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#81 |
I'm Brllnt!
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Samoa Joe suspended? Hell froze over, pigs are flying over my house, the apocalypse has officially begun and I'm pretty sure I just became a monkey's uncle...
Everyone get ready for NXT season 3's breakout star: Joe Seanoa! Oh and he's not fat, he's fluffy! |
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#82 |
Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Samoa Joe's not fat.
Mickie James is. |
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#83 |
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#84 |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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Lol, that needs to go up on the "wrestler Lookalike thread"
Am I the only one seeing it strange that there trying to call Samoa Joe on "not wanting to lose weight", yet he still can move in the ring? Both Jeff Hardy and Tomko have put on weight and gotten sloppier in the ring and havent gotten called on it? |
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#85 |
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I can see that as well. Also, you got to remember Big Van Vader and Bam Bam Bigelow.
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#86 |
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I could see Samoa Joe leaving TNA pretty soon. The guy has been allowed to really showcase himself there at times, but it wasn't the match made in heaven that either party thought it would be, I don't think. Joe has got some good friends in the WWE. I believe he is close to both John Cena and CM Punk. If he wanted a job there, I think he would get one. To be honest, I could see him paired with The Usos as a sort of mini-stable.
But I think Joe cares more about his creative freedom than his wallet, so perhaps he might go to Japan, or even return to ROH or join that new Florida promotion. Also, a skinny Samoa Joe just doesn't seem as cool to me as a fat Joe who just kicks the shit out of people. |
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wel JB shouldn't of said that so I agree with Joe there, otherwise he's a donkeybag for going nuts backstage.
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#88 |
Daddy's Home
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OMG, I CAN"T BELIEVE THAT THEY SUSPEN...
Yea don't really care. |
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For the record, the announced time limit was the wrong call to make. As soon as Borash said it, you knew what was going to happen, and it pissed off the crowd and took the wind out of the sails for the rest of the match. If it happened as it did without the early announcement, people would have been into their wild brawl, been annoying about the time limit, but really wanted to see the next match between the two.
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#90 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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I think if TNA keeps screwing with Joe, he will jump to WWE.
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#91 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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#93 |
Inno Knows.
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Punk is the 3rd king
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#94 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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Well then here is the question, would guys like Cyber Kong and former Eliminator Kronus be considered fat? Kronus was around 300 lbs but could hit that 450 better than Justin Gabriel. Husky and Joe are agile and quick in the ring and well, Cyber Kong could probibly throw one of those "Smart cars" at you |
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#96 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Joe is a moron for staying in TNA. It is clear the path that TNA is going, the crazy insane path that isn't very clear and don't make no sense ever. WWE would be a good place for him. He needs to pull his head out of his ass.
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Let's face it, working for ROH won't provide enough food for Joe to eat. |
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#98 |
Over Like Rover
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I don't think Vince's personal wealth would provide enough food for Joe to eat.
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Kronus was kinda sorta fat but I wouldn't call it fat. Chubby works better, he was borderline. You can be fat and agile and/or strong. Though remember height matters, as well as the amount of muscle. If you're 300 pounds and ripped, you aren't fat. If you're 300 pounds and over 6'5 you likely aren't in the fat category, either. Nash and Taker aren't fat, for example. |
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#100 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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Taker also isn't 300 lbs...
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#101 |
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He's like 290 now, but he slimmed down from 328 (billed, let's say 310-315 realistically) and back then he wasn't fat.
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#102 |
You know that’s right
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Joe should start wearing polka dot tights and call himself the Samoan Dream.
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The 'new Umaga'?
Book it. |
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#104 |
Inno Knows.
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#105 |
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#106 |
Inno Knows.
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IF YOU WILL
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If Joe ever thought about joining the WWE, it's probably a "I'm going to do it now before there's no interest in me" thing. The only thing that would stop Joe from signing is if he still has that "artist's mentality" where he doesn't want to conform even for the big bucks. |
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#108 | |
"Ask him!"
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#109 |
Triple A's best friend!
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If Joe goes to the E I see Vince putting him with the Usos and dub them Samoan Swat Team 2.0....which I guess would make him the new Samoan Savage.
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#110 |
Pope Is Pimpin'
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Vince would want Joe to come to WWE so he could job him out and put him in funny skits on Raw with Santino and Kozlov. If Christian and Gail Kim can't get decent pushes, no way in hell Joe would. Not to mention he'd probably have to do two years in FCW to learn the "WWE style." |
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#112 |
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I think Joe would bypass a lot of that developmental stuff. He's got friends in high places, and while he might not be given the "keys to the company" or anything, I think they'd use him as a strong mid-carder at the very least. I could see him being put with The Usos, but it'd need to keep with their "We're a new breed of Samoan" thing.
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#113 | |
I'm Brllnt!
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#114 |
He's Here
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Who are his "friends in high places"? Because Punk ain't one.
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#115 |
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No actually Joe and Punk are best friends. If he leaves and I hope he does because he just too good. I hope to see him in Japan or ROH again.
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#116 |
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I mean Punk isn't "in high places".
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#118 |
Polyam cult member #420
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#119 |
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Yeah that worked out so well for Danielson.
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