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Old 02-23-2013, 04:55 PM   #1
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Exactly, the reason is he's nothing special in the grand scheme of wrestlers. There are plenty of bodybuilders turned wrestlers out there. I saw him wrestle at a TNA house show (given free tickets) and he'sreally cumbersome in the ring. He doesn't have much chrisma either, so there's no real reason to sign him.
Maybe the statue comparison wasn't too far off the mark...
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:54 PM   #2
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i'd like to say i missed william bonez and his homo erotic posts, but
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:36 PM   #3
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They haven't hired him because 1) They've got Mason Ryan, 2) He's terrible, and 3) Even TNA needs a big, dumb oaf around.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:44 PM   #4
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Haven't we had a conversation about this before?
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:26 PM   #5
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Speaking of which, do laid off WWE Superstars get unemployment insurance, or are they truly independent contractors? Does anyone know a former WWE talent who received a W2 instead of a 1099 when receiving annual paycheck summaries?
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:04 PM   #6
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:15 PM   #7
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Why is the WWE not using Rey Mysterio properly.
The last we see of Rey Mysterio is him being in a tag team with Sin Cara. While that is all okay and good, it is not something that belongs in the WWE right now. Rey Mysterio has prooved that he is above that especially ever since he was on the world championship stage. I think instead of turning Dos Caras Jr. face, WWE should have used Rey Mysterio instead because when Dos Caras Jr. is not a natural face, Rey Mysterio is a natural face and he is ONE OF A KIND.

So why is WWE flushing money down the toilet with Rey Mysterio????????

Probably Big Vince's fetish for tall men....
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:18 PM   #8
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Because at this point in his career he gets injured when a stray wind blows on him.

Also, he's fat now.
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:19 PM   #9
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Curious to know why a sin cara/mysterio team doesn't belong in wwe
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:23 PM   #10
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Age, injuries, other guys around.
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Old 02-23-2013, 03:26 PM   #11
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I guess it'd be cool if they kept Rey and Sin Cara teaming and in a cluster fuck tag title ladder match this year. Maybe even won it. Then eventually turn on each other later in the year culminating in a match at WrestleMania XXX. Rey vs. Sin Cara is a lucha libre dream match and really should happen at a WrestleMania.
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Old 02-23-2013, 04:04 PM   #12
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Because Alberto Del Rio, being younger elicits a better crowd reaction, so like it or not he’s their token Mexican.

Just thank your lucky stars they didn’t pick Juan for that...can you imagine how awful that would be?
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:17 PM   #13
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Hard to use the guy at all when he spends 70% of the year on the sidelines.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:20 PM   #14
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Last time I saw Rey Mysterio was at the Rumble and he looked like I could beat him up. Little short dude with a beer gut.
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:20 PM   #15
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:19 PM   #16
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Who said WWE has been misusing Rey Rey? He put over Miz quite nicely a few weeks back!
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:15 AM   #17
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I had a dream I met John Cena
Just woke up and had a crazy ass dream that I was walking down the street and saw John Cena and I'm like "The Champ is HEREEEEE!" and Cena started fist pumping and yelling "HELL YAH". Then we went to target and Cena kept buying all these pink shirts. I asked Cena what jeans I should buy and I picked up a whole bunch and went to the fitting room and then walked out to show Cena the jeans that I got and Cena is like "Hell yeah, lets go" and I was like "But I have to pay for the jeans" and Cena said, "I'm John Cena, I don't have to pay for anything".

So we walked out of the store. Me in my new jeans and John Cena in a pink shirt.
I started asking Cena if I could get a job in the WWE but he started acting hard and said that WWE is firing him but I can't tell anyone about it and I told him I don't believe him and he got upset and said that WWE is going to push Alberto Del Rio to his audience now because Del Rio is hispanic and Cena is not, so Cena told me he is gonna sue the WWE and then he got into a limo and drove off.

