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#1121 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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If at all possible, could the next subject be wrestler's poetry... yes, I already have one planed, and no, it does not deal with Lita messing up or insider terms with Flair (hence, there goes most of my jokes)
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#1122 |
Posts: 18,357
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1000 pts to Xero Limit... again. He had a bunch of great ones!
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#1123 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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One bitch
Two bitch Three bitch Blue bitch Austin: Thank you! Thank you! |
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#1124 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, an updated version of Jeff Hardy’s classic poem, Insideaway.
Inside a fed...that somebody blew...I am the potential cw champion that they saw through. Away from fame...I'm trapped inside...There is no room...no room for pride. Inside a star...that nobody sees...They see the sparkle but don’t want me. Away from land...I'm trapped inside...I'm sorry I did it...sorry I got high. Inside a bong...that nobody hears...It's only me...wet from fears. Away from Matt...I'm trapped inside...I've floated away to the other side. Inside a fed... that Jarrett created...I've left the WWE...myself credibility faded. Away from love...Russo makes me sick...I'm held from holding...my ladder is my gimmick. Inside my soul...that you Double J see through...I am their WWE “star” whose contract says, “I’ll stay with you.” Away from them...I watch you sleep...I visit your dreams...in peace so deep. Inside a fed...my career kinda blew...Won’t go to rehab...Like Kurt says “It’s True.” Hide away...Fly away...Shoulda done it their way. |
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#1125 |
EL MERO MERO!
Posts: 4,259
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"Edgeward" by gonMad.. in Haiku form.
Older brother needs attention quick, heat-less hairy prick, no real reason for annoyance of mid-carder, push Jericho instead, talented than other, 30 second pose, Conquistador, is all, form not really haiku, Mr. T says 'I pity the foo'! gon-MAD!! |
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#1126 |
*Oh Sh*t*
Posts: 19,302
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WWE
When you turn on the TV all you can see is WWE But really, is it all about the snit known as Snitsky? He supposedly cost Kane his baby. Or did Lita botch that up? Then you have Carlito Caribbean Cool He knows how to make everyone look a fool. With a bite of his magic apple, he rules the world. Heading back to Raw is Triple H you have Triple H Who is still tryin to get inside of Stephanie McMahon But realizes that she really is "the big wide open." I'm endin this thing for now |
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#1127 |
One Man Horror Show
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I know a man from the Ministry fold
Whose APA gimmick got old. So he thought it'd be cute To pull a Nazi salute, Now he's holding the Championship gold. |
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#1128 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Triple H is all over my TV
I wish someone would give him an STD There is a good chance this will happen Since everyone knows he's the captian The captian of the SS Stephanie Which is laden with an STD |
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#1129 |
IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR THING
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With her career hanging in limbo
Now nothing more than a bimbo Segments for piss breaks To get beer for my thirst to slake Lita reduced to aborted bambinos |
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#1130 |
Posts: 22,695
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Oh look, it's the WWE
Time for another pee- break match up Cant wait till this PPV is finished so I can see what happens tomorrow night on Raw. |
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#1131 |
Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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An ode to Jeff Hardy--- (I'm a god of Jeff Hardy Poetry)
Jeff, the biggest spotfest in the nation, Now you're on that FSN station. You used to be with your bro in the WWE, And your matches made time for me to pee. I think you live in a cardboard box, with your arm tied tight with your own socks. Watch where you're going with that ladder... Another match? Time to empty my bladder! Your talent? I'd rather have the Rock... Hell, over you, I'd even take X-pac. After all those bumps, how can you still be standing? That high won't last. Soon you'll be landing. And what's the deal with your colorful hair? The rehab clinic should have shaved you bare! Oh, and you suck ...er...good luck? |
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#1132 |
IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR THING
Posts: 4,521
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A wrestling old lady named Mae
Was a wrinkled and troublesome lay. A hand she'd achieve Is what she'd conceive, In a bed with a built-in bidet. |
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#1133 |
Posts: 18,357
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Ridiculous ways to screw a wrestler out of a match.
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#1134 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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*Wrestler A pokes Wrestler B in the eye with a screw and gets the pin whilst he's blinded*
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#1135 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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(Kane arrives 2 hours after RAW)
Kane: LITAAAAAA! Lita: Yeah Kane? Kane: Where the fuck have you been!? I was at the airport... You said you'd pick me up... I waited... I waited FIVE FUCKING HOURS! And you never showed up! So I had to WALK here! I MISSED MY MATCH WITH TRIPLE H FOR THE TITLE! WHERE WERE YOU!? Lita: Well, I went to the stop and you werent there! I stood there 5 hou... Kane: Wait, "stop"? Lita: Yeah... It had a picture of a bus, but I knew it was the airplane stop since there were those wheely stairs there... Kane: OH MY GOD... |
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#1136 |
A Pittsburgh Original
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Haas is ready to make the pin, Dawn Marie runs in...rapid fire multiple headbutts to the groin! And she's still doing it...and....still going...huh?
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#1137 |
Posts: 22,695
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*Wrestler A has Wrestler B in a submission move and the ref calls for the bell even though he didn't tap*
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#1138 |
Over Like Rover
Posts: 38,444
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Bag of popcorn shot to the head followed by the 3-count
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#1139 |
R.I.P Tanner
Posts: 8,219
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wrestler A shoots a dart into Wrestler B then shaves his head bald
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#1140 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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(Triple H is facing Jericho in the main event of a PPV...)
