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Old 12-31-2010, 04:40 AM   #81
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All we need now is R-Truth to pop up and confront Cody, 'You want your own Sapphire!' and then slap him.

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Old 12-31-2010, 09:59 AM   #82
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This is great news is they use her correctly, which I think they will, as she wouldn't have signed without some serious talks with McMahon and creative. I can see her winning the Diva's Title on her debut match. I just can't wait to see her fucking bodyslam those stupids whores Maryse and "LayCool" and break their fucking weak, thin little spines with her awesome power.

I absolutely love the idea of her being The Miz' personal bodyguard, the way Chyna was for HBK and Triple H. Her name fits in perfectly with his crew and she could seriously mess some people up and help The Miz keep the WWE title awhile longer.

A second thought is having her be a contestant on NXT and win the whole thing. The only problem is that I don't think the WWE's PG rating will allow for any kind of serious male/female violence, and an Awesome Kong vs. Sheamus match is going to be fucking violent.
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Old 12-31-2010, 10:00 AM   #83
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Third idea: have her start a Goldberg-like streak in the Women's division. Get her to unify the titles since they simply don't NEED 2 women's championships floating around, and have her dominate the division for several months before a big final showdown against someone where she finally gets pinned.
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Old 12-31-2010, 10:33 AM   #84
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Third idea: have her start a Goldberg-like streak in the Women's division. Get her to unify the titles since they simply don't NEED 2 women's championships floating around, and have her dominate the division for several months before a big final showdown against someone where she finally gets pinned.
Too late. They already unified the women's belt into the Diva's title.
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Old 12-31-2010, 02:25 PM   #85
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Oops. Just goes to show how little of a shit I give about the WWE's current women's division.
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Old 12-31-2010, 07:36 PM   #86
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I don't like the name Diva's Title. Women's Title sounds much more prestigious
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It is a pretty lame name for a title.
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Old 01-01-2011, 12:30 AM   #88
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I think he meant the Divas Title was a pretty lame name.
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I never imagined the Women's title would be retired. It also doesn't help that in a match for Layla's Women's Championship and Melina's Divas Championship, the person to unify the belts was the holder of neither.
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I really like the idea of pairing her with "Dashing" Cody Rhodes.
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Old 01-01-2011, 11:35 AM   #94
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Pairing her with LayCool would be fun to watch, but it'd be more of a way to get LayCool over than Kong, I would think. Giving her a Chyna-type role with The Miz would be equally beneficial for both parties, as she could believably dispatch of men and women alike. I even like the Cody idea.

Of course, with so many good options, this can only mean that she'll strictly be put in the women's division on SmackDown and barely used.
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Miz: Because I'm The Miz....and she's AWWWWWWWWWWESOME (Kong).
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I really like the idea of pairing her with "Dashing" Cody Rhodes.
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Miz: Because I'm The Miz....and she's AWWWWWWWWWWESOME (Kong).
You know what...if they brought her as Miz's bodyguard, It WOULD be AWESOME.
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Old 01-02-2011, 01:48 PM   #101
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Awesome Kong - How will she be used
Any good guesses here? I really hope they don't send her to FCW and will give her a decent push.

A Beth Phoenix - Kong Feud down the line will be nice.

Do they make her a body guard for LayCool, or give her a manager - she definately need a mouthpiece.

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Old 01-02-2011, 01:57 PM   #102
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Couldn't you have asked this in the thread about her signing? Y'know, where there are a 100 posts about how best to use her?

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LayCool is going to add her to their team.
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She fails at two out of three.

I mean okay she can wrestle but she cant be a diva.
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I mean okay she can wrestle but she cant be a diva.
Smart, sexy and powerful.
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But seriously, if Star Jones can find a man then I guarantee someone out there likes a BBL (big black lady). In fact, here she is dressed normally...and I can honestly say she has appeal. Who said the WWE is giving her the braids and amazon look anyways...
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They better had. She won't last if she comes in as a "big, beautiful, bubbly black woman".