This is one of my fav dreams I ever had!
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:29 AM   #18
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So basically you and Cena went shopping for clothes together?...
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:35 AM   #19
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:49 AM   #20
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I had a dream that you had a dream where you met John Cena. Weird.
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:11 PM   #21
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:40 PM   #22
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Was this dream a "wet" dream?
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Old 02-27-2013, 12:45 PM   #23
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I wrote a wrestling promo


I have been writing some wrestling promo's, here is 1 I wrote.

"You know, everyone wants to be me. But you know what? No one is me except me. You wanna be me? Well u aint me because you're you, and you know what people say about you? They say that you suck! That's why everyone wants to be me and not you because everyone sucks except me! But you know, you try so hard to be you and to try to be me but the only thing that happens is that you become more like you and less like me. Because I don't try to be you, I can only be me and I am so much better than you are. Not just you in particular, but all of you. Every single one of you. You are all just wanna be me, but u isnt me, you aint even close to me.

Now every night when I come to the ring and I stare into the eye of my opponent, I see you. You stare back and you see me. But you don't see me because you're too stupid to see me. Instead you see your doom but you also see your role model. Because at the end of the day when I'm pinning your shoulders to the mat, the last thought that goes through your head before the bill rings is, "I wish I was not who I am. I wish I was you".

But you never will be me.

The only person that's me is me, and all of you are just garbage. Human biological garbage.

Nothing changes and never will.

That's why I reign! "

What do u guys think of this promo?
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:08 PM   #24
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:44 PM   #25
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Nice effort, but too repetitive, all you need to say is "You just want to be me, but you will never be as good as me." Say it once and be done, otherwise you start getting boring and repetitive.

"That's why I reign!"....Reign were? Why is that why you reign?

" You stare back and you see me. But you don't see me because you're too stupid to see me. Instead you see your doom but you also see your role model."

None of this makes any sense, do I see you or not?
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:46 PM   #26
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But if you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top!
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:56 PM   #27
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:11 PM   #28
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Just call the other rassler a fag. That's way better and more thought provoking!
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:30 PM   #29
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I wrote one too.


Look here, Billy you call yourself, yourself, but really
I created you, I will rule you, and make you my bitch.
Take you into places you've never even thought existed.

I can be your worst nightmare, Son you go ahead and
play with your little toys at night, if it helps you sleep,
but when you dream, boy that's when I appear. that's when your
nightmares begin. you wake up realizing was it just a dream, however
you look into the mirror after splashing water on your face, then see my reflection. That's right I scare the fuck outta you son.

Now what on earth are you going to do because, I'm hotter than hell
The demon child, the devil never wanted, I will crucifix you.
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:34 PM   #30
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I wrote one too.


Look here, Billy you call yourself, yourself, but really
I created you, I will rule you, and make you my bitch.
Take you into places you've never even thought existed.

I can be your worst nightmare, Son you go ahead and
play with your little toys at night, if it helps you sleep,
but when you dream, boy that's when I appear. that's when your
nightmares begin. you wake up realizing was it just a dream, however
you look into the mirror after splashing water on your face, then see my reflection. That's right I scare the fuck outta you son.

Now what on earth are you going to do because, I'm hotter than hell
The demon child, the devil never wanted, I will crucifix you.
That just kind of makes you sound like a child molester with learning difficulties
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That just kind of makes you sound like a child molester with learning difficulties
It's ok that's my gimmick
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:42 PM   #32
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:44 PM   #33
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An entire show from my fantasy action figure fed...(Why I should write for WWE)


Anyone do this? I have a notebook and I book shows every week or when I have time and then I roleplay the matches with my action figures. Every action figure has a different name/gimmick from who they are suppose to be and I have my own pay per view and show names. Here is a sample of my last show I wrote and role played on my desk this morning.


UWA : Ultimate Wrestling Army: Monday Night Meltdown.

The show opens up with the mystery man from last week walking out. He still has a mask on his head and grabs the mic.

Jack Bones : "Well folks, welcome to another Monday Night Meltdown"

Andrea Mosley : "This should be a good one. But what does this mystery man has in store for us this week?"

Jack Bones : "Let's watch and see!"

