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Old 10-16-2004, 05:39 PM   #1
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People on Triple H's Goodside:
Flair: I've made pleanty of virgins scream out and bleed!

(In the back)
Vince: DAMNIT FLAIR... Dont do it again, okay?

People on Triple H's bad side:
RVD: I've made pleanty of virgins scream out and bleed!

(In the back)
Vince: GET THE FUCK OUTA MY BUILDING! YOU'RE FIRED!
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Old 10-17-2004, 07:32 PM   #2
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"Hey Vince, how you doing, **coughcough.. YOUREADICKHEAD AND YOUREEKOFSPAM.. coughcough**.. nice weather we're having... **cough.. IHATEYOURGUTS TRIPLEHISKILLING THESHOW.. cough**.. ... Your daughter's hot, right??.. "
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Old 10-17-2004, 07:43 PM   #3
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(Flair walks into the room)

Triple H: Oh yeah... Give it to me Vince... YEAH!

Vince: Yeah bitch, you like...

(They look over to see Flair, stunned)

Vince and Hunter: Oh shit...
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Old 10-17-2004, 08:01 PM   #4
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Triple H: Hey Chris, Vince wants to see you.
Chris Jericho: Oh thanks for telling me Hunter!

(Jericho walks into Vince's office talking to a writer)

Vince: So I was thinking that we need to push a talented wrestler....

(Jericho is smiling)

Vince: What do you want Chris....

Jericho: That son of a bitch.....

Vince: What? Did that damn Chris Benoit say something to you?

Jericho: No that bastard Triple H....

Vince: He calls me daddy, and therefore I'm a bitch and he's my son so Chris,


YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-17-2004, 08:08 PM   #5
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(Vince, Hunter, and Steph are all sitting at a table... Jericho knocks...)

Vince: Come in, Chris...

Jericho: Hey Mr. McMahon, what's up?

Vince: Well Chris, I have a little game for you... You see this?

(Vince points to a bingo ball turner)

Jericho: Yeeeah....

Vince: There are 30 balls in there.

(Triple H snickers)

Vince: Shh, hehe, shhh... Anyway, there are 30 balls in there... 29 which say "World Heavyweight Title run"... 1 which says "You're Fired"... I'm sure you know which one you have to get... Now, put your hand down there and give 'er a go!

Jericho: Damn! What are the odds!? Looks like I'm gonna be a champion again!

(5 minuites later, Jericho walks out)

Jericho: God damn it...
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Old 10-18-2004, 01:38 AM   #6
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If at all possible, could the next subject be wrestler's poetry... yes, I already have one planed, and no, it does not deal with Lita messing up or insider terms with Flair (hence, there goes most of my jokes)
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:05 AM   #7
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1000 pts to Xero Limit... again. He had a bunch of great ones!


Interesting wrestling poetry.
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:19 AM   #8
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One bitch
Two bitch
Three bitch
Blue bitch

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Old 10-18-2004, 11:49 AM   #9
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, an updated version of Jeff Hardy’s classic poem, Insideaway.

Inside a fed...that somebody blew...I am the potential cw champion that they saw through.
Away from fame...I'm trapped inside...There is no room...no room for pride.
Inside a star...that nobody sees...They see the sparkle but don’t want me.
Away from land...I'm trapped inside...I'm sorry I did it...sorry I got high.
Inside a bong...that nobody hears...It's only me...wet from fears.
Away from Matt...I'm trapped inside...I've floated away to the other side.
Inside a fed... that Jarrett created...I've left the WWE...myself credibility faded.
Away from love...Russo makes me sick...I'm held from holding...my ladder is my gimmick.
Inside my soul...that you Double J see through...I am their WWE “star” whose contract says, “I’ll stay with you.”
Away from them...I watch you sleep...I visit your dreams...in peace so deep.
Inside a fed...my career kinda blew...Won’t go to rehab...Like Kurt says “It’s True.”
Hide away...Fly away...Shoulda done it their way.
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:50 PM   #10
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"Edgeward" by gonMad.. in Haiku form.

