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Old 11-03-2004, 08:12 AM   #1281
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Undertaker (to random jobber): I am the Undertaker and at the next PPV I will job to you.
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Old 11-03-2004, 08:20 AM   #1282
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Bradshaw: I am sorry for what I did in Germany... I will never do it again, I am very sorry...... VINCE TOLD ME TO DO IT! SUE HIM! **Runs away from the ring**
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Old 11-03-2004, 01:33 PM   #1283
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JR: "What a slobberknocker of a match! Up next: it's Trish Stratus vs. Victoria in a Lingerie Match."

Lawler: "...."

JR: "... er, King, aren't you supposed to say something?"

Lawler: "Huh? Well, it'll no doubt be a great match, as both women a truly classy athletes. I only wish they could be placed in a match that set feminism back by thirty years.."

JR: "... What about, you know..."

Lawler: "... what?"

JR: "You know, puppies."

Lawler: "... You're a sick old fart, JR."
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Old 11-03-2004, 01:38 PM   #1284
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JR: Bah Gawd, it's Hulk Hogan! Hulk Hogan has just entered through the crowd! He's laid out Triple H with the World Title! Bah Gawd, I can't believe it! Wait... He's going up top! 630! 630! Hulk Hogan just hit the 630 on Triple H!
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Old 11-03-2004, 01:50 PM   #1285
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JR:BY GAWD BY GAWD LENNY LANE HITS HHH WITH THE CHAIR. 1..2..3! THE WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION! LENNY LANE!
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:43 PM   #1286
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(Triple H enters the ring...)
Triple H: My promos are boring as hell... So, instead of me wasting 15 minuites of your time, I will step aside for the following match: Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit in a submission match!
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Old 11-03-2004, 04:55 PM   #1287
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Old 11-03-2004, 05:02 PM   #1288
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Old 11-03-2004, 06:25 PM   #1289
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Old 11-04-2004, 01:56 AM   #1290
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Old 11-04-2004, 09:21 AM   #1291
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Old 11-04-2004, 03:50 PM   #1292
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Old 11-04-2004, 04:18 PM   #1293
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Old 11-04-2004, 04:51 PM   #1294
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fan: Hey did you catch that Flair match?

fan #2: That wasn't Flair. There wasn't a flop or a chop in that match at all.
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Old 11-04-2004, 05:53 PM   #1295
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Old 11-04-2004, 06:06 PM   #1296
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(Flashback to Survivor Series 2001)

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Old 11-04-2004, 06:57 PM   #1297
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HHH: No thank you, Vince. I don't want to control the future of WWE. I just got to this point because I slept with your skank daughter, not because of talent. Shane should get full control. Come here, big guy! **hugs Shane**

Vince: Yes, you are right! HHH? YOU'RE FIRED!! Oh, and Jericho will now be the World Champ.. forever!

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Old 11-06-2004, 10:31 PM   #1298
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Brock Lesnar: You know, I like what these guys say about me on the internet. Let's bump this thread!
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Old 11-07-2004, 05:35 AM   #1299
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Goldberg: No Vince, that's a great id... Hey! I can talk normally! I can't beraarwagrer... RAARARG!
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Old 11-07-2004, 10:22 AM   #1300
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HHH: "Sure Chris, I'll let you hold the belt for a while..."
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Old 11-07-2004, 07:44 PM   #1301
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CCC: You're not cool. You know what's cool? Billy Gunn. Now he's cool.
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Old 11-10-2004, 05:13 PM   #1302
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I don't want to lose this.

(In the year 2160, in the WWSFLUJHSE. [WWE's new name])

(A random fan walks up to Shane McMahon IV.)

Random Fan: Hi Mr. McMahon. I was wondering how you thought of Triple H, who was around for half of the 21st century in the, then, WWE.

Shane McMahon IV: Who?

Random Fan: You know, the guy who held the title 35 times? One time for 8 years? The guy who was in something called DX? The guy who...

Shane: OHHHH! I remember now! My great grandfather bought the company off him on his death bed! Yeah! He always said he was an asshole. We don't talk about him.

Fan: No? He was such a big part of your company.

Shane: Yeah, that's why we had to fiddle with the record books to have him striken from the records. You know all those title reigns? We've distributed them among Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Booker T, Rob Van Dam, and Kurt Angle.
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Old 11-11-2004, 01:53 AM   #1303
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Old 11-11-2004, 08:27 AM   #1304
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(Hardcore Holly wakes up at his house.)

Hardcore: Where am I? How did I get home?

(Hardcore looks down to see his arm cut off.)

Hardcore: AHH! OH MY GOD! WHERE'S MY ARM!? OH MY GOD!!!

(Hardcore finds a note on his night stand.)

Letter:

Dear Hardcore,

I know you didn't mean to break my arm, but I'm the US champion, so I had to use yours for a while. Don't worry, I'll give it back. Cause that's cool.

From,
Carlito Caribbean Cool

(Hardcore just stares at his arm and passes out.)
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Old 11-11-2004, 06:56 PM   #1305
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Al Snow: Aside from the $1,000,000 prize, the Tough Enough winner will get a tag team title shot with Hardcore Holly!
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(Heidenreich walks up to Hardcore.)

John: Hey Hard... *Goldust breath* Core. How ya doin?

Hardcore: Fine...

John: Hey Bob, your shoe's untied!

Hardcore: Oh, thanks.

(Hardcore bends over, the camera pans away, and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" starts to play.)

Hardcore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Old 11-11-2004, 07:24 PM   #1307
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Hardcore Holly: Ok, so if I go here, there will be more lil' jobbers? Oh... I need a towel, uh.. OK, I'll do it, Vince!