Mystery Man : "SILENCE when the lord speaks! Last night, I decimated The Insane Rebel, Johnny Pox. Tonight, I will continue to decimate every star in UWA. Now, most of you want to know my name but my name cannot be known at this time.

For now you can refer to me as HELL!"

A pyro explodes and Hell is no longer in the ring.

*Commercial*




Opener Match : Mike "The Trailer" Ticks Vs Bart Hendricks.

Mike Ticks walks to the ring with his trailer park cheering crew. Bart Hendricks is already in the ring. Bart Hendricks attacks Mike Ticks before Ticks can get in the ring. Bart Hendricks hits the Murderer on Mike Ticks and knocks him out. The match is a no contest, as Mike Ticks is knocked out before the match can begin.

The crowd boos in anger.

Andrea : "Well, the crowd isn't happy that Mike Ticks just suffered a cowardly attack by Bart Hendricks"

Jack : "That's what makes Bart Hendricks so danger. Hendricks is the kind of man who takes no prisoners. He would injure you before he lets you go. Will Mike Ticks ever wrestle again."


*commercial*



Midcard Match #1 : For the Intense Title.

Travis McDonnan Vs KK-Clown.

KK-Clown comes out and cuts a racist promo. KK-Clown says, "Well, I hope theres no black people in the audience tonight! Because only white men can appreciate true wrestling skills. God made black people black so that we wouldn't have to look at them! It's time to show why white is bright!"

Travis McDonnan runs out with a microphone.

Travis : "KK-Clown, you are a worthless racist redneck. You may be undefeated in the ring, but you can not beat the McDonnan. And if you try, you will be KILLED!

Jack : "Well, KK-Clown is one of the most hated heels in wrestling today. But can Travis defeat him tonight?"

Andrea : "Travis is black and he's really pissed at KK-Clown!"

Jack : "I think KK-Clown wont laugh tonight!"

KK-Clown and Travis lock up in the ring. KK-Clown hits Travis in the balls with a kick. The referee is distracted and doesn't see it. Travis falls out of the ring holding his crotch. KK-Clown dives over the top rope and hits McDonnan with a big splash. Travis screams in pain. The referee gets pissed and tells them to get back in the ring. KK-Clown drags Travis back to the ring. Travis reverses it and hits a DDT on KK-Clown. KK-Clown is down. Travis slaps his chest and says,

"IT IS OVER!"

Jack : "Oh no, Travis is going for the Nuclear Assault!"

Andrea : "No one has ever kicked out of this move!"

Travis picks up KK-Clown and spins him around and then hits a powerbomb but doesn't release him, instead Travis flips him around and hits a tombstone powerdriver. The crowd cheers.

Jack : "Is this the end of KK-Clown's undefeated streak?"

Andrea : "Wait, what the heck is that?"

The lights go out and when they come back on, a man jumps in the ring and superkicks Travis.

Jack : "Who is that?"

Andrea : "It's him! It's Ming Wong! The Asian Satan!"

Jack : "Asian Satan is back and he just kicked Travis in the head!"

Andrea : "Remember, it was Travis who injured Ming Wong in that burning cage match two months ago!"

Jack : "The referee calls for the bell! Ming Wong just saved KK-Clown's winning streak!"

Andrea : "Maybe now that a minority saved him, KK-Clown will become less racist!"

Jack : "I wouldn't bet on that, KK-Clown said that the one thing he hates more than black people is yellow people!"

Andrea : "Maybe he will change his mind tonight!"

Jack : "He can't, he is still out cold!"

Andrea : "They are taking him back to the trailer park to lady to rest!"

*commercial*


Tag Team Match : The Silent Murderers Billy and Andy Jones Vs The Hellions, Jose Miguel and Andrew Goldman.



Jose Miguel and Andrew Goldman come out. Miguel is wearing a sombrero and Goldman is wearing a menorah. Miguel grabs the mic as the crowd boos them for what they did last week.

Jack : "What are these two clowns doing out here tonight?"

Andrea : "I don't know but they are in a world of hurt as they face the SILENT MURDERERS tonight!"