(Triple H tears his quad) Hunter: OH GOD! MY LEG! IT'S TORN AGAIN! JERICHO! LAY DOWN! Jericho: WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS VERY LOUD CROWD! ![]() Hunter: LET ME PIN YOU! Jericho: YOU WANT ME TO PIN YOU!? OKAY! Hunter: NO!! NOO! (Triple H tries to kick out but can't... Jericho is champion...) Jericho: Sorry about your quad ![]() Hunter: ![]() ![]() Last edited by Xero; 10-19-2004 at 10:52 AM. |
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#1141 |
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Hurricane is about to make the pin to become World Champion...
Suddenly an alien [that has a stunning resemblance to Rosey] runs out. Alien: Quick Hurricane your planet needs you! HHH: [smiles] vince: [smiles] pat patterson: **sitting on couch** [shakes head in dissapointment ![]() Hurricane: [Looks back at Hunter limply lying in the mddle of the ring] Damn i knew a superhero gimmick was a bad idea. |
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#1142 |
EL MERO MERO!
Posts: 4,259
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Vince: Um, Jericho? You know you've got that World Title match coming up with HHH, right?
Jericho: Yeah, and? Vince: ..Well, nothing.. I just wanted you to take this detour to get to the ring more quicker than Hunter. See, no problem! Jericho: Thanks, Vinnie Mac! **walks through dark hallway.. after an hour, he makes it to a specific arena with a six sided ring..** Hunter: HAHAHA! We sure tricked him! I still have my title! I AM THE GAME! Vince: Yeah.. and what can Jericho do over there.. He has no talent-- TV: ***THIS JUST IN, TNA NOW OWNS WWE AND HALF OF SPIKE** Vince: ..... SHIT! |
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#1143 |
Posts: 18,357
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#1144 |
Posts: 18,357
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If Michael Jackson ran the WWE
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#1145 |
Guest
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so gonmad won that round? damn mine sounded good in my head but not on the computer screen
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#1146 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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J.R.: Be sure to stay with us, ladies and gentlemen! Our main event is coming up next! Fourteen little boys in the first EVER Amusement Park Lingerie Battle Royale! STAY TUNED!
KING: Worst. Puppies. Ever. |
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#1147 |
Mostly Harmless
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Lawler: What's this? Sheldon is now white??? Triple H has had a nose job??
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#1148 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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JR: BAHGAWD MACALLY CALKIN IS THE WWE CHAMPION! BAHGAWD!
Triple H: FUCKING HELL! |
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#1149 |
EL MERO MERO!
Posts: 4,259
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JR: Welcome back to MoonWalker Night Raw as John Cena is in the ring ..and what's this?! BAHGAWD! GM Michael Jackson has just beat up Cena!
MJ: I hate your video! My nose is real! ...LET'S CLIMB THE TREE.. Come on! Eeehee! JR: Wow.. what a brutal assault. And don't forget tonight's main event: Triple H v. Kevin Nash in a dance-off battle, with Bubbles as the guest ref! BAWGAWDBILLYJEANISNOTMYLOVER! |
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#1150 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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If MJ is now Vince, then does that make Max Mini his Triple H?, while Rico wins the SmackDown title?
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#1151 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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J.R.: Scheduled next, we have the NEW CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, Michael Jackson, with some important announcements about the upcoming pay per view!
KING: It's a real shocker to have someone like Michael Jackson take over the company! I wonder what he has to say! ["Thriller" blasts through the PA system as The King of Pop moonwalks onto the top of the stage to a decent pop...from the little boys section.] MJ: Well, it's been a strange trip that has brought me to power in the WW E-HEE! In my first act as C E-HEE! O, the first pay-- [Kane's pyro suddenly malfunctions and the stage erupts into flames. Michael's hair catches on fire.] MJ: (while rolling down the ramp and clutching his smoking head) GOD DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN! JR: BAH GAWD! He's burning like a government mule...on fire! KING: ...I'm moving to a different town. |
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#1152 |
Triple A's a bitch
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JR: BAH GAWD! Kane is dangling Lita from the top of the Titan-tron!
King: I hope he doesn't drop her! Backstage.... Jackson: Nice...... |
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#1153 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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(In a backstage meeting)
Michael: ... And I encourage all of you to bring your children to the shows! There will be a special section, in my office, where there will be fun and games! I'll babysit them! As long as they are male, they can come! |
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#1154 |
IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR THING
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Michael: Ladies and gentleman there is a NEW possible stipulation at Taboo Tuesday's Title match: a little boy's pole.........er...... I mean a little pole on a boy.........dammit...........A boy on my pole match..........uh...........shuuuuuuuuutuppppppp!!!!!!! :foc:
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#1155 |
Inno Knows.
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Michael: Welcome to MONDAY NIGHT RAW CHACHIMMOANA! Every night is gonna be fun night!
HHH: Aren't you that pedophile guy? Michael: You're ignorant...thats ignorant EHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE |
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#1156 |
Incoming Text
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King: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this Battle Royal for the WWE championship is going insane!!!"
JR: "Whats this?!? SUPERKICK TO TRIPLE H BY RICO!! 1......2.......3!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW WWE CHAMPION!!! King: "And, here come Billy, Chuck, and the owner, Michael Jackson!!! They're all celebrating in the ring!!! What a bunch of lovebirds." JR: "Shutup, King." |
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#1157 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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King: HAHA! KIDDIES!
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#1158 | |
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#1159 |
Posts: 18,357
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500 pts to CosaNostra and Xero Limit each.
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#1160 |
Cranky Kong
Posts: 78,671
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