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#81 |
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Cena retains at Hell in a Cell against Sheamus or someone, comes out the next night on Raw for the US Title open challenge and gets ambushed Nexus style by Samoa Joe and maybe a couple other NXT guys who are out to end Cena on behalf of the IWC and "guys who have busted their ass in the indies for years while WWE's golden child made millions".
The attack leaves Cena "injured" and he has to vacate the US Title. Title goes up for grabs in a tournament that is won by Samoa Joe who dominates the competition WITH HIS PATENTED COQUINA CLUTCH until Cena comes back in January looking for revenge. But first, the Royal Rumble. Joe and his fellow members of the Initiation to Wipe out Cena (GET IT!?) makes sure he doesn't win and then refuses to grant him a US Title match unless it's on his terms. A) He'll use Cena to get his WrestleMania moment. B) Cena has to put his career on the line. Joe vs Cena title vs career at WrestleMania. |
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#82 |
Resident drug enabler
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That's my idea. Don't steal it and use it in your wrestling booking sim games without my permission, okay guys??
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#83 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Match really starting to drag on. Crowd's been active but match feels like its going on a slow pace right now.
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#84 |
They're eating the dogs..
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#85 |
Resident drug enabler
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Give me your address.
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#86 |
Tongue my Fartbox
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Cena knocked on his arse by a door that weighs next to nothing.
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#87 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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That was a pretty good spot with the door by Rollins. Thought he was going to just rush out of the cage for a moment.
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#88 |
They're eating the dogs..
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#89 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Sheamus?
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#90 |
Resident drug enabler
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Sheamus could have just cashed in mid-match and then immediately run out the cage door to win the title. What a dumbass.
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#91 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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#93 |
Let me talk to ya
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Shit totally forgot about this.
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#94 |
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Brilliant booking by Fan. That's an absolute genius idea.
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#95 |
Let me talk to ya
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So what happened I imagine its over by now right.
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#96 |
King of Clowns
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I had to turn it off for the main event. I feel like I've seen that match way too many times to have any interest in it.
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#97 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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#98 |
Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Didn't see this, is it worth checking out at all?
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#99 |
Trickster Demon
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Cage match is good. Brock/Show is short and entertaining via suplexes.
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#100 |
Quality Meme Producer
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NO, Lesnar was smiling and possibly intoxicated throughout the damn match. Rest of the card was typical non-progression.
Some bitch of a child can be heard telling Big Show that he has titties. If it wasn't for Scream Queens I'd give up hope on violence in general. That show has it going on, the first episode was gruesome as shit by TV standards. I'm going to kick the fuck out of whoever is blaring their damn stereo in the street. Damn them!!! Damn them all to hell. Let me tell you something. It's goddamn after midnight and I don't care what club they came from, I'm going to eat their soul, I'm going to eat their liver, I'm going to devour their hope. |
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#101 |
Quality Meme Producer
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Scream Queens has a couple of "stables" that really cement a lot of characters and puts them over to the point where you care about their mortal belongings. Show me the meaning of being lonely, then BAM someone is getting their shit kicked in.
Strong casting, dark humor and mystery await you |
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#102 |
Trickster Demon
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Scream Queens is funny so far, I like it.
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#103 |
Trickster Demon
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#104 |
Trickster Demon
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@Heisenberg, re: Scream Queens, I think the girl's dad is one of the killers btw
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#105 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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#106 |
MVP Mark
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It is a house show plus Brock Lesnar.
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#107 |
Resident drug enabler
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Honestly, predictability aside, Lesnar was the only thing I cared about seeing on this show. Feel like he could wrestle a banzai tree and it would feel like "spectacle". Just watching him showcase his Brock Lesnar-ness feels like much more of a big deal than two guys who wrestle constantly on Raw facing off for the hundredth time.
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#108 |
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Fan, can we be friends?
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#109 |
Resident drug enabler
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YUP!
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#110 |
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Lol at the Big Show post match. Don't know wtf they were expecting.
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#111 |
Quality Meme Producer
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#112 |
Reigning Tipsters Champ!
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Big Show is the single worst booked entity in the history of professional wrestling. It is abysmal and even the kids and target audiences are so bored by him that last night's after match stuff was laughable.
He has become a laughing stock and he could have been what Lesnar currently is over a couple of decades. It is disgraceful the way he has been handled, a massive missed opportunity and I feel really sorry for him. And for those who say, well he has his millions to cry on, legacy counts for something and his could have been Andre/Hogan/Bruno levels. Instead, it is so far removed from that it is shocking. Desperate, and the very best example against all the recent discussions about how WWE know what they are doing booking wise. I feel justified having little faith in the company that have booked Big Show. |
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#113 |
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On the positive side though, the main event was very well booked ending wise, Rollins clearly had gotten the better of Cena this time around and the cage helped showcase his athleticism and quickness. Really impressed by Rollins.
