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#921 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I am Chris Jericho, I used to be the Champ
But then I fucked Stephanie, And she's a real tramp Hunter beat the crap outa me at WrestleMania Now I'm stuck in midcard hell, kissing Vince and Linda |
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#922 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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I am the Nature Boy, an icon of wrestling.
I've beaten all of the greats including Hogan, Funk, and Sting. I can beat anybody, anyone around the globe. Of course it's because they run away, once I remove my robe. |
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#923 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I am Brock Lesnar, I quit the WWE
I ran straight to football, it really was for me They sent me an Email, saying I was cut So I threw my computer into Sable's butt |
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#924 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Mysterio, mysterio, mys-te-re-o!
Myst-erio, mys-mys-mysteri-oooo! Myssssssssterio, mysterio, mysteriiiiio! I should be in Ohio Valley!!!! |
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#925 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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Any rules on posting twice, back to back? Well, if there is, b'eh, you won't notice because I'm sneaky and I'll change my font color!
My name is Hidenrich, and I write poetry! Michael Cole is a hottie, he’s one all should see! Since I’ve been to OVW my skills improved a bit! And when I screw up I throw a hissy-fit! |
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#926 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Lita Lita Lita, that's her name
She botches this and that, and is married to Kane She saw Matt kissing someone smart So she got up and botched ripping a fart Lita: OHUH! |
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#927 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
Posts: 13,816
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Bah Gawd Triple H! Damn your soul to hell!
You son of a bitch! Somebody stop this...ell? That's a poor defenseless woman, what is wrong with you? I'm just kidding, Hunter, but the Kool-Aid's turning blue... Okay, that was stupid. |
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#928 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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I am Orlando Jordan, that's my name.
I'm a wrestling Smackdown superstar, that's my game. I am JBL's chief of staff, don't you know? All he has to do is yell "Operation Human Shield GO!!!" |
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#929 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Kurt Angle is the man, it is damn true
He likes to hunt Big Shows with his crew He shaved the show's head, it was very nice Now that Show is bald, he wont give others lice |
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#930 |
One Man Horror Show
Posts: 1,046
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I'm a wrestling jobber, I'm usually on Heat,
I'm the only guy backstage who they let Maven beat. I don't get entrance music, my name you'll not deduce, Because according to Al Snow, I'm "Something Babaganoush." |
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#931 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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I am Stevie Richards, getting ready to job on Heat.
I swear they throw darts just to see who I'm not gonna beat. But I have a special advantage, one that no one can see. Let's just say, John Cena's right, you really CAN'T see me. |
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#932 |
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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My name is Hunter Helmsly, I try to look the smart
I hide behind my cronies and I play the coward's part The talent wants my title, but I'll never set it free I'll make my thugs disrupt the match, and then it's PEDIGREE! |
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#933 |
Posts: 18,357
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mmm... still the bestest.
![]() If you want to make an awesome WCW debut Just dress yourself in a big mask with shining silver hue. You'll be hyped up, and you'll be standing tall. Just remember when you come out, don't go crashing through a wall! |
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#934 |
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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My name's Hector Guererro, I am a silly man,
I dressed up as a turkey and I got booed by the fans I didn't really do much, my career was quite short-living I never did get fired, but they ate me for Thanksgiving |
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#935 |
...and a Batman symbol
Posts: 663
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24 inch pythons, Im friends with the McMahons
If they ever need me, I'll do the best I can I'll wrestle in the odd match, Leg Drop's my favourite hit just be carefull when you punch, I have epileptic fits |
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#936 |
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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lol
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#937 |
So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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I used to be a wrestler, I had my share of bouts
I'd cut off people's hair and then I'd stuff it in their mouths I used to be so proud, but now I see it's a disgrace At least that's the excuse I use for why I hide my face. Yeah, it's mean, but it's not like he'll know I said it. ![]() |
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#938 | |
Posts: 61,531
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#939 | |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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#940 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I went to WCW, it was a fun time
Ric Flair, Sting and Hogan, they were all mine I gave someone the title, boy was that a mistake The fans all took me and threw me into a lake |
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#941 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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I want a shot at the belt, I've been really deprived.
