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Old 10-07-2004, 05:57 PM   #1001
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Vince: My ideas suck... Maybe we should go with a regular football leauge instead of a gimmicky one...

(Five years later...)

Vince: WELCOME! TO THE 5TH ANIVERSERY GAME OF THE X... F... L!!!
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Old 10-07-2004, 06:29 PM   #1004
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Old 10-07-2004, 06:38 PM   #1005
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(At the beginning of the season...)
Brock Lesnar: OH BOY! I'm really pumped up! I cant wait to be a star!

(At the end of the season...)
Vince: ... I gotta close down the XFL...
Brock: SON OF A...
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Old 10-08-2004, 03:25 AM   #1006
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Old 10-08-2004, 03:25 AM   #1007
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Old 10-08-2004, 04:48 AM   #1008
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Old 10-08-2004, 06:39 AM   #1009
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Old 10-08-2004, 08:25 AM   #1010
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Old 10-08-2004, 10:33 AM   #1011
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Old 10-08-2004, 10:52 AM   #1012
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Old 10-08-2004, 11:05 AM   #1013
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Old 10-08-2004, 12:14 PM   #1014
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Old 10-08-2004, 12:16 PM   #1015
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Old 10-08-2004, 12:34 PM   #1016
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Old 10-08-2004, 12:44 PM   #1017
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Goddammit, for the last time, it's SNITSKY, not SINISKI!
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Old 10-08-2004, 01:40 PM   #1018
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?
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Old 10-08-2004, 02:01 PM   #1019
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Old 10-08-2004, 02:50 PM   #1020
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Oh, that was a mistake, my friend! The Snit just hit the fan!
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Old 10-08-2004, 03:10 PM   #1021
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Old 10-08-2004, 04:00 PM   #1024
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The Shakespeare version of wrestling storylines

(choose any current/past storyline and Shakespeare-ize it)
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Old 10-08-2004, 04:57 PM   #1025
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The Tragedy of Kane, Jobber of Denmark

ACT I

[Enter KANE and PAUL BEARER]

KANE: Where wilt thou lead me? Speak! I'll go no further.

PAUL: Kaaaaannnneee... I am the spirit ouf your adpoted fatherrrr...
Doooom'd for a certain term to walk the nigggghhhtt....
And for the day confined to fast in firessssss....
Till the foul crimes done in my days of natureeeee...
Are burned and purged away.....
REVENGE my foul and most unnnatturallll murderrrrr...

KANE: MURDER!

PAUL: Murder most foullll...

Flashback to scene where UNDERTAKER flips on the switch to bury PAUL BEARER in oatmeal... er, concrete

PAUL: Ay, that undead, past-his-prime beastttt...
With witchcraft of his witttttt... with traitorous gifffftssss...
Whose wicked wit and giftssss have giv'n him the Title push....
Whilts you toil in the midcarrrdddd....
Working a much loathed pregnancy angleeeeeee.....

BRET: Hey, are you done, Paul? We need a fourth for our bridge game, and Al Wilson and Pepper are getting antsy.

KANE: Holy Sh--! Bret Hart? And why are you dressed up like a frikkin' genie?

BRET: Um... Well... That is... [runs]

ACT II

KANE: [holding a skull in his hand] Alas poor Katie, I knew her well...

TRIPLE H: [offstage] So did I. Nyah hah hah hah...

ACT III

KANE: Come, come, wife, and sit you down. You shall not budge.
You go not till I set you up a glass.
Where you may see the inmost part of you.
[wiggles eyebrows] If you know what I mean.

LITA: OK. But whatever you do... don't look behind that curtain.

MATT HARDY: [behind curtain] Son of a bitch!

[KANE slays MATT HARDY, who falls and DIES.]

ACT IV

LITA: [insanely] Will he not come again?
No, no, Matt is dead:
Go to thy death-bed:
He will never come again.

KANE: [sadly] Poor Lita.

[SNITSKY bumps into KANE, who accidentally bumps LITA out the WINDOW. LITA dies.]

KANE: Liiiiiiiittttaaaaaaaaaaa...

SNITSKY: I didn't do it.

ACT V

[Epic battle between KANE and UNDERTAKER, in which pretty much everyone is dead.]

KANE: O, I die...
The potent Last Ride quite o'er-crows my spirit.
I cannot live to act in crappy WWE movies
But I do prophecy that
Triple H will remain champion for the next
Twenty years, thus I might as well
Cut my losses and give up the ghost henceforth.
At least Undertaker is justly served
In a poison tempered by himself.
The rest is silence.

[TAKER sits up, very much alive, and just stares at KANE.]

KANE: Well, son of a bitch! [Dies.]
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:51 PM   #1026
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"William Shakespeare's A MidSummer Night's Job"

(The story takes place around WM18, when ..he returned..
Jericho is in the theater.)

Jericho: Thou reign shall be greater than thousand years of scold,
For the Game shall return upon yonder soon enough, I believe.
And sooner of course, because this King of the World has become a champ
at last.. which is why.. he returns..

