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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Hmmm... Maybe after this, I'll go swimming in my money room.
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He's Here
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"What's this odd blue logo on the top of this paper? What is 'Smack-Down?'"
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Let's see. Fourteen across. "Ten-letter word for aggravate..."
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He's Here
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"Damn... I'm really itchy... I wonder who gave it to me this time..."
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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You know what this show needs more of? Poop jokes!
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He's Here
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Uh oh, Hunter's gonna be mad... He only has 5 segments tonight...
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President of Freedonia
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"OUCH! Benoit needs to learn how to give better blowjobs, looks like I'm gonna have to put off his next title reign by a year."
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The Caption Crippler
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"Hmm...let's see. Should I give the WWE title to Angle, Eddie, or the Undertaker? Nah, let's give JBL another 4 months. I'm such a genius"
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He's Here
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Cant sleep, clown'll eat me... Cant sleep, clown'll eat me... Cant sleep, clown'll eat me.....
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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"Puppies." That shit still cracks me up.
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He's Here
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You're fired... You ARE fired... YOU are fired... You are FIRED... YOU'RE FIRED... YOU ARE fired...
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EL MERO MERO!
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Vince: Hmm.. Jericho the main event champion.. sounds great.. (HHH hands Vince coffee).. mmm... no, I think Hunter and Kane's unborn child should be co-World Champs and JBL will fued with CCC and Holly for the title, with GoobleGooker as guest referee.. GENUIS!
** HHH hides bottle of ether **
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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...open the doors and see all the...goddammit, Rhyno.
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He's Here
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If only I could get Jericho a title run... But if I do, no more butt fucks from Hunter...
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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So, let's see...
Nick Dinsmore's a retard. Check. Mike Bucci's a fitness instructor. Check. Carly Colon is a Razor Ramon ripoff. Check. Rico Constantino is a raging homosexual. Check. Chris Benoit - Bowling Enthusaist. Hmm. No check. Better tell Steph. |
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So fucking sexy.
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Made me laugh out loud!
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He's Here
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**Darts around in his chair**
Vince (Thinking): Secret, AGENT man... Secret, AGENT man! |
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Mostly Harmless
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What stupid thing can we get Steven Richards to do this week?
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He's Here
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The fans are gonna LOVE this one!
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Oh, I get it now! It's Venus with an "I!" Like "penis!"
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He's Here
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Which of these brands aint like the other... Which of these brands just doesnt belong...
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Hey, where's the cream fi-- Oh, there it is.
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He's Here
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DAMN Steph is lookin' FIIIIIINE!
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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Hulk Hogan was in "Spy Hard" with Marcia Gay Harden, who was in "Mystic River" with Kevin Bacon. Whoa! It does work!
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One Man Horror Show
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Oh man, you guys have done EXACTLY what I wanted... awesome awesome one liners!!! ![]() More please.
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He's Here
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JBL vs. Hardcore Holly at our first SmackDown! ever in the UK... Can I get any smarter?
Other voice: No. Regular voice: Okay then! |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Hmm, I wonder where Poo comes from?
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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No Way Out is next month, and the fans want to see actual wrestlers on the card? Nonsense.
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EL MERO MERO!
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I got it! Extreme Footba-- nope, did it.. Bodybuildi-- damn! Is there any bad ideas I haven't come up with ye- MECHA LESBIAN COCKFIGHTS! I am god!
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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First the fans find out that the Diva Contest was rigged, next thing you know they'll find out that Triple H writes for Raw and that guy who doesn't speak English with the sign "Will Work For Food" writes for SmackDown... Think Vince, think.... AH! I know! I'll go to my rolodex of old storylines!
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So long, Eddie! miss you.
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I love wrestling. But you know what would be even better....wrestling......and football!
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He's Here
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... Titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties titties...
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Inno Knows.
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Vince: hmmmmmm...Mrs. Peabody in the kitchen ... with the sledgehammer!
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He's Here
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Rock bakes some great stroodle... But why did he tell me to suck on it instead of eating it?
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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*walks in with his usual strut and sits down with a weird look on his face. Reaches back and sticks his hand down the back of his pants and pulls out a corn cob.*
"Jesus Christ....how long has that been back there?" |
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#38 |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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I wonder if Courteney Cox would be willing to come to Victory Road and beat Jarrett.
(Oh, sorry, that's what Vince Russo thinks at writer's meetings) |
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The Caption Crippler
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Title match coming up. Time for my trusty Magic 8 ball.
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He's Here
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McMahon Man... McMahon Man... Does whatever, a booker can... McMahon Man, McMahon Man... Gonna keep, Jericho down... Lookout, Here comes a McMahon maaaannn! That's a good one, gotta write that down...
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