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Old 10-03-2004, 09:24 PM   #1
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I think all this fuss on Randy Orton is real sad.
He's only famous 'cause he has a wrestler for a dad.
He's overrated; he never should have gold.
But I changed my mind when he came and gave me an RKO.
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Old 10-03-2004, 09:25 PM   #2
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I came up with a crapload, so I'll just add another one before waiting five minutes.


Life for an ex-wrestler can sometimes be quite tough.
With no idea on what to do the times can become rough.
But I found something to do; I can do it all day.
I just sign some 2x4s and sell them on eBay!
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Old 10-03-2004, 09:32 PM   #3
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I pissed off Mcmahon one night backstage at Raw
He thought Undertaker was good as a singles star
He thought of an angle, something that could be real
So in November he decided to drown me in oatmeal.
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Old 10-03-2004, 09:48 PM   #4
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I am Kevin Nash and I--AHHH! MY QUAD!

I can't continue with this hoedown.
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:01 PM   #5
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Sonofa... I was gonna post a Nash one. Oh well...

Wrestling's pretty easy when you stand seven feet tall.
I hardly eve have to work or do anything at all.
Ladies love me, they think I am a god.
I would still be wrestling 'cept that I just tore my quad.
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:02 PM   #6
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There are lots of people who think that I am insane.
I ramble and I mumble; I've even changed my name.
Smarks think that I'm weird, they give my lots of shit.
But remember I pinned Triple H in under two minutes.
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:11 PM   #7
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Ohhh, I was once a wrestler, my name was really big.
Then I made that fatal error of taking that first swig.
Oh if I could only turn back the hands time.
But I'm just to hammered to think of a better rhyme.

Well that sucked..
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:16 PM   #8
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My partner's name is Rhyno, we're both really extreme
We like to eat our pumpkin pie with plenty of whipped cream (?)
But, my name's Tajiri, and it's quite clear I'm the man
And...GODDAMMIT, RHYNO! The mic's stuck to my hand!
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:32 PM   #9
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My name is RVD, and I am really high
I really like to smoke when I feel very dry
I dont think... Hey is that a pink elephant?
I better stop this hoedown, cause elephants cant rant
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:42 PM   #10
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I know the secret to getting title gold.
I don't even have to know a single wrestling hold.
I don't need great timing, I can be quite off.
My secret's to go to Germany and say, "Everyone! Heil Adolf!"
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Old 10-03-2004, 10:47 PM   #11
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You don't deserve a hoedown if you haven't paid your dues
You contest winning assholes don't deserve to tie my shoes!
Give me a shot at Maven and I'll smack off his eyebrows
And laugh at him with Billy Gunn, hey, how do you like me now?
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Old 10-03-2004, 11:24 PM   #12
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You don't deserve a hoedown if you haven't paid your dues
You contest winning assholes don't deserve to tie my shoes!
Give me a shot at Maven and I'll smack off his eyebrows
And laugh at him with Billy Gunn, hey, how do you like me now?


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Old 10-03-2004, 10:47 PM   #13
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I am a woman wrestler, and I like to make sex tapes
I used to know Triple H, oh yes we went on dates
But now I am with X Pac, oh yes it is true
But now that he's inadeqate, we use a dildo or two!
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Old 10-04-2004, 02:13 AM   #14
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Nice. 10000 points to loopydate, Anybody Thrilla, Xero Limit, Transplant, El Santo, and anyone else who did a hoedown.

And 99999999 points to me because I'm still the awesomest.



If Ric Flair was YOUR neighbor...
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Old 10-04-2004, 02:38 AM   #15
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FLAIR: I'm a SIXTEEN TIME WORLD CHAMPION! WOOOOOO! I'm a kiss stealin', wheelin' and dealin', jet flyin', limosuine ridin', son of a gun! WOOOOO!

ME: ...so you don't have a cup of sugar?

FLAIR: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (flops into the front lawn)
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:11 AM   #16
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SETTING: gonMad's house, Miami, FL.

**BTW, gon's got an attractive wife.. ROOOOOWWWRRR..**

(doorbell rings)
gMad: Oh, that's Ric. Remember the big time wrestler I told you about. He's here, honey.

wifeMad: Sure you did, Mad.... you drunk!

gMad: Yeah...I am one bastard of a drunk.. Oh, yeah, the door!