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#115 |
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I kind of want them to switch the US Title to Dolph Ziggler. Use the Total Divas thing with Dolph hitting on Nikki as a starting point. Dolph wins the US Title using some heel chicanery and writes Cena out. Lana is noticeably absent from all this.
Cena returns at the Royal Rumble, or something, and gets a small measure of revenge on Dolph by tossing him out of the Rumble. Cena finds himself in a program with The Undertaker, however, and Dolph ends up being confronted by Lana. She's found a new man that is going to beat the piss out of Ziggler for making her look like a fool. Cue Cesaro coming out and being Lana's new Superman. Give them the opening match at WrestleMania, where Cesaro can win the US Title in a competitive match, freeing up Dolph for a potential post-Mania program with Cena. |
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Another great show by WWE:
* Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler are a sexy dream team. It was a shame that the WWE put Dolph with Lana, because all the girls want to get with him, so knowing he is a bit of a slut -- chasing Summer Rae and Nikki Bella around -- will only boost his popularity. I like that they are building to Orton vs. Sheamus too. Those guys have great chemistry, and every time one scores a win on the other, it feels like a new chapter to a great rivalry is being written. It seems odd they are inserting Rusev into the mix, but I like the depth of the story here. Of course Rusev is going to get frustrated because he's losing all the time. It's called a STORY! * Stardust vs. Neville is another rivalry that I am glad we get to see so prominently featured. Cody Rhodes was never going to be a star, nor was Adrian Neville, so I'm glad they've embraced their colorful "Stardust" and "Neville" personas. A win against Stardust means the ball is now in the former Cody's caught. I can't wait to see if he'll exploit his relationship with The Ascension next. * I don't get why people are down on PCB still teaming together. It's called a STORY! They don't like each other, so they have to work through those issues when they are forced to team on major shows like this. It also allows them to have the Divas Champion lose, which is great for building up the rest of the division. Becky and Charlotte forfeiting a match might seems like it would go against their hyper-competitive natures, but that just highlights how much they HATE Paige -- far more than them actually wrestling against Paige would. * Jericho's promo could have been good, but I think pointing out it was his 25th anniversary in the business was a bit of a mistake, as it makes him feel old. In fact, the WWE probably shouldn't mention anything prior to his WWE days. You can't really ignore those great moments, but I'd let people think he started his career as a 20-something in 1999. This would mean Chris Jericho's career would only be 16 years old, and they can probably squeeze another 9 years out of him. They could have put the IC Title on him here, because Owens is a bad guy. It bothers me when they win matches. * A lot of people might think that running essentially the same angle between The New Day and The Dudley Boyz is a silly idea, but it's actually pretty clever. It EMPHASIZES the STORY! The Dudleys will need to come up with a new plan to take out DQs from their matches, and that will allow the table spot to end the match, get a huge pop, and allow The Dudleys to save tag team sports entertainment. I like The New Day, but that's the problem -- they are supposed to be bad guys -- which means they should lose and be less entertaining. * Five-star match between Brock and Big Show. I would have liked to have seen Big Show get in more offense, especially if it is his last match. I know the plan was to build Big Show up for another match against Cesaro, but some guys just have a roof, so it doesn't matter that Big Show beat a rising star on RAW. It's all part of Cesaro's STORY of being a limited performer. It sucks that the crowd didn't give Big Show the standing ovation he deserved. Smarks that read the dirt sheets, the lot of them. * I'm digging the Kane vs. Rollins program. I just wish it was for MORE TITLES! Rollins probably shouldn't have been made to look like he could have won the match, as now some people might actually think that the WWE Title is as worthy as the US Title, and start cheering Rollins. They should probably put Kane over at Hell in a Cell, just to stop that forced face turn of Rollins from happening, and because with Big Show now being down, they'll need to make Kane look stronger. * I liked the way Sheamus could have cashed in at the end and won the title, but chose not to. What a STORY! |
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#117 |
President of Freedonia
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As hilarious as these Noid posts are...it's depressing to realize that WWE has gotten so bad that seemingly the one person who could always find a way to have an optimistic take on the product thinks it's complete shit.
There is great wrestling out there outside of WWE but this current WWE product has practically burned me out on the industry as a whole. |
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#118 |
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I'm in the same boat, Vito. I try to look at the bright side of things, and it's not like I'm about to actually shut out the WWE anytime soon. It's just that most days I want to. The good news is that things can turn around really easily.
Maybe once Donald Trump's presidential campaign is completely put kiboshed, he'll go even more nuts and start up a new wrestling company with Wale...or something... |
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#119 |
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I'll say that I'm down on TNA even more than I am WWE. A lot of people ask "Why do you want any wrestling company to die?" I want TNA to die because they are wasting the health of the men and women who have given them years of their careers, only for TNA to devalue them as commodities.
Fuck TNA. |
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#120 |
Resident drug enabler
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I approve of this new Noid gimmick.
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