One title shot in two years? Not fair, that belt should be mine. But Russo is a moron, so he'll prolly make me job. To Monty F'KN Brown? Man, that main event will bomb. Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE! |
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#942 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Dead Man Walking, that really is my quote
Paul Bearer, I drowned him in that moat I've got a hat, a coat and a tank top Internet fans sure thought that I would flop |
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#943 | |
FIT Challenge Slag People
Posts: 13,816
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#944 |
One Man Horror Show
Posts: 1,046
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I'm Master of the Universe, Sid Vicious is my name,
I'm legitimatelly Psycho 'cause I've a slightly damaged brain. See, Taker dropped me on my head one Wrestlemania night. He smelled what I was cooking ... in my wrestling tights. |
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#945 |
One Man Horror Show
Posts: 1,046
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Aw hell, one more:
Dubya is an idiot, John Kerry --- he can die, Republicans and Democrats can both kiss my backside. I'll vote Jesse Ventura for Prez 2008, He'd never preempt Smackdown for the President's Debate. (Note: the above doesn't necessarily reflect my political views. In fact, not at all. ![]() Last edited by El Santo; 10-02-2004 at 05:09 PM. |
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#946 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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My views on WWE are bleak, some of the “talent” sucks.
I can’t believe that week after week I pay my big bucks! It should be run by Shane, but it’ll be done by Triple H and his ho… I’m not telling you anything that you don’t already know! |
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#947 |
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
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I came here with a huge start, it sure went really well,
Now I'm stuck on Smackdown in the pit of midcard hell My career got slammed by a big-nosed nepotistic muthafucka, I'm a five time World Champion getting treated like a SUCKAAAAAAAA |
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#948 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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I am the first Grand Slam Champ, that really is the truth
I used to have a great career, it said so in the booth I kiss up to Hunter and stay in the main event Now I'm stuck in midcard hell, and Hunter aint no gent |
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#949 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
Posts: 6,826
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I am a wrestler, my nickname is The Game
My finisher is the Pedigree, and I like to no sell Everytime I win a match that means I held them down No wonder why JR says "DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL" |
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#950 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
Posts: 6,826
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I am a wrestler, my nickname is The Game
I didnt get it by accident, I got it from fame Everytime I win a match its usually cause I no-sell No wonder why JR says "DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL" |
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#951 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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My name is JR, and I spaz with BAHGAWD
Then I usually say HE RAN LIKE A SCOLDED DOG But you dont know how much I'm in trouble Vince makes me suck on him and blow a big ass bubble |
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#952 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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There was a time where I would rap, my hands up in the air
From Ministry to King of Ring, I always would be there Some people like to criticize because I'm way too fat And now it's back to my old job, would you like fries with that? |
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#953 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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I am the French Phenom, I am Rene Dupree.
One of the best up-and-comers in WWE history. But I want to answer a question, that I'm asked every night. Yes, that is my dick that you see bulging in my tights! |
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#954 |
Inno Knows.
Posts: 43,710
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I'm a backstage booker, but my husband runs the show
if you call me fat then your hair will have to go When I talk on the mic I make the fans all sick maybe it'll be better if I show them by ping-pong ball trick |
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#955 |
Posts: 18,357
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I think all this fuss on Randy Orton is real sad.
He's only famous 'cause he has a wrestler for a dad. He's overrated; he never should have gold. But I changed my mind when he came and gave me an RKO. |
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#956 |
Posts: 18,357
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I came up with a crapload, so I'll just add another one before waiting five minutes.
![]() Life for an ex-wrestler can sometimes be quite tough. With no idea on what to do the times can become rough. But I found something to do; I can do it all day. I just sign some 2x4s and sell them on eBay! |
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#957 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
Posts: 6,826
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I pissed off Mcmahon one night backstage at Raw
He thought Undertaker was good as a singles star He thought of an angle, something that could be real So in November he decided to drown me in oatmeal. |
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#958 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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I am Kevin Nash and I--AHHH! MY QUAD!
I can't continue with this hoedown. |
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#959 |
Posts: 18,357
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Sonofa... I was gonna post a Nash one. Oh well...
Wrestling's pretty easy when you stand seven feet tall. I hardly eve have to work or do anything at all. Ladies love me, they think I am a god. I would still be wrestling 'cept that I just tore my quad. |
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#960 |
Posts: 18,357
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There are lots of people who think that I am insane.
I ramble and I mumble; I've even changed my name. Smarks think that I'm weird, they give my lots of shit. But remember I pinned Triple H in under two minutes. |
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