Older brother needs attention quick,
heat-less hairy prick,
no real reason for annoyance of mid-carder,
push Jericho instead, talented than other,
30 second pose, Conquistador, is all,
form not really haiku,
Mr. T says 'I pity the foo'!

gon-MAD!!
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Old 10-18-2004, 05:58 PM   #11
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WWE

When you turn on the TV all you can see is WWE
But really, is it all about the snit known as Snitsky?
He supposedly cost Kane his baby.

Or did Lita botch that up?

Then you have Carlito Caribbean Cool
He knows how to make everyone look a fool.
With a bite of his magic apple, he rules the world.

Heading back to Raw is Triple H you have Triple H
Who is still tryin to get inside of Stephanie McMahon
But realizes that she really is "the big wide open."

I'm endin this thing for now
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:23 PM   #12
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I know a man from the Ministry fold
Whose APA gimmick got old.
So he thought it'd be cute
To pull a Nazi salute,
Now he's holding the Championship gold.
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:38 PM   #13
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Triple H is all over my TV
I wish someone would give him an STD

There is a good chance this will happen
Since everyone knows he's the captian

The captian of the SS Stephanie
Which is laden with an STD
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:42 PM   #14
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With her career hanging in limbo
Now nothing more than a bimbo
Segments for piss breaks
To get beer for my thirst to slake
Lita reduced to aborted bambinos
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:55 PM   #15
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Oh look, it's the WWE
Time for another pee-
break match up
Cant wait till this PPV
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Old 10-18-2004, 07:27 PM   #16
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An ode to Jeff Hardy--- (I'm a god of Jeff Hardy Poetry)

Jeff, the biggest spotfest in the nation,
Now you're on that FSN station.
You used to be with your bro in the WWE,
And your matches made time for me to pee.
I think you live in a cardboard box,
with your arm tied tight with your own socks.
Watch where you're going with that ladder...
Another match? Time to empty my bladder!
Your talent? I'd rather have the Rock...
Hell, over you, I'd even take X-pac.
After all those bumps, how can you still be standing?
That high won't last. Soon you'll be landing.
And what's the deal with your colorful hair?
The rehab clinic should have shaved you bare!
Oh, and you suck
...er...good luck?
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Old 10-18-2004, 07:42 PM   #17
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A wrestling old lady named Mae
Was a wrinkled and troublesome lay.
A hand she'd achieve
Is what she'd conceive,
In a bed with a built-in bidet.
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:27 PM   #18
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Ridiculous ways to screw a wrestler out of a match.
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:40 PM   #19
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*Wrestler A pokes Wrestler B in the eye with a screw and gets the pin whilst he's blinded*
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Old 10-18-2004, 09:47 PM   #20
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(Kane arrives 2 hours after RAW)
Kane: LITAAAAAA!
Lita: Yeah Kane?
Kane: Where the fuck have you been!? I was at the airport... You said you'd pick me up... I waited... I waited FIVE FUCKING HOURS! And you never showed up! So I had to WALK here! I MISSED MY MATCH WITH TRIPLE H FOR THE TITLE! WHERE WERE YOU!?
Lita: Well, I went to the stop and you werent there! I stood there 5 hou...
Kane: Wait, "stop"?
Lita: Yeah... It had a picture of a bus, but I knew it was the airplane stop since there were those wheely stairs there...
Kane: OH MY GOD...
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Old 10-19-2004, 03:47 AM   #21
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Haas is ready to make the pin, Dawn Marie runs in...rapid fire multiple headbutts to the groin! And she's still doing it...and....still going...huh?
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:56 AM   #22
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*Wrestler A has Wrestler B in a submission move and the ref calls for the bell even though he didn't tap*
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:15 AM   #23
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Old 10-19-2004, 09:31 AM   #24
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wrestler A shoots a dart into Wrestler B then shaves his head bald

