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Old 08-26-2004, 05:11 PM   #801
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:26 PM   #802
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Old 08-27-2004, 01:08 AM   #803
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72932 super compressed points to gonMad00 for that!


If a WWE wrestler was the next Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher in Harry Potter.
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:08 PM   #804
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I refuse to have anything to do with Harry Potter, so I'm not going to touch this one.
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Old 08-27-2004, 02:31 PM   #805
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:17 PM   #806
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:34 PM   #807
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Eddie Guerrero: Odelay, holmes! I'm your new teacher! And now for your first lesson.. but first, you all paid for this class,right?

Kids: Yes.

Eddie: Oh, ok.. well then here's your lesson.. ***runs outside to lowrider,drives like bat out of Hell from the school while shouting--** ODELAY!!!
**'Lie,cheat,steal' theme playing**

Ron (Harry's friend): I don't think he's coming back.

Harry: ...What am I still doing here?! I got a family to feed..

end.. Harry returns in his next adventure "Harry Potter and the Hold-down aura of the DeadMan" .. ..( ! )
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:54 PM   #808
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Bad Guy: Mecca lecka hi mecha hiney ho OWWWW!!

Oh, wait, you said Harry POTTER, not Pothead.... Nevermind...
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Old 08-27-2004, 05:31 PM   #809
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Old 08-27-2004, 11:00 PM   #810
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"Uncle Ric's Funn Time Stupid Good Time-arium..Show!"
**Evolution in animal costumes ensues BTW**

Batty Batista: Heyyyyy, Dribble H!! Do YOOOUUU know where Uncle Ric is???

Dribble H (in dog suit and holding a bloody Orton from his hair.. and he is wearing a duck suit): Dam--Darn it, Webby Orton! You took my title-uh,you goddamn sonovabitch...uh! ....Oh..I dunno..

Uncle Ric (in farmer suit): WHOOO!

Kids: YAHH!!

Random kid: Flair ROCKS!

Uncle Ric: It's me, the SISTINE TIME -- WHOO!-- WCW CHAMPION! Wheelin' Dealin'.. Son of a GUN! And Orton... I, uh.. ***flops to ground***

Kids: Um... YAHHH!!!

Dribble H (with Random Kid bloodied up in his hands): Orton! You see this?! This is what will happen to .. This is my show!! I am the GAME!!

Batty Batista: -- We'll be right back!

***Dribble H,now with sledgehammer in his hands, starts to destroy set as Flair is still on the floor ..and hasn't moved an inch..

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Old 08-28-2004, 12:45 AM   #811
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Space Mountain Happy Hour, and here is RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC FLAIR

*Flair comes out in his robe...just his robe*

Flair: Kids, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, welcome to Space Mountain Happy Hour, where it's always open...and the line is always long baby.

*kids in audience are puzzled*

Flair: Today in the 4-Horsemen stable life advice section, I will tell you kids how to be a limosine riding, jet flying, wheelin n dealing, kiss stealing son of a -------

*Flair falls asleep, as HHH enters the show, spit still on his face from Orton*

HHH: ORTON YOU SEE THIS?! THIS IS WHAT YOU DID TO MEEUH! UNTIL UNFORGIVEN, THIS KID IS GONNA BE YOUUUH!

*HHH grabs random kid and proceeds to bash the kid relentlessly*

*Flair wakes up suddenly*

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO now time for meet and greet with the crowd!

*Flair runs into audience, kids run away from "Space Mountain"*

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 08-28-2004, 07:46 AM   #812
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(Music starts, we see a mini set of the RAW stage. Ric walks into his condo.)

Ric: Hey kids! Do you know what today is?

Kids: WHAT!?

Ric: It's fu...

(Doorbell rings)

Ric: I wonder who that could be?

(Ric opens the door, to find Vince McMahon dressed as a mail man)

Ric: Well, if it isnt my old friend... Who is it boys and girls!?

Kids: MISTER McFEELME!

