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*Oh Sh*t*
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I like that one.
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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...and a Batman symbol
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Scene: Janet and Scott (I think) are driving down a highway. Its about to hit midnight, and its heavily raining.
Scott (or something, I cant remember his name): Where are we, Janet? Janet: I don't know, where'd you put that map? Scott: I sold it to a blind guy. Janet: Shit, we'll have to ask somebody for directions. Scott: I can't see anything in all this rain. Janet: You focus on the road, I'll look for a place to stop. *strikes midnight* Janet: Oooh, Scott, pull over. *Scott pulls over and peers outside Janets window* Scott: hmm, you think it's a good idea to stop here? Janet: Just get out of the car. *Janet and Scott hop out of the car. They walk up the front steps of a 2 storied mansion, with a 3 metre high front door. Scott knocks, but the door squeaks open.* *Scott and Janet walk inside slowly, when the door shuts behind them. Startled, they turn around to the door. They turn back around, where a 7 foot high monster stands infront of them.* Monster: May I help you.. Janet: Why yes, we're, um, lost. Scott: Look, pal, just tell us how to get back to New Jersey, and we'll be fine. Janet: Yes, please help us. Monster: Hmm, I'll have to ask Triple H. Scott: Triple H? Who is this Triple H? *Music that sounds like it should be in a gay bar s played. An elevator lowers, with a muscly man, in spandex underwear, standing on it* Triple H: I'M TRIPLE H!! From Transexualllll.......um......Greenwich Janet: um, Mr. H, we're a bit lost. Scott: yeah, pal, we just need to know where we are so we can get out of here. Triple H: Why must you leave so soon? If you must know, you are in Mid-Card hell. This is my henchman, Big Show. Big Show: Would you like me to put on some music for our guests, sir? Triple: Oh, why not? **The Big Show puts on The Time Warp on a constant loop for 7 hours, until Triple H dies, the mansion blows up, and Scott turns into Chris Jericho, realising he is indeed trapped in Mid-Card Hell for eternity** |
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Cranky Kong
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The Time Warp is a great song.
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Inno Knows.
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HHH vs. Michael Myers, the no-selling death showdown
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I just HAVE to do this one!!!! Credit where credit is due, if I can recall who made the joke I'm stealing.
![]() *After you see "The Vince", in seven days, your push is gone." Last edited by FourFifty; 10-25-2004 at 04:00 PM. |
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*Oh Sh*t*
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I think it was loopy
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Has an evil monkey...
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Any chance of a new topic.
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It was made last year.
But 1000 pts to whoever came up with The Vince. ![]() Strange chants to hear at a wrestling show/match |
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Guest
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BabyKller
Babykiller |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Jeff Hardy Rules!
Jeff Hardy Rules! ....what? |
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Guest
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You screwed JBL
You screwed JBL ala nazi salute and he gets WWE title |
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...and a Batman symbol
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Broke Dick! Broke Dick!
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He's Here
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Good going Vince! Good going Vince!
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Has an evil monkey...
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We want wrestling!
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He's Here
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S-T-F-U! S-T-F-U!
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EL MERO MERO!
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A.D.D ! A.D.D ! A -- **everyone looks out a random window**
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He's Here
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WE DID DO IT! WE DID DO IT!
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Has an evil monkey...
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JBL! JBL!
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He's Here
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Chant! Chant! Chant! Chant!
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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*To the timing of the We Want Tables chant*
Chants are pointless! Chants are pointless! Chants are pointless! |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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*After a highspot"
"Britanny Spears! Britanny Spears!" |
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One Man Horror Show
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What?
Who? Where - when -why - how? |
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He's Here
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HGA! HGA! HGA!
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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We want A-Train!
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He's Here
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(During a WrestleMania main event of Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho)
WE WANT TRIP-LE H! WE WANT TRIP-LE H! |
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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We want Nailz! We want Nailz!
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He's Here
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Dub See Dub! Dub See Dub! Dub See Dub!
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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WE'VE got rhythm! *Clap clap clapclapclap* We've GOT rhythm! *Clap clapclap clapclap* We've got rhyTHM! *Clapclap clapclap clap* We've got RHYthm! *Clapclapclapclapclap*
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EL MERO MERO!
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WE WANT HOCKEY! WE WANT HOCKEY! ..... NE-VER-MIND.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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(to Triple H or JBL)
You have cred! You have cred! You have cred! |
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Has an evil monkey...
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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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TRI-PLE-H sells.
ok i'll stop now
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He-il Hun-ter!!! *clap, clap, clap clap clap* He-il Hun-ter!!! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
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"We've got sore throats!" or "We don't start chants!".
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