Hmmmmm now where have i heard that before?
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:03 AM   #25
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(Triple H is facing Jericho in the main event of a PPV...)
(Triple H tears his quad)
Hunter: OH GOD! MY LEG! IT'S TORN AGAIN! JERICHO! LAY DOWN!
Jericho: WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS VERY LOUD CROWD!
Hunter: LET ME PIN YOU!
Jericho: YOU WANT ME TO PIN YOU!? OKAY!
Hunter: NO!! NOO!
(Triple H tries to kick out but can't... Jericho is champion...)
Jericho: Sorry about your quad
Hunter: OH MY LEG
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Old 10-19-2004, 06:08 PM   #26
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Hurricane is about to make the pin to become World Champion...
Suddenly an alien [that has a stunning resemblance to Rosey] runs out.
Alien: Quick Hurricane your planet needs you!
HHH: [smiles]
vince: [smiles]
pat patterson: **sitting on couch** [shakes head in dissapointment ]
Hurricane: [Looks back at Hunter limply lying in the mddle of the ring] Damn i knew a superhero gimmick was a bad idea.
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Old 10-19-2004, 06:17 PM   #27
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Vince: Um, Jericho? You know you've got that World Title match coming up with HHH, right?
Jericho: Yeah, and?
Vince: ..Well, nothing.. I just wanted you to take this detour to get to the ring more quicker than Hunter. See, no problem!
Jericho: Thanks, Vinnie Mac! **walks through dark hallway.. after an hour, he makes it to a specific arena with a six sided ring..**
Hunter: HAHAHA! We sure tricked him! I still have my title! I AM THE GAME!
Vince: Yeah.. and what can Jericho do over there.. He has no talent--
TV: ***THIS JUST IN, TNA NOW OWNS WWE AND HALF OF SPIKE**
Vince: ..... SHIT!
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:12 PM   #28
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:12 PM   #29
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:17 PM   #30
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:29 PM   #31
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J.R.: Be sure to stay with us, ladies and gentlemen! Our main event is coming up next! Fourteen little boys in the first EVER Amusement Park Lingerie Battle Royale! STAY TUNED!

KING: Worst. Puppies. Ever.
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:39 PM   #32
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:45 PM   #33
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JR: BAHGAWD MACALLY CALKIN IS THE WWE CHAMPION! BAHGAWD!
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Old 10-19-2004, 11:59 PM   #34
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JR: Welcome back to MoonWalker Night Raw as John Cena is in the ring ..and what's this?! BAHGAWD! GM Michael Jackson has just beat up Cena!
MJ: I hate your video! My nose is real! ...LET'S CLIMB THE TREE.. Come on! Eeehee!
JR: Wow.. what a brutal assault. And don't forget tonight's main event: Triple H v. Kevin Nash in a dance-off battle, with Bubbles as the guest ref! BAWGAWDBILLYJEANISNOTMYLOVER!
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Old 10-20-2004, 01:25 AM   #35
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If MJ is now Vince, then does that make Max Mini his Triple H?, while Rico wins the SmackDown title?
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J.R.: Scheduled next, we have the NEW CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Michael Jackson, with some important announcements about the upcoming pay per view!

KING: It's a real shocker to have someone like Michael Jackson take over the company! I wonder what he has to say!

["Thriller" blasts through the PA system as The King of Pop moonwalks onto the top of the stage to a decent pop...from the little boys section.]

MJ: Well, it's been a strange trip that has brought me to power in the WW E-HEE! In my first act as C E-HEE! O, the first pay--

[Kane's pyro suddenly malfunctions and the stage erupts into flames. Michael's hair catches on fire.]

MJ: (while rolling down the ramp and clutching his smoking head) GOD DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN!

JR: BAH GAWD! He's burning like a government mule...on fire!

KING: ...I'm moving to a different town.
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Old 10-20-2004, 09:21 AM   #37
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King: I hope he doesn't drop her!
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Michael: ... And I encourage all of you to bring your children to the shows! There will be a special section, in my office, where there will be fun and games! I'll babysit them! As long as they are male, they can come!
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Old 10-20-2004, 11:32 AM   #39
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Michael: Ladies and gentleman there is a NEW possible stipulation at Taboo Tuesday's Title match: a little boy's pole.........er...... I mean a little pole on a boy.........dammit...........A boy on my pole match..........uh...........shuuuuuuuuutuppppppp!!!!!!! :foc:
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Michael: Welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW CHACHIMMOANA! Every night is gonna be fun night!

HHH: Aren't you that pedophile guy?

Michael: You're ignorant...thats ignorant EHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE
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