Ric: That's right! What do you have for us today Mr. McFeelme?

Vince: Well, I just got this DVD converted to VHS... Cause I know how out of date you are... (Phoney smile) Anyway, it's a tape of you Ric, when we went on Space Mountian!

Ric: WOOOOOO! I was WONDERING when you'd bring this! C'mon kids, lets watch!

(Ric pops the tape in)

Ric: Ahh, here I am standing in line...

(Video shows Ric standing in line nude)

Ric: Ahh, remember that nice old lady there? She was fun...

Vince: Yeah!

(Video shows Ric harrassing an old lady in line going "WOOOOOO" and flopping his dick around...)

Ric: Ahh, now here's where we got on the ride... It was great fun...

Vince: Yep...

(Video shows Ric standing up in the front car of Space Mountian facing back twords the passengers.)

Ric: It was really windy that day... I almost caught a cold!

(Video shows Ric on Space Mountian, then getting off and pretending to hump the ride operator's leg. He runs.)

Ric: He was nice, but he had to go in such a hurry... I think he had to use the bathroom...

(Video shows security coming up to Ric with hand cuffs and a blanket... Ric runs into the nearest children's ball place to hide.)

Ric: Ahh, here's where we got into...

Vince: Okay, I was NOT there, just say YOU.

Ric: Oh, well, anyway, here's where I got into a rousing game of Hide and Seek with the nice police men. They found me and carried me off to the police car for a ride...

(Video shows the security guards beating Ric up with night sticks and covers him with the blanket. They take him to the police car where he's screaming "GET THE FUCK OFF ME!")

Ric: I was telling them that it was a nice car, but I had to be going... And that's the end of the tape! What did you all think!?

(Everyone, including the camera men stare at Ric)

Kids: ....

Vince: ...

Random Kid: AHHHH! WHAT WAS THAT MOMMY!?

Ric: Wha...

(The police break into the studio and take Ric away...)

Policeman: Sorry kids, Mr. Ric forgot to take his special, colorful pills today... And apparently that day he went on Space Mountian... He'll be back next time!

(Show ends with Ric kicking and screaming on the way out. Camera pans over to Vince, who's mouth is open.)

End show
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Old 08-29-2004, 10:56 AM   #813
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Damn it! I missed out on the last two! Ah, and they could have been gold, gold I tell you! Gold!
Anywho… Onward, to the games!!!


*And now it’s Prof. Flair’s Fun Time Classroom Of Joy*

Ric: Woooo! Welcome to Prof. Flair’s Fun Time Classroom Of Joy, I’m your host and your teacher, the 56743986735986758096734 champion of the world, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair! Well kids, lets get to know each other! Little dork in the red hat, what’s your name?

Kid: I’m Mark!

Ric: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLASSROOM! YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE INSIDER TERMS! NOW LEAVE!!!! OUT!!! NOW!!!!

Kid 1:

Kid 2: Prof. Flair, are we going on a field trip?

Ric: No, we aren’t. Why do you ask?

Kid 2: Because my mommy says you took her to space mountain.

Ric: WOOOOO! Did I ever!!!! But right now, we have a special guest speaker! Prof. HHH!

HHH: Okay Kiddies? How many of you are ready to learn physics?

Kids: …….

HHH: That’s good! Today I’ll teach you how to hold down an entire locker room. But first, Ric, who’s your daddy?

Ric: You are Hunter!

Strong Bad: Holy Crap!

Ric: Before we learn how to hold an entire locker room, we’re going to learn logic with Vince McMahon! And now everybody, Vince McMahon!

Kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Stage Hand: Uh, Mr. Flair, Vince isn’t here. He just laughed when he was asked to come here and talk about logic, then he went back to teasing the cruiserweights.

Ric: Well then, how about another special guest! Let’s learn the geography of Southern California with a lady who has been to space mountain 58 times last week, Carmella DeCesare!

Stage Hand: She’s not hear either.

Ric: Why not?

