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Old 10-21-2004, 02:07 AM   #1161
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Things you'd never hear in a promo.

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Old 10-21-2004, 02:13 AM   #1162
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:24 AM   #1163
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' So.. I began to use this little blue pill and I've never felt better. Let me explain..'
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:10 AM   #1164
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:02 AM   #1165
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RVD: Hey I was checking out with promotion called Ring of Honor...It's really great wrestling. No cheesy storylines and actual werstling, it's great. And TNA, oh don't get me started on TNA...
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Old 10-21-2004, 06:30 AM   #1166
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Triple H: ... And I told Vince that I'm tired of the title, and asked him if could I wrestle on Heat just once...
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:36 PM   #1167
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Eric: Okay, I'll admit it, I had a hand in Nitro's death, but Russo played a role in it also.
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:06 PM   #1168
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Triple H: ... Then Vince told me last night that I was the best he ever had!
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:36 PM   #1169
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:50 PM   #1170
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:55 PM   #1171
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:07 PM   #1172
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Flair:...and a bad guy is a "heel".A story-line is knows as an "angle" in the business.Oh, and a fan is called a "mark" or a smart mark is a "smark".I encourage you all to use these terms in day to day life.
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:31 PM   #1173
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so huge asshole with no personality reading off cue cards:
"Its not my fault I killed Lita's baby after Kane raped her!!!"

Ohhh waitt
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:31 PM   #1174
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:33 PM   #1175
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:36 PM   #1176
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ROCK: You know what? I don't even like pie! I'm more of a cake man. Do you see what you've done, Vince? Because of your sick little mind, I keep getting free pie sent over to my table, which I have to eat so I don't look rude, and I fucking hate pie! God, why couldn't "bacon double cheeseburger" be a slang for pussy? Or "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?"
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Old 10-21-2004, 05:51 PM   #1177
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Old 10-21-2004, 07:01 PM   #1178
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Flair: I don't know why I have always gone on about Space Mountain, it really isn't that great of a ride.
Hehe! They were all pretty good, but this one seemed to stand out... prolly cuz Jorgha hasn't won before.


If WWE wrestlers were famous horror movie characters

inspired by HHH playing a vampire
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Old 10-21-2004, 07:01 PM   #1179
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To help you out, I'm referring to peeps like Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, The Thing, Mr. Hyde, etc...
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Old 10-21-2004, 07:01 PM   #1180
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X-PAC (as Dracula): I vant to suck--

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Old 10-21-2004, 07:02 PM   #1181
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Old 10-21-2004, 07:06 PM   #1182
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Old 10-21-2004, 07:08 PM   #1183
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Stephanie: They're heeeerrreee....
Triple H: Who's here!?
Stephanie: The midcarders from hell!
Triple H: Oh God... OH GOD N...
**Jericho pulls Triple H into the TV**
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Old 10-21-2004, 07:09 PM   #1184
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Heidenrich[as frankenstein]

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Old 10-21-2004, 07:14 PM   #1185
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Snitsky stumbles along...

Snitsky: "Brains.....BRAINS!!!!...... uh...."
*Squints and stares hard at an object just below the camera."
Snitsky: " oh yeah.... BRAINS!!!!!"
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Old 10-21-2004, 11:02 PM   #1186
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RVD (As Dracula): Duuuuude... You've got some quality stuff runnin through your veins!
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Old 10-21-2004, 11:26 PM   #1187
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Scene: Jason Voorhees (As Lita) is standing outside a locked bedroom door with a little frightened 5 year old girl inside with a tinfoil baseball bat in hand.

Jason V: (As Lita) *Knocking on the door* IM HUFFIN AND PUFFIN AND ILL BLOW YOUR DOOR IN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU CANT SEE ME, IM THE HAIRY CRUNCHIN MAN!
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:34 AM   #1188
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Flair: (Invasion of the Bodysnatchers) They're coming to get you Barbra....WOOOOOOOOOOO!

(ok, that was so totaly lame, I admit it, first thing that came to mind though)
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:45 AM   #1189
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Jericho: Sweet. I've been turned into a vampire. Now I am more powerful then ANY! BWAHAHA!
*HHH as Godzilla squashes Jericho*
Jericho: Dammit.
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Old 10-22-2004, 02:41 AM   #1190
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And now, Gene Snitsky, in the remake of the moden day classic, Idle Hand.