I mean, is she really all that "good" in the ring or is she just a "spectacle" type wrestler. I honestly can't remember what her in-ring stuff was like.
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She is on par with Natalya and Beth. Not saying she is better or worse but I would put her in their caliber.
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Bring her in as the latest diva to try and woo Daniel Bryan. It will turn out that Bryan likes it and chooses Kong over the Bellas. Michael Cole then dies of a brain aneurysm trying to figure it out.
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I would pair Kong with Punk for a while.
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I would mark the fuck out for that.
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Old 01-02-2011, 10:13 PM   #113
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Bring her in as the latest diva to try and woo Daniel Bryan. It will turn out that Bryan likes it and chooses Kong over the Bellas. Michael Cole then dies of a brain aneurysm trying to figure it out.
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Old 01-02-2011, 11:10 PM   #115
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How about this?

Mark Henry comes out on RAW one day and says,

"You know the worlds strongest man needs a woman. I know I had many women in the past, even some mistakes like Mae Young but damn you know Im so strong the ladies are afraid I'll break em! So I am putting out a challenge to any woman in the world who wants to be my lover and thinks she can handle me!"

For a few weeks women try to get with Mark Henry but through video vingettes they show how they fail because Henry is just too large. For one example, they can show Henry and a skinny woman in bed and he rolls on top of her and she gets squashed etc.

Finally on week 4, Henry spots Awesome Kong in the audience. He says she should come in the ring and she does. Henry asks her why some one as hand some as her didnt ask him out. Awesome Kong smiles and says, "Baby its cause I was afraid I'd break you. You might be the worlds strongest man but I'm the worlds strongest woman!". Henry and Kong then go on a date and fall in love. Kong starts accompanying Henry to the ring and helping him win match after match. Each time Henry wins, he and Kong make out and they say that "hurting others makes them love each other even more".

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Old 01-03-2011, 01:04 AM   #116
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How about this?

Mark Henry comes out on RAW one day and says,

"You know the worlds strongest man needs a woman. I know I had many women in the past, even some mistakes like Mae Young but damn you know Im so strong the ladies are afraid I'll break em! So I am putting out a challenge to any woman in the world who wants to be my lover and thinks she can handle me!"

For a few weeks women try to get with Mark Henry but through video vingettes they show how they fail because Henry is just too large. For one example, they can show Henry and a skinny woman in bed and he rolls on top of her and she gets squashed etc.

Finally on week 4, Henry spots Awesome Kong in the audience. He says she should come in the ring and she does. Henry asks her why some one as hand some as her didnt ask him out. Awesome Kong smiles and says, "Baby its cause I was afraid I'd break you. You might be the worlds strongest man but I'm the worlds strongest woman!". Henry and Kong then go on a date and fall in love. Kong starts accompanying Henry to the ring and helping him win match after match. Each time Henry wins, he and Kong make out and they say that "hurting others makes them love each other even more".
That's a really bad idea
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:05 AM   #117
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I think that's the idea of the century. Could probably catapult Mark Henry to the top of the wrestling world!
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:12 AM   #118
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:58 AM   #119
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But seriously, if Star Jones can find a man then I guarantee someone out there likes a BBL (big black lady). In fact, here she is dressed normally...and I can honestly say she has appeal. Who said the WWE is giving her the braids and amazon look anyways...
Told you she wasn't a complete hosebeast.

Unfortunately for everyone, I can see the WWE machine giving her a name change (or giving her the "Tazz" treatment: "Kongg", you know, so they don't have to worry about litigation from Peter Jackson because it has TWO G'S, not one!) and the old Farooq blue foam American Gladiator padding. Yes, I'm preparing myself for disappointment with how they handle Amazing Kong. It may be true I'm being overly cynical, but let's be honest here, most debuts are less like Jericho's and more like Christian's return.
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Old 01-03-2011, 06:21 PM   #120
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Shame that MVP's not still in WWE - Kong could have been the girl he left Sherri Sheppard for.
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