippler Crossface AND beating Triple H in a Thumb War.



HHH: You're going down, you stupid Canuck!
HBK: Yeah!
CHRIS: Actually, aren't I going UP first?
HHH: Uh...



CHRIS: Caaaaaaaarie! I'm sorry!



REF: Okay, Hunter...right-hand red!



CHRIS: Hey! This mirror's all lumpy...



Eddie's "Lie, Cheat, Steal" gimmick goes too far after he swipes his former best friend's dentures.



SCOTT STEINER (at home): Hey! That's a su--
TEST (smacking him): Joke's old, Scotty.



I'm not sure whose idea it was to have a WWE event in Michigan...in March...in an outdoor stadium...



Chris "Lighthouse" Benoit ends Wrestlemania by debuting his new gimmick.

===

*Whew* All done.

[Corkscrewed]

Way to boost your post count.

Archives will be piling up.

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed Way to boost your post count. Archives will be piling up.

Actually, I did it because my comp's been acting strange lately, and I didn't want to lose all the work I'd been doing, so I broke it up into quarters.

But the post count boost is a nice bonus.

[faust34]

Goldberg: You copied my whopper!
Brock:....yes






Vince realized that he had once again started masturbating at the thought of hiring more untalented hosses during his WM XX promo

[Evil Vito]

RARRR.

My "Body Odor Brigade" one is fucked up now because they changed the pics again.

[sameen]

Ref:...and bow...



GAP launch their new "urban" range



Cena attempts a short-cut into the heavyweight division



this isn't a caption, but don't you think thats a slightly affection referee



YESS!! That's the end of Sex and the City



Christian loves Jericho so much he could fold him up and take him back to Canada



Vince books Pepe Le Pew for a Wrestlemania suprise appearance



Jericho: ..nope..you still haven't got it..scratch lower...



Christian: The old contact lense routine..eh..



Trish: You sniffed his ass didn't you..?



CNN: "Thousands have turned up to the first WWF Literature Festival"



Ref: Er..Mick..Now's not the time for a sing-a-long..



Batista: You idiot..you've opened a timewarp..
Rick: No, honestly, no I haven't..
Batista: aha..so where is that green light coming from then?



Rock: Psst..Rick..wake-up..Lesnar's finished now..


Evolution: We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

[sameen]

Molly: And tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Sinead O'Conner,, (sorry, UK)



Guerrerro: Quick, lets play Horsie..



Angle: Ok, ok...you'll get a work permit..



Vince decided that at this point that Eddie turn and convert to Islam



Guerrerro: ****ing laces...



Ref: Eddie, you'll have to take your shoes off by yourself next time..alright..



EG: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


sorry..not original



Jose Maria Aznar expresses dismay at the Socialist victory



Undertaker: Its Madison Square Garden right..
Bearer: Yeah..Its Wrestlemania..you're coming home
Undertaker: My home..
Bearer: Your home..
Undertaker: So My garden..
Bearer: *your* garden
Undertaker: So no-one will mind if i put down a few gnomes



Vince books Lee Van Cleef for Wrestlemania



Undertaker: ..you know what happens to Naughty Children..



The Wrestlemania Ceilidh gets out of hand.



Kane: Bwwahahahah..I am the puppetmaster..



Kane: Do you think Vince looks at pornsites for these finishers?



Undertaker: What the hell are you talking about Kane?



UT: Oh..Well, back to the wife..



HHH: "STOP!! - This match is not ready yet.."

[sameen]

EDDY: And I say that Disraeli was the best prime minister!
ANGLE: Lord Palmerston!

LoL..I was struggling with that one..

[Savio]

Trump fired "the Body" of his governership.

[faust34]

Donald's hair was furious when Jessie told him Vince came up with the phrase "your fired" first.

[Bo]

Originally Posted by Bo Molly Holly gets prepared for he new gimmik of G.I. Badonkadonk.

To fix it from earlier when the changed the pictures.

[Rock Bottom]

Benoit: Hunter! (Embraces him)
Hunter: Ohhh, my dear boy... Ha ha! (Smile)
Benoit: To Main Event and Back Again... a Jobber's Tale by Triple H! (Skims through the pages) It's wonderful!
Hunter: (Smile) Oh!... My old belt... I should... Very much like to, hold it again... One last time.
Benoit: (Frowns, putting the belt over his shoulder)
Triple H: BLACH!

[El Santo]

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom Benoit: Hunter! (Embraces him) Hunter: Ohhh, my dear boy... Ha ha! (Smile) Benoit: To Main Event and Back Again... a Jobber's Tale by Triple H! (Skims through the pages) It's wonderful! Hunter: (Smile) Oh!... My old belt... I should... Very much like to, hold it again... One last time. Benoit: (Frowns, putting the belt over his shoulder) Triple H: BLACH!

LOL!

Genius.

[Spoon Bender]

John Cena and Big Show's unseen audition tape for Big Fish



Cena's attempt to combine a white rapper gimmick with a train driver gimmik went down like an A-Train match

Cena: "CHOO! CHOO!"