Stage Hand: I don’t know, but since she posed in playboy the fans will forget her lack of giving a crap about the contest.

HHH: IT’S MY TITLE!!!

Kid 3: You posed in playboy?

HHH: I am THE GAMEUH!

*Tune in next week to Prof. Flair’s Fun Time Classroom Of Joy, where his special guest will be Sean O’Haire and his philosophy, Baston Booger with physical health, and Doink The Clown*
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:48 AM   #814
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:49 AM   #815
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Old 08-31-2004, 12:51 AM   #816
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Old 08-31-2004, 01:12 AM   #817
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Old 08-31-2004, 01:49 AM   #818
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Old 08-31-2004, 01:53 AM   #819
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Old 08-31-2004, 02:24 AM   #820
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Mom: Who want's to wear a cute little polo shirt?
Hardcore Holly: Damn it! I bust my ass off as I crawl from room to room, doing my thing, crapping myself, getting bumped and bruised every day, and you want me to wear a polo shirt??!?!?!?!

*and he just learned to speak a few weeks ago*



and now the super bonus round!!!

Vince: Bell! Ring bell! Ring bell! Bell bell bell! Ring bell, damn it!
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Old 08-31-2004, 03:46 AM   #821
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Old 08-31-2004, 07:00 AM   #822
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Mama: Where's Hunter? Where's Hunter!?

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Old 08-31-2004, 10:12 AM   #825
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:20 AM   #826
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:23 AM   #827
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Baby king: Puppies!

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Old 08-31-2004, 10:30 AM   #828
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Old 09-01-2004, 01:22 PM   #829
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Taker: "Buy!"
Mrs. Taker: "No, dear, the word is 'sell.'"
Taker: "Buy!"
Mrs. Taker: "No, it's 'sell.'"
Taker: "No sell!"
Mrs. Taker: "Sell!
Taker: "No sell!"
Mrs. Taker: "Now if you don't say it you're not getting ice cream!"
Taker: "I'm gonna burn both of you...."
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:40 PM   #830
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Vince Sr.: Look, honey! Our boy is talking!!!

Vince Jr.: I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! I'm Vince McMahon, dammit!
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:46 PM   #831
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BABY CARMELLA: I love ze cock...
DAD: Awwwwwww. Just like her momma...
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Rock: I guess you SMELLLLL what the Rock... Is cookin... Huh ma?
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:19 PM   #833
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:47 PM   #834
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Baby Austin: NO! (Slap) ME WANT BEER!
Mama: WELL, I NEVE...
(Baby Austin gets up, walks for the first time, and gives Mama Austin the first ever Stunner)
Mama: That'll teach ya... NOW ME WANT BEER!
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Old 09-01-2004, 05:57 PM   #835
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BABY HHH: Crebililily.
DAD: No. "Credibility."
BABY HHH: Clediblillity.
DAD: "Cred. Ib. Il. Ity."
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:28 PM   #836
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:47 PM   #837
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Mom: Randall, I want you to meet your Father, Bob Orton, He's a Legend in Wrestling

Baby Randall:

Bob Orton: I think he likes me, he looks like he is about to say something, What is it son?

*Baby Randall extends his hand to his daddy*

Randall: Dad....Randy Orton....Legend Killer

*Baby Randy Orton jumps up and attempts to RKO his dad but botches it because of his small arms*
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Old 09-02-2004, 01:14 AM   #838
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:39 AM   #839
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...and right now, somewhere else in the world, Bill Goldberg struggles to say his first word....
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...and right now, somewhere else in the world, Bill Goldberg struggles to say his first word....


Baby Vince: Kroo job!
Vince Sr.: What?
Baby Vince: Kroo job!
Vince Sr.: What's he saying, hun?
Mama McMahon: I dunno...
Baby Vince: KROO JOB! KROO BRET! KROO BRET! HEARUT BRAK KIB! KROO JOB! RIG BELL! RIG BELL!
Vince Sr.: Screw... Job? What's that? And who's Bret?
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