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#41 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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#42 |
Terminator Daddy!
Posts: 2,428
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My love affair with wrestling is like if I was married to the same woman for over 20 years. When we first met and fell in love during the 80's, she was plain and simple. During the Attitude/ECW/Monday Night War Era is when she got a tit job, dressed slutty & got tattoos. We had 3 ways with her friends and let me bang her in the ass. It was experimental, dirty and fanfuckingtastic!
Now, 20 years later...I still love her faithfully, but the tits are sagging, she's gained 50 pounds and I'm lucky if she gets me off 3 times a year. I still love her and never put her down to her face, but when I chat with my friends I like to comment that I wish she'd get her fatass in the gym, tone up her body and fuck me like the exciting dirty whore she used to be. I certainly am not going to dump her after 20 years because some crusty jizzsock named Tyler Killer tells me I should and I'm not going to quit complaining about her backfat to my friends until it improves. Now FUCK OFF and go back to trolling through your Mommies underwear drawer. |
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#43 | |
Doin' It Right
Posts: 35,460
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#44 | |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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#45 | |
One Of A Kind
Posts: 22,178
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#46 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
Posts: 4,676
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I'll tell you what's wrong with wrestling, It's Bryan Danielson's WWE name " Daniel Bryan".
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