Nosious H: Haha, Jericho.. tis the name of a Lionheart.
Thou must feel punishment for talent I never achieved to be,
The crowd desires the King more, for that, it all must change..

Lady McMahon: You must vanquish this foe of a worthless man,
young Jeritron, walk the noble beast Lucy and the job shall be meaningful.

Jericho: Um-ith.. Thou thoughtis I couldve ..you know... fight Nosious.. and stuff.
The crowd would care for the King to be sent to victory. Nosious hogs spotlights
And thou knows.. HE RUINS PUSHES! ..I don't care about the language! It's true!

Lady McMahon: Walkth the noble beast.. for the good of thy company..

Nosious H (who has quickly beaten Jericho to a pulp): Um..th.. I AM THE GAME! FACE TURN IS GREATER ALL BEFORE NOSIOUS!

Lady McMahon: OH, Nosious! (runs and hugs H, then ruinth the company one show at a time)

fin...
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Old 10-08-2004, 08:08 PM   #1027
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And now im happy that I take theatre studies.

The Merchant Formerly From Victoria Texas, Now Resding In Manhattan New York, However Not really the Merchant, More The Jew...Actually, he Is the Jew

JBL: Why, tis an enlightened day on thy Rialto, what you say there fair Christian, what news may you doth upon me?

Vincent: Why, noble Jew, it is in my deed to address you, for you are a much worthy Jew.

JBL: nay, nay, twas true, but pleaseth me, what must you tell me?

Vincent: well, mine own industry carrys strife, I wish to take a loan from thou, if thy would be so generous.

JBL: mm hmm, and what shall this be costing me?

Vincent: 20,000 ducats.

JBL: AYE! Well, kind sir, how long would thou enjoy the pleasure in repaying mine pocket?

Vincent: an uncertainty clouds above my head, may I present thou with bargaining?

JBL: hmmm, uncertainty? Well, if e'er thou were in such a catastrophe.

Vincent: if e'er I were in such a catastrophe as in at this present time, I would be handicapped if I were to look elsewhere.

JBL: That you would, but this kind jew would enjoy the company of something, that is until your dept is repaid.

Vincent: Pleaseth me by enlightening me, noble Layfield.

JBL: That poor bleasethed sould by christ, senor Eddie, owneth my surreal life.

Vincent: why, senor Eddie. The man of a many a men?

JBL: What?

Vincent: WWE Champ...

JBL: Oh....aye, him.

Vincent: And what thou taketh from him.

JBL: Hith prized possesion ofcourse. Thy condition that thou taketh thy coinage is'f thou lend me another gold of sorts.

Vincent: til mine burden is repaid?

JBL: yes.

Vincent: why, im certain that thou will carry strong thy company on thou rocks of thy body.

JBL: uh...yeah, sure. Can i have the belt now?

Vince: sure.
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Old 10-08-2004, 10:20 PM   #1028
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Old 10-09-2004, 03:13 AM   #1029
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JR: O Father, creator of both thy Heavens and Earth! Doth see-eth ye people that which is before you; the very knocking of that which endribbles from the warriors' maw? Seem it, to me, these galiant contenders, pitched in battle for a fortnight, renderd brecaned in healf! Lord McMahon, yon bearn of a bitch! YON BEARN OF A BITCH IS HE!

King: Did ye chance a gander at yon wench's breost? Yay! Yay verily!



Eh...worth a shot.
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Old 10-09-2004, 06:45 AM   #1030
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Oh man, El Santo had me in stitches. gonMad and Transplant would have.... except I haven't read those other ones before. But they were still pretty good!
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Old 10-10-2004, 02:33 AM   #1031
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Now for my complements..

El Santos Halper, I give you thanks and yes, I must say a very funny post there. T-Plant, great punchline. A-life, I rather hear King and JR talk like that. A good effort. Corks.. I am pretty good, aren't I? [/cocky heel turn ..maybe?]
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Old 10-10-2004, 04:02 AM   #1032
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Juliet: Oh Romeo, or Romeo, where for art tho-- *Lita spears Juliet, and then dumps a chocolate shake on her*

Vince: CUT! Lita, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!

Lita: Ric told me that I had to go Spearshake on Juliet, and I didn’t botch it! Aren’t you proud!

Vince: No, it’s SHAKESPEAR! Are you a serious actress, or not?

Lita: Hey, don’t question my tassels… uhhh…. Pancake….. no, not right… Oh! Talent! Don’t question my talent! I played Othello at Cambridge!

Vince: Oh really?

Lita: Yeah! I was at a gas station in Cambridge, Iowa and I played Othello on my phone.

Vince: ……

Lita: I also played pac-man in Detroit!
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Old 10-10-2004, 04:19 AM   #1033
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well actually Cork, gonmad's has nothing to do with Midsummer Night's Dream.
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Old 10-10-2004, 06:25 AM   #1034
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I didn't say anything about a Midsummer Night's Dream. But whatever.

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