Thugwise Gamgee helps the stricken FroShow Baggins up Mount Doom.



Cena was afraid, whoever 'Fabbri' was, he apparently 'ruled'. A title challenge was surly not far off!



Booker was unusually happy for a man who's cock had just been engulfed in pink fire.



Obvious HGA reference: Check



Christian: This is for holding me back Edge!

Jericho: I'm not Edge!

Christian: Shut it Edge!

Jericho: I'M NOT EDGE!



With his hand covering his face and his hair bleached. Hunter takes a hands on approach to making Jericho job.



Under the terms of their team break up, Christian demanded Jericho's half of the Christmas Ass cream back.



All too aware that he just jobbed to Trish's slap, Jericho strangles himself.



The vid wall showed there were 2 sides to Jericho's situation. On the one hand he HAD just lost. On the other, he'd grown a nice set of boobs.



Confused as to why The Rock got the part in Walking Tall instead of him, Mick tries to judge Rock's hight in relation to his own.



Mick: "BOOM BOOM! Crap!"



Ric: "Look! It's a bird! Do ya see?! Do ya see?!"

Batista wasn't a hard man to confuse, but surly this wasn't the time for hand puppets.



Rock: "Ok...I remember that i have to bounce off one of the ropes, and it's called the People's Elbow, so there's got to be an elbow drop in there somewhere...Ah screw it I'll just make some shit up and hope they still pop."



You know it's been a wild stag night when you and your mates find yourselfs wandering half naked down the wrestlemania ramp.


Not even gonna dignify the crap that was the playboy match with a caption.




The Reff shows Rey what he thinks of his Flash costume by punking him out while he's in the hold.



Chavo snr steals the ring from off his son's finger! Mexicans eh!



Goldberg: "You want to leave wrestling to do what!?"



Goldberg: "Ain't no damn David Copperfield trick gonna save you, Brock! You're balls are mine!"



The match stops midmove as both Brock and Berg chuckle at the thought of Wrestlemania 40 being called Wrestlemania XXXX



Vince: "Sorry, what? What do you mean I can't say it? What am I supposed to say? 'There's no longer a place for you in this company'!?"



Jesse (thinks): "When i'm in power the first thing I'm gonna do is ban your tie!"



Molly shows that she's a Holly at heart as she tries to steal Victorias gold filling.

[Spoon Bender]

Everyone knew Eddie lied, cheated and stole...but stealing Kurt's arm!?



In a desperate attempt to hold onto the belt, Kurt confuses Eddy over the meaning of the phrase "title run"

Kurt: Ok...On your marks. Set...



Eddy thought he'd gotten away with selling mexican children on ebay. But little did he know that Nick Patrick was in fact one of Captain Planet's Planeteers!

Patrick: "HEART!"



Eddie: "Dammit! It's too small! I'm gonna kick those kid's asses when i get back to the sweatshop, essay!"



Kurt's unique version of the Giant Swing.



Not only had Eddy beaten Kurt, he now added insult to injury by reflecting light off of the belt into Kurt's eyes.



If you shine a UV light over Wrestlemania you can see 1992.



Druid 1: "Why does taker even have us anyway?"

Druid 2: "Yeah, since when were druids anything to do with evil cowboys?"

Druid 3: "And what's with the fire? Isn't that Kane's gimmick?"

Druid 4: "You guys wanna go get some beer after this?"

Druid 2: "I got an ozzy concert to do. Sorry."



Unable to find the Undertaker, WWE bring back Cowboy Bob Orton and hope nobody notices.



Taker looks back into his own head and finally finds the respect he's been searching for.



Taker and Kane stop wrestling for a moment to go over their favouright part of Romio and Julliett.



Kane: "WOO! Oh shit!"

Beware. The dead man cometh for all those who steal Owen Hart's taunts.



Taker bagan to wish he hadn't eaten the sole of Headbanger Mosh.

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by Spoon Bender Cena was afraid, whoever 'Fabbri' was, he apparently 'ruled'. A title challenge was surly not far off! Booker was unusually happy for a man who's cock had just been engulfed in pink fire. All too aware that he just jobbed to Trish's slap, Jericho strangles himself. Confused as to why The Rock got the part in Walking Tall instead of him, Mick tries to judge Rock's hight in relation to his own. Mick: "BOOM BOOM! Crap!" You know it's been a wild stag night when you and your mates find yourselfs wandering half naked down the wrestlemania ramp. Vince: "Sorry, what? What do you mean I can't say it? What am I supposed to say? 'There's no longer a place for you in this company'!?" Eddie: "Dammit! It's too small! I'm gonna kick those kid's asses when i get back to the sweatshop, essay!" If you shine a UV light over Wrestlemania you can see 1992. Druid 1: "Why does taker even have us anyway?" Druid 2: "Yeah, since when were druids anything to do with evil cowboys?" Druid 3: "And what's with the fire? Isn't that Kane's gimmick?" Druid 4: "You guys wanna go get some beer after this?" Druid 2: "I got an ozzy concert to do. Sorry." Taker looks back into his own head and finally finds the respect he's been searching for.