Gene: It's NOT MY FAULT! *shoots someone* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! *shoots another person* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! *Stabs someone with the other hand* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
Person: But I thought it was only one of your hands that had a mind of its own?
Gene: *kicks the guy in the nuts* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
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Old 10-22-2004, 02:54 AM   #1191
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Old 10-22-2004, 09:30 AM   #1192
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Lita as Samora form the ring.

Scene: Samora is about to climb out of the TV to attack

Guy watchin: Hey this is some weird crap what's happenin.
You hear a thump as Lita tried to climb through the TV but messes that up.

I'll come up with more later.
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Old 10-22-2004, 11:23 AM   #1193
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Heres a mental image for you...

Mae Young hobbles down a corridor humming the theme to "The Addams Family" to herself. Whenever the part of the song comes where you snap your fingers, a finger snapping sound comes from her direction, yet you can see that her hands never move....

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Old 10-22-2004, 11:31 AM   #1194
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In Transylvania, Igor digs down into a fresh grave.

Igor: Soon Master will have the brain he needs for his creation! Yes!

*Igor keeps digging until he hits the casket. He opens it up to find two bodies inside. One has long blonde hair and appears to still be alive...*

HHH: Hey buddy! This one's OCCUPIED!

*HHH hangs a "do not disturb sign on the ouside of the casket and promptly closes it again.*

Sorry. I know HHH isn't a monster in this one, but it's monster related.
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Old 10-22-2004, 01:10 PM   #1195
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The Shining

Scene : Famous bathroom scene with the axe and the face in the door.;

* The woman struggles to escape, but is slowed by her fear as every few moments an axe crashes into the door. Finally, the door gives way, and the girl looks in horror at the door, as a sparkly storm trooper mask appears*

Voice from nowhere: SHOCKMASTER!

*The Shockmaster steps through the door, trips, and his mask goes flying. This time however, he doesn't scramble towards the mask. You see, the axe doesn't go flying, and he lands chest first on it, once again instantly killing his chance at success, and bringing the film to an anticlimatic end.*
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Old 10-22-2004, 03:04 PM   #1196
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Old 10-23-2004, 11:09 PM   #1197
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Old 10-24-2004, 07:09 AM   #1198
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Scene: Janet and Scott (I think) are driving down a highway. Its about to hit midnight, and its heavily raining.

Scott (or something, I cant remember his name): Where are we, Janet?

Janet: I don't know, where'd you put that map?

Scott: I sold it to a blind guy.

Janet: Shit, we'll have to ask somebody for directions.

Scott: I can't see anything in all this rain.

Janet: You focus on the road, I'll look for a place to stop.

*strikes midnight*

Janet: Oooh, Scott, pull over.

*Scott pulls over and peers outside Janets window*

Scott: hmm, you think it's a good idea to stop here?

Janet: Just get out of the car.

*Janet and Scott hop out of the car. They walk up the front steps of a 2 storied mansion, with a 3 metre high front door. Scott knocks, but the door squeaks open.*

*Scott and Janet walk inside slowly, when the door shuts behind them. Startled, they turn around to the door. They turn back around, where a 7 foot high monster stands infront of them.*

Monster: May I help you..

Janet: Why yes, we're, um, lost.

Scott: Look, pal, just tell us how to get back to New Jersey, and we'll be fine.

Janet: Yes, please help us.

Monster: Hmm, I'll have to ask Triple H.

Scott: Triple H? Who is this Triple H?

*Music that sounds like it should be in a gay bar s played. An elevator lowers, with a muscly man, in spandex underwear, standing on it*

Triple H: I'M TRIPLE H!! From Transexualllll.......um......Greenwich

Janet: um, Mr. H, we're a bit lost.

Scott: yeah, pal, we just need to know where we are so we can get out of here.

Triple H: Why must you leave so soon? If you must know, you are in Mid-Card hell. This is my henchman, Big Show.

Big Show: Would you like me to put on some music for our guests, sir?

Triple: Oh, why not?

**The Big Show puts on The Time Warp on a constant loop for 7 hours, until Triple H dies, the mansion blows up, and Scott turns into Chris Jericho, realising he is indeed trapped in Mid-Card Hell for eternity**
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