Ric: WHOOOO!!! PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, NEIGHBOR! WHOO!! Let's talk about stuntmen like Mick Foley! That jerk! I am so jealous of him! Whoooo!!!

WifeMad: Can you say anything else but "Whoo"???

Ric: Yup......hooooo!!

gMad: Hey, you brought a friend! Triple H???! With Key Lime Pie????

hhh: Orton!... I mean... um, you? Mr. Brown Shirt? ...uM.... GIVE ME ATTENTION!!! GAME.. (pulls hammer out of his own ass and begins to smash Mad's mailbox and lawn gnomes)

gMad: Uh, yeah, whatever. Big fans... um, Flair?? (watching Flair fig-four the family dog)... you mind not doin' that?

Flair: gonMad.... You are an under-rated captioner who has a very attractive wife... WHOOOO!! ...I hate Bret Hart FOR NO REASON! DAMN DOG SHIT ON MY LAWN!

gMad: I kinda suck, dude, but not as much as you. Douche! You complain about these guys but damn it, look at yourself. You haven't faced facts that you need to retire because you can't hang with the big boys anymore and well, you're just in denial that your career is over. I mean, how many comebacks have you had again?! GOSH!!

Ric: ........ My son did Stacy.

wifeMad: I'm sorry if he offend you, Ric--

Ric: It's ok. Anyway, if you wanna go for drinks then just come by... Sorry, kids..

gMad: Well, it's alright. As long as you realize your mistakes then it will be o... (CHAIRSHOT OUT OF NOWHERE.. BY FLAIR!)

Ric: WHEELIN' DEALIN'.. WHOO.. SON OF A GUN!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *FLOPS*

wifeMad: NOOO.. ah, who cares? (To HHH) So, how YOU doin', big boy?

HHH: Sorry.. I like dudes! STELLLLAAAA!!!... I meant, ORRRRTTTONNN!!!

gonMad: ...ugh.. worst... ending... ever.. **death rattle**

end.. for now.
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:11 AM   #17
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Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’m the 56047 time WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! WOOOOOOOO!!! I'm a kiss stealin', wheelin' and dealin', jet flyin', limousine ridin', son of a gun! WOOOOOOOOO!!! And I’m your neighbor… And when you live in a glass house, and you’re name is Ric Flair, you can do anything—
Me: But it’s adobe, not glass.
Ric: Whatever kid. What’s your name?
Me: Mark.
Ric: DON’T YOU EVER USE INSIDER TERMS AGAIN! I’M THE NATURE BOY AND YOU ARE NOT TO FU(RIN*#&A$# *flopz*
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Old 10-04-2004, 03:24 AM   #18
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Old 10-04-2004, 04:23 AM   #19
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Me: hey ric
Ric:WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO im a kiss stealing, wheelin and dealin, jet flying, Limosine ridin, son of a gun WHOOOOOOOOO
Me: How are you a son of a gun ???
Ric: dont you insult the "nature Boy" or his dad!!!!!!!
Me: so your dad is a gun
Ric WHOOOOOOOOOO (flops)
Me: anyway can i get my Shoes back, U stole them yesterday, and my heels are starting to hurt
Ric: U SAID HEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Huh
(ric flair knife edge )
Ric: WHOOOOOOOOOO, that will teach u to say that
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Triple H: hay Naich get back to bad



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“I believe there are people out there that just have a warrior spirit, whether it’s fighting or something, they’ve got to do it. It’s hard to identify with me; it’s just something I do.” Evan Tanner, 2005

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Franklin: How many more dimensions did he say? Was it like 3 more dimensions? Cause thats ALOT of dimensions

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Old 10-04-2004, 08:01 AM   #20
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Flair music hits,comes out door with robe, does twirl, Wooooooos at neighbors, has someone open gate for him, gets paper
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:16 AM   #21
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(Ric Flair is at a birthday party)
Ric: So Lucy, you 18 yet?
Lucy: No...
Ric: So how ya doing Betty?
Betty: Not ba...
Ric: WOOO! NOT BAD!? WOOOO! THAT'S THE WORD OF THE DAY! WOOOO! (Strips Down) HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY! WOOOO! WOOO! MY DAUGHTER IS BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!
Lucy: Oh God... (Faints)
Betty: Holy shit, no wonder you got in trouble... You could put an eye out!
Ric: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Flops)
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Old 10-05-2004, 09:29 PM   #22
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All right, if you've ever watched that show Whose Line Is It Anyway? you've probably seen a segment called Scenes from a Hat, where the host pulls out a "scene" written on a sheet of paper from a hat and has the actors act it out.