Jose Miguel : "Arriba me amigos!"

Andrew Goldman : "Shalom my fellow chosen people!"

Jose : "I am mexican...!"

Andrew Goldman : "And I'm Jewish!"

Jose & Andrew : "And we are the Hellions!"

Bodies by Drowning Pool hits and The Silent Murderers jump out of the crowd with kendo sticks and begin to beat down The Hellions. The match didnt start yet. Jose Miguel takes out some brass knuckles and knocks out Billy. Andy tries to powerbomb Andrew but Andrew gives him a wad of cash to abandon his tag team partner! Andy walks off, leaving Billy in a two on one assault!

The bell rings and The Hellions are beating the heck out of Billy Jones.

Jack : "Andy is a sellout! He took Goldman's cash to walk out on his partner!"

Andrea : "You know what they say, everyone has a price, and no one has more money than a goldman!"

Jack : "Wait! The tag team champs are here! Thank the heavens!"

The tag team champions, Insane & Inane, Robinson Crusoe and Batman rush to the ring. Jose Miguel takes out a bottle of Corona Ice and tries to break it over Batman's head but Batman ducks and Jose hits Goldman on the head instead! Goldman's skullcap goes flying and Robinson Crusoe powerbombs him on top of his own skullcap! Insane and Inane grab the mic.

"Robinson Crusoe : "Hellions, you think you can buy your way to the tag team titles but you're wrong! All you will buy yourself is a trip to an abandoned island in the pacific ocean!"

Batman : "You're lucky that you aren't thrown into Gotham because I would put you in a jail cell between The Joker and The Penguin and then you will beg for mercy!"

*commercial*




Main Event :

The Mystery man named HELL walks out,

Hell : "I have a ticket to ride and a license to destroy. First one out here gets to feel my wrath. You think you can stop me? You cannot stop me because I am HELL and I will burn you! You ENTER HELL!"

The fans explode in cheers as familiar music hits and the UWA champion walks out.
Michael Mountain steps from the curtain and stares down Hell.

Michael Mountain takes out the mic.

Michael Mountain : "Hell...you've been raising a lot of hell here lately. You seem to think that you deserve a shot at...the top of the mountain. But you know, they call me a mountain because its impossible to climb me, just like it's impossible to defeat me. I am the tallest man in the world. I am 8 feet tall, 1,000 pounds and I am all muscle. I have killed over 17 men in the ring this year alone. I say it was by accident but some say it was on purpose.

Now, Hell, you small punk ass, you think you wanna step between those ropes and face the UWA champion, Michael Mountain? Think long and hard befpre you try to climb the mount everest of UWA!

Jack : This won't end well. Hell has been taking out people left and right but no one has ever defeated Michael Mountain.

Andrea : Michael Mountain is the kind of man you want as your bodyguard but don't want anything to do with. He is a cold heart with a face of doom.

Jack : Maybe Hell will finally quit!

Michael Mountain : Come on Hell, whats wrong? Did your balls fall off? I want an answer...NOW!

Hell stares at Michael Mountain. Suddenly the lights go out and when they turn back on, a crowd of masked men are attacking Michael Mountain. They pull him down to the floor.

Hell stands in the ring laughing.

Hell : These are my minions. These are my demons from hell. The only thing that can destroy a mountain...is a VOLCANO...and Volcano's come from Hell! Yes, I will take your challenge! I will take your title! I WILL BE THE FIRST MAN TO CLIMB MICHAEL MOUNTAIN AND MAKE YOU TAP OUT!

*Show ends*
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:54 PM   #34
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Gotta admit dude, I only scrolled through this, but all I saw was "The Asian Satan"...I don't know if that's horrible or awesome
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:29 PM   #35
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:39 PM   #36
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Your fed should have the evil heel group the Jew World Order. Just a thought.
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Old 02-27-2013, 04:13 PM   #37
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What do you score him : The Dudley Boyz?
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Old 02-27-2013, 04:22 PM   #38
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Old 02-27-2013, 04:36 PM   #39
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:49 PM   #40
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