*An hour later at the old Tough Enough Gym..*
Holly: Hey! Anyone of your [/offensive dumbass talk] here, asshole bitches?! ....GUH????
Brock (reading note): ".. there will be internet smark spoiler people there..." ....KILL!!!
Holly: Oh, CRAP! **** NECK'D !!!! ****

Carlito (removes Vince mask): Now, THAT'S cool.
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Old 11-12-2004, 12:27 AM   #1308
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on the set of late night with Stone Cold Steve Austin

Austin: "so are there any woman in the crowd"
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Old 11-12-2004, 08:50 AM   #1310
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Triple H: Everyone welcome my next guest! He is... *Reads the card* CHRIS JERICHO!

(Crowd cheers.)

Triple H: CHRIS JERICHO!?

Jericho: Hello my peop-

Triple H: SHUT UP! VINCE! WHAT THE FUCK!?

(Triple H walks to the back.)

(Jericho just sits there for ten minuites. Triple H comes back.)

Triple H: Okay, okay, I've worked it out. Sorry Chris, you were never supposed to be our guest. Get out. *Boots Jericho off the set.* And now, our REAL guest......... *Reads card* CHYNA!?!?!?!
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:25 AM   #1311
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****IT'S LATE LATE SHOW WITH RIC FLAIR! W/ THE DEACON BATISTA SUNSHINE FLOWER GANG BAND! AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST..BAWGAWD.... IT'S RRRRRIIIICCC FFFLLLLLAAAIIRR!! ****

(crowd cheers and woos)
Ric: WOO! Thank you, thank you! How bout them insider terms? **rim shot** But, serisously... BRET! YOU NO-TALENT HASBEEN! YOU WHINE AND CRY WHILE I WHEEL AND DEAL! WOO! I TELLYA TEHLAPAHIALHPAPALAK WWOOOOOO!!!! **flops** ......................

(crowd cheers... until they realize he hasn't moved yet.)
HHH: We'll be right back.. ORTON!

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Old 11-20-2004, 04:52 AM   #1312
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Old 11-20-2004, 08:39 AM   #1313
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*Big Show trips over a chair in the gorilla position and rolls down the ramp.*

JR: BAHGAWDIT'STHEBIGSHOW!

*Big Show lands on Triple H and Jericho covers him.*

JR: BAHGAWDNEWCHAMP!

Vince and Hunter: FUCK!

Big Show: Heh... Heh... *Snort* Did I do that!?
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Old 11-20-2004, 09:16 AM   #1314
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Suddenly, in a Triple H/Benoit match, Randy Orton jumps up from underneath the ring.

Orton: OH YEAAAAAH!

RKO to HHH and runs away.
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Old 11-20-2004, 10:35 AM   #1315
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JR: BAHGAWDIT'SJESUS

King: I think its Eugene JR

Eugene hits a stunner

JR: BAHGAWDSTUNNERJESUS!!JESUS!!JUSUS!!STUNNER
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JR: Bah Gawd, Triple H just hit Orton with a chair! Damn him! He's going for the cover...

KING: But the referee's out cold, JR!

JR: HERE COMES (reads prompter) Rhy-no?

KING: Look out, Triple H!

JR: Rhuno just hit Triple H with the (reads prompter) Go-re? And now he's...what is he doing, King?

KING: He's...pulling his singlet down.

JR: BAH GAWD! SOME JOBBER JUST DEFECATED ON THE GAME! DAMN HIM! DAMN HIS IRRITABLE BOWELS!
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:41 PM   #1317
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*During a Triple H match, Papa Shango comes out to the ramp holding a doll.*

JR: BAHGAWD! WHAT'S PAPA SHANGO DOING HERE!? AND WHAT'S HE GOT!?

King: I think... I think that's a crudely made Triple H doll!

JR: What's he doing? BAHGAWD! HE'S CRACKING THE LEG!

*Triple H's leg buckels under him.*

Triple H: GAH! MY QUAD!
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Old 11-20-2004, 05:59 PM   #1318
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JR: BAHGAWD IT's ROCKABILLY!!!!!!

King: He's been called Billy Gunn for years JR, and what's he doing back on RAW after not doing anything important for the last few years?

JR: Maybe he signed a five-year contract King?

King:

JR: BAH GAWD! CHUCK!!!!!!

King: Billy.

JR: BADDASSOUTLAWJESSEJAMESROADDOGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: Road...Dogg. Puppies!

JR: Bah Gawd Bart....

King: Billy.

JR: ...Gunn is running to the ring. BAHGAWD HE JUST SQUASHED A FAN IN THE FRONT ROW AFTER SLIDING THROUGH THE RING AND GOING INTO THE CROWD FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT A DDT KING!!!!!!!!!!! He flattened her like a government mule!

King: I hope her puppies are OK!
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Old 11-20-2004, 10:30 PM   #1319
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*SmackDown!*
*HHH vs Haywood Jablowme*

Cole: And I believe that move is called the pedigree.
HHH: Yes! I am the greatest wrestler, ever!
Tazz: That's debateable.
HHH: Now before I pin this jobber, I would just like to say that ECW sucked!
Tazz: WTF DID HE JUST SAY!?!?!?
Cole: Tazz, calm down.
Tazz: ..................
Cole: Well, it's good to see you calmed down.
Taz: I didn't fuckin' calm down!
*Taz runs in the ring, chokes HHH out with the Tazmission*
Cole: Modified sleeper!
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Old 11-20-2004, 11:02 PM   #1320
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actually that would be a great way to promote the new ECW DVD
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