Basically, I'll be pulling out "scenes" for you guys to act out in a humorous manner. The object of the game is to come up with the funniest response. You might remember a few months ago, someone started a thread called "Things you shouldn't say to Triple H," and everyone gave a lot of great responses of their own. This is pretty similar, except that every few days, I'll come up with a new scene.

It's pretty simple, but I do have a few notes. Because this is just a message board you can't really act out something, so responses will have to use a bit of roleplay. It's sort of like captioning or even that TPWW Hardcore Championship thread, where you "act something out" through writing. I say this because sometimes, I'll give a scene, and a reply may just be a simple one or two word statement. I'd like to encourage people to act out stuff instead. For example, if the scene is "Inappropriate moments to do so-and-so," instead of just saying something like "after bed" or "in the morning," act out that scene. If the scene asks for a movie name, maybe give a bit of a trailer that might air for that movie.


Just a few rules:
- ONE SCENE PER REPLY. You can only post one "response" at a time. Don't list a whole bunch of them in one post. This is just to allow others who might have a similar idea to get their chance to post.
- NO DOUBLE POSTING. Obviously, since you can only post one answer at a time, some might feel tempted to post six replies in six posts. That's kinda cheap, so I'd like to discourage that. If you have two or more good ones, either wait for someone else to post one of theirs or wait five minutes.
NOTE: Technically, I can't prevent people from multi-posting, so if you did double or triple post, it'd be okay... but try not to make a habit of it. Like, once a week or month is the max.
- The only double posting allowed is to respond to another person's scene in one post and then give your own example in another. Obviously, if you think someone posted a classic respond, by all means show your approval with a or or whanot. That way, we can have sort of like a live audience thing.
- Please try to keep your scenes short. Few people like to read whole biographies for these things.
- Once a round is over, no more replies can be made for it. Make your replies only for the most recent scene suggestion.


Anyway, sorry about all those rules, but I'd like to be clear about the game. It's really pretty simple and has the potential for gold (El Santo, Rock Bottom, Loopydate, Kane Knight, Nowhere Man, I'm looking at you guys) from everyone, really. I just want to make sure it doesn't get screwed up.

Anyway, first scene coming up...


maybe the winner of a category could earn a rep from you or something
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Old 10-06-2004, 08:24 AM   #23
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Flair going out to start the car....and he opens the door and it hits him in the head, causing him to flop down.
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Somehow that gave me a funny image, so I'll give you 1000 pts for that.


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**Big Show goes to the back to get something, and he walks past Vince (This is off camera)**
Show: Uh, Vince...
Vince: GET OUT THERE!
Show: Uh... I ate something **FART** rotten for lunch... Can I use the bathroom real quick?
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JR: BAWGAWD This Is gOnna Be Onneee Helllova SLoBBerKnocker BetWEEn Randy Orton And Batista !!!

Batista (middle of Orton's headlock): Um, if Doink change his name, what would he change it to?

Orton: ..Um, maybe Spots or Bubbles or maybe even D --

Batista: ... You ever seen Gladiator movies, Johnny??

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(Triple H has Orton in a headlock)
Triple H: Do you think these tights make me look fat?
Randy: Uh... No?
**Triple H wrenches Orton's neck**
Randy: Yes!?
**Again he wrenches Orton's neck**
Randy: Slightly, only slightly?
Triple H: That's better...
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*Christy has Lita in a headlock*

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Old 10-06-2004, 08:52 PM   #29
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Remind me what my finisher is again...


Simple but effective one liners is actually more of what I'm looking for here in this round. No need to go through all this complicated setup. This game is actually more built around one liners.
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:41 AM   #31
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That's something Test would say.
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(Triple H, Ric Flair, and Batista are in a six man tag. Triple H and Flair are on the apron.)
Ric: Why is Evolution such a mystery? Why can't we reveal ourselves as the hold-downers that we are?
Triple H: Cause I get to keep the belt that way!
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Wrestler one: is it wrong that i have these feelings towards you

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